Line #74 Quotes/BadassAdorable


1	-> ''"HE WILL BITE YOUR FACE OFF AND KILL YOUR DOGS AND CHOP YOUR HEAD OPEN AND YOU WON'T GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE - LOOK HOW ADORABLE HIS LITTLE GLOVES ARE!"''
2	--> -- Internet meme, referring to '''[[Comicbook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]''', of all people.
3
4	-> ''"I'm a fighter, and I'm gonna stick it out till the end."''
5	-->-- '''Rosanna Pansino''', Episode 4 of Season 3 of ''WebVideo/EscapeTheNight'' after returning with the third cleansed artifact.
6
7	-> ''"Sorry, but {{Satan}} says you need more color!"''
8	-->-- A giggling '''Raven''', after decking '''Honey Whitlock''', ''Film/CecilBDemented''.
9
10	-> ''"I'm cute as a button, but don't let that fool you. I'll kick the living snot out of you! I'll make you say uncle! I'll make you say uncle! Yaaay!"''
11	-->-- '''Ruby''', ''Manga/BoboboboBobobo''
12
13	->'''GC:''' DONT [=PR3T3ND=] YOU [=D1DNT 3NJOY GO1NG 4ROUND K1LL1NG TH1NGS=]\
14	'''GC:''' [=4ND TH4T=] YOU WOULDNT 3NJOY [=K1LL1NG=] 4 [=WHOL3=] LOT [=MOR3=]\
15	'''GC:''' [=PR4NC1NG 4ROUND W1TH=] YOUR [=L1TTL3 S1CKL3 B31NG 4LL 4DOR4BL3=]\
16	'''CG:''' YEAH RIGHT.\
17	'''CG:''' MORE LIKE...\
18	'''CG:''' ADORABLOODTHIRSTY.\
19	'''CG:''' I'M PRANCING AROUND BEING THAT, OK?
20	-->-- '''Terezi "[=gallowsCalibrator=]" Pyrope''' and '''Karkat "[=carcinoGeneticist=]" Vantas''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''
21
22	-> ''"He's the Super Tuff Pink Puff!"''
23	-->-- ''VideoGame/KirbysAdventure'' and ''[[VideoGame/KirbySuperStar Kirby Super Star Ultra]]'' US ads
24
25	->''"Flaco... you are, like, seven layers of awesome."''
26	-->-- '''Arthur the Duck''', ''Webcomic/{{Sheldon}}''
27
28	-> ''"I'm not just a pretty face!"''
29	-->-- '''Bandana Waddle Dee's''' pause-screen quote in ''VideoGame/KirbyStarAllies''
30
31	-> ''"You attack a kitty cat, he fights! One day old and they're looking for some shit!"''
32	-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''
33
34	-> ''"Let's see how cute I am after I strangle you with your own intestines."''
35	-->-- '''Rocket Raccoon''', ''VideoGame/UltimateMarvelVSCapcom3''
36
37	->''"[[KidHero Cuteness never looked so badass.]]"''
38	-->--'''{{LetsPlay/Chuggaaconroy}}''' on [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Toon Link]]
39
40	->''"We ponies may be pretty, and appreciate rainbows and butterflies... but make no mistake, we are no '''push-overs'''!"''
41	-->--'''Pinkie Pie''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oYJNTVRa5I This]] ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' promo
42
43	->''"You don't have to'' look ''tough to'' be ''tough."''
44	-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars Ahsoka Tano]]'''
45
46	->''"That damned capo... Firo, or whatever his name was... Who could have expected such a cute face to ever be capable of such horrifying cruelty?"''
47	-->-- '''Graham Spectre''', ''Literature/{{Baccano}}! 1931 - Another Junk Railroad''
48
49	->''"Whoaa, you're so cuuute! [[DidntSeeThatComing OHH!]] Maybe not, maybe not!"''
50	-->-- '''KyoWantsCute''' [[http://youtu.be/QA2fCZ0M6mM?t=13m18s initial reaction]] toward [[TouhouTakkoman Unyunge]].
51
52	->''They see you as small and helpless\
53	They see you as [[JustAKid just a child]]\
54	Surprise when they find out\
55	That a [[ActionGirl warrior]] will soon run wild''
56	-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'', First Opening.
57
58	->''Creation of Illegal Technology, Murder, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Excessive Adorability]]: $820,000,000,000''
59	-->-- '''Gaige's WantedPoster''', ''VideoGame/{{Borderlands 2}}''
60
61	->''We wear our patches upon our sashes / and stand cute, small, and strong.''
62	-->--'''The Fireside Girls,''' ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb''
63
64	->''"This is a pony. A baby girl horse toy. Why is it so Awesome?"''
65	-->--'''Boomstick''', "Starscream VS. Rainbow Dash" ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle'', about [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendShipIsMagic Rainbow Dash]]
66
67	->''"Huh? Who're these kids...? [[CutenessProximity Awww... Those little costumes look perfect!]] They're so cute! [[ImTakingHerHomeWithMe Can I take them home with-]] Wait... What!? Whoa... for real!? These power levels...! Watch out! Those two are... monsters!"''
68	-->-- '''Futaba Sakura''', on Caroline & Justine, ''VideoGame/Persona5''
69
70	->'''Gabby:''' Right. That's it. I can't just be "Gabby" anymore. I need a hero name.
71	->'''Daken:''' Honey Badger.
72	->'''Gabby:''' Huh?
73	->'''Daken:''' Your name. Honey Badger.
74	->'''Gabby:''' Why?
75	->'''Daken:''' Because you're sweet and you have claws.
76	->'''Gabby:''' That's... perfect!
77	-->-- ''ComicBook/AllNewWolverine'' #28
78
79	->The weird thing about [[ComicBook/TheAdventuresOfPeterWheat Peter Wheat]] is that he was ''awesome''. He was a toddler the size of a pubic louse, and most of his world was made out of cupcake, but his adventures were sword-clashing killing sprees. He wasn't prancing through meadows and singing about the pep you get from enriched wheat flour. He was punching birds in the face and driving axes into hamsters. And there was no whimsy in his fighting style -- he was all business. Peter lived his life by a single code: Shut up and fight. The second any woodland fuck looked at him wrong, he drove the nearest object into its brain, never saying a word. Peter let the screams of his enemies do the talking.
80	-->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-baffling-food-mascots-all-time/ "The 8 Most Baffling Food Mascots of All-Time"]]
81
82	->''"Veteran drivers beware, they might be cute, but they ''will'' pack a serious punch! Infant strength is no laughing matter!"''
83	-->--'''Chick Gizzardlips''' on Baby Crash, Baby Coco and Baby T, ''VideoGame/CrashTeamRacingNitroFueled''
84
85	->'''Sabuko''': [[ThisCannotBe Impossible! Defeated by a pair of schoolgirl deviants... How??]]\
86	'''Misako''': Just 'cause we're young...\
87	'''Kyoko''': And cute!\
88	'''Misako''': ...don't mean we can't tear down this whole town to get our boyfriends back.\
89	'''Sabuko''': Wretched little girls... You should respect POWER when you see it.\
90	'''Misako''': You may have mystical tattoo creatures...\
91	'''Kyoko''': [[CoolSword And a really sharp sword...]]\
92	'''Misako''': But that's nothing compared to the power we have.\
93	'''Sabuko''': ...And that is?\
94	'''Misako''': (to Kyoko) You wanna tell her?\
95	'''Kyoko''': Let's do it together.\
96	'''Misako & Kyoko''': [[ThePowerOfLove The power of... LOVE!!!]] ''([[DestinationDefenestration both kick Sabuko out the window]])''
97	-->--''VideoGame/RiverCityGirls''
98
99	->''"The crazy stress of Brainiac's attack activated my son's meta-gene. And if there's one thing you don't wanna mess with, it's a scared, pissed-off three year-old... with superpowers."''
100	-->--'''Black Canary''', arcade ending, ''VideoGame/Injustice2''
101
102	->''"Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."''
103	-->--'''Yoda''', ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''
104
105	->''"That's right, I'm dangerous AND cute!"''
106	-->--'''Donkey''', ''VideoGame/Shrek2''
107
108	->'''Monkey Yellow:''' Oh, dear. [[IdolSinger Haven't I seen you on TV?]]
109	->'''Yumi:''' Well, I don't know... maybe...
110	->'''Monkey Yellow:''' [[UsefulNotes/{{Kawaisa}} I do so hate you cutesy types.]]
111	->'''Yumi:''' (gets flustered) Oh really, is that so? (gets angry) Hmm, you just love yourself, then!
112	->'''Monkey Yellow:''' Well, now, quite sure of yourself, aren't you? Well there are plenty of prettier girls than you, you know!
113	->'''Yumi:''' Oh yeah! Have you seen my ratings lately?
114	->'''Monkey Yellow:''' Have you seen your waistline lately? Check you ratings again after the paparazzi get a shot of that! Oh, but that doesn't matter, now. Doctor Specter has asked that I take care of you here and now.
115	->'''Yumi:''' Well come on! Let's see what you got!
116	->'''Monkey Yellow:''' Oh dear, dear, dear. You're losing that cutesy image!
117	->'''Yellow:''' (giggles) Don't underestimate me!
118	-->-- Pre-boss battle cutscene from [[VideoGame/ApeEscape Ape Escape 3]], when '''Yumi/Sayaka''' encounters '''Monkey Yellow''' (U.S. version)
119
120	->''"Shaymin are [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter small and cute]]. That's a fact. Shaymin are [[OlympusMons powerful beyond expectation]]. That is also a fact. [[UnderestimatingBadassery Taking one without the other]] will lead to mistakes that could be very dangerous to make."''
121	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/PokemonRangerGuardianSigns Summer]]''', ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11973141/5/A-Collection-of-Notes-on-Personal-Experiences-with-Legendary-Pok%C3%A9mon A Collection of Notes on Personal Experiences with Legendary Pokémon]]''
122
123	->'''Askal:''' You? Seriously? [[JustAKid You're practically a child!]]\
124	'''Neera:''' This "child" took down that android you've been chasing for the past week.\
125	'''Askal:''' ''Well well well.'' Aren't we the eager beaver? I've got my eye on you, kid. (''walks out'')
126	-->--Discussion about Milla, ''VideoGame/FreedomPlanet2''
127
128	->''"Don't underestimate the cute ones!"''
129	-->--'''Bridget''' during her taunt animation, ''VideoGame/GuiltyGearStrive''
130
131	->''You think I'm cute,''\
132	''but I am strong!''\
133	''You think I'm weak,''\
134	''and I'll prove you wrong!''
135	-->-- "Cute But Strong", ''WesternAnimation/SpiritRangers''
136
137	->''"Cute, ''and'' strong!"''
138	-->--'''Rosado''', for one of his [[PreAssKickingOneLiner Critical Hit Quotes]], ''VideoGame/FireEmblemEngage''
139
140	->'''Female Nibblonian:''' The Brains are weakening! ''(on comms)'' Nibblonians to nibble stations. Prepare Cuddlebugs for deployment in forty nibblets.\
141	'''Nibbler:''' ''(sigh)'' Sometimes I fear we are cute.\
142	'''Female Nibblonian:''' Oh nigglesnoosh.
143	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

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