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1	->'''Deadpool:''' Kill any babies this week, T-Ray?\
2	'''T-Ray:''' [[WhatMeasureIsANonCute Only ugly ones]].
3	-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Deadpool}}''
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5	->''"How do children always live through town ravaging waves of murder and death? Did nobody get the memo about 99% of children being dumb fuck-ups that often cannot, in fact, tie their own shoes?"''
6	-->-- '''The Dark Id''', ''Dirge of Cerebus LetsPlay''
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8	->[Alex sees a crying baby upon boarding the plane]\
9	'''George:''' That's a good sign. Younger, the better. It'd be a fucked up God to take down this plane.\
10	[they see a mental patient in the front row]\
11	'''George:''' A ''really'' fucked up God.
12	-->-- ''Film/FinalDestination1''
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14	->''"Experience the electrifying excitement of watching a kid in constant peril...who cannot die."''
15	-->-- ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers'' on ''Film/JurassicPark''
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17	->''The Death Note will not affect those under 780 days old.''
18	-->-- ''Manga/DeathNote'', "How to Use: IX"
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20	->'''Jojo:''' Yorki! I thought you were dead.\
21	'''Yorki:''' No, it seems I can never die. [[note]] Yorki was sent to the front lines by the Third Reich to fight the Allied assault [[/note]]
22	-->-- ''Film/JojoRabbit''
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24	->'''New achievement! You Monster!'''\
25	'''You have killed an infant! An ''infant!'' '''\
26	'''Okay, okay. Unless you're a complete psychopath, we know you probably didn't wake up this morning and tell yourself, "Today is the day I'm going to slaughter a child." Well let us put your mind at ease. All children mobs who die within this dungeon don't actually perish. They're transferred to a holding area where they're safe and treated nicely and gently until they can be reunited with their loving parents at the end of the season.'''\
27	'''Feel better? Good.'''\
28	'''''Reward:'' These past twenty seconds, when your conscience started to ease? That was your reward. [[SubvertedTrope It was also a lie]]. That baby is dead, and it's dead because of you. You're totally going to hell.'''
29	-->-- ''Literature/DungeonCrawlerCarl''
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31	->''(Bink slides across a metal girder dangling in midair and lands safely on top of an elevator going down)''\
32	'''Norby:''' How'd he do that?!\
33	'''Eddie:''' Baby Luck.
34	-->-- ''Film/BabysDayOut''
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36	->''(thinking)'' Though, the diary doesn't lie; if he had died, the phone would have said so. But what were the odds of a child-like boy like Travis surviving an explosion? It was gravely slim - no, almost impossible. It doesn't make any sense.
37	-->-- '''Technoblade''', ''Fanfic/MiraiSMP''
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