Line #17 Quotes/EmoTeen


1	->''"I'm not happy."''
2	-->-- '''Charity Bazaar''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}''
3
4	->''"And the girl is like, 'I think I'm tortured but I'm just pretentious.'"''
5	-->-- '''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]]''', on ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''
6
7	->'''Sokka:''' You caught me, I'm gonna go rescue my dad. Happy now?\
8	'''Zuko:''' I'm never happy.
9	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
10
11	->''"Oooh no, he's turned emo''\
12	''He's dressing like a goth and he's let himself go''\
13	''He used to be listening to Simply Red''\
14	''Now he's listening to Music/FallOutBoy instead!"''
15	-->-- '''The Lancashire Hotpots''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmzm3EsZTZg "He's Turned Emo"]]
16
17	->''"Of course, like all young men, I tried to be as unhappy as I could—a kind of Theatre/{{Hamlet}} and [[Literature/CrimeAndPunishment Raskolnikov]] rolled into one."''
18	-->-- '''Creator/JorgeLuisBorges'''
19
20	->''"He is brooding over nameless crimes, I daresay, and only think how disheartening to have his dark thoughts mistaken for a fit of the sulks!"''
21	-->-- '''Venetia''' on Oswald, ''Literature/{{Venetia}}'' by Creator/GeorgetteHeyer
22
23	->'''Sasuke:''' ''[in a monotone voice]'' I bet he's doing something fun, like cutting himself. That's what I do when I'm bored. \
24	'''[[strike:Kakashi]] Music/DavidBowie:''' I think-- \
25	'''Sasuke:''' And when I'm happy. \
26	'''David Bowie:''' Well, I think-- \
27	'''Sasuke:''' And all of the emotions in between.
28	-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''
29
30	->'''Sasuke:''' I challenge you to an emo-off.\
31	'''Itachi:''' I accept your challenge.\
32	''[the two of them engage in a moaning contest]''
33	-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow''
34
35	->''"Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."''
36	-->--'''Isaac''', ''Literature/TheFaultInOurStars''
37
38	->''"Life is unfair; kill yourself or get over it."''
39	-->-- '''Black Box Recorder''', "Child Psychology"
40
41	-> '''Q:''' What happens when you lock five emo kids in a room?\
42	'''A:''' [[spoiler:The fifth one will cut himself because there will be no corner left to cry in!]]
43	-->-- a somewhat insensitive joke
44
45	->''"Now, in the story, Li Chi goes on at some length about how, since her parents had six daughters and no sons, that losing her would be no loss at all. "It is as if you were childless," she says, "Since I'm no use to you alive, why shouldn't I give up my life a little sooner?" It'd be easy to take this at face value, but the reading is quite probably meant to be sarcastic. She compares herself to another great heroine, Ti Ying, [[SarcasmMode essentially saying, complete with eye rolls in place,]] "oh, since I'm a ''girl'', I must be ''so worthless'', just like that ''totally worthless'' Ti Ying that ''everyone loves''. I guess I'll just go ''kill myself, guys''."\
46	It should be reiterated that Li Chi was a teenager."''
47	-->-- '''[[http://www.rejectedprincesses.com/princesses/li-chi Rejected Princesses]]''', retelling the folktale of Li Chi
48
49	->'''Deadpool:''' Look! I'm a teenage girl! I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long, sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be? Long, sullen silence or mean comment? Go on.\
50	'''Negasonic:''' ...You got me in a box here.\
51	'''Deadpool:''' AHA!
52	-->-- ''Film/{{Deadpool 2016}}''
53
54	->''"So much black. We '''get''' it, you're '''sad'''."''
55	-->-- '''[[LightIsNotGood Daybreaker]]''', speaking to [[DarkIsEvil Nightmare Moon]], ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''
56
57	->''"Ugh, all I do is mope. But I'm too young to know how tough life really is. What's my problem? Who knows."''
58	-->--'''Blake Belladonna''' (in Winter Schnee's ImagineSpot), ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''

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