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4->'''Harry:''' ''[holding up three fingers]'' How many fingers am I holding up, Marv?\
5'''Marv:''' ''[seeing double after getting crowned by a brick]'' Mmmhmmmmm... eight?
6-->-- ''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork''
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8A StockPhrase used to evaluate a person's mental capabilities or vision when they have experienced head trauma or [[BlindWithoutEm lost their glasses]]. A person will ask them "How many fingers am I holding up?" They can receive a wide variety of responses, such as:
9* The patient is [[SingleMaltVision seeing double]].
10* The evaluator is not holding up any fingers and the patient calls them out on it.
11* The patient [[NonSequiturThud says something nonsensical]] and then falls down again.
12* The patient is perfectly fine, but lacks the ability to count the fingers due to blindness or innumeracy.
13* The patient gets snarky, asking how many fingers ''they're'' holding up.[[labelnote:+]]The correct answer is [[FlippingTheBird "one"]]. Possibly two if you're British. And that one finger can vary depending on where you are.[[/labelnote]]
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15Generally, this is not a reliable nor scientific means of accurately accessing the extent of a patient's injuries.
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17Not to be confused with how many fingers a person ''has''-- that's FourFingeredHands. If a character is an amputee who is missing fingers, or from a species with more fingers than humans, this trope may be played for laughs.
18----
19!!Examples:
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23[[folder:Advertising]]
24* Happened in an old [=McDonald=]'s commercial, when a young girl has just had to get glasses. Afterwards, when the family is at [=McDonald=]'s afterwards, her brother waves two french fries in front of her face and asks how many she sees. The girl snatches the fries out of his hand, replies "none", then eats them.
25* Appears in a Dr. Pepper commercial, between a boxer and his coach.
26-->'''Coach:''' How many fingers am I holding up?\
27'''Boxer:''' Twenty-three!
28[[/folder]]
29
30[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
31* During the "Attempte Suicide" chapter of ''Manga/FrankenFran'', after one character is shot to pieces, he comes to in Fran's operating room. His first sight is Fran, holding up a finger and a flashlight, asking him "How many fingers?" before seeing if his eyes follow the light.
32* ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'':
33** ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureDiamondIsUnbreakable Diamond is Unbreakable]]'': After Josuke heals Koichi from a near-fatal wound, he does this. Unusually, he uses both hands. (Two fingers on one, three fingers on the other; Koichi correctly answers "Five".)
34** ''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureSteelBallRun Steel Ball Run]]'': Following the fight with Ringo Roadagain, Gyro presents another of his gags by asking Johnny how many fingers he's holding up. Johnny replies with four, then Gyro quickly swifts his hand to make it a zero.
35* One scene in ''Manga/MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro'' has Neuro asking this to Yako, while he has his hand morphed into some sort of EldritchAbomination which makes answering the question rather difficult.
36* One of the legends from Blefuscu, the island where ''Manga/TheVoynichHotel'' resides, tells of the time when Tenebrarum was shot with an [[PoisonedWeapons arrow covered in witch-killing poison]]; her little sister held up twelve fingers in one hand, asking such a question. While she answered correctly, it was ultimately useless, as Tenebrarum died and was buried in the same place where the hotel stands today.
37[[/folder]]
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39[[folder:Comic Books]]
40* Melaka ''ComicBook/{{Fray}}'' is being trained by the demon Urkonn. [[TrainingFromHell He starts by throwing a girder at her face]]. Cut to Fray lying on the ground.
41-->'''Urkonn''': (''kneeling over her'') How many claws am I holding up?\
42'''Fray''': You hib me ib the face wib a whole girder!\
43'''Urkonn''': You were meant to duck.
44[[/folder]]
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46[[folder:Comic Strips]]
47* On ''ComicStrip/{{Foxtrot}}'', Andy asks Roger how his ballgame with Peter went. ("Ball game?" "Peter?") Andy realizes that Roger's out of it, and asks him how many fingers she's holding up ("Fingers?"), confirming that he got beaned with the ball.
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50[[folder:Fan Works]]
51* In the ''Manga/{{Bleach}}'' fic ''Fanfic/WinterWar,'' Ise Nanao tries this on Orihime after [[spoiler: Orihime overexerts her power by rejecting Ichigo's Hollow's control over him.]]
52-->"How many fingers am I holding up?" Ise asked Orihime, very nicely. She waved her hand in front of Orihime.\
53"Lots and lots," Orihime said. She kept on trying to add two and two together and getting the wrong answer. "But it's very pretty," she added, in case she'd hurt Ise's feelings.
54* In ''Fanfic/DividedRainbow'', since Rarity the unicorn has hooves instead of hands, she levitates some stones up and asks Lero to blink the number she's holding up.
55* Used quite famously in ''VideoGame/HetaOni'', during the scene where [[spoiler: England goes blind in one of the loops]].
56* In ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries'', Joey asks a {{Heroic BSOD}}ing Yugi this question with a closed hand, and [[YesNoAnswerInterpretation takes his lack of response]] as a correct answer.
57-->"How many fingers am I holding up? *Beat* that's right, zero! Man, you're good at this game."
58* ''Fanfic/DungeonKeeperAmi'': In [[https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/dungeon-keeper-ami-sailor-moon-dungeon-keeper-story-only-thread.30066/post-6355804 "No Wonder Cure"]], Ami uses this to test someone's eyes after they've been restored:
59--> Mercury answered. "Can you see me properly?" she asked Ulrich. "How many fingers am I holding up?"\
60[...]\
61"F-four, [[spoiler:your Majesty]]."\
62She smiled, nodding once. "Good! Now, what about depth perception? Um, what could I use..."
63* Simon does this to a balance-impaired Wash in ''{{Series/Firefly}}'' “[[https://fanfiction.net/s/4948425/1/Fever Fever]]”, after he takes a fall. He answers “two and a half?”. He’s not very sick aside from being light headed and sneezing, but Kaylee gets very sick.
64* In the Literature/{{Discworld}} of Creator/AAPessimal, young Witch Rebecka Smith-Rhodes is roped into providing medical cover at a sporting event. Her first patient is a cricketer who has not grasped that it's better to catch the ball in your hands, rather than on your head.
65-->How many fingers am I holding up? (beat) How many ''hands'' am I holding up?
66* ''Fanfic/ThePalaververse'': ''Wedding March'': Sweetie Belle tries to evaluate Celestia after she got beat bad, using hooves instead of fingers, but it's hard to mistake 1 of something, and a pony can only hold up 1 or 2 hooves:
67--> “We can check!” said one of the fillies, Sweetie Belle. “Somepony check her pulse. Princess, how many hooves am I holding up?”\
68“Er,” replied Celestia, [...] Sweetie Belle held up one hoof and gave Celestia an expectant look. “One? But—”
69[[/folder]]
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71[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
72* In ''WesternAnimation/TheBossBabyFamilyBusiness'', Baby Tina asks Tim how many fingers she's holding up after he faints upon learning she is a Boss Baby and can talk. He answers "Thursday?"
73* In ''WesternAnimation/FindingNemo'', overprotective dad Marlin lacks fingers to hold up, so he asks a dazed Nemo, "How many stripes do I have?" Nemo replies "Three" without even looking; Marlin counts his own stripes and is surprised to realize that's the correct answer.
74* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Hercules}}'', there's a variation, in that the person asking the question isn't very good with numbers:
75-->'''Phil:''' Kid, kid, kid, how many horns do you see?\
76'''Herc:''' Six...?\
77'''Phil:''' Eh, close enough. Let's get you cleaned up.
78* In ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeCollisionCourse'', there's yet another variation.
79-->'''Manny:''' How many tusks do I have?\
80'''Crash:''' Tree...\
81'''Manny:''' Three?\
82'''Crash:''' No. TREE!\
83A tree behind them falls down.
84[[/folder]]
85
86[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
87* Asked in the first ''Film/AlvinAndTheChipmunks'' movie when it's discovered that Simon [[BlindWithoutEm has terrible eyesight]]. Simon's less-than-comforting response prompts Dave to get him his trademark NerdGlasses.
88-->'''Dave''': How many fingers am I holding up?\
89'''Simon''': Four. No no no no... Eight? Counting your thumb? Wait, wait, wait... Six. Final answer is six.
90* From the first ''Film/TheMightyDucks'' movie, after Karp blocks a shot with his head:
91-->'''Coach Bombay:''' Karp, How many fingers am I holding up?\
92'''Peter:''' He wouldn't know that anyway.\
93'''Bombay:''' Shut up, Peter.
94* After [=McCoy=] is arrested for Spock-related reasons in ''Film/{{Star Trek III|The Search for Spock}}'', Kirk asks him this question while doing the Vulcan salute.
95-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' That's not very damn funny.
96* In ''Film/HomeAlone2LostInNewYork'', the bad guys did this after Marv was hit by a brick. Harry was holding up two fingers (plus a thumb). Marv was suffering double vision (as we saw from his own viewpoint), but even got ''that'' answer wrong by saying "eight".
97* ''Film/TheComicBookMan'':
98-->'''Dr. Von Bon Bon:''' Let me try somesing...[holds up four fingers] How many fingers am I holding up?\
99'''Josh:''' [a word balloon appears: "Four fingers."]\
100'''Dr. Von Bon Bon:''' Good. [Holds up two fingers] And now how many fingers?\
101'''Josh:''' [a word balloon appears: "Two fingers."]\
102'''Dr. Von Bon Bon:''' Good! [Opens his hand] And now how many? [Before Josh can answer, he slaps him hard in the face and begins to shake him] SNAP OUT OF IT!
103* ''Film/TheEmperorsNewClothes'' (2001)
104-->''[Napoleon Bonaparte slips and hits his head on the cobblestones]''\
105'''Truchaut:''' Sergeant! Sergeant Lenormand, are you all right? Can you hear me? ''[no response]''\
106'''Dr. Lambert:''' Listen to me. How many fingers can you see? ''[no response]''\
107'''Truchaut:''' What is your name?\
108'''Napoleon Bonaparte:''' Emperor Napoleon.
109* ''Film/MaximumOverdrive'':
110-->'''Bill Robinson:''' Look here, how many fingers you see, huh? Eight? Twelve?\
111'''Duncan:''' Okay, so I got a little double vision, but it's clearin' up, Bill.
112* ''Series/{{Porridge}}'':
113-->''[Godber bangs his head on the goalpost]''\
114'''Mackay:''' ''[holds up one finger]'' How many fingers am I holding up?\
115'''Godber:''' You can't fool me sir, five.
116* ''Film/SeeNoEvilHearNoEvil'':
117-->'''Dave:''' ''[doesn't hold up any fingers]'' How many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now?\
118'''Wally:''' Three!\
119'''Dave:''' That's good. That's pretty good, considering that he's blind.
120* ''Film/LittleManTate'':
121-->'''Jane:''' Damon? How many fingers?\
122'''Damon:''' Orange.
123* In ''Film/BruceAlmighty'', Bruce tests God's omniscience by asking "how many fingers am I holding up" with his hands behind his back, rapidly changing them as God answers correctly. Fed up, Bruce decides to cheat by holding up seven fingers, five on his right hand and two on his left, and then quickly folding up the two on his left hand as God answers. Bruce then holds out his right hand triumphantly... only to notice that God instantaneously [[ExtraDigits altered the anatomy of his hand to include two extra fingers]] to validate his answer.
124* In ''Film/JustLikeHeaven'', a skeptical character is told by his friend that there's a ghost in the room with them. As proof, he puts his hand behind his back where only the ghost can see it and asks his friend how many fingers the ghost says she sees. After a few correct answers, he tries a different "gesture," leading the ghost to comment, "He's [[FlippingTheBird flipping me off]]."
125* ''Film/MyCousinVinny'': Vinny uses this to test a witness's eyesight, but it goes wrong due to the judge ComicallyMissingThePoint:
126-->'''Vinny:''' How far away were the defendants when you saw them enterin' the Sac-o-Suds?\
127'''Mrs. Riley:''' About 100 feet.\
128''[Vinny measures out 50 feet, then stands 50 feet away and holds up two fingers]''\
129'''Vinny:''' All right, this is 50 feet. That's half the distance. How many fingers am I holding up?\
130'''Judge:''' Let the record show that the counselor is holding up 2 fingers.
131* In the high school football movie ''Film/VarsityBlues'', one of the beefier linemen is knocked cold, leading to the following exchange (paraphrased, feel free to correct).
132-->'''Trainer''': How many fingers am I holding up?\
133'''Lineman''': Uh...\
134'''Quarterback''': No, no, it's gotta be true-false. Billy-bob, the man is holding up some fingers, true or false?
135-->'''Lineman''': Uh...true?
136-->'''Quarterback''': He's fine.
137* ''Film/AKidInKingArthursCourt'': "How many fingers am I holding up?" "That's a bit off topic right now." * faints* .
138* In ''Film/PatchAdams'', a fellow psychaiatric patient Arthur Mendelson comes up to everybody (including Patch), holding up four fingers and asking how many. When Patch responds "Four?", shouts "No! Look beyond the fingers!" Patch, staring long at his fingers, lets his vision blur until he responds "Eight?", satisfying Arthur enormously.
139* In ''Film/WeddingCrashers'', Zach asks this to Jeremy, but wiggles his fingers around.
140* ''Film/BillAndTedsBogusJourney'':
141--> '''Ted:''' Ted, if you're really [future] me, how many fingers am I about to hold up?
142--> '''Evil Robot Ted:''' Three.
143--> '''Ted:''' Whoa!
144* In ''Film/TheThreeStooges'', Moe would often ask this question before giving his signature EyePoke.
145* In ''Film/TheLifeAquaticWithSteveZissou'', Steve asks this to Ned after [[spoiler: he is knocked out by pirates.]]
146--> '''Steve:''' Ned, how many fingers am I holdin' up?
147--> '''Ned:''' I don't know. That's not my job. Too many to tell. How many fingers—
148--> '''Steve:''' He's gonna be just fine.
149* ''Film/TheAdventuresOfElmoInGrouchland'': Elmo passes out after Oscar [[spoiler: sneezes into his blanket and throws it into his trash can]]. Baby Bear asks Elmo the trope, but before he could answer...
150-->'''The Count:''' Two. There are two fingers. Hahaha! ''[Thunder Clap]''
151* In ''Film/McFarlandUSA'', Coach White (an assistant coach) does this early in the movie, holding a kid out of the game for answering "September?" It causes friction between him and the head coach.
152* ''Film/GhostInTheShell2017''. Major does the FlippingTheBird version when Batou gets his cybernetic eyes installed.
153* ''Film/{{Creed|2015}}'': During the final match, Donnie's left eye is swollen shut from taking so many hits. The refereee comes over to his corner and does this to test if he can see enough to continue the match. Donnie actually can't see out of that eye, but one of his cornermen taps the answer on the back of his neck where the referee can't see.
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156[[folder:Literature]]
157* Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'':
158** In ''Literature/MakingMoney'', Igor asks this from Hubert Turvy. Hubert replies "thirteen".
159---> '''Igor:'''(putting the jar away) Very good, thur! Well done!
160** In ''Literature/MonstrousRegiment'', after getting this from an Igor, Maladict replies "You know, that is something an Igor should never say."
161** ''Literature/MenAtArms'':
162***
163---->'''Carrot:''' How many fingers am I holding up, sir?\
164'''Vimes:''' Bleargh...\
165'''Carrot:''' How many hands then?\
166'''Vimes:''' Uhh... four?
167*** Cuddy asks this of Detritus, several times. Only once does he ask it to see if Detritus is hurt, though; the rest of the time he’s either making fun of him or trying to teach him to count.
168** In ''Literature/WitchesAbroad'', when a farmhouse is dropped on Nanny Ogg's head, forcing her hat down over her eyes:
169--->'''Granny''': Gytha? How many fingers am I holding up?
170--->'''Nanny''': Wha' fingers? 'S'all gone dark.
171* ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'': PlayedForHorror in the torture scene, where Inner Party member [[spoiler:O'Brien]] holds up four fingers and, using ElectricTorture, [[TwoPlusTortureEqualsFive forces Winston to see five]].
172-->'How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?'\
173'Four.'\
174'And if the party says that it is not four but five -- then how many?'\
175'Four.'\
176The word ended in a gasp of pain. The needle of the dial had shot up to fifty-five.
177* From one of Katherine Applegate's ''Literature/ChathamIsland'' books in response to a blind character being perceptive.
178-->'''Nina:''' You're not really blind at all are you? How many fingers am I holding up?\
179'''Ben:''' One. The middle one. That was too easy.
180* ''Literature/CatchTwentyTwo'': Yossarian, claiming to see everything twice, was subjected to this test. Interestingly, he responded "two" (as in two fingers) ''regardless'' of how many fingers were held up. The doctors conclude that he does, indeed, see everything twice. He was subsequently considered cured when he responded "one" instead, in the same way.
181* In Shanna Swendson's ''Literature/EnchantedInc'', how Owen tests Katie for a concussion.
182* In Creator/JohnCWright's ''Literature/CountToATrillion'', [[TheMedic the doctor]] tries this on Menelaus, who answers "Fifteen" without even looking up from what he's doing.
183* Godmother Elena does this in ''Literature/OneGoodKnight'', to confirm that Andie really ''does'' need that cure-a-concussion spell.
184* In ''Literature/TheNameOfTheWind'', when Kvothe is asked this on his University entrance exam, it's a trick question: the asker is holding up extra fingers on the hand that's under the table. (Hence the correct answer is "somewhere between one and six.")
185* During the football game in ''Franchise/{{Mash}}'', Duke and Hawkeye team up to take the opposing team's star player out of the game with a nasty double tackle. When his coach asks him the classic question after he is carried off the field, the answer is "fifteen".
186* ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'': Bob asks this of Harry Dresden after Harry's voodoo doll of Chicago blows up while Harry was using it. [[spoiler: Bob is a spirit of intellect inhabiting a skull.]]
187* ''[[Literature/CiaphasCain Duty Calls]]'': Alluded to when Cain decides to check himself out of the hospital after suffering a concussion.
188--> "I'd advise against it," the chirugeon had told me, holding up an indeterminate number of blurry fingers in front of my eyes.
189* ''Literature/SavingMax'': After Jonas is injured, Nurse Kreng says, "Now, look at my fingers. How many do you see?" Jonas is TheUnintelligible and can't answer her.
190* ''Literature/GrandmasterOfDemonicCultivationMoDaoZuShi'': Lan Wangji falls right asleep after a cup of wine, then later wakes up and uncharacteristically hits Wen Ning in a childish manner while wearing his shoes on opposite feet. Suspicious, Wei Wuxian holds up two fingers to check if his companion is sober. Lan Wangji responds by using both of his hands to grab Wei Wuxian's fingers, much to the latter's bewilderment.
191* ''Literature/TheRoosevelt'': In ''Carry the Ocean'', Emmet shows off his peripheral vision by correctly counting Jeremey's fingers without looking directly at them.
192* In ''Literature/AlmostPerfect'', Logan arrives at Laura's dorm room with a huge goose egg from [[spoiler:getting punched by Sage's dad, who blames him for her getting beaten up]]. Laura's roommate Ebony, a nursing student, asks him, "How many fingers do you see?" Logan answers, "Three."
193* ''Literature/TheSpeedOfSound'': In ''The Sound of Echoes'', Caitlin talks to her husband Peter on the phone while spying on him and their kids through security cameras. When he realizes she can see him, he says, "How many fingers am I holding up?" Caitlin says, "Three. [[FlippingTheBird Don't you dare hold up one.]]"
194* ''Literature/AreYouSeeingMe'': When Justine [[spoiler:wakes up in the hospital after being injured in an earthquake]], Perry holds up two fingers and asks, "How many fingers am I holding up?" Justine answers, "Seven."
195[[/folder]]
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197[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
198* In ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'', "My Musical," they did this in song:
199-->'''JD:''' How many fingers do you see?\
200'''Elliot:''' Call 911 emergency.
201* Used hilariously in ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' after Ryan Stiles accidentally rams his head into the neon sign on Drew Carey's desk and breaks it.
202-->'''Drew:''' How many fingers am I holding up? ''(waves fingers frantically)''
203-->'''Ryan:''' ''(pauses for a second)'' Four?
204-->'''Drew:''' Close enough.
205-->'''Ryan:''' How about me? ''[[FlippingTheBird (gives the finger)]]''
206* ''Series/DrQuinnMedicineWoman'':
207-->'''Dr. Quinn:''' Horace, are you all right?\
208'''Jake:''' How many fingers?\
209'''Horace:''' Chocolate.\
210'''Dr. Quinn:''' I think he's finished for the day.
211* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'':
212-->'''Al:''' Oh my God! Those women have brainwashed him. We'll have to deprogram him! [holds up two fingers] Quick, how many fingers am I holding up? [pokes Jefferson in the eyes]\
213'''Jefferson:''' Whoa, thanks Al. They almost had me that time.
214* ''Series/TheWestWing'' episode "Evidence of Things Not Seen".
215-->[The White House has just been fired upon]
216-->'''President Josiah Bartlet:''' Will, are you alright? How many fingers am I holding up?\
217'''Will Bailey:''' Who's Will, sir?
218* In ''Series/{{Friends}}'', when Monica is trying to put eyedrops in Rachel's eyes but Rachel is not making it easy for her:
219-->'''Monica:''' (not bothering to hold up any fingers) How many fingers am I holding up?
220-->'''Rachel:''' (obviously has her eyes squeezed shut) Umm... four?
221-->'''Monica:''' Oh my God, I was thinking four!
222* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'': THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!
223** Which is a reference to Literature/NineteenEightyFour below, both Winston and Picard admit to seeing five at the end.
224* The NonSequiturThud variation occurs in ''Series/PoliceSquad'', when The Champ is beaten in a boxing match.
225-->'''Coach:''' Champ!? How many fingers do you see?
226-->'''The Champ:''' Thursday... ''(collapses)''
227* Played with in ''Series/TeenWolf'' during a brutal lacrosse game. The coach asks a player how many fingers while holding up two. The player answers four. The coach's response is to tell him to say two and then pronounces him fit to carry on playing.
228* Humorously subverted in ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' when Riley asks this of the groggy Graham. He replies, "Seventeen", in reference to Spike, Hostile 17, who was the guy who hit him.
229* ''Series/{{Angel}}'': In "[[Recap/AngelS05E15AHoleInTheWorld A Hole in the World]]", Spike does this sarcastically when he gets fed up with Drogyn, who hates being asked questions since he CannotTellALie.
230--> "Why do you think we're here?" (Drogyn moves closer) ""And what's your favourite colour, what's your favourite song, who's the goalkeeper for Manchester Utd and how many fingers am I holding up?" (gives him a two-fingered salute)
231* In an episode of ''Series/FatherTed'', Ted uses this trope in an effort to see how (relatively) sober Jack is.[[note]]This is after Jack drank, of all things, ''Toilet Duck''.[[/note]] Jack amazingly gives the right answer, but the camera then cuts to his POV, to show a satanic figure waving a collection of glowing fingers all roughly the size of baseball bats.
232* ''Series/SaluteYourShorts''
233-->'''Telly''': How many fingers am I holding up?\
234'''Michael''': How many fingers am ''I'' holding up?
235* Non-head-trauma-related example in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Planet of the Dead": The Doctor uses this to test a woman's psychic abilities by holding his hand behind his back and asking how many fingers. The woman answers correctly, The Doctor raises another finger without saying anything, and she answers correctly again.
236* Chrissy turns this trope into one of her DumbBlonde moments on ''Series/ThreesCompany'' after hitting her head:
237-->'''Jack:''' Chrissy, focus in. ''(holds up two fingers)'' How many fingers do you see?
238-->'''Chrissy:''' Five.
239-->'''Jack and Janet:''' Five?!
240-->'''Chrissy:''' ''(nods)'' Two in a V and three folded down.
241-->'''Jack:''' It's okay, she's normal.
242* ''Series/RoboCopPrimeDirectives'' includes a scene with the titular character as the victim and a surviving researcher as the asker.
243* Used by Lisbon on a female suspect on an episode of ''Series/TheMentalist''. There was ''no'' response-- the suspect had been poisoned, passed out and died shortly afterward.
244** Jane gets it, too, and quickly brushes off the question with 'six'.
245* One of the first signs of Series/JohnDoe's unusual nature. He responds to the question using medical jargon to explain why the thumb is not technically considered a "finger."
246* Similar to the ''Series/DoctorWho'' example above, this was used on Shawn on ''Series/{{Psych}}'' to test his "psychic" abilities. Shawn only got it right because he could see the man's hand reflected by the blank TV screen and a mirror.
247* On ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', this was once a category on ''Celebrity Series/{{Jeopardy}}''. It literally involved Alex Trebek asking this question while holding up a number of fingers. Sean Connery responded by showing him [[UnusualEuphemism something that wasn't exactly a "finger"]].
248--> '''Connery:''' I've got a finger for you, Trebek! ''(unzips his pants)''\
249'''Trebek:''' ''(looks away)'' Okay...please don't cut to him.\
250'''Connery:''' ''(laughing)'' What do you think of that, Trebek?\
251'''Trebek:''' That's--that's not a finger and you know it.\
252'''Connery:''' Oh, don't look so shocked, Trebek, like you've never seen one before.
253* From ''Series/{{Sanctuary}}'''s episode "Monsoon":
254--> '''Will''': Hey, H. How many fingers, how many fingers?
255--> '''Henry''': Tuesday.
256* In ''Series/DeadliestCatch'', a greenhorn crewmember on the ''Wizard'' named Chris collapsed and started going into shock. Captain Keith used this phrase, holding up two fingers. The greenhorn can barely choke out "four"[[note]]Chris was suffering a complete body shutdown but went on to make a full recovery. He later returned to explain that his vision had been fine but he intentionally gave the wrong answer because he was struggling to speak but needed to tell the crew that he was in real trouble[[/note]].
257* Used in ''Series/RabCNesbitt'' to point out that Gash was doing drugs. He replied Thursday.
258* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. After Chakotay gets punched in the head while boxing on the holodeck, the Doctor holds up three fingers [[MythologyGag in a facsimile of the Vulcan salute]] and asks this of a still-woozy Chakotay, who replies correctly. The Doctor says sardonically, "Good guess."
259* Andrew crossed this trope with HandSignals in Season 10 of ''Series/CanadasWorstDriver''. During Jason's assessment run, Andrew (standing well clear of the track) held up his arms in the show's usual "all clear, go ahead" signal.
260--> '''Andrew:''' Do you see me when I do this? ''holds his arms up''
261--> '''Jason:''' Barely.
262--> '''Andrew:''' Don't say barely, say yes or no. Do you see me when I put my hands over my head like this? ''keeps his arms down''
263--> '''Jason:''' Yes.
264* ''Series/PersonOfInterest''. Finch is testing the Machine in its early days by having it follow him around the city on CCTV cameras, then sending [[OnceForYesTwiceForNo one ring on his mobile phone when it sees Finch, two when it doesn't]]. At one point Finch tests the Machine really is watching him by holding up three fingers; it responds with three rings when asked the question.
265* ''Series/StarskyAndHutch'': When Hutch has a concussion, Starsky holds up two fingers and asks "How many fingers do I got up?" Hutch answers, "One."
266* ''Series/Daredevil2015''. Foggy Nelson has found out his blind friend Matt Murdock is the masked Devil of Hell's Kitchen and is [[WhatTheHellHero not too happy about it]]. At one point, Matt tries to explain how the world looks through his super senses.
267-->'''Foggy Nelson:''' So, you ''can'' see.\
268'''Matt Murdock:''' That's not… You're not… Are you even listening to what I'm saying?\
269'''Foggy Nelson:''' Yeah, "world on fire," I got it. But you can ''see''! Right?\
270'''Matt Murdock:''' Yeah, in a manner of speaking. But I—\
271'''Foggy Nelson:''' No! No manner! ''[holds his middle finger to Matt's face]'' How many fingers am I holding up?\
272'''Matt Murdock:''' ''[with a "Seriously?" look on his face]'' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint One.]]
273* ''Series/{{Clarence}}'' gives us this line when Clarence claims that he can see better without his glasses than with them. Keep in mind that Travers is FlippingTheBird (the two-fingered UK one to be precise) at him.
274-->'''Travers''': You lying devil. How many fingers am I holding up?
275-->'''Clarence''': I don't know, but I can guess.
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277
278[[folder:Music]]
279* Used a little {{squick}}ily (the song's about [[spoiler:illegal abortions done in alleys]]) in "Mandy Goes to Med School" by [[Music/AmandaPalmer the Dresden Dolls]]:
280--> Guess how many fingers, okay\
281Guess how many more I can fit in there
282* Occurs at the end of the Neal [=McCoy=] song "Billy's Got His BeerGoggles On": "How many fingers am I holding up, Billy? Get up, Billy! Get up!"
283* Part of the chorus of the Lovin' Spoonful's "Four Eyes", which is about being bullied because of your NerdGlasses.
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285
286[[folder:Radio]]
287* A good one in BBC Radio sitcom ''Radio/ThinkTheUnthinkable'':
288-->'''Owen:''' Ryan, how many fingers am I holding up?\
289'''Ryan:''' Wha, fingers?\
290'''Sophie:''' Owen, put some fingers up!\
291'''Owen:''' OK.\
292'''Sophie:''' Not that one!
293[[/folder]]
294
295[[folder:Video Games]]
296* Done twice, to great effect, in the DwindlingParty during the GroundhogDayLoop of ''VideoGame/HetaOni''. The first time, it's PlayedForLaughs when [[HeroicWannabe Alfred]] asks this to a zoning-out [[{{Tsundere}} Arthur]], who quickly snaps the correct answer and lectures him for wasting time on nonsense. The second time isn't very funny at all; after Arthur has used up a concerning amount of magic trying to kill a monster, Alfred asks him [[MeaningfulEcho the exact same question]], only to discover [[spoiler: that he's blind]].
297* In the intro of ''VideoGame/RatchetDeadlocked'', Al asks Ratchet this question while holding up two fingers. Ratchet could not answer because Al forgot to turn on his speech ability.
298* During the Okeanos storyline of ''VideoGame/FateGrandOrder'', you get pressed into a drinking party with Sir Francis Drake. After you down a few pints, Mash realizes [[spoiler: Drake is drinking from the Holy Grail]], but when she tries to get your attention, you're too wasted to notice. She resorts to this test, only for you to reply that you see ''two of Mash''.
299* Spoofed on in ''VideoGame/PsychonautsInTheRhombusOfRuin''. When Raz returns from a draining [[PsychicPowers Clairvoyant]] expedition, Sasha checks if he's all there:
300-->'''Sasha:''' Razputin, are you with us? How many fingers am I [[PsychicPowers thinking about?]]\
301'''Raz:''' U-Uhm... purple?\
302'''Sasha:''' Close enough!
303* In ''VideoGame/TheFeebleFiles'', before Feeble gets sent to Cygnus Alpha (a max security prison colony), the Investigators try to break him into mindless devotion to [=OmniBrain=] by asking him how many fingers they're holding (three), and repeatedly zapping him until he says "as many as [=OmniBrain=] wishes".
304* In ''VideoGame/TalesFromTheBorderlands'', Vaughn does this to determine of Rhys is telling the truth about there being a Handsome Jack AI that only Rhys can see being present, holding the fingers behind his back to Jack can look behind him. Which is a little odd, as the only reason Rhys can see Jack is that he's inside the cybernetic implants Rhys has had installed, so it's unclear how he can see anything Rhys can't.
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307[[folder:Web Animation]]
308* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': In [[http://www.homestarrunner.com/main24.html one menu page,]] hovering over the Games button will cause spots to appear on the screen, and Homestar will ask the viewer "Hey, are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up?". Of course, Homestar [[InvisibleAnatomy doesn't have visible hands.]]
309* ''WebAnimation/TheRhinoAndTheRedbill'': In the pilot, Red conducts this test using his FeatherFingers on his dehydrated friend Niles... [[ForgotTheDisability who is blind]]. Niles responds by asking the same question while holding [[FlippingTheBird one particular finger]] to his [[StealthPun bird]] companion.
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311
312[[folder:Web Comics]]
313* [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0505.html Happens]] in ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids'' to evaluate Obi-Wan's possible brain damage.
314* In ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'', faced with the bizarre behavior of Lil' E -- {{Satan}}'s FanBoy dressing up in an angel get up? --[[http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=4574 this is one question Seymour asks.]]
315* Played with in ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'', when Sweetheart asks Leo (who is recovering from a tranquilizer dart). Leo answers "None" (which is correct, since Sweetheart is [[spoiler: a dog and has no fingers]]).
316* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': [[spoiler:Doythaban and his gate-clone]] do this to [[TheCaptain Tagon]] after surprising him in [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2001-08-06 this]] strip.
317-->'''Tagon:''' Crap on a crutch, there are two of you!\
318'''[[spoiler:Doythaban #1]]:''' Wow. Even started, the captain can count.\
319'''[[spoiler:Doythaban #2]]:''' (holds up there fingers) Hey, how many fingers an I holding up?\
320'''Tagon:''' Seven less than I plan to break if you don't make with the storytelling.
321[[/folder]]
322
323[[folder:Web Original]]
324* From ''The Liam Smith Show'', for some reason being used to SpotTheImpostor:
325-->'''Arturo:''' How many fingers am I holding up?\
326'''Liam:''' One... And that's very rude.
327* ''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses'': When That Guy is asked this once, his response? "I don't know, is it as many as me?" (flips off camera)
328* At one point in ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'', Keyleth holds up one hand and asks Grog this to establish whether [[GrandTheftMe he's being possessed.]]
329--> '''Grog:''' [[CountingToPotato Nine!]]
330--> '''Keyleth:''' I think it's him.
331** In another episode, Percy has been blinded. Taliesin simulates this by staring straight ahead and ''not'' at his fellow players. Travis (as Grog) holds up a finger and asks him this question. An annoyed Percy quickly guesses what he's really doing:
332--> '''Percy:''' ...''[[FlippingTheBird One]]''.
333* ''WebVideo/TheTourettesGuy'': Danny's son asks him this after he hits his head in the bathroom. Danny's response? [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "1... 800... 2 MY DICK"]]
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336[[folder:Western Animation]]
337* In ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce'' episode "Robo-Sitter", after Meatwad consumes an entire cabinet of medical drugs, Frylock asks this towards him. At the moment, Meatwad [[ThroughTheEyesOfMadness envisions]] Frylock as a bizarre creature, hearing his words fully sped up.
338* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': In "Regarding Margie", Dr. Hibbert holds up two disembodied fingers to do this for an amnesiac Marge.
339-->'''Dr. Hibbert:''' How many fingers am I holding up?\
340'''Marge Simpson:''' Two.\
341'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Good. Now I can put them back in the jar.
342** In another episode, a man does this after saving Homer from drowning, only for Homer to retort, "What's the matter, rube? You don't know how to count?"
343* In ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch'' Mills Lane once tried this on a downed combatant... using two of the guy's OWN dismembered fingers.
344* ''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures'':
345** In the first episode, when Jackie is knocked down after stopping Jade from hijacking a moped.
346--->'''Captain Black:''' How many fingers am I holding up?\
347'''Jackie:''' Look, fishies.
348** It happens again in season three, after Jackie's been bitten by a cobra.
349--->'''Jade''': Jackie? How many fingers do you see?\
350'''Jackie''': Uh, what's a Jackie?
351* ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'' after Hank gets his nose broken during practice for a rematch against his highschool football rivals.
352-->'''Dale:''' Hank! Can you smell how many fingers I'm holding up?
353* From ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'', "Through A Lens Darkly": Daria is experimenting with contacts as opposed to her usual iconic glasses, in a response to nearly hitting a dog during a driving lesson. When the contacts irritate her too much, she decides to go to school without them or the glasses. Jane, catching on, asks her friend "How many fingers?" "I've got one for you."
354* Used differently in ''WesternAnimation/BigGuyAndRustyTheBoyRobot''; a flashback episode reveals the Big Guy PoweredArmor's origins as a self-aware robot, initially canned when the AI program turned out to be inadequate:
355-->'''Scientist''': "How many fingers am I holding up?"\
356'''Big Guy AI''': "Wednesday."
357* On ''WesternAnimation/TheShnookumsAndMeatFunnyCartoonShow'', Obadiah asks this to Pith Possum after an accident. He wearily responds "Seven."
358* In ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'' during a LieDetector test:
359--> '''Mr. O' Brien''': Now, Butthead, could you tell me how many fingers I am holding up?\
360'''Butt-Head:''' Uh, four?\
361''[ding]''\
362'''Mr. O' Brien:''' Well, it's three, actually, but since you think it's four, you didn't really lie, so that's good.
363* ''WesternAnimation/DastardlyAndMuttleyInTheirFlyingMachines'': Dick Dastardly kits the Vulture Squadron with glasses in the episode "Fly-By-Knights" and tests them out with this line, holding up four fingers. The problem: Zilly sees things upside down so he stands on his head to reply, Klunk sees four times as many things, so he responds with 16, and Muttley sees things from far away so he has to climb on Dastardly's hand to answer.
364* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'': Skipper asks this question to King Julien. Skipper's a penguin, and [[DontExplainTheJoke penguins only have flippers.]]
365-->'''King Julien:''' [[DumbassHasAPoint Is that a tricky question?]]
366* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSecretShow'', Professor-Professor says this to Victor after his irises were removed. Victor gets absolutely terrified upon a deformed hand right in front of him, except it was actually a dummy arm the Professor had to mess with him.
367* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheSeries'', after Aladdin takes a knock on the head, Genie does this to make sure he's okay... however, since Genie is the one doing this, the hand he's holding up has an unreasonable number of digits well above and beyond his traditional FourFingeredHands.
368* ''WesternAnimation/WeBareBears'': In "Bear Flu", Chloe tries this on a sickly Grizzly, who has just tripped and fallen over.
369-->'''Chloe:''' How many fingers am I holding up?\
370'''Grizz:''' Little baby unicorns?
371* In ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'', Jimmy tries this on Sheen who got conked on the head. Sheen's response is "November?".
372* PlayedForLaughs on ''WesternAnimation/MyFriendsTiggerAndPooh'' - in "Tigger's Shadow of a Doubt," Tigger takes a tumble after the replacement shadow that Pooh and Darby made for him gets snagged in a tree branch and tears. Darby asks if he's okay and he replies that he thinks so and holds up his paw, asking how many fingers he's holding up.[[note]]Tigger, like the other main animal characters on the show, doesn't have a proper hand, but rather a paw with a thumb and no other distinguishable digits.[[/note]]
373* ''WesternAnimation/{{Arthur}}'': In "Grandpa Dave's Memory Album", Francine's grandmother does this on Arthur after he gets hit in the head with a frisbee.
374-->'''Bubby:''' How many fingers do I have? ''(holds up two)''
375-->'''Arthur:''' Two.
376-->'''Bubby:''' Actually, I have ten! ''(laughs)'' Last time I checked.
377* {{Parodied|Trope}} in ''WesternAnimation/TheOctonauts'' episode "The Sardine School"; Peso, a penguin, asks Kwazii how many fingers he's holding up, only for Kwazii to tell him [[FingerlessHands he doesn't have any fingers]].
378* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/{{Pelswick}}'', after Goon gets a concussion, Ace asks him this question. Goon thinks the fingers are hotdogs and [[{{Fingore}} bites Ace's hand]].
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380
381[[folder:Real Life]]
382* Defense attorney Irving Kanarek tried this one on a witness in the Manson murder trial, after asking the seriously near-sighted witness to remove her glasses. Too bad the witness was testifying to something she had ''heard'', not something she was claiming to have ''seen''...
383* When doctors are taught the "how many fingers" trick in medical school they are (depending on the teacher, perhaps) specifically warned not to hold up two fingers every time, as the bizarre universal tendency goes in both RealLife and fiction. You are also supposed to administer the test more than once, deliberately changing the number of fingers slowly and clearly, and prompting with "and how many fingers am I holding up now?" You are not only looking to see if they can give the correct answer, but how long it takes them to answer and if they can keep up with changing stimuli.
384* A variant of this is to ask the subject to follow your finger as you move it back and forth, or to shine a light in their eyes. If the eyes do not react in coordination with each other (or at all, such as the iris not reacting to the light in their eyes), this can be indicative of a brain injury.
385* Another variant used by some eye doctors is to ask the person being examined to look straight ahead, then hold different numbers of fingers in their peripheral vision.
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