Line #134 Quotes/MistakenForGay


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3	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
4	->'''Hitomi:''' For you two [Madoka and Sayaka] to have gotten so close in just ''one'' night-- '''what did you do after I left yesterday?!'''\
5	'''Sayaka:''' [[LampshadeHanging I can't believe she's going there...]]\
6	'''Hitomi:''' You're both girls! ''[runs away]'' [[MemeticMutation Girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls, girls can't love girls!]]
7	-->-- ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0 Episode 2]]
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10	[[folder:Comic Books]]
11	->'''Captain America:''' Attention, Hulk! This is Captain America speaking again! You see these spacecraft in the sky? The big triangular machines? Well, I was talking to the pilots earlier, and you know what they told me? You know what they were saying about you, Hulk? These guys called you a sissy boy, buddy. You really gonna let them get away with that?\
12	'''Hulk:''' No! Hulk no sissy boy... HULK STRAIGHT!!
13	-->-- ''ComicBook/TheUltimates2002''
14	[[/folder]]
15
16	[[folder:Fan Works]]
17	->'''Student:''' About time. You let him drag on you a lot.\
18	'''[[AuthorAvatar Riley]]:''' Excuse moi? ''[gives them an odd look]''\
19	'''Female student:''' Yeah, I mean really. [[DeliberateValuesDissonance I mean, you two stick so close some of us were starting to wonder if you were... you know...]]\
20	'''[[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Riley]]:''' ''[gives her a deadpan look]'' [[NoBisexuals Considering he and I once spent an hour debating what it would feel like to touch a boob, I think that's a NO, sugarbutt]].
21	-->-- ''Fanfic/{{Coyote}}''
22
23	->''"I'm just saying," [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Michael]] continued without malice, bending to do something delicate and ornate with the fuel pump, "that certain... traits have been called to my attention and I just wanted to let you know that it makes absolutely no difference in our friendship. You are the same man that I met and respected years ago."\
24	"Thank you, Michael, that means a lot to me," Harry said sincerely. "It would probably mean much more if I were actually gay."''
25	-->-- ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/975606 Harry's Hallelujah Groove]]''
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27	->'''[[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Hoshi Sato]]:''' Um, Malcolm, is there a reason you brought me to this street?\
28	'''Malcolm Reed:''' Well, I must confess I prefer the atmosphere on this street.\
29	'''Hoshi Sato:''' I'm so sorry I never made the connection. I know how difficult it still is for men like you to be open.\
30	'''Malcolm Reed:''' Well, I don't want to wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm glad you understand. There are still too many men leering at a Starfleet officer for my tastes.\
31	'''Hoshi Sato:''' Malcolm, you should feel flattered. They're all staring at you.\
32	'''Malcolm Reed:''' ''[thinking]'' I am a dim-witted git. I have clear evidence of this because it took me almost thirty minutes to realise we were on the gay side of the city. Suddenly the conversation with Hoshi took on an entirely different context. I am doomed. Hoshi now thinks I am a sleazy, gay, alcoholic weapons jock who can't take care of a dumb animal.\
33	''[later]''\
34	'''Hoshi Sato:''' You know, why are all the best guys gay? It's just not fair.\
35	'''Liz Cutler:''' Gay? Our chief engineer? Hoshi, the last name is Tuck-her, not Tuck-him. Believe me, every cell in his body is geared for loving women.
36	-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1683167/1/STE-Hoshi-s-Birthday-Surprise Hoshi's Birthday Surprise]]''
37
38	->''"Everyone has always thought you were homosexual, angel. People in countries that wouldn't have names for hundreds of years, people in ancient Greece, people in Rome, people in France and Russia and England and Zimbabwe. The people here in this little neighborhood think so too, and I suppose some of them are quite offended that you've got a live-in, but most of them don't really care about you one way or the other, and the rest are quite pleased. Don't worry about it. Do you think I should take to gardening in tiny cut-off jean shorts?"''
39	-->-- '''Crowley''' to '''Aziraphale''' in the ''Literature/GoodOmens'' fanfic ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/1630271 A Precise and Accurate History of Monday, Eleven Years Later]]''
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42	[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
43	->''"I see. [[InterspeciesRomance You can't have one of your own]], so you want to adopt."''
44	-->-- '''Diego''', ''WesternAnimation/IceAge1'', after seeing Manny and Sid defending a human child, claiming it's "theirs", and [[NotWhatItLooksLike drawing the wrong conclusion]]
45
46	->'''Barry Allen:''' No, mom, I'm fine. But everything else has... changed. And I have to find out why. I think it probably has something to do with me being...\
47	'''Nora Allen:''' Gay?\
48	'''Barry:''' What? No...\
49	'''Nora:''' It's okay. I love you no matter what.
50	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueTheFlashpointParadox''
51	[[/folder]]
52
53	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
54	->'''Marcus:''' My ass stills hurts from [[ShotInTheAss what you did to it the other night]]!\
55	'''Mike:''' Hey, it got rough. We got caught up in the moment, shit got crazy. You know how I get.\
56	'''Marcus:''' When you popped me from behind, I think you damaged some nerves!\
57	'''Angry customer:''' ''[to the store manager]'' In front of my babies, you got porno and homo shows up in here? What kind of freak-ass store is this?! ''[to Marcus and Mike, as they're walking out]'' And you two motherfuckers need Jesus!
58	-->-- ''Film/BadBoysII''
59
60	->''"I mean, everybody thinks I'm this big dyke because... 'cause I wear baggy pants, I play softball, and... and I'm not as pretty as other girls, but that doesn't make me gay. I mean, I like guys. I can't help it."''
61	-->-- '''Jan''', ''Film/ButImACheerleader''
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63	->'''Randal:''' (to Dante) You're my best friend, and I love you...in a totally heterosexual way.\
64	'''Jay''': Yea right.
65	-->-- ''Film/ClerksII''
66
67	->''"Can't a dude stick his hand down another man's pants without setting off the faggot alarm?"''
68	-->-- '''T.J. Hicks''', ''Film/DeuceBigalow''
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70	->'''Scott:''' I'm in love with my pen pal! I'm in love with Mike!\
71	'''Cooper:''' Okay, okay. You know what? I was actually expecting this. And frankly, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause... eh, I think they already know.\
72	'''Scott:''' No, you idiot, [[GenderBlenderName Mike is a girl]]!\
73	'''Cooper:''' No, no, no, I get it, yeah. [[{{Seme}} He's the girl]], [[{{Uke}} you're the girl]]. Sometimes you're both the girl. Right, right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge it.
74	-->-- ''Film/{{Eurotrip}}''
75
76	->'''Grace:''' Do you have a girlfriend?\
77	'''Alex:''' No.\
78	'''Grace:''' How old are you now?\
79	'''Alex:''' I'll be 36 in October.\
80	'''Grace:''' My grandson's gay, too. I'll give you his number.
81	-->-- ''Film/GrandmasBoy2006''
82
83	->'''Lancelot:''' We were in the nick of time, you were in a great peril.\
84	'''Galahad:''' I don't think I was.\
85	'''Lancelot:''' Yes, you were, you were in a terrible peril!\
86	'''Galahad:''' Look, let me go back in there and face the peril!\
87	'''Lancelot:''' No, it was too perilous!\
88	'''Galahad:''' Look, it's a duty of a knight to sample as much peril as I can!\
89	'''Lancelot:''' No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on!\
90	'''Galahad:''' Well, let me have just a little bit of peril?\
91	'''Lancelot:''' No, it's unhealthy.\
92	'''Galahad:''' Bet you're gay!\
93	'''Lancelot:''' No, I'm not.
94	-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
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96	->'''Vanilla''': What's the matter with you, Will? Don't you ''like'' girls?
97	->'''Will''': Well, you're... you're... you're too ''forward''.
98	-->-- ''Film/NoKidding''
99
100	->'''Cpt. Peter Lassard:''' I need to get my hands on some healthy young men.\
101	'''Cmd. Eric Lassard:''' ''[awkwardly]'' ...I guess there are places you could go... [[WhereEverybodyKnowsYourFlame certain bars]] and so on...\
102	'''Peter:''' Eric, what are you talking about?\
103	'''Eric:''' Does Margret know about this?\
104	'''Peter:''' Eric, I'm in trouble here and I need some new recruits!\
105	'''Eric:''' Oooooh! ''That's easy!''
106	-->-- ''Film/PoliceAcademy 2: Their First Assignment''
107
108	->'''Michael:''' She thinks I'm gay! I told her about Julie and she thinks I'm gay!\
109	'''George:''' Julie thinks you're gay?\
110	'''Michael:''' No, my friend Sandy.\
111	'''George:''' Sleep with her!\
112	'''Michael:''' I slept with her already! She's still thinks I'm gay.\
113	'''George:''' ...Oh, that's not good, Michael.
114	-->-- ''Film/{{Tootsie}}''
115
116	->'''Gordon:''' Come on, touch my breast. Just one.\
117	'''Coleman:''' I knew it!\
118	'''West:''' Now touch my breast. See, that's what a breast is supposed to feel like. Now touch yourself.\
119	'''Gordon:''' Oh my God, I'm hard!
120	-->-- ''Film/WildWildWest''
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122
123	[[folder:Literature]]
124	->''There were three things that people assumed upon first meeting [[OurAngelsAreDifferent Aziraphale]]: That he was intelligent, that he was British, and that he was [[UnusualEuphemism gayer than a tree full of monkeys high on nitrous oxide]].''
125	-->-- ''Literature/GoodOmens''
126
127	->''"They was buggering each other in there! The retard and the pretty boy! Warwick and me caught 'em with their dicks out!"''
128	-->-- '''Sonny Singer''', ''Literature/TheTalisman''
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130
131	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
132	->'''Liz:''' What made you think I was gay?\
133	'''Jack:''' Your shoes.\
134	'''Liz:''' Well, I'm straight.\
135	'''Jack:''' Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.
136	-->-- ''Series/ThirtyRock''
137
138	->''"Hang on... He reckons we're a pair of lesbians! Either that or you've had it off with a kebab."''
139	-->-- '''Sharon Theodopolopodous''', ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS1E4WomensTroubles Women's Troubles]]"
140
141	->'''Sharon:''' You could be like its second mum.\
142	'''Tracey:''' People'll think we're lesbians.\
143	'''Sharon:''' We'll tell 'em we're sisters!\
144	'''Tracey:''' An' whadda ya think lesbians say?
145	-->-- ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'', "[[Recap/BirdsOfAFeatherS7E8AreYouBeingServed Are You Being Served?]]"
146
147	->'''Mels:''' Come on. Seriously. [[EveryoneCanSeeIt It's got to be you two. Oh, cut to the song, it's getting boring]].\
148	'''Amy:''' Nice thought, okay? But completely impossible.\
149	'''Rory:''' Yeah. Impossible.\
150	'''Amy:''' I'd love to. He's gorgeous. He's my favorite guy. But he's, you know--\
151	'''Rory:''' --[[JustFriends a friend]].\
152	'''Amy:''' --gay.\
153	'''Rory:''' I'm not gay.\
154	'''Amy:''' Yes, you are.\
155	'''Rory:''' No. No, I'm not.\
156	'''Amy:''' Of course you are, don't be stupid. In the whole time I've known you, when have you shown the ''slightest'' interest in a ''girl?''\
157	'''Mels:''' Penny in the air.\
158	'''Amy:''' I mean, I've known you for what, ten years? I've seen you practically every day. [[ObliviousToLove Name one girl you've paid the slightest bit of attention to]]. ''[Rory's mouth opens, closes, opens... and he runs out of the room; realization plays over Amy's face]''. ...Oh my God! Rory! ''[she runs after him]''.\
159	'''Mels:''' And the penny drops.
160	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E8LetsKillHitler Let's Kill Hitler]]"
161
162	->'''Val:''' Hope you don't mind my saying, Doctor, but you look ever so sweet. You and your partner and the baby.\
163	'''The Doctor:''' "Partner". Yes, I like it. [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is it better than companion?]]\
164	'''Val:''' Sounds old-fashioned. There's no need to be coy, not in this day and age.
165	-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E12ClosingTime Closing Time]]"
166
167	->''First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay\
168	But here I am singing on his wedding day''
169	-->-- '''Phoebe''''s song, ''Series/{{Friends}}''
170
171	->'''Liz:''' People ask me, "What's wrong with your brother-in-law? Is he gay?"\
172	'''Arthur:''' And what do you say?\
173	'''Liz:''' I say, "I honestly don't know." I say, "I don't think so, but it's hard to tell these days."\
174	'''Arthur:''' Well, thanks!\
175	'''Liz''': Face facts, Arthur -- a man your age, living with his mother, doesn't go out with women, does all the cooking -- what else is one to think?\
176	'''Arthur:''' Perhaps one could think that here is a man who, for a change, puts his mother's welfare ahead of trying to prove his own manhood by chasing after everything in a skirt that moves!\
177	'''Liz:''' No, that's far too complicated. They'll just think you're gay.\
178	'''Maggie:''' ''[walking in from the kitchen]'' Who's gay?\
179	'''Arthur:''' I am, apparently!\
180	'''Maggie:''' Oh, no, Arthur. [[HaveAGayOldTime You've been very down in the dumps lately. Not at all the gay little boy you used to be]].
181	-->-- ''Series/MotherAndSon'', "The Boyfriend"
182
183	->'''Creed:''' So hey, I wanna set you up with my daughter.\
184	'''Jim:''' Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.\
185	'''Creed:''' I thought you were gay.\
186	'''Jim:''' ...Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?\
187	'''Creed:''' I don't know.
188	-->-- ''Series/TheOfficeUS''
189
190	->'''George:''' Look, we're not gay.\
191	'''Jerry:''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that]]!\
192	'''George:''' No, no, of course not!
193	-->-- ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}''
194
195	->'''Dean:''' Of course, the most troubling question is: [[RelativeError why do these people assume we're gay]]?\
196	'''Sam:''' Well, you are kind of butch. They probably think you're overcompensating.
197	-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS02E11Playthings Playthings]]"
198
199	->'''Ryan:''' Can I stay with you for a while? We could tell your landlord I'm gay.\
200	'''Colin:''' Boy, ''that'' would be zany!
201	-->-- ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
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203
204	[[folder:Video Games]]
205	->'''Boron:''' How've you been, Kyle?\
206	'''Kyle:''' Fine, don't you go worrying about me. Something 'bout you has been on my mind a lot, though.\
207	'''Boron:''' ''(flustered)'' I'm always on your mind? D-do you mean-?\
208	'''Kyle:''' I dunno what you were about to say, but let's just assume no.
209	-->-- ''VideoGame/FugaMelodiesOfSteel2''
210	[[/folder]]
211
212	[[folder:Visual Novels]]
213	->'''Takayuki:''' Who is this man in your brochure?\
214	'''Natsui:''' You're interested in men?\
215	'''Takayuki:''' Not like that! Tell me who this person is.
216	-->-- ''VisualNovel/RootLetter''
217	[[/folder]]
218
219	[[folder:Web Animation]]
220	->'''[[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Link]]:''' You know what this group needs?\
221	'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Tails]]:''' To find the Princess?\
222	'''Link:''' Heh heh, I'm sure she's not in the closet! Lord ''knows'' you spend enough time hiding in there!\
223	'''Everyone:''' ''Oooooooooohhh, snap!''\
224	'''Tails:''' What?! I'm not gay!\
225	'''Link:''' Okay, okay, whatever you say, dollface.
226	-->-- ''WebAnimation/SonicForHire'', "[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nGiOaRGojgg&pp=ygUTc29uaWMgZm9yIGhpcmUgbGluaw%3D%3D Link]]"
227	[[/folder]]
228
229	[[folder:Webcomics]]
230	->'''Kanji:''' What are you guys doing?\
231	'''Yosuke:''' Watching you hanging out with a dude!\
232	'''Chie:''' [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat Not that there's anything wrong with that]]!\
233	'''Yosuke:''' Yeah! I mean, if you like dudes...\
234	'''Kanji:''' [[BerserkButton You sayin' I like dudes...?]]\
235	''[{{Beat}}]''\
236	'''Narrator:''' And then there was a wacky chase scene.\
237	'''Yosuke and Chie:''' AAAAAAAAAAAA\
238	'''Kanji:''' Nooooo come back I love girls!!
239	-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'', "The Great Big Long VideoGame/Persona4 Comic"
240	[[/folder]]
241
242	[[folder:Web Original]]
243	->'''Jay''': "And, come to think of it, the head would look nice mounted on OUR wall."
244	->'''Luxury''': "Your wall, in the plural?" ''(laughs)''
245	->'''Jay''': "What?"
246	->'''Luxury''': "You said 'your wall,' in the plural, implying you and Acacia..." ''(giggles again)''
247	->'''Acacia''': "We're partners! We share a response centre! Mind out of the gutter!"
248	->'''Luxury''': "Ooooooh, partners... I getcha..." ''(winks at Jay)''
249	->'''Jay''': "Oh, puhlease."
250	-->-- ''WebOriginal/ProtectorsOfThePlotContinuum'', "[[https://plotprotectors.neocities.org/TOS/mission04.html Protector of the Ringbearer]]"
251	[[/folder]]
252
253	[[folder:Web Videos]]
254	->'''Henry King, [[DemonicPossession possessed]] by [[spoiler:Chris Kyle]]'s ghost:''' Patriots! I need your body! Let me in you so I can finish!\
255	'''Construction Worker:''' Hey, buddy! I don't swing that way! ''[laughter]''
256	-->-- ''WebAnimation/MonsterLab2021'', "Jesus Wept"
257	[[/folder]]
258
259	[[folder:Western Animation]]
260	->'''Mr. Burns:''' We don't have to be adversaries, Homer. We ''both'' want a fair union contract.\
261	'''Homer:''' ''[thinking]'' Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?\
262	'''Mr. Burns:''' [[InnocentInnuendo And if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours!]]\
263	'''Homer:''' ''[thinking]'' [[MistakenForFlirting Wait a minute, is he coming on to me?]]\
264	'''Mr. Burns:''' I mean, if I should [[EveryManHasHisPrice slip something into your pocket]], what's the harm?\
265	'''Homer:''' ''[thinking]'' Oh my god, he ''is'' coming on to me!\
266	'''Mr. Burns:''' After all, negotiations make strange bedfellows! ''[chuckles and winks]''\
267	''[Homer screams internally]''\
268	'''Homer:''' Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these [[DoubleEntendre backdoor shenanigans]]. Sure, I'm flattered; maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no!
269	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "[[Recap/TheSimpsonsS4E17LastExitToSpringfield The Last Exit to Springfield]]"
270
271	->'''Franklin:''' Yo, crudes! It's Hudson... with ''Hailey.''\
272	'''Fergy:''' Wow, and she's even more beautiful in person!\
273	'''Paulie:''' Yeah! She looks exactly like Hudson!\
274	''[[[{{Beat}} both Franklin and Fergy both awkwardly stare at Paulie]]]''\
275	'''Paulie:''' I mean, you know, as a girl!\
276	''[[[{{Beat}} still staring at Paulie]]]''\
277	'''Paulie:''' WHAT!?
278	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VivaPinata'', "Tabloid for Two"
279	[[/folder]]
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