Line #7 Quotes/HitMeDammit


1	->"Come on -- stop ''trying'' to hit me and [[ThereIsNoTry hit me!]]"
2	-->-- '''Morpheus''', ''Film/TheMatrix''
3
4	->I'm the one who deserves to be hit, not you! [[CowardlyLion I'm a coward!]] I'm dishonest! I'm sneaky! And a wimp...
5	-->-- '''Shinji Ikari''', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''
6
7	->muttering "C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon." (Fires at a car.)
8	->Out loud "C'mon. C'mon, I want you to do it. I want you to do it. C'mon!" (Fires at two more cars.)
9	->(As the Batpod gets closer) "C'mon. C'mon, I want you to do it, I want you to do it. C'mon, hit me! Hit me, hit me! C'mon, HIT ME!"
10	->(Batman yells as he is seconds away from impact)
11	->"HIT ME!"
12	->(Batman veers away at last moment, losing control and crashing into the Joker's fallen truck)
13	-->-- '''The Joker''', ''Film/TheDarkKnight''
14
15	->'''Q''': ''(punching Sisko in a parody of a boxing ring)'' Fight back! [[TemptingFate This is supposed to be brutal!]]
16	->''(Sisko takes a few more punches without visibly reacting, then blocks, hits Q in the stomach and knocks him flat on his back)''
17	->'''Q''': [[CaptainObvious You hit me!]] Picard never hit me.
18	->'''Sisko''': I'm not Picard.
19	->'''Q''': Indeed not...you're much easier to provoke. How fortunate for me.
20	-->-- ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine''
21
22	->'''Mark:''' Hit me.\
23	'''Nolan:''' What?\
24	'''Mark:''' Hit me now. Do it! I wasn't ready before, now I am, I can take it. Come on!\
25	'''Nolan:''' I'm not gonna hit you.\
26	'''Mark:''' You never hit me before, okay? It scared me, it wasn't too much, I could take the pain. I'm strong.\
27	'''Nolan:''' I know you are--\
28	'''Mark:''' No you don't! I know you think I can't do this! Hit me, and let me prove you wrong. Please, Dad! Please just hit me.\
29	'''Nolan:''' Oh, son...\
30	'''Mark:''' I'm strong enough! And I can do this. It's all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember. I wanna do what you do. I wanna be just like you.
31	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Invincible\|2021}}''
32
33	->'''Steven:''' I'm way worse than you!\
34	'''Amethyst:''' No, I'm the worst!\
35	'''Steven:''' No, I am! I'll prove it! I...I'll fight you, and show you how bad I am!\
36	'''Amethyst:''' Fine, let's do it!\
37	'''Both:''' Let the worst Gem lose!
38	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS3E19StevenVsAmethyst Steven vs. Amethyst]]"
39
40	->'''[[Manga/DragonBall Bulla]]''': Right now. First lesson, punch me in the face.\
41	'''Greywind''': W-what?\
42	'''Bulla''': I said punch me in the face. What are you waiting for? Satan Day?\
43	'''Greywind''': R-right... (takes a deep breath and gets into position and throws a punch)\
44	'''Bulla''': (leans her head a little to the side, avoiding Greywing's strike) Nope. You hesitated. Try again.\
45	'''Greywind''': I did?
46	-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''
47
48	->'''Sherlock:''' Punch me in the face.\
49	'''John:''' Punch you?\
50	'''Sherlock:''' Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?\
51	'''John:''' I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.
52	-->--''Series/{{Sherlock}}''
53
54	->Binary sat there, kneeling on Rogue's legs, and held one fist cocked at the ready. The mutant's face was bruised, even bleeding a bit. But she was awake, and aware.\
55	"Go ahead, Carol," said Rogue. "Aren't ya gonna hit me with that big ol' fist? Or are ya gonna just let it hang till all the blood drains down t'your shoulder?"\
56	Binary said, "Give me a good reason. Tell me why I shouldn't do it."\
57	"Don't have to give you no reasons not to hit me," said Rogue, coughing a bit. "You wanna hit me, go right on ahead. Seems like it's pretty good therapy for you."\
58	"Damn you to hell, you soulsucking little bitch," rasped Carol. "Damn your bloody black soul all the way down to hell and New Jersey." She lowered her fist a bit, spread the fingers, made the fist again, and waited.
59	-->-- ''Fanfic/APrizeForThreeEmpires''
60
61	->'''Dr. Schadenfreude''': "Hit me! Hit me!"
62	->'''Eva''': "I would never hit anyone!"
63	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Igor}}''
64
65	->'''Ned''': I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even, according to Exodus, Leviticus, ''and'' Matthew!
66	->'''Homer''': You went and hired a law firm, eh? That's pretty aggressive.
67	->'''Ned''': Jeepers creepers, pop my peeper!
68	->'''Homer''': Come on, man, what's the catch?
69	->'''Ned''': Homer, just call me a little bubble, 'cause I'm on the level. Punch me! Come on, Homer, I'm insisting on a fisting.
70	->'''Smithers:''' What's this about a fisting?
71	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "Black-Eyed Please"
72
73	->'''Leonid''': You wanted to see me, Director?\
74	'''Iosif''': Ah, how many times must I say it, Leonid? You ''must'' call me Iosif! And yes. I wanted to see you. I have need of your special talents. You must strike me in the face -- or rather, on my faceplate. You understand?\
75	'''Leonid''': No, sir. I don't think I do.\
76	'''Iosif''': But it's a simple thing. [[INeedAFreakingDrink I would have a drink here, eh?]] This damn helmet, though... So hit me. Hit me very hard and break open this shell.\
77	'''Leonid''': Sir, I can't do that. It's dangerous for you.\
78	'''Iosif''': ''God damn it, Leonid!!'' Would you have me use a gun?! Because I ''will!'' '''''NOW PUNCH ME!!!'''''
79	-->--''Comicbook/{{BPRD}}: Hell On Earth: End Of Days''
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81	->'''Joe''': Viens, me frapper ![[labelnote:Translation]]Go on, hit me![[/labelnote]]\
82	'''Henri''': Quoi ?\
83	'''Joe''': Tu as deja lever ton main a ta femme, alors viens, lever ton main a ton fils aussi ![[labelnote:Translation]]You already raised your hand at your wife, so come one, raise your hand at your son, too![[/labelnote]]\
84	'''Henri''': Je ne vais pas te frapper-[[labelnote:Translation]]I won't hit you-[[/labelnote]]\
85	'''Joe''': ''[[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Do it, you useless bastard!]]''
86	-->--''Fanfic/MaFille'', "Daddy Dearest"

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