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1->''"Typical. You bring a woman to the last store before the North Pole, and what does she do? Heads straight for the shoes."''
2-->-- ''[[Literature/TheLastDragonChronicles Fire Star]]''
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4->''"Johnny, there are some things that boys will ''never'' understand about girls, and one of them is our love of shoes. ''I'' barely understand it."''
5-->-- '''Mary''', ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyTest''
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7->''"Women and shoes, amirite?"''
8-->--''Blog/WorstMuse''
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10->''"It's actually '''men''', you'll find, who are far more romantic. Men are the people you will hear say, 'I found somebody. She's amazing. If I don't-- if I don't get to be with this person, I'm fucked. I can't carry on. I'm-I know, I mean it. She's totally transformed my life. I have a job, I have a flat, it means nothing. If-- I can't stand it. I have to be with her. Because if I don't, I'm gonna end up in some bedsit, I'll be alcoholic, I'll have itchy trousers. I can't! I can't walk the streets anymore...' '''That'''... is how women... feel about '''shoes'''."''
11-->-- '''Creator/DylanMoran''', ''Monster''.
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13->'''Pig:''' Everyone focuses on the differences between men and women... but I think they're pretty much the same.
14->'''Rat:''' Hang on. ''(turns to a nearby woman)'' Excuse me, ma'am, but how many pairs of shoes do you own?
15->'''Woman:''' Five hundred and eleven.
16->'''Rat:''' ''(turns back to Pig)'' Do you have any other theories?
17->'''Woman:''' Wait... that's only the black ones.
18-->-- ''ComicStrip/PearlsBeforeSwine''
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20->''"My Love for Shoes," by Raven Baxter. "SO many shoes--but only two feet. I wish I could buy every pair that I meet."''
21-->-- '''Raven Baxter''', ''Series/ThatsSoRaven''
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23->''"I'm going to buy ''hundreds'' of pairs of new pink pumps."''
24-->-- '''Burdine Maxwell''' when asked what she'd do if she won the earnings from a pet competition, ''WesternAnimation/{{Bratz}}'' ("Pet Show")

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