Line #46 Quotes/HostileShowTakeover


1	->'''Nostalgia Critic''': [[LampshadeHanging You know]], how come my show is [[RunningGag so easy to hack?]]
2	-->--'''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic'''
3
4	->'''Rotonoto''': Next week this show having new name ''Rotonoto Atomic Gumshoe''! And no Buddhist scriptwriters either!
5	-->--'''Creator/TheFiresignTheatre''', "Young Guy Motor Detective Radio Prison"
6
7	->WALUIGI TIME!
8	-->--'''Waluigi''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
9
10	-> Note to my minions: If the author complains again, lock him in the bathroom until I'm finished! Confiscate his robe so he won't crawl out the window! If you let him escape, you'll wish you'd never been born!
11	-> What? Oh, like you've never had to lock somebody in the bathroom before. You're not fooling anybody, alright? All I'm doing is holding the author hostage until I finish the Afterword. Everybody does it, okay? Nothing to see here, people. Drive on.
12	-->-- '''L-sama''', ''Literature/{{Slayers}}: The Ruby Eye'' Afterword
13
14	->''Nermal's Tales of Scary Stuff''\
15	'''Garfield:''' Hey! That's ''my'' idea! ''Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff''. I'll sue! I'll call my lawyer, I'll sue!\
16	''[later]''\
17	''Jon Arbuckle's Tales of Scary Stuff''\
18	'''Garfield:''' Oh, ''you're'' stealing my scary stuff idea too! Now I'm gonna sue you too! You and Nermal both! And I'm gonna sue the guy who produces this show for giving me such a lousy part in this episode! A-and I'm gonna sue Odie and, and also the Buddy Bears and, ah--!
19	-->--''WesternAnimation/GarfieldAndFriends'', "Change of Mind"
20
21	->'''Rainbow Dash''': Aaah! Rain-bow-Dash! Rain-bow-Dash! Aaaah! Thank you, thank you!\
22	'''Applejack''': It's a reenactment of the founding of Equestria. It's not the 'Rainbow Dash Show'.\
23	'''Rainbow Dash''': Well it ''should'' be the 'Rainbow Dash Show'! ''I'm'' the star!
24	-->--''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
25
26	->WALUIGI IS BACK. NOW THIS COMIC IS FUNNY AGAIN.
27	-->-- '''Waluigi''', ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''
28
29	->''"Oh. I'm sorry. I thought this was '[[TitleDrop Moments with Heavy]]', not 'Moments with some lousy, degenerate douchebag, who ruins the entire show with his negligence.'"''
30	-->-- '''[[SyntheticVoiceActor The Narrator]]''', ''WebAnimation/MomentsWithHeavy''
31
32	->''Greetings, Website/{{Twitter}}. Guess who! That intolerable blue hedgehog has been running a mock on Twitter long enough! I've been taken over Sonic's social media accounts! Get a load of THIS! [EvilLaugh]''
33	-->-- '''[[https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/665236533390118912 Dr. Eggman]]'''
34
35	->'''Seraphina''': Next time on Currying Love, Episode 5: Curry's Aroma is Sweet and Fragrant! I can't eat three bowls of curry... urp...\
36	'''Killia, Red Magnus, Christo''': Seraphinaaaaaaaaa!!\
37	'''Usalia''': A curry tragedy! Seraphina, I will never forget you... Starting next week, we'll debut our new show: [[Franchise/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica Magical Girl Usalia Magica!]] Please look forward to it, plip!
38	-->-- '''VideoGame/Disgaea5''', Episode 5 preview
39
40	-> '''Isaiah Mustafa:''' [[TestosteronePoisoning Soon your man will be able to smell like he can use this.]] ''(He grabs an axe from off-screen.)'' While riding one of these. ''(Camera zooms out to reveal he's on a canoe.)'' While sweeping you away to a-- \
41	'''Creator/TerryCrews:''' ''(bursting out of the water)'' [[IncomingHam ...aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!]] GUESS WHO?! \
42	'''Isaiah:''' [[YouExclamation It's you.]] \
43	'''Terry:''' [[NoIndoorVoice IT'S ME! GOODBYE!!]] ''(He jumps onto the canoe, launching Isaiah off-screen)'' DON'T USE TIMBER! USE BEARGLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!
44	-->-- ''Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike''
45
46	->''"New powers aside, you should at least notify me if you're going to take over the screen."''
47	-->-- '''Nohmyt''' from ''Webcomic/{{Hackbent}}'' to [[spoiler:Beitus]].
48
49	->'''Announcer''': This is [[Creator/TheBBC BBC]] One, and... [[OhCrap what on earth]]...?\
50	'''Cyberman''': [[AC:This is BBC One.]]\
51	'''Announcer''': Look what you've done to my door!\
52	'''Cyberman''': [[AC:''I'' will do this announcement. You will be upgraded.]]\
53	'''Announcer''': What do you mean, "upgraded"? (yells as the Cyberman knocks him out)\
54	'''Cyberman''': [[AC:Now on BBC One, time is running out for the Doctor.]]
55	-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVmNVzEsPJs The ident]] just before the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode ''[[Recap/DoctorWhoS36E12TheDoctorFalls The Doctor Falls]]''.
56
57	->'''Probe:''' Now that [=BoBoiBoy=] has been defeated, I think... I think we should change the title of this series!\
58	'''Adu Du:''' The title? The title of this cartoon show?\
59	'''Probe:''' Yeah, let's rename it to ''Mister Boss... and Probe''!
60	-->-- ''Animation/BoBoiBoy'', "Giant Mini World"
61
62	->'''Fatigue:''' ''(singing)'' ''On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...'' ''(speaking)'' Twelve of [[SingleMomStripper my mom]] dancing?! That doesn't even make sense! I only have one mom!\
63	'''Sheen:''' Shut up! This is my song now!
64	-->-- ''WebComic/TheBedfellows'', "The 12 Rapes of Christmas"
65
66	->'''Voiceover:''' And now, it's time for "Silly Songs with Larry", the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.\
67	'''Archibald Asparagus:''' Just a moment! Wait! Stop talking! Excuse me, I-I have an announcement. (''holds up a slip of paper'') Because of the high standards we on this show strive to adhere to, and as a result of the ''disastrous'' outcome of the previous silly song, management has decided to review compositions from other performers for this segment. Several songs were screened and we chose one based on the affricate sense of artistry and all-around propriety. Thank you.\
68	(''Main/{{Beat}}'')\
69	'''Larry:''' So what are you saying?\
70	'''Archibald:''' I'm saying "Silly Songs" is cancelled until further notice. (''walks off'')\
71	(''Main/{{Beat}}'')\
72	'''Larry:''' Oh yeah? Well then, how am I supposed to get out of this bear trap?\
73	'''Archibald:''' I'm sure you'll figure something out.\
74	(''Some construction workers push a "Love Songs with Mr. Lunt" card into view. Construction noises can be heard in the background.'')\
75	'''Voiceover:''' (''clears throat'') And ''now'' it's time for "Love Songs with Mr. Lunt", the part of the show where Mr. Lunt comes out and sings a love song.
76	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'', "Madame Blueberry"

Context Quotes / HostileShowTakeover