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1->''"O pitiful shadow lost in the darkness, O evil spirit born of those drifting between Heaven and Earth. May the thunderous power from the garments of these holy delicate maidens [[Film/PulpFiction strike down upon you with great vengeance and furious anger]], shattering your loathsome impurity and returning you from whence you came! '''REPENT, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"'''''
2-->-- '''Panty and Stocking's InTheNameOfTheMoon speech'''
3
4->''"GOD! MY! OH!"''
5-->-- '''Garterbelt, after being resurrected'''
6
7->''"Motherfucker needs to motherfucking chillax before he has a [[RuleOfThree motherfucking]] stroke!"''
8-->-- '''Panty wanting Garterbelt to calm down'''
9
10->''"What are you sayin'?! You mean you failed?! You actin' like you don't even give a shit!"''
11-->-- '''Garterbelt chastising the Anarchy sisters after failing their mission'''
12
13->''"What the fuck! Put it back on! Seriously, he was about to hogtie me. You don't want to miss it."''
14-->-- '''Panty, after her sex tape got shut off'''
15
16->''"It's not okay! Dammit! How in every religious holy deity did this happen?! Am I being punished for eating sweet shit?!"''
17-->-- '''Stocking after gaining weight [[spoiler:(due to a Ghost's power)]] despite exercising excessively'''
18
19->''"Rules keep behavior in check, suppression keeps thoughts in check, and physical training keeps them from looking like fat enchiladas! These things bring about perfection and beauty!"''
20-->-- '''Kneesocks, while lecturing the Anarchy sisters about rules'''
21
22->''"How dare you, you rancorous whore!"''
23-->-- '''Scanty, disgusted by Panty's blatant disregard for Brief's safety'''
24
25->''"Break, O Earth; Dry up, O sea; Burn out, O sun; Grant us power Earthly leaders and gate keepers of Hell. Guide us, makers of the underworld! We are high-class Demon Commanders!"''
26-->-- '''Scanty and Kneesocks InTheNameOfTheMoon speech'''
27
28->''"Are you starting to get it? Freedom of choice is just a fantasy whether you're an angel or a normal ho-bag. Reality's tough! Wear a cup, bitch."''
29-->-- '''Corset lecturing Panty on the futility of freedom'''
30
31->''"You both need to stop spending money on bullshit! You're angels, not hipsters. Hey, cock jockers! I'm not just talking to fuckin' hear myself! You spent over three million dollars! Fish-flavored lube; titty-enhancer; toys that ain't sex toys; who the fuck orders that much food?! You bitches eat so much you're gonna start sweating bacon grease!"''
32-->-- '''Garterbelt scolding Panty and Stocking on their shopping habits'''
33
34->''"Garter, if you're gonna act like a baby, you might as well crawl back up your giant vagina where you belong."''
35-->-- '''Panty telling Garterbelt to stop complaining about their shopping habits'''
36
37->''"You're the ones acting irresponsible so you crawl into my vagina!"''
38-->-- '''Garterbelt retaliating Panty's vagina crawling quote'''
39
40->''"[[Film/{{Magnolia}} Respect the cock and tame the cunt]]. And of course, by cock, I mean our hallowed justice system. That great blind cock that towers over us all and comes down hard on those who do bad! Like those who killed Mr. Husband! And by [[CountryMatters cunts]], I of course mean CUNTS! Cunts like these two fallen angels who ruthlessly snatched away the life from our poor victim! These cunts who must be tamed before they try to destroy all of the joys of manhood! Our cock of justice will make these cunts wet with the moist tears of regret from what they've done!"''
41-->-- '''[[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Tom Croose]]/[[spoiler:Kneesocks]], planning to punish Panty and Stocking'''
42
43->''"Well after we eat, lets go hit the club and have ourselves a little fuckfest! [[ClusterFBomb Fuck that guy! Fuck this guy! Fuck those guys! We'll find everything that has a dick and FUCK IT! I'M TOTALLY FUCKING STOKED!]]"''
44-->-- '''Panty inviting Stocking to a celebratory night out'''
45
46->''"You're right, I'm just a little bitch and I'm proud of it. But guess what, douchebag? That's not the point. News flash, I don't need special fucking powers to beat the shit out of you. You know why? Because I'm a bitch who doesn't give a fuck. You and your half-dead face can preach about hymens and demons and other weird words that supposedly mean shit, but that doesn't change the fact that if any of you fuckers get in my way, I'm gonna kick some twisted-ass ass. You hear me dick? I'm a hot bitch angel named Panty. And no matter what anyone says, I DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT!"''
47-->-- '''Panty's BadassBoast to Corset'''
48
49[[folder:D City Rock]]
50-->My name is Panty, the crazy [[MsFanservice sexy]] [[EveryoneLovesBlondes blondie]]\
51And I'm not dumb\
52I'm breaking the news, now boys! Us girls\
53We're full-time\
54[[AllWomenAreLustful Horny too]]!\
55\
56Hey, check out that hot one,\
57Damn he's got a big one, f***ing delicious\
58It's time to get dirty now,\
59So will y'all excuse me\
60Read the air! I'm busy!\
61\
62Garterbelt!\
63Again you've dialed D-CITY 2-900\
64Pantsu line!\
65Copy that! Clear the city!\
66\
67Anarchy!\
68Everyone wants to be me!\
69Anarchy yeah!\
70Get it up so I can see!\
71Anarchy!\
72Let it flow wild and free!\
73Anarchy yeah!\
74Y'all ready for the gig?!\
75\
76By the way, my name is Stocking,\
77I spill venom, stinging arrows\
78And I got [[SweetTooth sweet tooth for lollipops]]\
79[[ElegantGothicLolita Loli goth]], [[DoubleEntendre I lick good!]]\
80\
81These stripes will strip you down\
82I got no mercy for chiralism\
83My fans they all love me 'cuz I kick it real tasty\
84I get high being nasty!\
85\
86Garterbelt!\
87You keep slappin' my butt around\
88Pantsu line!\
89[[TooKinkyToTorture Freaky girl comin' your way!]]\
90\
91Anarchy!\
92Everyone wants to be me!\
93Anarchy yeah!\
94Standing ovation please!\
95Anarchy!\
96Shake that thing wild and free!\
97Anarchy yeah!\
98Steady ready for the gig?!\
99\
100I know you know...\
101These wings inside of you\
102I know you know...\
103They do get naughty too\
104Before I go...\
105There's something I wanna say\
106Your sleepy anarchy...\
107Wake it up! Wake it up!\
108\
109Anarchy!\
110Everyone wants to be me!\
111Anarchy yeah!\
112Get it up so I can see!\
113Anarchy!\
114Let it flow wild and free!\
115Anarchy yeah!\
116Y'all ready for the gig?!\
117[[/folder]]

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