Line #10 Quotes/PhallicWeapon


1	[[AC:Fan Works]]
2	->''The mere sight of her caused Baka's [[{{Nosebleed}} nose to bleed]] and his groin-mounted riot-cannon to blast white sticky-foam over half of Minato.''
3	-->-- ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
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5	->''"I'm coming!" Tom [[HaveAGayOldTime ejaculated]], tugging at the powerful weapon [[PantsPositiveSafety tucked into his trousers]].''
6	-->-- ''Giggles Bags the Borg''
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8	->''"It is a weapon more powerful than anything previously encountered," said Tuvok, reaching into his pants.''
9	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/24107860 No Ordinary Spoof]]''
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11	->''[[RedShirt Bugthodder]] dies horribly as a well-hung Penis Bug blasts him with white-hot semen.''
12	-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/25798636 Starship Hooters 3: Undresser]]''
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14	[[AC:Film]]
15	->''"Oh, my child -- you've not met war. Think how terrifying it'd be to see a man charging at you, with his [[ManInAKilt skirt flying up in the air]], and flashing his big, long... [[LastSecondWordSwap bayonet]] at you!"''
16	-->-- '''Khasi of Kalabar''', ''Film/CarryOnUpTheKhyber''
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18	->''"Return fire! We'll see who has the longest cannon here!"''
19	-->-- '''Airlord Karak''', ''Airlords of Airia''
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21	[[AC:Literature]]
22	->''"We all know what a big, giant sword you have, I'm sure. No need to wave it in our faces yet again."''
23	-->-- '''Ser Justin Massey''', ''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire''
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25	->[Ulver] was taken to the Forward Docks and a big, brightly lit hangar, where the Psychopath Class ex-Rapid Offensive Unit ''Frank Exchange of Views'' was waiting for her.\
26	Ulver laughed. "It looks," she snorted, "like a dildo!"\
27	"That's appropriate," Churt Lyne said. "Armed, it can fuck solar systems."
28	-->-- ''Literature/{{Excession}}'' by Creator/IainMBanks.
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30	->She glanced at his sword.\
31	"I'm a [[SwordAndSorcerer Warder]] now." He shrugged. "Might as well look like one, eh?"\
32	He could [[WeaponizedTeleportation cut a Trolloc in half]] with a gateway at three hundred paces, and [[LavaAddsAwesome summon fire]] from inside Dragonmount itself, and he still wanted to carry a sword. It was, she decided, a male thing.
33	-->-- ''A Memory of Light'', ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime''
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35	[[AC:Live-Action TV]]
36	->''"This isn't about the gun! This is about sex!"''
37	-->-- '''Tom Paris''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Blood Fever"
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39	->'''Riddell:''' What you need is a brave, interesting man of action with an enormous ''weapon''. ''[exit with DramaticGunCock]''\
40	'''Amy:''' So, it's the human sleeping potion or the walking innuendo. Take your pick.
41	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"
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43	->'''Frasier:''' The less said about that Civil War ramrod, the better.\
44	'''Niles:''' Oh, you Freudians! Sometimes a ramrod is just a... oh hell, even I can't make that one fly.
45	-->--''Series/{{Frasier}}''
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47	[[AC:Music]]
48	->''"And you might think I'm weak without a sword\
49	But if I had one it'd be bigger than yours"''
50	-->-- "Kings and Queens", ''Music/AvaMax''
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52	[[AC:Video Games]]
53	->''"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."''
54	-->-- '''Revolver Ocelot''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''
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56	[[AC:Web Original]]
57	->'''Alucard''': Sweet Black-fucking-Sabbath! If I wasn't holding out for that ''beast'' of a woman, Integra, I'd fuck the red right out of those eyes!\
58	''[Seras gets stabbed repeatedly by Anderson]''\
59	'''Alucard''': Well, kinda like that, only with less symbolism and more my penis in your vagina.
60	-->-- ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged''
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62	->''"'''[-MAKE PENIS INTO ROBOT!-]'''"''
63	-->-- '''Anonymous Heretek,''' ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''
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65	->''[[PantsPositiveSafety Putting it down your pants]] [[CompensatingForSomething compensates not only for your own penis]], but for every penis within a twenty five mile radius.''
66	-->-- '''Ben Thompson''', talking about the [[http://www.badassoftheweek.com/500magnum.html S&W .500 Magnum]].
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68	[[AC:Western Animation]]
69	->''"Steve, shooting a gun is [[JustLikeMakingLove just like being intimate with a woman]]. First you inspect it to make sure it is clean. Then you grab it by the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it."''
70	-->-- '''Stan''', ''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"
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