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1-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "So you're looking for a fuckin' blue, are ya? Hey? Well fuckin' come on, COME ON!" ''
2-->'''''Rocky:''' "What'd you start us for, mate? Chillax. ''
3-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "I'll fuckin biff ya, mate!" ''
4-->'''''Habib:''' "What did I do? ''
5-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "Well, if you wanna own the fuckin' beach, you have to go through FUCKIN' US! Cause ''we'' own the FUCKIN' beach! Our Grandfathers fought World War FUCKIN' 2 on this fuckin' beach, alright! And if I were you, I'd FUCK OFF!!" ''
6-->'''''Habib:''' "Rocky, look, what's he saying? His Aussie Accent is, like, hard to understand. ''
7-->'''''Lifesaver Les:''' "You, you and you and you, FUCK OFF!!!" '''
8-->'''''Rocky:''' "I think he said, 'Who wants to start a WAR!!!!'" ''
9-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Beach Pizza'.'''
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12-->'''''Murray:''' "All right, who's the fuck-wit with the fireworks?!" ''
13-->'''''Bobo:''' "Habib?!" ''
14-->'''''Habib:''' (raising [[ImplausibleDeniability soot-stained hands]]) "I can't hear what's going on, uleh, but I'm not involved. I swear to God, I'm innocent." ''
15-->'''''Rocky:''' "Bobo, it wasn't Habib, bro! He doesn't like crackers!" ''
16-->'''''Habib:''' "It was the oven, uleh, I swear to God." ''
17-->'''''Rocky:''' "The only cracker in here is Officer Jacks Crackers!" '''
18-->'''''Habib:''' "What? What'd you say?" ''
19-->'''''Murray:''' "Fuck off out of my face, halal breath, or I'll come down on you like September 11!" ''
20-->'''''Rocky:''' "Yeah? And I'll give you a Cronulla Riot, you big zup!" ''
21-->'''''Habib:''' "Speak louder, uleh.
22-->'''''Murray:''' "Today's me [[SuddenlyShouting FUCKIN' BIRTHDAY! I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT]]!!!" ''
23-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Cracker Pizza'.'''
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26-->'''''PM John Howard:''' "Bloody Wog Hoons." ''
27-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode Cracker Pizza. '''
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30-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please climb the rope, I need help!" ''
31-->'''''Pauly:''' "Mate, you gotta be kidding, it's two stories!" ''
32-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please, I'm disabled!" '''
33-->'''''Pauly:''' "Yeah, if I climb this rope, I'll fall off! I'm gonna be disabled too! I'll join your club!" ''
34-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "Please, I'll give you a reward!" ''
35-->'''''Pauly:''' "Reward? How much?!" ''
36-->'''''Old Disabled Man:''' "I'll give you a thousand!" ''
37-->'''''Pauly:''' "Oh, for a thousand bucks, I'll do it!" ''
38-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Politically Incorrect Pizza'. '''
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41-->'''''Dr. Freeman:''' "Get that fuckin' Pizza!" ''
42-->'''''DJBJ:''' (Screams) Ah ha ha (screams) No! no! no! What about my Doodle! The fuckin' Doodle! (Whines)
43-->'''''Register:''' "How long do I have to wait?" ''
44-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Doctor Pizza'. '''
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47-->'''''Bobo:''' "Fat Pizza Pizzas! They're big and they're cheesy". ''
48-->'''''Ronnie [=McDoggle=]:''' "Yeah, it's Ronnie [=McDoggle=] here, mate. Where's my Small Hawaiian? I've been waiting for over, OVER AN HOUR! WHERE IS IT!" ''
49-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Freaky Pizza'. '''
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52-->'''''Habib:''' "What do you mean you ate all those pills, uleh? All of them?" ''
53-->'''''Davo:''' (coughs) "I thought they were lollies". ''
54-->'''''Habib:''' "I can't believe it." ''
55-->'''''Davo:''' "F**kin' starting to feel weird, mate." ''
56-->'''''Habib:''' "All those pills are full strength, uleh loc. Every single one is, like, stronger." ''
57-->'''''Davo:''' "I'm feeling (deeper voice) GOOD!" (opens eyes) ''
58-->''''' (cuts to game)
59-->'''''Bobo:''' "No!" "No!" ''
60-->'''''Habib:''' "Oh Mah God!" "Oh Mah God!" ''
61-->'''''Bobo:''' "No!"
62-->'''''(Cuts to Davo)
63-->''''' (Davo laughs)
64-->'''''Bobo:''' "Move him over there with the other bodies."
65-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Quaratine Pizza'.'''
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68-->'''''Davo:''' "Hey junkie! Take that, you dog!" (farts) ''
69-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. ''
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72-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "I'll have another slice of Bobo's special, thanks." ''
73-->'''''Bobo:''' "You'll only get one". ''
74-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "This sign says it's all you can eat." ''
75-->'''''Bobo:''' "Read the fine print". ''
76-->''(Jim reads the fine print) ''
77-->'''''Jim Smith:''' "What a rip off." ''
78-->'''''Jane Smith:''' "Where's the alcohol, mate?" ''
79-->'''''Large Lady:''' "We should be pissed by now." ''
80-->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" ''
81-->'''''Fan Lady:''' "And it's so hot in here! Why don't you have fuckin' Air conditioning?!" ''
82-->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" ''
83-->'''''Stomach Rumbling Guy:''' "And on the phone, you tell you had this big screen TV? ''
84-->'''''Everyone:''' "Yeah!" ''
85-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} episode 'Melbourne Cup Pizza'. '''
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88-->'''''Pauly:''' "Alcohol's not a drug, you stooge". ''
89-->--'''Series/{{Pizza}} Season 1 episode 'Road Trip Pizza'. '''
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91-->'''''Leonard the Nut:''' "Bobo! (farts) I poo poo in my pants!". ''

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