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1->'''Joyce:''' Why '''''Canada'''''?\
2'''Head Alien:''' I figgered "Who'd fucking notice?" God''damn'' was I right.
3-->-- ''Webcomic/ItsWalky''
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5->"This sort of thing just doesn't happen! Not in Cardiff!"
6-->--'''PC Andy''', ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "End of Days"
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8->'''Rhys:''' What, exactly, do I need protecting from?\
9'''Gwen:''' ''I catch aliens!''\
10'''Rhys:''' Piss off! [...] [[TropeNamers Aliens. In Cardiff?!]]
11-->-- ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'', "Meat"
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13->''I saw the fall of Troy. World War V. I pushed boxes at the Boston Tea Party. Now I'm going to die in a dungeon.'' [makes a face] ''In Cardiff.''
14-->-- '''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E3TheUnquietDead "The Unquiet Dead"]]
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16->'''The Doctor:''' Cardiff!\
17'''Martha:''' ''Cardiff?''
18-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS29E11Utopia "Utopia"]]
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20->'''Ryan:''' She thinks that thing is an alien.\
21'''Graham:''' Don't be daft. There's no such thing as aliens! Anyway, even if they was, they ain't gonna be on a train in [[OopNorth Sheffield]].\
22'''The Doctor:''' Why not? I'm alien, and I'm here.
23-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS37E1TheWomanWhoFellToEarth "The Woman Who Fell to Earth"]]
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25->''"The Martians landed at around 4am in Bracknell, went '[[PlaceWorseThanDeath Er...]]' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and left again]]."''
26-->-- '''Hugh Dennis''' does "Unlikely lines from a disaster movie", ''Series/MockTheWeek''
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28->''"Shortly thereafter the instructions came through - 'Get the fuck out of London, you dumb fucks. Get to Bruges.' I didn't even know where Bruges fucking was. [[{{Beat}} (beat)]] [-[[LampshadeHanging It's in Belgium.]]-]"''
29-->-- '''Ray''', ''Film/InBruges''
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31->''“In popular fiction when they’re choosing a place to destroy they’re looking for something iconic, or at the very least, a place that people recognize. That’s why you get [[BigApplesauce New York destroyed all the time]], or [[WashingtonDCInvasion Washington]], or [[MonumentalDamage monuments.]] It says something about [[CanadaEh Edmonton]], that we’ve been chosen to be wrecked.”''
32-->-- The ''[[http://www.metronews.ca/news/edmonton/2016/03/23/famous-anime-series-models-city-on-edmonton.html Metro Edmonton]]'' on Episode 24 of ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamIronBloodedOrphans.''
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34->'''Tom Servo:''' I thought [[{{Kaiju}} giant monsters]] came from Japan, not Denmark!
35->'''Jonah:''' Well, Asia clearly has the most monster credibility, but there's a beautifully diverse array of global monsters all over the planet!
36-->-- '''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000''', ''Film/{{Reptilicus}}''
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38->'''Kitten:''' So, not to disturb the discourse, but...[[OurVampiresAreDifferent You're]] at "war" with this [[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade "Anarchy Barony"]] over ''the district of North Norfolk?''
39->'''Pyotr:''' On the small scale. That, and Great Yarmouth.
40->'''Kitten:''' Oh, I fucking ''hate'' Yarmouth.
41->'''Pyotr:''' Hah! I get it, it's pretty sad.
42-->''WebAnimation/HunterTheParenting''
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44->'''Gaaji:''' Are you an alien?\
45'''Girl:''' I really can't say. I was born here, but my roots are in outer space.\
46'''Vasanth:''' No way! Not a chance!\
47'''Girl:''' Why? Do you think aliens only visit America?
48-->-- ''Film/SuperDeluxe''
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50->"And here in Washington, the capitol is stunned by the macabre situation. There is no panic, just paralysis, as the most powerful nation on Earth is humbled by [[EconomyCast five men]] in a space cylinder hurtling toward the approximate vicinity of Houston, Texas."
51-->-- '''Newsreader''', ''Film/MarsNeedsWomen''
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