Line #18 Quotes/NoSenseOfHumor


1	->''"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cosy."''
2	-->-- '''Ron Weasley''', ''Literature/HarryPotter''
3
4	->'''Jack Darby:''' Hey, Optimus? Wanna see something funny?\
5	'''Optimus Prime:''' No.
6	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TransformersPrime''
7
8	->''"My dad's pranking me, right? Wait, he couldn't be, he has no sense of humor."''
9	-->-- '''Adrien''', ''WesternAnimation/MiraculousLadybug''
10
11	->Dwarfs are well known for their sense of humor. People point them out and say, "[[TheNapoleon Those little devils]] haven't ''got'' a sense of humor."
12	-->-- ''Literature/{{Discworld}}''
13
14	->''Now, no one enjoys a good laugh more than I do. Except perhaps my wife. And some of her friends. Oh yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good laugh more than I do.''
15	-->-- '''The Colonel''', ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''
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17	->''"The ''real'' reason you kept coming back was you never got a laugh out of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} the old man]]. Get a clue, [[ComicBook/TheJoker Clowny]]! He's ''got'' no sense of humour! He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape! Not that you ever ''had'' a good joke..."''
18	-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond Terry McGinnis]]''', ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', part of his TheReasonYouSuckSpeech against Joker.
19
20	->''"I'm an ageless alien hybrid and angst-ridden. What do you want? '''[[LampshadeHanging New]]''' [[LampshadeHanging jokes]]?"''
21	-->-- '''[[TheComicallySerious Shadow]]''', ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogArchieComics'', Off Panel
22
23	->''"Oh, you were making a joke...Yeah, I think you did that once before. Sorry, I don't like humor."''
24	-->-- '''Valencia''', ''Series/CrazyExGirlfriend''
25
26	->''"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is ''not'' logical."''
27	-->--'''Lt. Saavik''', ''Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan''
28
29	->''"I had fun once, and it was awful."''
30	-->--'''Benito Juárez''', ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant''
31
32	->''"I don't get it. What's so funny?"''
33	-->--'''Melvin Sneedly''', ''WesternAnimation/CaptainUnderpantsTheFirstEpicMovie''
34
35	->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' Y'know, you remind me of [[Franchise/{{Batman}} Bats.]]\
36	'''[[Franchise/{{Terminator}} The Terminator]]:''' Who is Bats?\
37	'''The Joker:''' Just another jerk with no sense of humor.
38	-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''
39
40	->"Tell me, what's the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?"\
41	"I don't know," Quentin said. "He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?"\
42	"He sets up a back door."\
43	It was good to know that even having attained enlightenment, Penny was still impervious to humour.
44	-->--''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician King]]''
45
46	->'''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Shadow:]]''' …That was a joke. You guys can laugh.\
47	'''[[VideoGame/SonicHeroes Omega:]]''' '''D[-O NOT UNDERSTAND-]. E[-XPLAIN THE JOKE-].'''\
48	'''Shadow:''' [[DontExplainTheJoke Eh, if you explain it's not really funny…]]\
49	'''Omega:''' '''E[-XPLAIN-]. T[-HE JOKE-].'''\
50	'''Shadow:''' Oh, fine, okay. Well, uh, "ligma" isn't a thing. So naturally, you ask, [[WhatsAHenway "what is ligma?"]] And I say, "ligma balls", which sounds like, "lick my balls", which is funny because you wouldn't do that. Probably.\
51	'''Omega:''' '''I [-LACK ORGANS FOR LICKING-].'''\
52	'''Shadow:''' No, not you wouldn't because you ''can't'', you wouldn't because… it's gay? I think? ''(to himself)'' [[RefugeInAudacity Am I being homophobic?]]\
53	'''Omega:''' '''C[-OMPREHENSION ERROR-]. T[-O INSTALL HUMOR DRIVER-], [-INSERT THE CORRECT -]CD[-S-].'''\
54	'''Shadow:''' What [=CDs=]--\
55	'''Omega:''' '''''[[SubvertedTrope SEE DEEZ NUUUUTS!]]'''''
56	-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6e1_IlvmQs "What is ligma"]]'' by '''WebVideo/{{Jehtt}}'''
57
58	->'''Stan:''' Mysterious activity? In the Mystery Shack? You gotta be joking!\
59	'''Powers:''' I assure you I am not. I was born with a rare disorder that makes me physically incapable of experiencing humor.\
60	'''Stan:''' (Laughs nervously)\
61	'''Powers:''' [[NotHyperbole I don't understand that sound you're making with your mouth.]]
62	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "[[Recap/GravityFallsS2E1Scaryoke Scary-oke]]"

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