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17	->'''Sen. Lindsay Graham:''' Nah, I'm just asking where you were at on Christmas.\
18	'''Solicitor General Elena Kagan:''' ''(laughs)'' You know, like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant.\
19	''(Laughter from crowd)''\
20	'''Graham:''' Great answer!\
21	'''Sen. Patrick Leahy:''' I could just see that one coming...\
22	'''Sen. Chuck Schumer'''[[note]]Himself Jewish[[/note]]''':''' They're the only places open.
23	-->-- Senate confirmation hearings for Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, 2010
24
25	It's Christmas! Hooray! Hoorah! Lights everywhere! Presents! Family gatherings! And to top it off, a massive home-cooked dinner.
26
27	Except...
28
29	You're Jewish (and not of the [[InformedJudaism Informed]] sect). Or Muslim. Or Hindu. Or atheist. Or TheGrinch. Or [[IHaveNoSon you're estranged from your family]], or you simply don't have a family. Or you're a hungry Jehovah's Witness looking for a quick bite after the meeting. [[TropeCodifier Or a pack of dogs just ate the massive home-cooked dinner.]] Or you [[LastResortTakeout need a quick solution because]] you either burned the roast when you attempted to use OvenLogic, or it's still frozen solid because you (or [[MenCantKeepHouse your less domesticated spouse]]) failed to take it out of the freezer in a timely manner. Or you're just plain alone and bored. Or you're going to be out of town for several days and don't want to waste the food.
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31	Whatever the reason, the usual Christmas festivities are simply not possible for you. It's just another miserable winter's day, except that because you're off work (if you're lucky) you have even less to do than usual.
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33	What are you supposed to do? Well, you could go out... but virtually everything is closed.
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35	Except...
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37	There's that one Chinese place in town. It's still open! Grateful to find ''any'' human contact, you order the Peking duck and gorge yourself. Bonus points if you bond with the owners despite a language barrier. It's a happy Christmas for you after all!
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39	This has historically been TruthInTelevision. It is almost a tradition in some (non-Orthodox) Jewish circles to eat Chinese and go to the movies on Christmas. Note that this generally does ''not'' apply to chain restaurants serving Chinese food, which typically close for Christmas like everything else.
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41	!!Examples:
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45	[[folder:Comic Books]]
46	* In ''ComicBook/GrimmFairyTales 2013 Holiday Edition'', Sela, Liesel, Britney, and Robyn end up ordering 'disgusting amounts' of food from General Tso's Chinese restaurant after their Christmas feast is destroyed in a battle with [[TheKrampus Krampus]]'s minions.
47	* In ''ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Holiday Special'' #1, Harley takes a MallSanta out for dinner on Christmas Eve to thank him for saving her from a humbug that was stuck in her ear (ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext). The only place that is open is a kosher deli.
48	* ''[[Creator/MarvelComics Marvel Holiday Special 2011]]'' has [[ComicBook/FantasticFour The Thing]] and [[ComicBook/XMen Kitty Pryde]] get all of the Jewish superheroes together and have a Chinese food feast.
49	[[/folder]]
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51	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
52	* Referenced in the comic strip ''ComicStrip/StoneSoup'', with a Jewish character saying that the song "Jingle Bells" makes him hungry for Chinese food.
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55	[[folder:Fan Works]]
56	* [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/3370274 "Here to Stay is a New Bird"]] (a ''Film/{{Tron}}'' universe fic), Alan and Lora bail on the awful Encom Christmas party and end up in ''"the most traditional restaurant for a Christmas gone wrong – cheap, hole-in-the-wall Chinese"''
57	* In the ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}''-''Webcomic/SkinHorse'' fic [[http://archiveofourown.org/works/2810981/chapters/6307352 "To Grandmother's Secret Lab We Go,"]] Nick the Jewish cyborg helicopter complains that a Christmas rescue mission "has totally '''flaked''' with my busy schedule of watching movies and eating virtual lo mein."
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60	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
61	* Bostick in ''Film/TheBigYear.''
62	* In ''Film/AChristmasStory'', Mrs. Parker's turkey is eaten by the neighbors' dogs. Thinking quickly, Mr. Parker has them go out for Chinese, where they eat what Ralphie calls "Chinese Turkey" (really, Peking Duck) and sing Christmas carols with the owners.
63	* An early example in ''Film/TheMiracleOfTheBells''. A press agent meets a young actress on Christmas Eve who's far away from friends and family, and offers to spend the evening with her. Naturally, the only place open is a Chinese restaurant, and they turn out to be the only two customers, so the [[MagicalAsian the kindly and wise proprietor]] welcomes them in and offers them sage advice and astonishingly appropriate fortune cookies.
64	* Subverted in ''Film/TheSantaClause'': After Scott Calvin burns the Christmas Eve turkey, he tries to take his son to a Japanese restaurant. It's closed, so he takes him to a Denny's, which is filled with Japanese businessmen and fellow fathers who burned the turkey, at least one of them has bandages from hurting himself.
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67	[[folder:Literature]]
68	* In ''Literature/AmericanPsycho'', while on his way to a Christmas party, one of Patrick Bateman's associates alarms him of the growing influence of Japan and Japanese business in America. After this, Bateman feels compelled to murder the first Japanese bike messenger he sees and dump food his victim was carrying on top of his body, only to discover in doing so that his victim was actually Chinese, delivering food to a certain Sally Rubinstein.
69	* In ''Literature/EthanSuspended'' the title character mentions this as a family tradition.
70	* ''Literature/AGoodScentFromAStrangeMountain'': "Snow" is about a Vietnamese woman working as a waitress in a Chinese restaurant, who gives a man an order of chicken on Christmas Eve. She's surprised to hear that he doesn't celebrate Christmas, because he's Jewish. She thought all Americans celebrated Christmas and reflects on how Vietnamese celebrate every holiday no matter what their religion is.
71	* Lampshaded in ''Literature/LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff'' by Creator/ChristopherMoore. Biff recalls eating Chinese food on Joshua's birthday while they were studying with Balthazar the alchemist, and remarks that Jewish people in the modern world seem to have kept up this tradition.
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74	[[folder:Live Action TV]]
75	* ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'': Not the holiday precisely, but a similar idea. The setting has two PunnyName restaurants. One is called "Skip Church's" and is a Sunday Brunch place where Christians go in lieu of church. The other is "Miss Temple's", a Chinese restaurant frequented by Jews in lieu of synagogue.
76	* An episode of ''Series/TheBobNewhartShow'' has a Thanksgiving variant of this, with Emily leaving town to visit her parents and Bob staying home to spend the holiday getting plastered and ordering moo goo gai pan with Jerry, Howard, and Mr. Carlin. ("More goo to go!")
77	* Like many tropes about Jewish families, this one showed up in ''Series/BrooklynBridge''. The Berger/Silver family had Christmas dinner at a Chinese restaurant and the grandfather, utterly unsure of what blessing to say over the meal, settles for "''Boruch ata...'' Chinese food."
78	* ''Series/TheDailyShow'':
79	** Jon Stewart joked (while discussing UsefulNotes/BarackObama's Nobel Prize) that [[UsefulNotes/ArabIsraeliConflict Yasser Arafat]] got his Nobel Prize just for shaking hands with a Jew; and that if that was all it took to get a Nobel Prize, then, well, the owner of his local Chinese restaurant should get at least a dozen every Christmas.
80	** Also, [[http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/61wwxr/war-on-christmas---historical-fact-checking this]]:
81	-->'''"Ben Franklin"''': And if I may ask, how do you celebrate Christmas?
82	-->'''Jon Stewart''':''(pause)'' Chinese food and a movie, you know...
83	-->'''"Ben Franklin"''': Oooohhhh-ho-ho-oohhh, oh yes, you're a Hebrew. From your name I thought you were of the house of Tudor.
84	-->'''Jon Stewart''': I, uh, get that a lot...
85	* ''Series/HeadOfTheClass'' also has a Thanksgiving version, with Mr. Moore (the teacher) spending the holiday alone and the usually-antagonistic Dr. Samuels (the principal) escaping his in-laws. They happen to choose the same Chinese restaurant to go to, and bond.
86	* At the end of the ''Series/{{House}}'' episode "Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't," [[HollywoodAtheist House]] (an asshole who wouldn't want to attend any Christmas event he was invited to) and [[NiceJewishBoy Wilson]] (who besides being Jewish is about to go through his third divorce) go to House's apartment and order Chinese food on Christmas.
87	* On an episode of ''Series/TheNewlywedGame'', host Bob Eubanks asked the couples what was the last Jewish food they ate. One husband answered "chow mein".
88	* The ChristmasEpisode of ''Series/OddSquad'', "Reindeer Games", features Olive, Otto, Santa Claus and Lloyd (Santa's right-hand elf) chowing down on some Chinese food while Olive and Otto try and find the missing reindeer. [[BigEater Otto]] in particular, however, doesn't stop at Chinese food for a holiday meal -- he eats gingerbread, eggnog, and ''half of Santa's workshop.''
89	* The main family of ''Series/OutOfPractice'' order Chinese food on Thanksgiving when their turkey accidentally goes out the window. This ends in a bit of a BrickJoke when the food arrives and the man delivering it complains that his bike hit a turkey in the road.
90	* The ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' TV Funhouse sketch/song "Christmas for the Jews."
91	-->''They can finally see ''Film/{{King Kong\| 2005}}'' without waiting in line\
92	They can eat in Chinatown and drink their sweet-ass wine''
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95	[[folder:Music]]
96	* Straight No Chaser's "Christmas Can-Can". In the second verse one singer complains, "It's not fair if you're Jewish," and later adds, "I'm gonna get some Chinese food."
97	* A '60s novelty record by Tommy and the Greyhounds is titled "It's a Technicolor Christmas When You're Jewish (Because the Movie Houses Never Close)".
98	* The Waitresses' "Christmas Wrapping". The singer, a busy single woman, decides to do Christmas alone this year to unwind after a hectic year, while thinking back to a guy she met last year but could never connect with. At the end of the song, she heads out to "the only all-night grocery" for cranberries when she runs into the guy, who had decided to do Christmas alone this year as well. They end up celebrating together.
99	** Ska group Save Ferris did a cover of "Christmas Wrapping", re-writing the lyrics from a Jewish perspective.
100	--->What's a Jew to do today?\
101	L.A. is a ghost town\
102	Looks just like another year\
103	Of movies and Chinese food
104	* Website/YouTube musician Brandon Walker's breakout hit was about this, cleverly titled [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dukfZs3RGhw "Chinese Food on Christmas"]].
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107	[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
108	* In ''Series/ThePuzzlePlace'''s holiday special, the Jewish Jody cites going out for Chinese food and the movies as her family's typical activities on Christmas Eve.
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111	[[folder:Stand-Up Comedy]]
112	* In Creator/RobinWilliams' special ''Live On Broadway'', during his monologue about the Bible, he humorously imagined Jesus having the Last Supper in a Chinese restaurant.
113	-->'''Robin:''' And if he was Jewish, and many of his Disciples were Jewish, for the Last Supper, would they not have gone out for Chinese? I think so. (''in Chinese accent'') "Welcome to Yahweh. Hold on, no service, no sandal, okay, you can come in now. Hold on, you have twelve. All I got is 2 tables of six right now. They're not together... [[LastSupperSteal Wait a minute, I got one big table by the window, but you all have to face this way]]. All right. You are glowing, so I guess we don't need that lamp, that's very nice! And you've just turned a Szechuan chicken into a live chicken, you're very good!"
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116	[[folder:Webcomics]]
117	* In the ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell'' parody of ''Film/AChristmasStory'', the Dewclaws [[http://www.kevinandkell.com/2009/kk1224.html go to a restaurant]] run by [[NationalAnimalStereotypes pandas]].
118	* In the ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'' parody of ''Film/AChristmasStory'', the Narbons go to a Chinese restaurant after Dr Narbon blows up the street to get back at the neighbor's dogs. "[[http://narbonic.com/comic/conclusion-to-a-week-of-december-18-story/ At least, I think it was a restaurant]]".
119	* The [[https://satwcomic.com/non-holiday Christmas 2016]] strip of ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld'' shows Israel being served dinner by China.
120	[[/folder]]
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122	[[folder:Web Original]]
123	* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'''s take on ''Anime/TheTreeOfMight'' (which became a ChristmasEpisode), Tien and Chiaotzu are noted to be Jewish. In the WhereAreTheyNowEpilogue when it's revealed what everyone got for Christmas, they ate Chinese and went to a movie-namely, ''Film/YogiBear'' in 3D. Chiaotzu is no longer allowed to pick the movies.
124	* Discussed and inverted in [[https://notalwaysright.com/one-good-takeout-deserves-another/ this]] Website/NotAlwaysRight story, where a group of Chinese-Americans aware of this trope make a tradition out of visiting a Kosher deli-style restaurant on Christmas to "return the favor".
125	* ''WebVideo/YidLifeCrisis'' has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPSLWauwwZM an entire episode about it.]]
126	* Red of ''WebAnimation/OverlySarcasticProductions'' grew up in an interfaith household celebrating both Christmas and Hanukkah. As such, her family plays with the trope by having a big meal of homemade Chinese food on Christmas day.
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129	[[folder:Western Animation]]
130	* In ''WesternAnimation/ArthursPerfectChristmas'', Francine and her family are shown having takeout Chinese for dinner after celebrating the last night of Hanukkah the night before. When she and Muffy later reconcile after an earlier fight, Francine's family invites Muffy and her parents to the movies. Also Brain and his family are still at work at the ice cream shop because they celebrate Kwanzaa.
131	* Implied in ''WesternAnimation/GIJoeRenegades''. Christmas comes and most of the Joes aren't in the Christmas spirit. Nicky Lee, a.k.a. Tunnel Rat explains his feelings toward Christmas to the other Joes by saying his family owned a Chinese restaurant in Brooklyn.
132	* In ''Franchise/KungFuPanda Holiday Special'' there is a variant since the franchise is set in an animal version of [[UsefulNotes/DynastiesFromShangToQing Ancient China]]. Here, Mr. Ping runs a special Winter Festival party for all the lonely people with nowhere else to go, and pay extra for it.
133	* Happens at the end of ''WesternAnimation/MiloMurphysLaw'''s ChristmasEpisode when most of the cast ends up snowed in at the mall during a blizzard.
134	* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
135	** During a Christmas special song-and-dance, Krusty and his dad get a part where they sing " Even though we're not Gentile we get together for a while, and shoot the breeze and eat Chinese, 'cos Christmas time is here! Oy!"
136	** Another episode referenced the trope with the Elderly Jewish Man remembering his childhood Christmas.
137	** In the 2013 ChristmasEpisode opening sequence, Krusty and other Jewish characters are seen eating at a Chinese restaurant.
138	** Briefly mentioned in the episode where Krusty gets his bar mitzvah -- "On Christmas, you have to eat Chinese food" is treated as one of the rules of keeping kosher.
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140
141	[[folder:Real Life]]
142	* At the Supreme Court hearing for Elena Kagan, she was grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee on the Christmas Day Bomber. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC) asked her where she was on Christmas Day. She replied, "Like all Jews, I was probably at a Chinese restaurant."
143	* Completely inverted in Japan's case, where it's so hard to find Christmas Turkey that they order KFC for Christmas -- and KFC has to take reservations 3 months ahead of time!
144	* At least one Chinese restaurant in the historically Jewish Fairfax District of Los Angeles is certified kosher, so even Conservative or Orthodox Jews can enjoy.
145	* Also a tradition for many Christian families who ''do'' celebrate the holiday, mostly stemming from a belief that Christmas should be a day off and no one should have to cook a massive dinner (other than those who are paid to do so).
146	* In countries with a big Muslim population, whatever restaurants the local Muslims operate tend to take on this role, rather than Chinese - "Indian" (usually Bengali) in Britain, Morroccan in France, and so on.
147	** In Singapore, the local equivalent of this trope is Malay and Indian restaurants remaining open during Chinese New Year while most other restaurants are closed.
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