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9	* ''Podcast/TheAdventureZoneBalance''
10	** After being nearly killed by the Black Spider (aka Magic Brian), Taako retaliates with what would become one of the show's most iconic and memorable lines to date before casting a Magic Missile that takes Brian out of the fight.
11	--->'''Taako:''' ABRACA-FUCK YOU!
12	** Magnus gets one too, after Edward [[spoiler:takes over his body, and Taako drags him back from the Astral Plane]].
13	--->'''Magnus:''' I'll be [[spoiler: having my body back]], you undead fuck.
14	** [[spoiler: After her RousingSpeech, the army outside Neverwinter cheer for Lup and the others, excitedly retelling their story. Lup rejoins Barry, listens to the people behind her, and her hands ignite as she prepares to lay waste to the Hunger's forces.]]
15	--->'''[[spoiler:Lup]]:''' [[spoiler: You hear that, babe? We're ''legends.'']]
16	* ''WebVideo/CriticalRole:'' Happens a lot, as the show is a streamed D&D campaign. Every ass-kicking that Grog delivers, for example, starts with the rather polite request [[BloodKnight "I would like to rage."]]
17	** GuestStarPartyMember Lillith gets a great one against The Broker:
18	-->'''Lillith:''' You tell my sister I hope her face still festers!
19	** Occasionally, it's PlayedForLaughs:
20	-->'''Vax:''' (into a [[ItMakesSenseInContext magical communication earring]]) I'm killing someone, hold please.
21	* WebVideo/DemoReel: When Tom Collins wisely chooses to flee, Carl Copenhagen delivers the most straightforward one ever:
22	--> '''Carl:''' Where are you going, my friend? The ass-kicking is right here.
23	* Many, many, ''many'' lines from ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'' count, but Vegeta's asking if Android 19 can feel fear stands out.
24	-->'''Vegeta:''' Quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you've got there. But I'm curious--can it feel fear?\
25	'''Android 19:''' Scanning...processing...''(buzzer)'' Results inconclusive.\
26	'''Vegeta:''' Let's fix that, shall we?
27	** Also this: "BECAUSE THE NAME'S RECOOME, AND IT RHYMES WITH DOOM AND YOUR GONNA BE HURTIN'...ALL...TOO...SOON!"
28	** From the Cell Saga.
29	-->'''Android 17:''' Seriously, what the hell's a ''Kami''?\
30	'''Piccolo:''' It means "God". ''Now '''[[KneelBeforeZod bow]]'''''.
31	** Rather than [[TheOnlyOneAllowedToDefeatYou let Cell try to kill Goku]], Android 16 decides to enter the ring.
32	-->'''Android 17:''' I thought you were only programmed to kill Goku.\
33	'''Android 16:''' [[AC:This "Cell" is comprised of 10.78% of Son Goku's DNA. These parameters… ''are acceptable.'']]
34	** Because he's got some of Vegeta's genes, it makes sense that a battle between Cell and Vegeta would be full of these.
35	--->'''Cell''': Because Prince, like a soon-to-be broken man once said: You're either perfect, or you're not me.
36	*** Later:
37	--->'''Cell''': Since I know you have trouble following directions, I'm gonna give you one last chance. You. [Hit] Me. Hard as you can. Are we clear?\
38	'''Vegeta:''' '''[[TranquilFury Crystal.]]'''
39	** Trunks attempts one against Cell while telling Krillin he won't need a Senzu, but doesn't realize that he gave Cell the [[{{pun}} perfect]] setup for his own.
40	-->'''Trunks:''' [[BadassBoast This battle was over before it began.]]\
41	'''Krillin:''' Bad. Ass.\
42	'''Cell:''' [[CurbStompBattle Also accurate!]]
43	** The one from Gohan to Cell after he kills the Cell Jrs. is downright savage
44	-->'''Gohan''': [[NiceGuy I]] was a [[SuicidalPacifism coward]]... [[BewareTheNiceOnes Scared of what would happen if I snap]]. Afraid that, if I [[SanitySlippage lost it]] this time... [[MoralEventHorizon I'd... never come back]]. That I'd finally ''[[TheseHandsHaveKilled kill]]'' someone. But I'm not scared anymore Cell.\
45	'''Cell''': Well, glad I coul- ''[gets kicked HARD by Gohan]''\
46	'''Gohan''': ''[[ImpliedDeathThreat Because there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable]]''.
47	** Even Goku gets one the first time he goes Super Saiyan, though since it's [[IdiotHero Goku]] there's an underlying level of silliness:
48	-->'''Goku:''' ''(holding Freeza in a CrushingHandshake)'' I'm going to ''break'' you...\
49	'''Freeza:''' What?\
50	'''Goku:''' ''(squeezes tighter, causing Freeza to scream in pain)'' [[BigEater Like a Kit-Kat bar]].\
51	'''Freeza:''' [[FlatWhat ... What?]]
52	* "It's curtains for you, [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible]]. Lacy, gently wafting curtains."
53	* Ross from LetsPlay/HatFilms is particularly fond of shouting "EAT SHIT" at the other members of the LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}} when they play ''VideoGame/GarrysMod''.
54	* Seras of ''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'' has a couple.
55	** First is this one borrowed from Alucard when she's lining up a shot to frag a throng of shield-bearing ghouls.
56	-->[[RunningGag Bitches love cannons]].
57	** Later, we get this one before she purees Zorin's vanguard.
58	-->Zorin, was it? L-listen, Zorin, this whole fuckin' place is my house. You ain't the queen vampire bitch 'ere; ''I am!'' And you know what we Brits always say: ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis God. Save. The Queen.]]''
59	* The art collection website [[http://heyoscarwilde.com "Hey Oscar Wilde! It's Clobberin' Time!"]] has a name and banner that's all over this trope. It supplied the page image above (a contribution by one [[http://docshaner.deviantart.com/ DocShaner]]).
60	* In the "Fight Day" episode of {{WebVideo/Idiotsitter}}, Billie has rallied the Russel family (and Joy the housemaid) to take revenge on Gene, and they arrive in her room ready to beat her with therapy bats. However, Billie wastes time with two bad attempts at this trope, and "Fight Day" ends before they can attack Gene.
61	-->'''Billie:''' Do you have anything to say before your mouth tastes my...metal rod?"\
62	'''Gene:''' No part of that was scary.\
63	'''Billie:''' Yeah! Do you have any final words to confess before I...send you to see Jesus?...Too religious.
64	* Creator/AchievementHunter's ''[[LetsPlay/AchievementHunterMinecraftSeries Let's Play Minecraft]]'' had a subverted moment:
65	--> '''Jack''': ''(preparing to ambush [[Creator/GavinFree Gav]][[{{Troll}} in]])'' "Surprise, motherfucker!" ''([[FailedASpotCheck promptly falls into a hidden hole]])'' "Oh, goddammit, I fell."
66	* From Naruto The Comedy Spoof Series Show: "[[PrecisionFStrike DATTE-FUCKING-BAYO]], [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch BITCH]]!!"
67	** Though I have to disagree on the fact that Zabuza's ass was kicked directly after the line...
68	** A CallBack from TheMovie: "DATTEBAYO, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
69	* In ''Series/{{Noob}}'', using a PracticalTaunt as a warrior has a cosmetic effect that consists in delivering these.
70	* Streamer Panoots gets in a nice pair of these when he encounters some Half-Life zombies in a room with a table and a chair:
71	--> ''(picks up table with the gravity gun)'' Table for one? ''(throws at zombie for a one-hit kill)''
72	--> ''(picks up chair)'' Take a seat! ''(throws at other zombie)''
73	* Penny from ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}'' says the following line before [[OneManArmy laying waste to a horde of White Fang members]]:
74	-->''Don't worry Ruby, I'm combat ready.''
75	* The WebVideo/TGWTGYearOneBrawl has a few of these.
76	** WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick has "Let's kick ass and get cynical."
77	** [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] has "I'm not an idiot! I AM A '''''MAN'''''!" (though the ass-kicking is cut short by Benzaie).
78	** In ''WebVideo/SuburbanKnights'', if [[spoiler: Malachite]] asks you, "What do you think of the 21st century?", run. You'll probably still die, but at least you know what's coming.
79	** And, of course, "My name is Inigo Montoya, motherfucker!"
80	** And let's not forget, "EXPECTO MY FIST!"
81	* What does [[WebVideo/TribeTwelve Noah Maxwell]] do when he sees [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slendy]] standing in his house? He delivers one of these, then proceeds to ''shoot'' the HumanoidAbomination. Granted, it has no effect and Slendy uses his SuperSpeed to immediatley [[JumpScare jump]] Noah, but still, points for trying.
82	-->'''Noah:''' He-hey buddy, how you doin'? Here for my birthday, huh? Well I got a gift for you, right here! '''shoots Slenderman 4 times'''\
83	'''Slenderman: FlashStep CombatTentacles'''\
84	'''Noah: [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere flees]]'''
85	* During his fight with Enya in ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJoJo'', Jotaro says that he'll beat her by the next breath she takes. Enya claims that he's wrong, but Star Platinum sucks up all of the oxygen in the area and causes her to pass out.
86	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT9UNoV3R4E "This will be over before you find that flaw"]]
87	* From ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'' (Actually a 3 liner, but still...): "Time for a trip to the Recycle Bin, Phantom. And then, once you're in the Recycle Bin, I'm to to right-click on it and select "Empty recycle bin", because otherwise you'd just be taking up space. In other words, I'm going to kill you."
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