1 | ->''"Yes, with these heathens at my command, the kingdoms of the world shall bow to the might of... THE LORD OF GOATS! ({{Beat}}) ...I may have to work on the title a bit more."'' |
2 | -->-- ''VideoGame/DiabloIII'' |
3 | |
4 | ->''"[For some reason] Everyone thinks I'm a joke! 'Uh hello Pixie Lad, Where's Captain Steel?'"'' |
5 | -->-- ''Literature/DoesThisCapeMakeMeLookFat?'' by Chelsea Cain and Marc Mohan |
6 | |
7 | ->'''Tali:''' [[PlayerCharacter Commander Shepard]], this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name.\ |
8 | '''Shepard:''' [[SchmuckBait You have a ship named 'Qwib-Qwib'?]]\ |
9 | '''Tali:''' [[FacePalm Oh,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck here we go...]] |
10 | -->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' |
11 | |
12 | ->''"Hey partner, is your real name 'Suck One', or did your parents just fuckin' hate you?"'' |
13 | -->-- '''Fred Neuman''' on Suk Kwan, ''VideoGame/DeadHeadFred'' |
14 | |
15 | ->'''Homer:''' See, [[IHaveThisFriend I got this friend]] named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo.\ |
16 | '''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard.\ |
17 | ''[[[AccidentalTruth a man leaves, weeping]]]''\ |
18 | '''Barney:''' Hey, Joey Jo-Jo! |
19 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "The Last Temptation of Homer" '' |
20 | |
21 | ->''"Hey, you'd know what would be a better name than the Gay Ghost? Anything. I mean c'mon now, seriously..."'' |
22 | -->-- ''Website/{{Superdickery}}''; [[http://www.superdickery.com/?s=gay+ghost here]] |
23 | |
24 | ->''"Is this supposed to make me afraid of [[Manga/SpaceAdventureCobra Crystal Boy]]? Because his name is still 'Crystal Boy'."'' |
25 | -->-- '''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}},''' ''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Space Adventures!]]''[[note]]Actual adventures contain little to no space.[[/note]] |
26 | |
27 | ->'''Drift:''' Dent? He called himself Dent? As in--as in Dent?\ |
28 | '''Ratchet:''' Yeah, well, all the best names are taken. |
29 | -->-- ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye'' |
30 | |
31 | ->'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' "Paste-Pot Pete"?\ |
32 | '''Paste-Pot Pete:''' Yes! And I--\ |
33 | '''Spider-Man:''' Wuh-wuh-wu-hahahahahaha! Paste-Pot Pee-hee-'''hee!''' (continues laughing)\ |
34 | '''Paste-Pot Pete:''' Hey...\ |
35 | '''Spider-Man:''' Henh heh heh (*hack*) Oh! Think I just shot some webs outta my nose.\ |
36 | '''Paste-Pot Pete:''' Shut up! Before I--\ |
37 | '''Spider-Man:''' Wait! One second. Hoo boy. Ah. Okay. Alright, I'm ready now, really...\ |
38 | ''(beat)''\ |
39 | '''Spider-Man:''' No I'm not! BWAH HAHAHA! Paste-Pot Pee-hee hee hee dee-hee hee heenh! (laugh hysterically)\ |
40 | '''Paste-Pot Pete:''' [[RageQuit (walking away angrily)]] That's it. I'm changin' my name.\ |
41 | '''Spider-Man:''' Man, I needed that. |
42 | -->-- ''Spider-Man/Human Torch'' #1 |
43 | |
44 | ->'''[[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown]]''': Let all your shitty fish friends know! You don't fuck with Cool Hand Teasy Greasy!\ |
45 | '''Fen''': You're seriously going with that? |
46 | -->--''Roleplay/OurAvatarsWereInARoomTogetherTheContinuation'' |
47 | |
48 | ->'''Otto Osworth''': 'Stinky Pile of Poo'?! Sir, that's a TERRIBLE name!\ |
49 | '''The Earl of Sandwich''': It was my mother's maiden name! |
50 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad'' |
51 | |
52 | ->''"Granted, it '''is''' a mundane name, but '[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Kilgrave]]?' Talk about obvious. Was 'Murdercorpse' already taken?"'' |
53 | -->-- '''Jessica Jones''', ''Series/JessicaJones2015'' |
54 | |
55 | ->'''Taserface:''' It is time for the Ravagers to once again rise to glory with a new Captain: TASERFACE!\ |
56 | '''Ravagers:''' ''[cheer enthusiastically]''\ |
57 | '''Rocket:''' ''[laughing]'' I-I-I'm sorry, I'm-... Your name, i-it's Taserface?\ |
58 | '''Taserface:''' That's right.\ |
59 | '''Rocket:''' [[SincerityMode Do you... shoot tasers outta your face?]]\ |
60 | '''Taserface:''' ''[[[LargeHam extravagantly]]]'' ''IT'S METAPHORICAL!''\ |
61 | '''Ravagers:''' ''[cheer enthusiastically]''\ |
62 | '''Rocket:''' ''[genuinely curious]'' For what?\ |
63 | '''Taserface:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough For...]] it is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone what hears it!\ |
64 | '''Ravagers:''' ''[half-hearted sounds of agreement]''\ |
65 | [...]\ |
66 | '''Rocket:''' I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, and in all seriousness saying to yourself, ''[[[BriefAccentImitation super-gruff voice]]]'' "Y'know what would be a REALLY kickass name? TASERFACE!!!" ''[normal voice]'' That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? "Scrotumhat"?!\ |
67 | '''Ravagers:''' ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny break out laughing]]]'' |
68 | ->'''Taserface''': New plan! We're killing you first!\ |
69 | '''Rocket Raccoon''': Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Taserface' is a cool name! |
70 | -->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2'' |
71 | |
72 | ->'''Wizard:''' Say my name so my powers will flow through you.\ |
73 | '''Billy Batson:''' But I don't know your name, sir.\ |
74 | '''Wizard:''' ''[whispering]'' SHAZAM.\ |
75 | '''Billy Batson:''' ''[giggling]'' Are you for real? |
76 | -->-- ''Film/Shazam2019'' |
77 | |
78 | ->'''Mysterio:''' You are no match for the power of Mysterio!\ |
79 | '''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast. |
80 | -->-- ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2'' |
81 | |
82 | ->'''Jim:''' Wait, I know you. You're Unkar the Unfortunate.\ |
83 | '''Unkar:''' ''That's'' the name that stuck!? I was hoping for "Unkar the Ultimate!" |
84 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}'' |
85 | |
86 | ->She should've just called herself Daphne of Sunshine, like Neville of Chaos. Or Sunny Daphne like Sunny Ron. Or ''anything'' except Greengrass of Sunshine.\ |
87 | Greengrass of Sunshine.\ |
88 | It had gone from there to Greengrass of Sunshine and Blue Skies.\ |
89 | Then someone had added Snow-Topped Mountains and Frolicking Woodland Creatures.\ |
90 | Currently she was being referred to as the Sparkly Unicorn Princess of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Sparklypoo. |
91 | -->--''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'' |
92 | |
93 | ->'''Henchman 21''': Dude, Jet Boy and Jet Girl do not take buses.\ |
94 | '''Henchman 24''': For the last time, we are ''not'' "Jet Boy and Jet Girl!" I don't care if I get to be Jet Boy! Those names suck!\ |
95 | '''Henchman 21''': But it's a French song, street cred with the indie crowd. Music/{{The Damned|Band}} do a cover of it.\ |
96 | '''Henchman 24''': Then we should be "The Damned!" That is a ''way'' cooler name! |
97 | -->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Fallen Arches" |
98 | |
99 | ->'''Hank Pym''': Scott, I need you to be the ComicBook/AntMan.\ |
100 | '''Scott Lang''': One question... Is it too late to change the name? |
101 | -->--''Film/AntMan1'' trailer |
102 | |
103 | ->'''Bucky:''' Who are you?\ |
104 | '''Battlestar:''' Lemar Hoskins.\ |
105 | '''Sam:''' I see a guy hanging out of a helicopter in tactical gear, I need a lot more than "Lemar Hoskins".\ |
106 | '''Battlestar:''' I'm Battlestar, John's partner.\ |
107 | '''Bucky:''' "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Battlestar?]]" (''{{Beat}}'') [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere STOP THE CAR!]] |
108 | -->--''Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier'', "The Star-Spangled Man" |
109 | |
110 | -> '''Bakugou:''' Starting today, I am... GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!\ |
111 | '''Best Jeanist:''' How childish...\ |
112 | '''Tenya:''' What a mouthful!\ |
113 | '''Nejire:''' Disturbing!\ |
114 | '''Mr. Compress:''' Tacky.\ |
115 | '''Spinner:''' ''Super'' tacky.\ |
116 | '''Mirio:''' (''Genuinely impressed'') Ha ha! |
117 | -->--''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'', Chapter 293 |
118 | |
119 | -> '''Taylor:''' You know how hard it is to come up with a bug-themed name that doesn’t make me sound like a supervillain or a complete dork?\ |
120 | '''Armsmaster:''' I wouldn’t know. I got into the game early enough that I didn’t have to worry about missing out on all of the good names. |
121 | -->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', [[https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/06/28/gestation-1-6/ Gestation 1.6]] |
122 | |
123 | ->'''Samantha Grimm''': So, "Reaper"? As in "Grimm"?\ |
124 | '''John Grimm''': They're Marines, Sam, not poets. |
125 | -->--''Film/{{Doom}}'' |
126 | |
127 | -> ''"[[Film/IronMan3 A terrorist in America needed a boogeyman to bring your country to its knees]]. So, he appropriated Ten Rings, ''my'' Ten Rings, but because he didn't know my actual name, he invented a new one. Do you know what that name he chose? The Mandarin. He gave his figurehead the name of a chicken dish. And it ''worked!'' America was terrified... of an orange!"'' |
128 | -->-- '''Wenwu''', ''Film/ShangChiAndTheLegendOfTheTenRings'' |
129 | |
130 | ->'''[[spoiler:[[Film/Venom2018 Eddie Brock]]]]:''' And there was a really angry green man, [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 Hulk]]?\ |
131 | [[AC:'''[[spoiler:Venom]]:''' And you thought "Lethal Protector" was a shit name!]] |
132 | ->'''[[spoiler:Eddie]]:''' Yeah, because it is. |
133 | -->-- ''Film/SpiderManNoWayHome'' |
134 | |
135 | ->'''Shredder:''' Your furry friend knows me "Oroku Saki". But, you may call me... ''the Shredder''.\ |
136 | '''Raphael:''' A ''kitchen utensil''?\ |
137 | '''Shredder:''' You would be wise to lose your flippant ways! |
138 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987'' |
139 | |
140 | ->'''Flytrap''': It takes two to tango! Call me Flytrap!\ |
141 | '''Carmen Sandiego''': So all the good names finally got taken? |
142 | -->-- ''WesternAnimation/CarmenSandiego'', "The Lucharora Tango Caper" |
143 | |
144 | ->''"Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!"'' |
145 | -->-- ''WebAnimation/CheatCommandos'' |
146 | |
147 | ->'''Okoye:''' Does [[PoweredArmor it]] have a name?\ |
148 | '''Shuri:''' The "Midnight Angel".\ |
149 | '''Okoye:''' ''(pained)'' "Midnight Angel"? |
150 | -->--''Film/BlackPantherWakandaForever'' |
151 | |
152 | ->''It was Sonic who named me Eggman. Except the joke's on him. I embraced the name! I made it my own! His mockery is now a name feared across the ages! I'm not going to adopt "[[Videogame/SonicColors Baldy McNosehair]]", though. My dignity has limits.'' |
153 | -->--'''Egg Memo #21''', ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers'' |
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