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1->''"Yes, General, I ''am'' [[RefugeInAudacity masturbating into the American Flag]]. It relaxes me. Do you have a problem with that? Would you rather that I used ''you''?"''
2-->-- '''President Callahan''', ''ComicBook/{{Transmetropolitan}}''
3
4->'''Pres. Koopa:''' I am very disappointed in you, cousins.\
5'''Spike:''' Fascist!\
6'''Iggy:''' Oppressor of the proletariat!\
7'''Koopa:''' [[WrittenByTheWinners Guy in charge!]]
8-->-- ''Film/SuperMarioBros1993''
9
10->''"The voice of the people must be heard. I am THE PRESIDENT! God bless America. '''God bless ME!'''"''
11-->-- '''President ComicBook/LexLuthor''', ''WesternAnimation/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies''
12
13->'''Spoony:''' I'm actually really interested in what the sorceress has to say. What her politics are, what her diplomatic platform is...\
14'''Sorceress Edea:''' [[ObviouslyEvil ... Lowlifes. Shameless filthy wretches.]]\
15'''Spoony:''' No! Wrong! Open with a joke or something, you're losing them!
16-->--''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' Part 8
17
18->''"Vote for me, if you want to live."''
19-->-- '''[[Creator/JKSimmons President Howard Ackerman]]''', ''VideoGame/CommandAndConquerRedAlert3''
20
21->''"There's a cancer in the presidency and it's growing."''
22-->-- '''John Dean''', ''{{Film/Nixon}}'' (1995)
23
24-> '''Hair Stylist Rick:''' Is-is that enough of the top? \
25[[spoiler: '''Evil''']] '''Morty:''' I don't know... [[ImpliedDeathThreat Is it]]?
26-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''
27
28->''"The missiles are flying. Hallelujah. Hallelujah!"''
29-->-- '''President Greg Stilson'''. ''Film/TheDeadZone''
30
31->''"Mayor Quimby supports revolving-door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob; a man twice convicted of attempted murder. Can ''you'' trust a man like Mayor Quimby? ''[hastily]'' [-Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor! -]"''
32-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
33
34->''"Well, I don't agree with his Bart-killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy..."''
35-->-- '''Homer Simpson''' on Sideshow Bob, ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
36
37->''"Hail to the Chief... Or He'll Hack You to Pieces."''
38-->-- Tagline of ''President's Day'' (2010)
39
40->'''Kinzie Kensington''': The President's words were taken out of context.\
41'''Reporter''': Kinzie, what's the proper context for, and I quote, "I'm the Patron Saint of America, and we should probably look into changing the Pledge of Allegiance into 'One Nation Under Me'?"\
42'''Kinzie Kensington''': That's a great question. Jane?
43-->-- ''Videogame/SaintsRowIV''
44
45->''"Why does ''anyone'' want to be President? [[Music/TearsForFears Everybody wants to rule the world.]]"''
46-->-- '''Zartan''', ''Film/GIJoeRetaliation''
47
48->Of all my master schemes to take over the world -- the thousands I killed with my army of robotic suicide squirrels, the millions I spent trying to kill you all with Push n' Eat macaroni in a tube, my even-as-of-yet uncompleted [[KillSat orbital death ray]] -- and all I had to do was ''[[PresidentEvil run for president?!]]'' [[GigglingVillain NYAHAHAHAHAH!!]] I wasn't really even taking all this all that seriously! I even used my real name! '''''YOU VOTED FOR A GUY NAMED "DOCTOR INSANO"!''''' I mean, I know [[LampshadeHanging Lex Luthor won last term]], but I thought that had something to do with Superboy Prime [[CosmicRetcon punching reality]]! I never thought this would work. My election platform was to build a giant robot sawblade that would cut Canada off the top and then attach it to Australia so they wouldn't bother us anymore! My vice president is Literature/FuManchu! ''What the hell is wrong with you people?!'' I'm pretty sure that's not even ''legal''! Oh, man, we are so going to jack this country up beyond repair!
49-->-- '''Dr. Insano''', ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment''
50
51->''"In a storyline that happened to coincide with [[UsefulNotes/RichardNixon Nixon's]] resignation over the Watergate scandal, ComicBook/CaptainAmerica fights a group of baddies called the Secret Empire who are trying to take over the U.S. by way of nuclear bombs. In Captain America #175, Cap defeats the Secret Empire in Washington, but their leader, Number One, manages to sneak away and hides in the White House... [[DramaticUnmask it's totally Nixon]], and yes, this was his take on Watergate. You know -- ineptly bugging some offices, nuclear obliteration of your own country -- it's really six of one and a half-dozen of the other."''
52-->-- ''{{Website/Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_20989_5-disastrous-attempts-at-political-commentary-in-comic-books.html "5 Disastrous Attempts at Political Commentary in Comic Books"]]
53
54->''"[[WouldHurtAChild I will skin your children]] [[ChildEater and eat them.]] Upon finishing, [[HumanResources I shall fashion utensils out of their bones]]."''
55-->-- The Letter of '''G.W. (UsefulNotes/GeorgeWashington)''', ''Series/MastersOfHorror'', ''The Washingtonians''
56
57->''"This was during the time when ComicBook/LexLuthor was president... [[TakeThat God, I miss the days when that seemed unbelievable]]."''
58-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''', reviewing ''ComicBook/ActionComics'' #775, 2020
59
60->''"I should have known it was you all the time. I should have asked myself, 'Who's the man so wicked, so cruel, that he could serve smack to the orphanage, kill my brother Jimmy, and put out a drug to shrink black men's dicks?' Only one man. That's you, Tricky Dick! So I'm here to deliver you one presidential ass-whupping!"''
61-->-- '''Black Dynamite''' to '''UsefulNotes/RichardNixon''', ''Film/BlackDynamite''
62
63->''"Y'know what I said, the day I got unbanned from the Dream SMP? And the day I said I was running? [[TyrantTakesTheHelm An election that I won]], by the way. I said things are gonna change. I looked every citizen of L'Manberg in the eyes and I said, 'You listen to me. This place will be a lot different tomorrow.' Let's start making it happen. My first decree, as the President of L'Manberg, [[LargeHam the EMPEROR, of this GREAT COUNTRY]]! [[TheExile IS TO REVOKE! THE CITIZENSHIP]]! OF WILBUR SOOT AND TOMMYINNIT! GET 'EM OUTTA HERE!"''
64-->-- '''Jschlatt''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''
65
66->''"As long as I live, I'll never forget the look on that alien's face... squeal Crypto 136, squeal like a pig! And he did damnit! Good times!"''
67-->-- '''President Huffman.''', ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans''
68
69->''"All presidents are clearly evil! They're warcrime-committing bastards and I wanna become one of them!"''
70-->-- '''Shadow the Hedgehog''', ''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', "[[https://youtu.be/W-ZuKp8P7gA Shadow the Hedgehog - Snapcube's Real Time Fandub]]"
71
72->''"The rumors about him weren't an exaggeration in the least. If anything, they didn't exaggerate enough."''
73-->-- '''Elie [=MacDowell=]''', on new President of Calvard Roy Gramheart, ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfHeroesTrailsIntoReverie''
74
75->'''Zesty Lewis:''' Meanwhile, criticalism is piling up near President Performance H. Wilson, who was voted into office for a sixth term, primarily because he promised to kill us all.\
76''(cut to the President speaking at a rally)''\
77'''President Wilson:''' YOU DON'T NEED A BUNCH OF EMPTY PROMISES! HA HA! YOU NEED TO ''DIE!'' DO YOU WANT TO DIE?! ''(the audience cheers)'' I CAN'T HEAR YOU! ''DO YOU WANT TO DIE!?! (audience cheers louder)''\
78'''Lewis:''' President Wilsons approval ratings have gone down steadily since the delays, excepting a small rise when he personally murdered 7,000 people with a hatchet.
79-->-- Website/TheOnion, "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKC21wDarBo Future News From the Year 2137]]"

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