Line #25 Quotes/DenserAndWackier


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4	->''"Oh, and for the record, there was an episode of ''Happy Days'' where a guy '''literally''' jumped over a shark, and it was the ''best'' one!"''
5	--> -- '''Troy Barnes''', ''Series/{{Community}}''
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7	->''"Now last week [[Series/FamilyMatters Steve]] used his transformation machine to turn Carl into a car and drive him around the Monaco Grand Prix! Come on! How many times are we going to use this 'transformation machine'? This was supposed to be a blue-collar ''[[Series/TheCosbyShow Cosby Show]]''! Now you're turning it into goddamn ''Series/QuantumLeap''!"''
8	-->--"'''Reginald [=VelJohnson=]'''", ''Series/KeyAndPeele''
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12	->''"So [[Film/StarTrekIVTheVoyageHome in the last film]], Spock accurately calculated time travel space-vector calculations on a rusty Klingon Bird of Prey which was running on half-assed dilithium crystals recharged from nuclear waste. This ship was also carrying an extra person and a tank of water with two humpback whales. But here he can't seem to figure out that his rocket boots probably [[TookALevelInDumbass can't hold the weight of three people.]] Now, I know this scene is supposed to be fun. But it's sorta like ''stupid'' fun. Like it should be in a ''[[Film/TheNakedGun Naked Gun]]'' movie or somethin'."''
13	-->--'''WebVideo/RedLetterMedia''' riffs ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''
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17	->''"Now, the first ''[[VideoGame/SaintsRow1 Saint's Row]]'' game was comparatively straight. It wasn't exactly ''Series/HomicideLifeOnTheStreet'', but you weren't going to climb on board any rocket-powered jet-bikes either...''Saints Row: The Third'' drinks wackazade from a clown shoe. This is a trilogy progression we academics call [='=]''Franchise/EvilDead'' Syndrome' and I'm not sure I like it."''
18	-->--''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/SaintsRowTheThird''
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22	->''Welp, I officially don’t understand what’s going on in this ''Dick Tracy'' storyline, but at least it’s still dishing out the quotables. ''"Dr. Sail made me an accessory to fraud! I’ll never get back to the moon!"'' Ha ha, [[SpaceWhaleAesop that’s a tough spot that we can all relate to]], amiright?''
23	-->--'''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''' [[http://joshreads.com/?p=18415 on]] ''ComicStrip/DickTracy''
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25	->''Fallon is summoned into the UFO by aliens and after she walks inside, it flies away into the sky. Now THAT is how a series finale is done. If Creator/JJAbrams ended ''Series/{{Lost}}'' like that, he would’ve gotten loads and loads of praise for paying tribute to a true masterpiece that was snuffed out before its time.''
26	-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/03/10/hot-slut-of-the-day-583/ Michael K.]]''', "The UFO that appears out of nowhere and abducts Fallon Carrington Colby #2 ([[TheOtherDarrin as played by Emma Samms]]) on the last episode of the ''Series/{{Dynasty\|1981}}'' spin-off ''The Colbys''!"
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28	->''Indeed, part of me is tempted to imagine the entirety of the film as a weird shared nightmare between Kirk, Spock and [=McCoy=] while camping, [[AcidRefluxNightmare down to Bones’ special beans.]]''
29	-->--'''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/08/15/non-review-review-star-trek-v-the-final-frontier/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Film/StarTrekVTheFinalFrontier''
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31	->''What were they on writing this? You got to imagine some poor Admiral in Starfleet reading up this adventure in befuddlement once they get back to the Alpha Quadrant: ''"And then there was this [[ThoseMagnificentFlyingMachines metal bird]] waiting for us at the top of the hill…"
32	-->--'''[[http://www.docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/voyager-season-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "Concerning Flight"
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34	->WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' no longer marks the elevation of the sitcom formula to its highest form. Episodes that once would have ended with Homer and Marge bicycling into the sunset (perhaps while Bart gagged in the background) now end with Homer blowing a tranquilizer dart into Marge's neck.''
35	-->-- '''''Slate''''', [[http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/assessment/2003/02/the_simpsons.html The Simpsons: Who turned America's best TV show into a cartoon?]]
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37	->'''Matt''': I mean, this is the guy who directed ''Film/AHardDaysNight''. You’ve got to expect some degree of chicanery.\
38	'''Chris''': “Chicanery” really does sum up about 90% of this movie.\
39	'''David''': ''Superman III: Shenanigans!''
40	-->--Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-superman-iii-1983-part-one/ on]] ''Film/SupermanIII''
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42	->'''Seanbaby''': The character began as such an iconic karate-chopping, panty-dropping death machine that we hardly noticed when the people making his movies lost their minds.\
43	'''Franchise/JamesBond''': You're talking about the time they used [[Film/TheManWithTheGoldenGun a fake third nipple]] as the entirety of my disguise, aren't you?
44	-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-you-loved-as-child-really-arent-that-great/ "5 Things Adults Should Not Feeling Nostalgic For"]]
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48	->''"OK, I'll give them that: ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' didn't have [[FartsOnFire flaming-fart]] fatalities. [{{beat}}] Not until [[VideoGame/MortalKombatDeception the PlayStation 2 era]]."''
49	-->--'''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' on ''Tattooed Assassins'' ("Mortal Kombat Rip-Offs")
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51	->''"He's five years out of practice and then gets beaten with a baseball bat before even firing a round or throwing a punch. And it's only been a few days [[IronButtMonkey since he got beaten with that baseball bat]]. It's always been over the top, they're just embracing it a tad more now."''
52	-->--'''WebVideo/CinemaWins''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrVbCKtWG6U Everything GREAT About John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum!]]''
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54	->''"[...] Kong has always been held as this high standard. Like, you know, [[Film/KingKong1933 the original]] was this groundbreaking masterpiece, and with [[Film/KingKong1976 the '76 remake]] and [[Film/KingKong2005 the 2005 remake]], even if you didn't like those, you can tell they treated it like it was important. It was this thing they had to get right, this high-class work of art. But this one ''doesn't'' take itself seriously. This one comes right out and says, "hey, let's have fun with it this time"."''
55	-->--'''Creator/JamesRolfe''' on ''Film/KongSkullIsland''
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57	->'''Producer:''' So, you have a new ''[[Film/ThorLoveAndThunder Thor]]'' movie for me?
58	->'''Screenwriter:''' Yessir I do, and let me tell you, he's dumber than ever!
59	-->--''WebVideo/ScreenRantPitchMeetings''
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63	->''"Is it me or is this barnyard getting weirder?"''
64	-->--'''Otis''' in ''WesternAnimation/BackAtTheBarnyard''
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66	->'''Twilight Sparkle:''' WHAT HAPPENED TO US!? We used to go on adventures, fight evil, ''regale each other with lore!''\
67	'''Pinkie Pie:''' Hm. Well, it ''does'' seem we get into less adventures and more... comedic situations?
68	-->--''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyPonyLife''
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72	->''Like the baldy shut-in from the movie ''{{Film/Powder}}'', rather than killing him, the lightning imbues Screech with miraculous powers... One bonus from all this is that Dustin Diamond's habit of silently mouthing the other character's lines as they're performed can now be played off as part of Screech's seer abilities, and not just bad acting.''
73	-->--'''Stuart Millard''', ''So Excited, So Scared: The ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' Retrospective''
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75	->''The last ''[[Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro Nitro]]'' of 1999 was quite fitting, as [[Wrestling/VinceRusso the man]] who told the ''New York Times'' that he began and ended every conversation with the word "logic" wrote an angle in which [[Wrestling/SidEudy Sid]] was locked in a car, then [[Wrestling/BretHart Bret]] ran it over with a monster truck. Not only did Sid survive, he was back the following week.''
76	-->--'''R. D. Reynolds''' and '''Bryan Alvarez''', ''Literature/TheDeathOfWCW''
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78	->''"Always when you're insecure about a show, everybody thinks, 'Oh, but it's full of ''comedy'', it's gonna very light-weight and full of fun! And it's a ''comedy!''[='=] It's as if people are tired of what they were doing, which was this dark, baroque show, and wanted to do comedy. But nobody ''wrote'' comedy!"''
79	-->--'''Dennis Berry''' on the aborted ''Series/{{Highlander}}: The Raven''
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