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13->'''C-3PO:''' Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!\
14'''Han Solo:''' Never tell me the odds!
15-->-- ''Franchise/StarWars Episode V: Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack''
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17A character is told by TheSmartGuy or StrawVulcan that [[IfMyCalculationsAreCorrect If His Calculations Are Correct]] then it's a MillionToOneChance of them succeeding and/or surviving. Naturally, the {{Determinator}} presses on anyway. [[HotBlooded Naturally, he succeeds]], [[ScienceIsUseless proving statistical analysis to be useless]].
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19And yes, no matter what, the moment ridiculous odds are mentioned, the probability of failure approaches zero (mostly due to the MillionToOneChance).
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21Website/{{Wikipedia}} calls this [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neglect_of_probability "neglect of probability."]] Contrast ILikeThoseOdds, which have a similarly badass sentiment. Related to NotHowImDyingDeclaration.
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24!!Examples:
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27[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
28* ''Anime/CodeGeass'':
29** In episode 2, Suzaku asks Cecile if his friend Lelouch can be alive she says that "It's possible, but the chances are close to zero." Unsurprisingly, it turns out that he is alive [[spoiler:and leads terrorist force against Britanian army]].
30** The penultimate episode has a countermeasure for the [[SphereOfDestruction FLEIJA superweapon]]; however, in order to work properly the user needs to input critical information 19 seconds before the explosion, and activated, the window of opportunity is only four-hundredths of a second. [[spoiler:Lelouch and Suzaku, working together, manage to pull it off.]]
31* Inverted in an episode of ''Anime/DaiGuard'': the HumongousMecha's primary weapon is damaged. When it goes back into combat with a backup, one pilot asks their chances of winning. The response: "You'll fight much better if you don't know."
32* Inverted in ''Manga/Eyeshield21''; not only does everyone ''want'' to know the odds, at one point, Hiruma reminds the team that 99% chance of winning is still 1% chance of losing. However, Hiruma will take the chance of winning if it is anything more than 0% (and he rarely says the odds are 0%).
33* ''Anime/GaoGaiGar'' does this several times. "With courage, 1% becomes 100%!"
34* Averted in ''Manga/{{Kaiji}}'', which is about gambling -- the path to success is to find a strategy or cheat that leaves as little as possible to chance. In the first season finale, [[spoiler:Kaiji's rigged lottery fails and he panics, taking a blind chance for the first time and missing an opening purposefully left him by the BigBad. He suffers a humiliating defeat]].
35* ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'': Misato ignores Ritsuko's estimations of the probability of success catching the tenth angel being 0.0000001% (one in a billion). The operations against Ramiel and Sahaquiel have a higher probability of success (still only a small fraction of a percent), which makes you wonder whether Ritsuko and the Magi supercomputers are cooking up numbers out of thin air. Once you know more about the EVA-01, the odds may have been ''way'' higher in the first place...
36* ''Manga/OnePiece'': When Kid, Killer, Apoo, and Hawkins are ambushed by [[WorldsStrongestMan Kaido]] (because [[spoiler:Apoo was already one of Kaido's underlings and had tricked the others into a meeting]]) who gives them an ultimatum: submit to him, or die. Hawkins used his clairvoyance to see they would have a 0% chance of survival if they fought back or attempted to flee, and a 40% chance of survival if he surrendered. While he gave up, Kid and Killer refused to submit despite the impossible odds and fought Kaido [[CurbStompBattle until they couldn't stand anymore]]. Nonetheless, they survived, if only because Kaido admired their tenacity and planned to torture them until they changed their minds or died.
37* Also happens enough times in ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann''. When [[spoiler:anti-spiral Nia]] tells Simon that the probability of success is less than one percent, Simon says that as long as it is not zero, it's as good as 100%. Lampshaded and taken BeyondTheImpossible when the Dai-Gurren Dan is faced with an actual ''zero percent chance.'' As [[spoiler:Lordgenome's head]] states: "This operation had a zero percent chance of succeeding, but it seems that theoretical calculations are pointless with you."
38%%* Dr. Ichigaki in ''Manga/YuYuHakusho''.
39* In the two-part episode of ''Anime/YuGiOhZEXAL'' where Yuma duels Charlie [=McCoy=], Charlie's [[ClingyMacGuffin Number]] gives him unearthly luck, enabling him to roll a six on his gamble-cards every time. Astral - who seems to have incredible skills with mathematics - keeps calculating how unlikely the odds of are of so many lucky rolls, and it gets annoying until it reaches the AnnoyingVideoGameHelper level.
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43* Said word for word by Naruto in ''FanFic/Team8'' about passing the chuunin exams.
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47* ''WesternAnimation/ThePiratesInAnAdventureWithScientists'': The Captain proposes storming the [=QV1=] to rescue [[PirateParrot Polly]].
48-->'''Charles Darwin:''' Us? Against the crownheads of the world on an impregnable warship? It's impossible odds!\
49'''Pirate Captain:''' It's only impossible if you stop to think about it!
50* ''Anime/RebuildOfEvangelion'' has Misato defying impossible odds practically [[OncePerEpisode once per movie]].
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54* ''Film/Apollo13'': When President Nixon starts asking for odds on the astronauts' safe return, Gene Kranz simply says, "We're not losing those men!" Inverted, in that he already knows the odds, but refuses to give them out.
55* ''Film/{{Barbarella}}'': Barbarella's spaceship is damaged in a [[SpaceX space]] hurricane. The computer tells her that chances of survival are 0 point 0000[[OhCrap 0h.. 0h... 0h...]] [[ElectronicSpeechImpediment 0hhhhh....]] Our heroine, of course, survives unharmed.
56%%* The ExpositoryThemeTune of ''Film/TheGunsOfNavarone'' mentions the incredible odds ''twice''.
57* ''Film/{{Interceptor}}'': The heroine comes up with a CrazyEnoughToWork plan while videoconferencing with the White House Situation Room, where a dweebish game theory specialist refuses to approve what he says has a 14% chance of working. She angrily replies that [[ItsTheOnlyWay every other option available has a 0% chance of working]].
58* In ''Film/{{Interstellar}}'', Cooper tries to dock the shuttle with the out of control spinning main vessel, in probably the most intense action scene in the whole movie.
59-->'''CASE:''' It is not possible.\
60'''Cooper:''' No. It's necessary.
61* Del Spooner from ''Film/IRobot'' hates robots due to a traffic accident in which a robot chose to save him instead of a small girl, simply because his chances of survival were better.[[note]]The robot was forced to do so based on The First Law of Robotics ("A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm") -- Spooner had the highest probability of survival, and logically the better choice to save first.[[/note]] In a flashback, Spooner can be seen begging the NS-4 to save the girl instead of him.
62-->'''Spooner:''' That girl was somebody's baby. 11% was more than enough. A human being would've known that.
63* ''Film/IronMan1'' features this exchange between Tony and [[VirtualSidekick his onboard AI]] during the final fight:
64-->'''Tony:''' Take me to maximum altitude.\
65'''JARVIS:''' With only 15% power, the odds of reaching that altitude are--\
66'''Tony:''' I ''know'' the math! Do it!
67* Before the Battle of Beruna in ''Film/TheLionTheWitchAndTheWardrobe'', a Narnian soldier informs Peter and his centaur general Oreius that the enemy has greater numbers.
68-->'''Oreius:''' Numbers do not win a battle.\
69'''Peter:''' No... but I bet they help.
70* In ''Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing'', when Aragorn suggests that Gondor march against Mordor as a diversion, Gimli comments, "Certainty of death, ''small'' chance of success... What are we waiting for?" On the other hand, Gimli is almost definitely well-aware of their history of not only surviving such odds, but winning outright, so he may just be working off a different set of statistics.
71* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
72** Lampshaded in ''Film/StarTrekGenerations'':
73--->'''Kirk:''' I take it the odds are against us and the situation is grim.\
74'''Picard:''' You could say that.\
75'''Kirk:''' You know, if Spock were here, he'd say that I was an irrational, illogical human being by taking on a mission like that. Sounds like fun!
76** This exchange between Spock and Kirk in ''Film/StarTrek2009'':
77--->'''Spock:''' Jim... the statistical likelihood that our plan will succeed is less than 4.3%.\
78'''Kirk:''' It'll work.\
79'''Spock:''' [[IfIDoNotReturn In the event that I do not return, please tell Lieutenant Uhura...]]\
80'''Kirk:''' Spock. ''It'll work''.
81* ''Franchise/StarWars'':
82** ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' is the {{Trope Namer|s}} here, although it happens elsewhere in the ''Star Wars'' works.
83** ''Film/RogueOne''. K-2SO is always able to provide the unfavorable odds. Unlike 3PO, he's able to understand people don't want to hear them.
84--->'''K-2SO:''' Would you like to know the probability of her using it against you? ''[referring to a blaster Jyn has]''\
85''[Cassian just looks at K-2SO]''\
86'''K-2SO:''' It's high.\
87'''Cassian Andor:''' Let's get going.\
88'''K-2SO:''' It's very high.
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92* At one point, Belgarion, the rather impetuous hero (and newly empowered sorcerer) of ''Literature/TheBelgariad'', attempts to bring a stillborn colt back to life. His grandfather, the ancient sorcerer Belgarath, tries to stop him, but he won't listen. When it works, his grandfather explains to him that he could have hurt or killed himself (which is what often happens to sorcerers who try to do the impossible,) because to bring something back to life ''you have to understand Death''. Up to now, it's turned out nobody understood Death ''that'' well. This becomes important later.
93* Because ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' runs on the TheoryOfNarrativeCausality, it's a universal law that million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.
94** In ''Literature/GuardsGuards'', the [[GenreSavvy characters note that saying "It's a million to one chance but it just might work" practically guarantees success]]. Needless to say, this leads to the comic relief team engaging in a painstaking process of rebalancing their odds of success to be ''exactly'' one in a million. By the time they're done, the archer who's supposed to hit the dragon's weak point as it flies overhead has been handicapped to truly amazing levels. [[spoiler:He then misses, naturally.]]
95** In ''Literature/EqualRites'', Esk tries a feat of magic which, if she'd actually studied magic, she'd know is impossible. [[AchievementsInIgnorance As she hasn't and doesn't, she succeeds]]. (It does have consequences later, though.)
96* ''Literature/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy1'' parodies this with the Heart of Gold, which is essentially powered by extremely slim odds of something happening.
97* ''Literature/TheMurderbotDiaries'': Murderbot has a risk assessment module, but [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial always complains about it being a cheap and inaccurate program]] whenever Murderbot is about do something risky. In ''Exit Strategy'', Murderbot goes to rescue Dr. Mensah and [[ItsTheOnlyWay just turns the risk assessment module off]].
98* ''Literature/ThePhantomTollbooth'': [[spoiler:Milo's quest was ''impossible'', but he did it anyway, because nobody told him it was impossible until after he was done.]]
99* In the first arc of ''Literature/{{Slayers}}'', Lina expresses a logical explanation for this trope: if you dwell on the fact that you only have a MillionToOneChance, you'll go in expecting to fail, which guarantees that you will.
100* ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'':
101** Rogue Squadron (mostly in the ''Literature/XWingSeries'', but also everywhere else) succeeds in so many "impossible" and "one-in-a-million" missions that their unofficial motto is, "Impossible is our stock in trade". Given that they were founded by the only two X-Wing pilots to survive the first Death Star...
102** In fact, disdain for the odds practically becomes Corellia's [[PlanetOfHats hat]]: Han Solo, Wedge Antilles, and Corran Horn all explain their NeverTellMeTheOdds styles with "I'm Corellian." Though Wedge, at least, does look at the odds and try to compensate for them, and Corran is annoyed that Han's managed to reinforce that hat to the point where Corellians are commonly seen as reckless gamblers.
103** In ''[[Literature/XWingSeries Isard's Revenge]]'', it's revealed that this has even rubbed off on Wedge's ''astromech droid'', who considers calculation of odds to be a waste of its valuable microprocessor time. Ironically, Corran's own droid "Whistler" (which was built and programmed on Corellia), is the one who received this response from Wedge's droid.
104* Literal variant: In ''Literature/TunnelInTheSky'', two students discuss whether to drop a survival course before their practical wilderness exam. One (who drops it) asks if the other has seen the casualty statistics on last year's class, and the other (who takes the exam and prevails) replies that he doesn't ''want'' to see them.
105* ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'': In ''Towers of Midnight'', Birgette tells Mat that the odds of getting back from the Tower of Ghenji are one in a thousand. Mat responds by taking out ten coins and predicting that when he throws them every single one will land heads up (1/1024 chance if you were wondering). They do, and Mat remarks that "for me, one in a thousand is good odds." Being ta'veren means that when Mat is around one in a thousand actually ''is'' good odds.
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109* ''Series/BlakesSeven'':
110** Usually averted, as battle computers are consulted as a routine strategy, especially by [[TheSpock stoic computer expert Avon]]. In "[[Recap/BlakesSevenS2E4Horizon Horizon]]", when Avon considers abandoning his colleagues and fleeing with the Liberator, he has Orac calculate the odds of succeeding with a CrewOfOne. Sometimes though he is disappointed.
111--->'''Avon:''' Zen, can we withstand an attack of this magnitude? \
112'''[[MasterComputer Zen]]:''' No information.\
113'''Avon:''' [[SarcasmMode Thank you, that's very helpful.]]
114** And this line from "[[Recap/BlakesSevenS3E10Ultraworld Ultraworld]]":
115--->'''Tarrant:''' It's a calculated risk.\
116'''Avon:''' Calculated on what -- your fingers?
117* ''Series/DoctorWho'':
118** Inverted in "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E10TheDoctorDances The Doctor Dances]]", in which Captain Jack actually asks for his odds of survival (and then, of course, defies them anyway). Notably, he doesn't try to fight them. Having been told he is dead, he has a drink and then gets rescued.
119** From "[[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E4TheDoctorsWife The Doctor's Wife]]":
120--->'''Idris:''' You were thinking you could build a working TARDIS console out of broken remnants of a hundred different models, and you don't care that it's impossible.\
121'''The Doctor:''' It's not impossible as long as we're alive.
122* ''Series/Halo2022'': In the Season One finale, Cortana tells Vannack that he has to pilot the exact path she's calculated through the gravitational forces or be [[FoldSpindleMutilation "spaghettified"]]. When Vannak wants to know why she didn't mention this before, Cortana cheerfully says their odds of success were already so low [[YouDoNotWantToKnow she didn't want to worry them]].
123* In the series premiere of ''Series/HoneyIShrunkTheKids'', "[[FantasticVoyagePlot Honey, We've Been Swallowed by Grandpa]]", Diane says it word-for-word when she, Wayne and Amy are navigating a kidney stone field when [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin they end up inside Diane's father's body]].
124* In the ''Series/StargateSG1'' episode "[[Recap/StargateSG1S1E17Solitudes Solitudes]]", Jack and Sam are stranded on a glacier on an unknown planet, and Sam starts calculating the odds that another team will find them before they freeze to death. Jack cuts her off before she can actually get to a number, and she sheepishly admits, "I think too much." [[spoiler:It turns out she's right -- going through all the possible gate addresses wouldn't have been helpful. Fortunately, they're actually in Antarctica...]]
125* ''Franchise/StarTrek'':
126** In ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', Spock often mentions the odds of the crew's success being very low. Naturally, Kirk presses on anyway.
127*** Averted in "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E25TheDevilInTheDark The Devil of the Dark]]". Spock predicts with extremely high odds that either he, Kirk, or both will survive the attempt to locate the Horta together. Unsurprisingly, he is correct.
128*** Also averted in "[[Recap/StarTrekS1E26ErrandOfMercy Errand of Mercy]]". Spock calculates very poor odds of attacking the Klingon headquarters. They attack anyway, and fail and are surrounded -- though they do make it as far as the commander's office.
129** ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'':
130*** Lampshaded on one occasion when Seven of Nine and Tuvok are discussing the captain's latest plan. Tuvok points out that it isn't the first time the captain has beaten the odds, to which Seven replies "She does seem to succeed more than random chance would allow. I'll add that to my calculations."
131*** In "[[Recap/StarTrekVoyagerS4E7ScientificMethod Scientific Method]]", when the crew discovers they have been boarded by cloaked aliens performing medical experiments, Captain Janeway has the ship fly into a binary pulsar (two stars close together) to force the aliens to evacuate before their cloaked ships are destroyed along with Voyager, despite Tuvok's warning that their odds of escaping certain death is 1 in 20.
132---->'''Janeway:''' I hope you were exaggerating about those odds, Tuvok.\
133'''Tuvok:''' I was ''not.''
134* The finale of ''Series/TomicaHeroRescueForce'' has the team repeatedly told that they only have a 0.1% chance of defeating the BigBad. This just prompts [[TheHero Hikaru]] to claim that with the power of their "[[HotBlooded Rescue Souls]]", they'll make it one thousand percent.
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138* In ''VideoGame/{{Derelict}}'', during the mission "Hail Mary", Lieutenant Mackie dismisses the odds and tells everyone to just get the job done. Considering the consequence for not getting the job done is [[spoiler:TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt]], this is a rather sensible reaction.
139* ''VideoGame/Halo3'' gives us this charmer:[[note]]The Elites naturally win this fight in a landslide, likely applying the same tactics they've been using against the UNSC for decades against the Brutes.[[/note]]
140-->'''Elite XO:''' Brute Ships! Staggered Line. Ship Master! They outnumber us 3 to 1!\
141'''Ship Master:''' Then it is an even fight. All ships fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!
142* {{Inverted|Trope}} in ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2'':
143-->'''Rochelle:''' Nick, what do you think the odds are that the swamp people are still alive?\
144'''Nick:''' You mean, [[TechnicallyLivingZombie alive Infected]], or alive and not zombies?\
145'''Rochelle:''' Not zombies.\
146'''Nick:''' 100 to 1.\
147'''Rochelle:''' Sounds about right.
148* In ''VideoGame/MinecraftStoryMode'', this is directly referenced.
149-->'''PAMA:''' The odds of you successfully defeating me are 3720 to 1.\
150'''Jesse:''' Never tell me the odds!
151* In ''VideoGame/RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal'':
152-->'''Big Al:''' I estimate our odds at approximately 1 in 63 million... give or take.\
153'''Ratchet:''' Hey, that's, uhh... well, you know, not so bad.
154* In ''VideoGame/SpaceQuestVIRogerWilcoInTheSpinalFrontier'', the shuttle's automatic co-pilot, [[PunnyName Manuel Auxverride]], tells Roger he's "97.2 percent certain" he can get the shuttle to Delta Burksulon V after damage caused by a NegativeSpaceWedgie is repaired. Roger questions the odds:
155-->'''Roger:''' Why only 97.2 percent?\
156'''Manuel:''' I judged 97.2 to sound more hip to our audience than would 100. You would have to mention it.\
157'''Roger:''' Sorry.\
158'''Manuel:''' Don't apologize to me. It's the players you ruined it for.
159* ''VideoGame/StarShiftRebellion'': When the party learns [[spoiler:Kern used the Eye of Providence to see the past, future, and other possible timelines, Soren asks what chance they have of beating him. Chronus-13/Zeron answers 27.9%, which the party isn't pleased to hear]].
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163%%* Han Solo's use of the phrase is referenced in [[http://www.cinemabums.com/?p=482 this]] ''Webcomic/CinemaBums'' strip.
164%%* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' references the ''Franchise/StarWars'' example [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-04 here.]]
165* Forgath lifts the exact quote in [[http://www.goblinscomic.com/comic/01152013/ this page]] of ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}''.
166%%* The classic ''Franchise/StarWars'' example is mocked and inverted in [[http://irregularwebcomic.net/482.html this]] ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' strip.
167* {{Inverted|Trope}} in the author's notes of [[http://leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=201 this]] ''Webcomic/LeftoverSoup'' comic. The captain asks the android where the hell [[LudicrousPrecision four significant digits]] came from. Logically enough, the android exploited the fact that ComputersAreFast and did a weighted average of about two million similar cases -- and even took into account the fact that the captain defies the odds on a regular basis! Even after all that, the odds are abysmal, so the captain [[SubvertedTrope decides to accept the android's advice and take the long route]].
168* Both Elan and Vaarsuvius {{lampshade|Hanging}} this trope in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' when a tiny demon succeeds in summoning a hugely powerful ally against all probability.
169-->'''Vaarsuvius:''' ''[sigh]'' And once again, Probability proves itself willing to sneak into a back alley and service Drama as would a copper-piece harlot.
170* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20020731.html this]] ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'' strip. True enough, they escape afterward, but they find an alternate -- and more statistically sound -- method to do so.
171%%* [[http://spacetrawler.com/2010/04/19/spacetrawler-33/ This page]] of ''Webcomic/{{Spacetrawler}}''.
172%%* Parodied in ''Webcomic/{{Starslip}}'' [[http://www.starslip.com/archive/20081211.shtml here.]]
173* Spoofed in ''Webcomic/{{Vexxarr}}'' when Minionbot talks about how he's now living his dream to fight implacable enemies and beat them [[http://www.vexxarr.com/archive.php?seldate=090712 against impossible odds.]]
174-->'''Minionbot:''' It turns out the modifier ''impossible'' was chosen [[ThisIsGonnaSuck more for accuracy than color]].
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178* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'''s ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'' parody "[[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuyPresentsLaughItUpFuzzball Something, Something, Something Dark Side]]":
179-->'''C-3PO/Quagmire:''' Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are 2-1!\
180'''Han/Peter:''' Never tell me the o-- oh. Actually, that's not bad. Yeah, let's, let's keep going.
181* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Ninjago}}'' episode "[[Recap/NinjagoS1E13DayOfTheGreatDevourer Day of the Great Devourer]]", as the Ninja are escaping the titular serpent, Zane says the probability of making it to Scattered canyon is less than 8%. Nya says "Never tell me the odds!" in response.
182* One smart astronaut in the ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'' episode "[[Recap/SamuraiJackS1E5JackInSpace Jack in Space]]" keeps giving impossibly high odds throughout the entire episode. Jack beat his odds every time.
183* The ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsRebels'' episode "[[Recap/StarWarsRebelsS3E07TheWynkahthuJob The Wynkahthu Job]]" has a variant:
184-->'''AP-5:''' Estimating mission success at 38.5%.\
185'''Kanan:''' 38.5%? This was ''your'' plan!\
186'''AP-5:''' I have factored that in. Without me, your chances are almost zero.
187* This exchange from ''WesternAnimation/TitanMaximum'':
188-->'''Palmer:''' Willie! What are the odds [Titan] Maximum could make it through that beam without all our genitals fusing into glass?\
189'''Willie:''' Um... zero percent.\
190'''Palmer:''' Zero zero? Or 'I'm a wah wah sissy baby and I want my blankie and my baa-baa' zero? Which one, I'm just curious.\
191[...]\
192'''Willie:''' Point zero zero three percent.\
193'''Palmer:''' Sweet!
194* In ''WesternAnimation/TransformersAnimated'', Sentinel Prime orders Jazz to bring the ship to full power and take the route through an ion storm, as it is the quickest way back to Cybertron. Jazz states why both reasons are a bad idea. His response: he pulls rank on him and threatens to throw him into the brig with the Decepticons imprisoned on the ship. [[spoiler:It doesn't end well, but for different reasons...]]
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198* During the 1950s Korean war, General [=MacArthur=] gave his plan of landing 70,000 US troops far behind the North Korean lines a chance of 5000 to 1 of succeeding. It proved to be a dramatic turning point in a previously losing war.
199* Admiral John Jervis at the Battle of Cape St Vincent came up with a fairly good version of this. As his captain called out the number of enemy ships and reached 27 to Jervis's 15 he responded "Enough, sir, no more of that; the die is cast, and if there are fifty sail I will go through them". There were 28 ships in all, he did go through them and he did win.
200* Sun Tzu said the strength of an army is not measured in its numbers but in its unity. This has been borne out time and time again in history.
201* During the Imjin War, Korea wanted to scrap its navy because it had 13 ships left after a major defeat, while the Japanese still had hundreds. Korean admiral Yi-Sun Sin instead decided to use those ships in a last stand, and through masterful use of the currents at the Myeongnyang Strait he defeated an enemy force of 130 warships.
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