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1	->''"This [[ItMakesSenseInContext solid-gold sausage]] was awarded to Cobain Dougans for defeating [[FinalBoss the Naughty Sorceress]][[note]]more specifically, her normally-deadly third form[[/note]] in a manner that no one thought was possible, including us. Congratulations on your surprising victory, and darn you for forcing us to come up with a way to keep that from ever happening again."''
2	-->-- '''Description for the [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Golden_sausage Golden Sausage]]''', ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''
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4	->''"This silver-plated sausage was awarded to [=DarthDud=] for defeating the Naughty Sorceress in a manner that few thought was possible. Congratulations on your victory, and darn you for forcing us to raise the bar before someone inevitably does it yet again."''
5	-->-- '''Description for the [[http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Silver_sausage Silver Sausage]]''', ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing''
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7	->''"If they have stats, we can kill them... I'd like to point out that we also have stats..."''
8	-->-- '''[=PhoenixGuard09=]'''.
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10	->''"This is another rule you should probably follow... If you're following any kind of movie series, or book series, or anything that has well-known characters, ''never involve them in your RPG''... Because players will fuck with them."''
11	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', ''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/counter-monkey/counter-monkey-all-jedi-or-no-jedi/ All Jedi or No Jedi]]''
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13	->'''Trestkon''': Wait, you're gonna kill me just because your damn mapper didn't know how to set bInvincible to TRUE?\
14	'''[[AuthorAvatar The Narcissus Entity]]''': [[HopelessBossFight You were not expected to survive the encounter with the significantly augmented Scara B. King and his automatic gun turrets and guards.]] It was deemed unnecessary to make him invulnerable. [[NeverMyFault The Entity is incapable of error]], and the logical conclusion must be that YOU are a mistake. [[NonStandardGameOver We will correct this mistake now.]]
15	-->-- ''VideoGame/TheNamelessMod'', if you kill Scara B. King before his PlotArmor expires
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17	->''"If it bleeds, we can kill it."''
18	-->-- '''[[Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger Dutch]]''', ''Film/{{Predator}}''
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20	->''You were the one who stat-ed [[{{GMPC}} him]]! If you didn't want him to die, you shouldn't have given him any stats! Rules as written: if it has no statistics,'' it cannot die!
21	-->--'''The Grand Provost Marshall''' in the middle of a game of Warhammer Fantasy, ''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice''

Context Quotes / LordBritishPostulate