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6	->''"I actually wish you had forgotten the lyrics, because it was such a pointless performance."''
7	-->-- '''Simon Cowell''', ''Series/AmericanIdol''
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11	Hopeless Auditionees are found on many a TalentShow. The first couple of episodes will show the auditions process -- and these will always turn up.
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13	They have no talent, [[GiftedlyBad a false belief that they do]] and may be subjected to some abuse from the judging panel before being sent home. Some have criticized these sorts of appearances as "[[StealthInsult cruelty to the mentally-ill]]".
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15	Actually examining the audition process, however, reveals that these people believe they are good enough because ''the people running the show have led them to believe they are''. The auditions usually run on a three tier system, with the celebrity judges being the final tier. The first two tiers will approve people who are very good, people who are maybe good enough, and people who are [[SoBadItsGood awful for entertainment value]] - letting the awful ones believe that they're there because they're good.
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17	In short, it's a sadistic ritual wherein [[PointAndLaughShow real people are humiliated in front of an audience of millions for the sake of a few giggles]]. Naturally, this is a subtrope of ExpectationLowerer; the audience feels better by watching people worse than them.
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19	Every once in a while, a Hopeless Auditionee will actually ''pass'' the auditions. If they get far enough, they may even become an EliminationHoudini. If a Hopeless Auditionee can't wrap their head around the idea that they might not be the most talented thing on two feet, they're GiftedlyBad.
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21	Were traditionally given the VaudevilleHook treatment. Compare TerribleIntervieweesMontage. See also IneptTalentShowContestant. Contrast FailedAuditionPlot, where a character who fails an audition early in the story decides to pursue their dreams regardless.
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29	* In ''Anime/CaroleAndTuesday'', the titular duo audition for the talent show ''Mars' Brightest'' and pass, going through to the live shows. We also get to see a few auditionees who are, to put it mildly, not quite as good. Special mention goes to a woman who tearfully dedicates her performance to her late grandmother, a typical setup for excellent auditions... SmashCut to what can best be described as her squawking at the top of her lungs, to the utter disbelief of the judges.
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33	* Hopeless Auditionees for the role of ''Series/DoctorWho'' companion feature in the AudioPlay/BigFinishDoctorWho audio drama ''Situation Vacant''.
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37	* DreadfulMusician Cacofonix hosts a talent contest of the reality show style in ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}} and Obelix's Birthday'', and proceeds to find the contestants are singers even worse than he is.
38	* "Kaz Superstar" was a ''WesternAnimation/HiHiPuffyAmiYumi'' story for DC Comics (''ComicBook/CartoonNetworkBlockParty'') lampooning the William Hung act on ''Series/AmericanIdol''. The girls' manager Kaz auditions at a talent show and is so awful he is kicked out of the studio by all three judges. But his act gets notice and soon he's in high demand while Ami and Yumi are relegated to has-been status.
39	* One ''ComicBook/JudgeDredd'' strip in the Metro newspaper (and reprinted in the Megazine) showed a talent show where one of the failed contestants (an ElvisImpersonator no less) comes back and holds the panel hostage. Dredd beats him up and arrests him, only to be criticised for the lack of style in his violence. Dredd arrests them too.
40	* Always a highlight of any ''Comicbook/LegionOfSuperHeroes'' audition are the people with [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway lame powers]] trying their best to impress the Legion.
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44	* ''Webcomic/ScarletLady'': When Clara Nightingale holds a public audition to choose who will play Marigold in her upcoming music video, several of these naturally try out for the role. Including Officer Roger, much to his daughter Sabrina's dismay.
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48	* ''Film/BringItOn'' hosts a tryout to recruit a new cheerleader. Some of the auditionees have epically poor cheerleading skills, and some, including a ballet dancer, rapper, and musical theater actor, have the wrong skill set entirely. Ultimately, the team selects Missy, a gymnast who tried out as a last resort because the school had no gymnastics team.
49	* ''Film/PitchPerfect'' naturally has a few when the Bardon Bellas hold tryouts, mixed in with the much better auditionees who end up becoming the film's supporting cast. Subverted with Lily, who ''seems'' like a hopeless auditionee on account of her singing being inaudibly quiet, but gets accepted into the Bardon Bellas anyway and soon demonstrates a remarkable aptitude for beatboxing.
50	* Brazilian film ''Xuxa Popstar'' includes one such montage, in which various guys audition to be the Popstar talent agency's brand new star set to be launched during the big runway show at the end of the movie. Said men include several wannabe dancers, several men who [[FanserviceExtra gratuitously take their tops off]] -- one of which does so while singing a nursery rhyme --, two men that start arguing halfway through their audition, and an older man who auditions by reciting poetry. By the time we get to this last one, main character Nick Yoner is already visibly exhausted. For those who are curious, it can be seen [[https://youtu.be/3a-ZrR-G9YY?t=2263 here]].
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54	* Anything with Simon Cowell, such as ''Series/AmericanIdol''/''Pop Idol'', ''Series/BritainsGotTalent'', ''Series/TheXFactor''...
55	-->'''Simon Cowell:''' Last year I described someone as being the worst singer in America. I think you're possibly the worst singer in the world. Based on that performance. And I'm absolutely serious. I've never ever heard anything like that in my life. Ever.
56	** Probably the most infamous example of a single auditionee was William Hung, an Asian-American man who became known throughout the world for his atrocious singing. His spectacular bomb has actually made him famous, ironically enough. Also subverted with Hung. While he's far from a good singer, he took the critique positively and the judges didn't really kill him at all. Plus he is very aware that he can't sing. It was that he took the criticism well and admitted to simply doing his best that was the crux to his charm and subsequent fame; he was sincere. Other Hung-wannabes that have followed did not realize that. Since then he has made a guest appearance on ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' as a cast member of the ShowWithinAShow ''Mock Trial with Judge Reinhold'' where he is the lead singer for the show's live band "William Hung and his Hung Jury". This is a lot more professional work than most ''Series/AmericanIdol'' contestants have ever gotten.
57	** The judges have since made a few unofficial rules for potential contestants, the biggest being "Don't sing [[Music/WhitneyHouston Whitney]] and don't sing [[Music/MariahCarey Mariah]]." It's almost a guarantee that anyone who tries will become one of these because 1) both singer's songs have been painfully overdone, and 2) most people don't come anywhere near their abilities, and always end up screeching and wailing way out of their depth.
58	* ''Series/AmericanGladiators'': the requirements to get on the show, and the [[Series/{{Gladiators}} UK version]], was a rigorous set of physical tests (shuttle runs, chin-ups, etc.), and you'd need to get through multiple regional levels before the national level. Most of the contenders who did get on the show usually displayed at least some form of aptitude in any of the events; they were not mocked for failure, but given credit for going up there and giving it their all.
59	* ''Series/AmericasGotTalent'' pretty much gives away who the hopeless auditionees are by playing upbeat or otherwise mocking music during the pre-performance interviews with them. Some also get a RecordNeedleScratch when the interview music stops and they're shown walking on stage. The hopeful ones almost always have horror stories and overly dramatic music playing for their segments.
60	** Invoked with Leonid the Magnificent; a very tall, flamboyantly gay Russian guy with a thick Russian accent, who has been a participant of the first two seasons. His second time around, he comes on stage in huge platform shoes, no shirt, spray-painted silver, with a giant headdress, and two women on leashes who dance while he does virtually nothing but pose and make faces - far less than what he'd done in the first season. He still gets put through to the next round, much to David Hasselhoff's anger (and he walks out afterward). He gets eliminated the next round, though.
61	** ''Completely'' subverted by Music/PrincePoppycock, a stage persona who performed in a full 18th century French gentleman's court formal outfit, complete with white face paint, a huge white wig, and high-heeled shoes. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6E5kebinoQ With a magnificent tenor voice and incredible stage presence.]]
62	** Presumably because this trope is becoming increasingly viewed as mocking the poor saps who get rejected, later seasons cut ''far'' back on it, only showing a handful of ''particularly'' bad ones.
63	* ''American Inventor'' was the best. Some of the inventions would leave you in pain from laughter. The Therapy Buddy was the best: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Everything. Is. Going. To Be. All. Right.]]
64	* ''Series/AmericasNextTopModel'' mostly [[AvertedTrope averts]] this. They never show the entire auditions process. Of the 35 or so girls who make it to the semi-finals, the audition week episode mainly shows footage of the girls who eventually make it into the house, plus two or three unsuccessful semi-finalists to convey at least a little bit of tension. The aversion is doubly surprising because the CW officially releases pictures of the contestants who made it into the house before the cycle even starts, so there’s little to no tension in the first episode for many viewers. Yet, this free space is rarely abused to make fun of the other contestants. However, ''some'' of the semi-finalists, while not being exceptionally terrible models, are clearly picked to fill this trope anyway, either in the form of a special kind of AlphaBitch, LoserArchetype, or by causing drama with Tyra Banks.
65	* ''Series/TheBigLeap'' gets a slew of these when casting the reality show of the same name, before they start seeing the better dancers.
66	* The ''Series/BlackMirror'' episode "[[Recap/BlackMirrorFifteenMillionMerits Fifteen Million Merits]]" had a background character who kept getting passed over in the episode's ShowWithinAShow reality TV talent contest. It winds up being justified at the end, because she's a [[HollywoodToneDeaf really bad]] DreadfulMusician.
67	* ''Series/BritainsGotTalent'':
68	** Famously subverted by [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jca_p_3FcWA Susan Boyle]] in the 2009 season. Both the "introduction piece" and the reactions of the jury showed that everybody expected this trope to come down in full force. Then she [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome started to sing]], proving you should never judge a book by its cover. To their credit, the jury admitted how wrong they were in their assessment.
69	** Zigzagged in the case of Emma Amelia Pearl Czikai from the same show. She came on stage full of confidence, bragging about how much people loved her singing, then she started to sing...and was absolutely terrible. She was every inch the Hopeless Auditionee. But during the semi-finals, Stephen Mulhern brought her on for the SpinOff ''Britain's Got More Talent'' to perform an operatic aria...and she was wonderful. Seriously, she was like the JekyllAndHyde of singing.
70	** In the later series, David Walliams obtained a reputation for using the Golden Buzzer to send even weak or unpopular acts that had been rejected by the other judges through to the live shows if they got a reaction from the audience. There was debate over whether this was LoopholeAbuse or the intended purpose of the Golden Buzzer; and further if he genuinely believed in them as a quirk act or one deserving of a second chance, or he simply intended to allow the act to be [[PointAndLaughShow humiliated some more]].
71	* Played with in the ''Series/CornerGas'' episode "[[Recap/CornerGasS2E15RockOn Rock On!]]". Most of the people auditioning to be Thunderface's drummer are actually decent. The problem is ''none of them are drummers'', because [[TheDitz Hank]] forgot to specify that part in the ad.
72	* ''Series/DragonsDen'' has this in spades, with a fair amount of the show (namely the middle part) being a montage of hopeless businessmen/women bringing in useless products and not getting anything close to an investment, each one lasting about a minute if you're lucky. Sometimes the show will also cut between three different failed pitches in order, showing bits of each failed one in order in a matter of seconds. (Averted in the US edition, ''Shark Tank'', which doesn't have this segment.)
73	* On ''Series/{{Glee}},'' Sugar becomes New Directions' first-ever reject due to her horrible singing. She does eventually join the club after a long series of events, but doesn't get any solos.
74	* ''Series/TheGongShow'', as a parody of talent shows in general, is naturally full of these people, who often tend to [[{{Whammy}} get Gonged]].
75	* ''Series/HellsKitchen'' will generally have some contestants who either come from backgrounds with no cooking experience at all, or they're private chefs, diner workers, or otherwise completely unused to working on a line in a fine-dining restaurant and can't make appropriate attitude adjustments. They don't last long, typically. The first season really emphasized that almost all the contestants did not have much formal kitchen experience. Unsurprisingly, those with real experience as chefs made it the farthest. Future seasons featured much more experienced contestants and the Hopeless Auditionees stand out more.
76	* ''Series/MasterChef'' also includes some Hopeless Auditionees; generally not people who have no skill whatsoever, just those with really bizarre concepts or personalities. While some get truly scathing comments, some do manage to get compliments, just not a place on the show.
77	* The first episode of any ''Series/NinjaWarrior'' tournament consists largely of those who are running the course for TV exposure. Expect most of them to fall at the first obstacle, while the serious competitors will get to the Jump Hang or Warped Wall before they lose.
78	* ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'' parodies this trope by showing various people auditioning for the role of Green Ranger.
79	* ''Series/SoYouThinkYouCanDance'':
80	** Fans have, from Seasons 2-5, had to put up with a geeky-looking fellow who insisted he be called "Sex". His talent was marginal at best. Compounding the fact is he took his mother with him who was insistent that he was an amazing talent getting a raw deal.
81	** The show also gave us Ian "How you been?" Benardo, a New Yorker with an [[SmallNameBigEgo inflated sense of self-importance]] who, after being rejected from the show, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXNezArHmWQ went and tried his luck]] on ''Series/AmericanIdol''. The way he acts almost goes into parody. He may not actually be serious at all. He's an actor, and he went on those shows specifically to parody the usual self-important contestants and get a rise out of the camera. The reason people think he was real is because he is a good actor and stayed in character the whole time. He and his friends have mentioned on Facebook that he isn't egotistical at all in real life, although he is CampGay.
82	* Subverted cruelly by the talent show parody ''Superstar USA'', which ran parallel to ''Series/AmericanIdol's'' third season. Basically, the bad auditioners were treated like stars while the truly talented were told "You will thank me for saying this: NEXT!" One can imagine why the show wasn't picked up for another season; the potential damage to a person's psyche - whether it's a girl who really can sing running offstage in tears after being told she's terrible, or someone truly horrible told they're a star only to be later humiliated in front of a live audience [[note]](who, by the way, had all been told that the performers were part of a "Make a Wish"-type program; they were cheering because they thought these people were ''dying'')[[/note]] on national TV - was disturbing. According to Website/ThatOtherWiki, the person chosen over the others ("winner" just doesn't sound right), Jamie Floss, didn't seem to mind that the show was a joke and actually had small roles on TV dramas. Thankfully, her album was never released.
83	* The various celebrities involved in ''Series/TheVoice'' take great pride in the fact that they never ''ever'' humiliate an auditioner, no matter how badly they do. Even those singers who get a huge case of stage-fright and literally stop singing in the middle of their acts are given constructive criticism, a chance to calm down (and often literally hugs and hand-holding if they seem to need it), and friendly advice on how to be better singers. The best of these HopelessAuditionees are told that they should try again once they've worked on whatever problems they displayed. At least two did come back, with much more success the second time around. A couple of the coaches on ''Series/TheVoice'' have let it be known that there is one sure way to become a Hopeless Auditionee on their show, and that's trying to audition using a Music/{{Queen}} song. In the words of Adam Levine, "Queen is so epic that unless you can top them... and you can't... you shouldn't even try."
84	* Averted by ''Series/Wipeout2008''. The contestants who make it past the initial rounds make it because they're actually capable of passing the courses in reasonable time, and are given proper recognition for their accomplishments. However, at the end of every episode, there is a montage of the most spectacular failures and hilariously bad falls (not in a mocking manner, but because it's [[RuleOfFunny genuinely funny]]). In the first round, everyone is made to look like Hopeless Auditionees since it is almost impossible to complete without wiping out multiple times. The best of those are then put through the second round where skill, balance and stamina are actually tested.
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88	* The Music/MitchBenn song "Sing Like an Angel" is from the perspective of a Hopeless Auditionee who comes across as genuinely delusional. The focus is on how this unfortunate person is about to be humiliated for entertainment purposes ... and on leaving the studio, still doesn't realise it.
89	-->''Gonna win fans and admirers,\
90	When they see me on TV,\
91	'Cos I can sing like an angel,\
92	And now everyone will see.''
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96	* ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'' sees Miranda Deegan holding open applications for a teaching role in her school of magic. Despite Dominic, her oracle son, having looked into the future and figured out which two candidates are actually worth the trouble to interview, she insists on interviewing the other candidates anyway out of fairness. Cue a strip full of losers and nutjobs trying for the job, starting with a candidate who's [[BringMyBrownPants trying not to wet himself]] (he didn't think he'd make it that far) and ending with one who wants to replace the rest of the faculty with fire monkeys.
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100	* ''WebVideo/TitlePending'': In the second episode Cameron and Bayden hold the interview for their show's future crew. It becomes quickly apparent that none of the candidates fit.
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104	* The cartoon adaptation of ''WesternAnimation/LegionOfSuperHeroes2006'' has particular fun with this. The audition episode The Substitutes doubles as ADayInTheLimelight episode, and got foreshadowed by a comic relief scene in an earlier episode tormenting [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Lightning Lad]].
105	* In the ''American Idol'' parody ''Far Far Away Idol'' on the ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek 2}}'' DVD, most of the performers fail epically. Actually voting for any of them will result in Simon Cowell declaring ''himself'' the winner.
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109	* Many colleges, especially Ivy League and other universities built on their reputation for being hard to get into, will encourage as many people as possible to apply. This way, they can show off that they only accept a small percentage of applicants, making them seem selective and prestigious. This practice can unfortunately lead to giving students the false impression that they're ''definitely'' qualified to go to said university -- making it a crushing disappointment when the school of their dreams denies them entrance.
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