Line #75 Quotes/AtrociousAlias


1	->''"Yes, with these heathens at my command, the kingdoms of the world shall bow to the might of... THE LORD OF GOATS! ({{Beat}}) ...I may have to work on the title a bit more."''
2	-->-- ''VideoGame/DiabloIII''
3
4	->''"[For some reason] Everyone thinks I'm a joke! 'Uh hello Pixie Lad, Where's Captain Steel?'"''
5	-->-- ''Literature/DoesThisCapeMakeMeLookFat?'' by Chelsea Cain and Marc Mohan
6
7	->'''Tali:''' [[PlayerCharacter Commander Shepard]], this is Admiral Zaal'Koris vas Qwib-Qwib. Do not ask about the name.\
8	'''Shepard:''' [[SchmuckBait You have a ship named 'Qwib-Qwib'?]]\
9	'''Tali:''' [[FacePalm Oh,]] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck here we go...]]
10	-->-- ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
11
12	->''"Hey partner, is your real name 'Suck One', or did your parents just fuckin' hate you?"''
13	-->-- '''Fred Neuman''' on Suk Kwan, ''VideoGame/DeadHeadFred''
14
15	->'''Homer:''' See, [[IHaveThisFriend I got this friend]] named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo.\
16	'''Moe:''' That's the worst name I ever heard.\
17	''[[[AccidentalTruth a man leaves, weeping]]]''\
18	'''Barney:''' Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
19	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons "The Last Temptation of Homer" ''
20
21	->''"Hey, you'd know what would be a better name than the Gay Ghost? Anything. I mean c'mon now, seriously..."''
22	-->-- ''Website/{{Superdickery}}''; [[http://www.superdickery.com/?s=gay+ghost here]]
23
24	->''"Is this supposed to make me afraid of [[Manga/SpaceAdventureCobra Crystal Boy]]? Because his name is still 'Crystal Boy'."''
25	-->-- '''LetsPlay/{{slowbeef}},''' ''[[WebVideo/{{Retsupurae}} Space Adventures!]]''[[note]]Actual adventures contain little to no space.[[/note]]
26
27	->'''Drift:''' Dent? He called himself Dent? As in--as in Dent?\
28	'''Ratchet:''' Yeah, well, all the best names are taken.
29	-->-- ''ComicBook/TransformersMoreThanMeetsTheEye''
30
31	->'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' "Paste-Pot Pete"?\
32	'''Paste-Pot Pete:''' Yes! And I--\
33	'''Spider-Man:''' Wuh-wuh-wu-hahahahahaha! Paste-Pot Pee-hee-'''hee!''' (continues laughing)\
34	'''Paste-Pot Pete:''' Hey...\
35	'''Spider-Man:''' Henh heh heh (hack) Oh! Think I just shot some webs outta my nose.\
36	'''Paste-Pot Pete:''' Shut up! Before I--\
37	'''Spider-Man:''' Wait! One second. Hoo boy. Ah. Okay. Alright, I'm ready now, really...\
38	''(beat)''\
39	'''Spider-Man:''' No I'm not! BWAH HAHAHA! Paste-Pot Pee-hee hee hee dee-hee hee heenh! (laugh hysterically)\
40	'''Paste-Pot Pete:''' [[RageQuit (walking away angrily)]] That's it. I'm changin' my name.\
41	'''Spider-Man:''' Man, I needed that.
42	-->-- ''Spider-Man/Human Torch'' #1
43
44	->'''[[VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes Travis Touchdown]]''': Let all your shitty fish friends know! You don't fuck with Cool Hand Teasy Greasy!\
45	'''Fen''': You're seriously going with that?
46	-->--''Roleplay/OurAvatarsWereInARoomTogetherTheContinuation''
47
48	->'''Otto Osworth''': 'Stinky Pile of Poo'?! Sir, that's a TERRIBLE name!\
49	'''The Earl of Sandwich''': It was my mother's maiden name!
50	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TimeSquad''
51
52	->''"Granted, it '''is''' a mundane name, but '[[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Kilgrave]]?' Talk about obvious. Was 'Murdercorpse' already taken?"''
53	-->-- '''Jessica Jones''', ''Series/JessicaJones2015''
54
55	->'''Taserface:''' It is time for the Ravagers to once again rise to glory with a new Captain: TASERFACE!\
56	'''Ravagers:''' ''[cheer enthusiastically]''\
57	'''Rocket:''' ''[laughing]'' I-I-I'm sorry, I'm-... Your name, i-it's Taserface?\
58	'''Taserface:''' That's right.\
59	'''Rocket:''' [[SincerityMode Do you... shoot tasers outta your face?]]\
60	'''Taserface:''' ''[[[LargeHam extravagantly]]]'' ''IT'S METAPHORICAL!''\
61	'''Ravagers:''' ''[cheer enthusiastically]''\
62	'''Rocket:''' ''[genuinely curious]'' For what?\
63	'''Taserface:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough For...]] it is a name what strikes fear into the hearts of anyone what hears it!\
64	'''Ravagers:''' ''[half-hearted sounds of agreement]''\
65	[...]\
66	'''Rocket:''' I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror, and in all seriousness saying to yourself, ''[[[BriefAccentImitation super-gruff voice]]]'' "Y'know what would be a REALLY kickass name? TASERFACE!!!" ''[normal voice]'' That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? "Scrotumhat"?!\
67	'''Ravagers:''' ''[[[ActuallyPrettyFunny break out laughing]]]''
68	->'''Taserface''': New plan! We're killing you first!\
69	'''Rocket Raccoon''': Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks 'Taserface' is a cool name!
70	-->--''Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol2''
71
72	->'''Wizard:''' Say my name so my powers will flow through you.\
73	'''Billy Batson:''' But I don't know your name, sir.\
74	'''Wizard:''' ''[whispering]'' SHAZAM.\
75	'''Billy Batson:''' ''[giggling]'' Are you for real?
76	-->-- ''Film/Shazam2019''
77
78	->'''Mysterio:''' You are no match for the power of Mysterio!\
79	'''ComicBook/SpiderMan:''' Mysterio? I think I had a bowl of Mysterios for breakfast.
80	-->-- ''VideoGame/SpiderMan2''
81
82	->'''Jim:''' Wait, I know you. You're Unkar the Unfortunate.\
83	'''Unkar:''' ''That's'' the name that stuck!? I was hoping for "Unkar the Ultimate!"
84	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Trollhunters}}''
85
86	->She should've just called herself Daphne of Sunshine, like Neville of Chaos. Or Sunny Daphne like Sunny Ron. Or ''anything'' except Greengrass of Sunshine.\
87	Greengrass of Sunshine.\
88	It had gone from there to Greengrass of Sunshine and Blue Skies.\
89	Then someone had added Snow-Topped Mountains and Frolicking Woodland Creatures.\
90	Currently she was being referred to as the Sparkly Unicorn Princess of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Sparklypoo.
91	-->--''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''
92
93	->'''Henchman 21''': Dude, Jet Boy and Jet Girl do not take buses.\
94	'''Henchman 24''': For the last time, we are ''not'' "Jet Boy and Jet Girl!" I don't care if I get to be Jet Boy! Those names suck!\
95	'''Henchman 21''': But it's a French song, street cred with the indie crowd. Music/{{The Damned\|Band}} do a cover of it.\
96	'''Henchman 24''': Then we should be "The Damned!" That is a ''way'' cooler name!
97	-->--''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers'', "Fallen Arches"
98
99	->'''Hank Pym''': Scott, I need you to be the ComicBook/AntMan.\
100	'''Scott Lang''': One question... Is it too late to change the name?
101	-->--''Film/AntMan1'' trailer
102
103	->'''Bucky:''' Who are you?\
104	'''Battlestar:''' Lemar Hoskins.\
105	'''Sam:''' I see a guy hanging out of a helicopter in tactical gear, I need a lot more than "Lemar Hoskins".\
106	'''Battlestar:''' I'm Battlestar, John's partner.\
107	'''Bucky:''' "[[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Battlestar?]]" (''{{Beat}}'') [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere STOP THE CAR!]]
108	-->--''Series/TheFalconAndTheWinterSoldier'', "The Star-Spangled Man"
109
110	-> '''Bakugou:''' Starting today, I am... GREAT EXPLOSION MURDER GOD DYNAMIGHT!\
111	'''Best Jeanist:''' How childish...\
112	'''Tenya:''' What a mouthful!\
113	'''Nejire:''' Disturbing!\
114	'''Mr. Compress:''' Tacky.\
115	'''Spinner:''' ''Super'' tacky.\
116	'''Mirio:''' (''Genuinely impressed'') Ha ha!
117	-->--''Manga/MyHeroAcademia'', Chapter 293
118
119	-> '''Taylor:''' You know how hard it is to come up with a bug-themed name that doesn’t make me sound like a supervillain or a complete dork?\
120	'''Armsmaster:''' I wouldn’t know. I got into the game early enough that I didn’t have to worry about missing out on all of the good names.
121	-->-- ''Literature/{{Worm}}'', [[https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2011/06/28/gestation-1-6/ Gestation 1.6]]
122
123	->'''Samantha Grimm''': So, "Reaper"? As in "Grimm"?\
124	'''John Grimm''': They're Marines, Sam, not poets.
125	-->--''Film/{{Doom}}''
126
127	-> ''"[[Film/IronMan3 A terrorist in America needed a boogeyman to bring your country to its knees]]. So, he appropriated Ten Rings, ''my'' Ten Rings, but because he didn't know my actual name, he invented a new one. Do you know what that name he chose? The Mandarin. He gave his figurehead the name of a chicken dish. And it ''worked!'' America was terrified... of an orange!"''
128	-->-- '''Wenwu''', ''Film/ShangChiAndTheLegendOfTheTenRings''
129
130	->'''[[spoiler:[[Film/Venom2018 Eddie Brock]]]]:''' And there was a really angry green man, [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk2008 Hulk]]?\
131	[[AC:'''[[spoiler:Venom]]:''' And you thought "Lethal Protector" was a shit name!]]
132	->'''[[spoiler:Eddie]]:''' Yeah, because it is.
133	-->-- ''Film/SpiderManNoWayHome''
134
135	->'''Shredder:''' Your furry friend knows me "Oroku Saki". But, you may call me... ''the Shredder''.\
136	'''Raphael:''' A ''kitchen utensil''?\
137	'''Shredder:''' You would be wise to lose your flippant ways!
138	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987''
139
140	->'''Flytrap''': It takes two to tango! Call me Flytrap!\
141	'''Carmen Sandiego''': So all the good names finally got taken?
142	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CarmenSandiego'', "The Lucharora Tango Caper"
143
144	->''"Firebert, you stay here and think of a better commando name!"''
145	-->-- ''WebAnimation/CheatCommandos''
146
147	->'''Okoye:''' Does [[PoweredArmor it]] have a name?\
148	'''Shuri:''' The "Midnight Angel".\
149	'''Okoye:''' ''(pained)'' "Midnight Angel"?
150	-->--''Film/BlackPantherWakandaForever''
151
152	->''It was Sonic who named me Eggman. Except the joke's on him. I embraced the name! I made it my own! His mockery is now a name feared across the ages! I'm not going to adopt "[[Videogame/SonicColors Baldy McNosehair]]", though. My dignity has limits.''
153	-->--'''Egg Memo #21''', ''VideoGame/SonicFrontiers''

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