Line #9 Quotes/AnticlimaxBoss


1	->'''[[TheAce Kaldor Draigo]]''': [[IncomingHam I HAVE COME TO BANISH ALL DAEMONS AND LOW-QUALITY RAZORS IN THIS REALM!]]\
2	'''Custodian-General''': Kaldor Draigo! I knew you would come!\
3	'''Kaldor Drago''': [[CloudCuckoolander YOU LOOK LIKE A STARFRUIT!]]\
4	'''Custodian-General''': Please, help me apprehend Magnus the Red! You have done it before and surely you can do it again! Just, please, be careful of his-\
5	''[[[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome thunk]]]''\
6	'''Kaldor Draigo''': [[CurbstompBattle I'VE ALREADY DEFEATED HIM!]]\
7	'''Custodian-General''' ''[confused]'' Whuh? ''[cut to an unconscious Magnus on the floor]'' But... how?!\
8	'''Kaldor Draigo''': A WIZARD NEVER REVEALS HIS SECRETS!\
9	'''Custodian-General''': ''[[[FunWithSubtitles hurts inside noise]]]'' I'm so confused....\
10	'''Kaldor Draigo''': I must go. My people need meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... ''[floats into the sky and vanishes]''\
11	''[[[{{Beat}} several seconds pass]]]''\
12	'''[[TheComicallySerious Rogal Dorn]]''': I suspect he was high on narcotics.
13	-->--''WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice'', ''Episode 22''
14
15	->Big overture... little show.
16	-->-- '''Xander Harris''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer''
17
18	->Oh, but once those shields are down, he has a second form, and he's faster than a speeding cheetah, angrier than a bear away from it's honey, and ''more pathetic than my sex life!'' Wha-What the hell happened?!
19	-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC31Ju9NLeOAIR0X-uUTpa8w [=DigitalTy=]]]''' on [[VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance Sundowner]], ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjG1JOA8f_s&ab_channel=DigitalTy Top Ten Least Favorite Boss Battles]]''
20
21	->And for those of you who weren't annoyed by having the Awesome BossFight Rug pulled out from under you... I'll find a way to get you one day. Oh, yes. One day.
22	-->-- '''Brian Clevinger''', author of ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]''
23
24	->SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE JUST ORDERED A STUPID LOOKING BOSS! [[EvilLaugh AHAHAHAHAHAHAH]] - [[CurbStompBattle Ow]].
25	-->-- '''[[VideoGame/Persona4 Shadow Yosuke]]''', ''WebComic/{{Hiimdaisy}}'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbmOdo9qW4A&feature=related comic dub]])[[note]]For context, Shadow Yosuke is only the first boss and the second actual battle in ''Persona 4''[[/note]]
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27	->The Leader scoffs at the might of the Incredible Hulk, further angering the already enraged behemoth...
28	-->-- '''Text''' appearing after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUNLh2YF9Q The Leader boss fight]] from the ''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk'' game
29
30	->'''Dryden:''' How did he die?\
31	'''Bond:''' Your contact? Not well.\
32	'''Dryden:''' Made you feel it, did he? Well, you needn't worry. The second is-\
33	''[Bond shoots and kills Dryden]''\
34	'''Bond:''' Yes. Considerably.
35	-->-- ''Film/CasinoRoyale2006''
36
37	-> It has that depressingly common problem in games nowadays that the giant boss fights are all really fucking easy. Because somewhere in the last decade or so, someone decided that a boss fight is not an ultimate do or die test of the skills we have been honing, but rather a music hall variety showcase for the entire dev team, where the modellers are finally able to use their fancy college educations to model something other than chairs, and the music guys get to smash all their instruments with hammers for five minutes to create the right sense of climactic drama. But the actual ''fight'' is just a huge lumpy mess winding up its attacks for so long that we've got time to prize off the dodge button, flick it across the room and recover it from between the sofa cushions before we actually need to press it, and then it gormlessly zones out and lets you wail on its obvious weak point for thirty seconds.
38	-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' (again) on ''VideoGame/DMCDevilMayCry''
39
40	-> He was ''probably'' meant to be threatening or difficult or something like that, but all I did was stand still and fire bullets into his chest until the game told me to stop.
41	-->--'''''WebVideo/ProJared''''' on VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons
42
43	->'''[=ES21007=]:''' With a wordless cry, [[TheHero Ash]] plunges the [[InfinityPlusOneSword Vandal Heart]] into the body of [[RivalTurnedEvil his hated enemy]]. [[TheHeavy Kane]] screams in agony as [[HolyHandGrenade the light of the Vandelier]] slowly destroys his body, cleansing it of the darkness holding it together dissolving it into nothing. "[[SayMyName ASH!]]" he screams, his face half dissolved and breaking down even more. "[[DyingDeclarationOfHate I HATE YOU! YOU DESTROYED EVERYTHING I LOVE! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU... IN THE GATES OF HELL!]]" With a final cry that echoes through the battlefield, the mad Kane finally disappears from this world, his body dissolving into nothing. Ash stares at the empty space where his rival once stood, the fact that he finally ended the life of the crazed murderer that [[WeUsedToBeFriends was once his comrade]] not giving him an ounce of satisfaction. "I didn't destroy anything you loved Kane," Ash says softly, a small hint of pity and sadness overtaking him. "You did."\
44	'''Calvin Anderson:''' [[MoodWhiplash He then gained 3 experience points.]]\
45	'''[=ES21007=]:''' Like I said: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis No. Satisfaction. At all.]] Like, Christ, if he weren't standing in your way he wouldn't even be worth the effort.
46	-->--The comment section of [[WebVideo/{{Whoisthisgit}} whoisthisgit's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYq7yg9Ktt8 video]] on [[VideoGame/VandalHearts Ash Lambert]]
47
48	->'''[[FinalBoss Dark Nebula]]:''' I am the ultimate power, Dark Nebula!
49	->'''Franchise/{{Kirby}}:''' Yeah, but you’re the easiest boss in the game.
50	->'''Dark Nebula:''' Oh. ''[explodes]''
51	-->--''VideoGame/KirbySqueakSquad'' ''[[https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5MPVGlVreQA in a Nutshell]]'' by WebVideo/PeaTea64
52
53	->Instead, you fight Hell's mightiest warrior, in part one of a new series I'm calling: "Humiliating the Cyberdemon." The Cyberdemon was a towering, intimidating foe in ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'', in 1993. ''VideoGame/Doom3'' tries to up the ante. He's huge, you walk under him, he's got fire in his mouth, he shoots rockets, he's a pushover.
54	-->--WebVideo/Civvie11, ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NorcX8Xp7uw PRO DOOM 3]]''
55
56	->'''Zavok:''' With the last of my strength, I will crush you--! ''[[[CurbStompBattle Goes down in seconds]]]''
57	->'''[[spoiler:Super]] Silver:''' [[LampshadeHanging That seemed a little anti-climactic.]]
58	->'''[[spoiler:Super]] Sonic:''' [[JustifiedTrope We don't have time to be fancy.]]
59	-->--''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW''
60
61	->''"[[UsefulNotes/TheWarOnTerror 'We gotta go to Iraq cos they the most dangerous country on Earth. They the most dangerous regime in the world.']] If they so dangerous, [[PaperTiger how come it only took two weeks to take over the whole fucking country]]? Shit. Man, you couldn’t take over Baltimore in two weeks. Get the fuck outta here."''
62	-->-- '''Creator/ChrisRock''', ''Never Scared''
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