Line #135 Main/HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt


1	->''"Tank grabbed Matua by his T-shirt and hit him with a right hand so hard that train accidents thought their father had finally come back home. It was such a terrible injustice against faces that [[{{Music/U2}} Bono]]'s orbital bone wrote a song about it."''
2	-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-least-sportsmanlike-moments-in-mma/ "The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA"]]
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4	StockPhrase for threatening to hit someone so hard, the damage will spread to his friend, his mom, his hair or even an abstract concept.
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6	Often used in tandem with IfYouEverHurtHer, BadassBoast, ToThePain or CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon. Sometimes used as a PreAsskickingOneLiner. Can be literal if {{Synchronization}} or a PsychicLink is involved (doubly so for TwinTelepathy).
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8	If the harm is financial rather than physical -- say, Alice is threatening to sue Bob -- it may be a more realistic threat like "I'll sue you so hard your grandkids will be in debt."
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10	Not to be confused with HitSoHardTheCalendarFeltIt. Also the X in question is not necessarily referring to an ex-lover.
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12	Compare IfIWantedYouDead
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15	!!Examples:
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18	[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
19	* In their last duel in ''Anime/YuGiOh5Ds'', Junk Warrior destroys Red Dragon Archfiend so hard that the ''Anime/YuGiOhArcV'' version of the latter has a crippled right arm.
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21	[[folder:Advertising]]
22	* An American Football videogame (probably Blitz) featured an intercut between a little old lady shopping grocery store and 2 players on the field. When one player tackles the other, the old lady is sent flying into a display with the tagline "The game with hits so hard, your mamma's mamma will feel it."
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25	[[folder:Comic Books]]
26	* An issue of ComicBook/PlasticMan has Franchise/{{Batman}} fighting Franchise/{{Superman}}, with a narration box (parodying Creator/FrankMiller's style) saying "Clark. I will slap you so hard your grandchildren will look like me."
27	* ''ComicBook/XFactor'': Monet hits one of Jamie's [[MesACrowd duplicates]] so hard, Jamie feels it [[TimeTravel 80 years in the future.]]
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30	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
31	* Alice does this several times in ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'', [[https://dilbert.com/strip/2009-05-20 including once]] when she punished the MBA-degree economists she blames for the recession by punching one of them so hard it would hurt everyone who has the same degree. Another time, she literally used a man's suspenders to [[https://dilbert.com/strip/1995-11-16 snap him into next week]].
32	* [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/12/28 This]] ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy'' strip had this;
33	-->'''Bucky:''' Give it or I'll take it and punch you so hard you'll see your forefathers.\
34	'''Satchel:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Is that supposed to be a threat? Punch me and send me to a lovely Nova Scotia family reunion? I'll take that deal.]]
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37	[[folder:Fan Works]]
38	* A popular ''Series/DoctorWho'' [[MemeticMutation internet meme]] centering on [[http://scattergoriesofevil.tumblr.com/post/6689701300/im-enjoying-the-rory-williams-facts-meme-eta Rory Williams]]:
39	-->"Rory once punched the Eleventh Doctor. The First Doctor felt it."
40	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6592361/6/Words-Fail Words Fail]]'' a fellow Slytherin makes a quip about Hermione being "easy" and Harry doesn't take it particularly well.
41	-->'''Harry:''' And if any of you ever see fit to say anything disparaging about her or any of my friends again, there might not be a crowd of witnesses around to stop me from cursing you so that your grandchildren will hate you for it.
42	* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8367034/11/Love-of-Legend Love of Legend]]'' several of Harry's boyfriend's teammates try to kidnap Harry. Needless to say, said boyfriend isn't too pleased with them.
43	-->'''Kieran:''' What the fuck is the meaning of this? You better answer me now, Wolf. Or I swear I'm gonna kick your ass so much that your grandkids are gonna feel it!
44	* In the ''Webcomic/HetaliaAxisPowers'' fanfiction ''[[http://usxuk.livejournal.com/30461.html Never Before]]'', America sends England a telegram, detailing his views on Japan bombing Pearl Harbor.
45	--> CLEARLY THE ANSWER IS TO SHOVE MY JETS SO FAR UP JAPAN'S ASS THAT HIS ANCESTORS FEEL IT AND CALL OFF THE ATTACK BEFORE IT HAPPENS STOP
46	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10565909/2/Somebody-To-Die-For Somebody To Die For]]'':
47	-->'''Tony:''' So, question. Are you now Lady Potter-Black-Coulson or do people just refer to you as Potter-Black? And also, does this make Phil royalty where you're from since he's married to you?\
48	'''Harley:''' You're lucky I'm not allowed to use magic, Mr. Stark, because otherwise I'd hex your naughty bits so that your children's children will be able to feel it.
49	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4830468/5/Harry-Potter-and-The-Curse-of-a-Soul Harry Potter and the Curse of a Soul]]'':
50	-->'''Stephen:''' I'm gonna beat you into the ground so bad for what you did yesterday that your grandkids are gonna feel it.
51	* In ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/10951206/chapters/24391068 Ninja Wizard Book 5]]'' Remus asks Neville how his parents are.
52	-->'''Neville:''' Over the moon. The whole family is, really. He's bound to be a thumping good wizard, you know.\
53	'''Remus:''' Um...who?\
54	'''Neville:''' The new baby, of course. Who else would Uncle Algie be talking about? Certainly not me.\
55	'''Harry:''' That's it. I'm kicking Uncle Algie's ass so hard his ancestors will feel it. Better yet, you should. He's obviously not learned his lesson.
56	* ''[[http://archiveofourown.org/works/9897302/chapters/22187171 Dual Worlds]]'':
57	-->'''Daniel:''' Now, I'm leaving this place and if you try to stop me, I'm going to hurt you so much, that your grandchildren will still be feeling it.
58	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12919950/31/The-Final-Horcrux The Final Horcrux]]'':
59	-->'''Snape:''' Unhand my mate this instant, Lucius, or I will make sure your ancestors feel your punishment.
60	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13253950/6/Coming-Back Coming Back]]'':
61	-->'''Fred:''' Alexander Sirius Potter! Come here this instant or I will tan your hide so badly your grandchildren will feel it!
62	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1081177/2/Maybe-Someday-Perhaps Maybe, Someday, Perhaps]]'':
63	-->'''Draco:''' And. . .may I call you Ron and Hermione?\
64	'''Hermione:''' Yes, you may. But. . .any Mudblood comments and I will hex you so hard your ancestors will feel it.
65	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13542780/21/Harry-Potter-and-the-Lady-of-the-Lake Harry Potter and the Lady of the Lake]]'':
66	-->'''Auror Holland:''' Bloody hell, Potter, the attack isn't here. We're just getting you lot back to the school as a precaution.\
67	'''Harry:''' Well why the fuck didn't you just say so? Everyone out. Move quick and go directly to the castle. Anyone tries to make a detour or sneak off, I'll come down on you so hard your grandchildren will feel it.
68	* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14288654/3/Tragedy-in-Harry-s-Second-Year Tragedy in Harry's Second Year]]'':
69	-->'''Augusta:''' That wrinkled whiskered warlock is going to get a kick in his posterior that his brother will feel!
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72	[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
73	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}'' was told that punching and butt-slapping is a friendly gesture for men. Mulan did this to Yao in the wrong way and naturally, it caused a stir in Yao's rather short temper. Hilariously, Chien Po happily remarks [[TheCuckooLanderWasRight "Look, Yao, you made a friend!"]]
74	-->'''Yao:''' I'm gonna hit you so hard, it'll make your ''ancestors'' dizzy!
75	* ''WesternAnimation/OverTheHedge'':
76	-->'''Stella:''' I'm gonna gas you so hard, your grandchildren will stink!
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79	[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
80	* ''Film/{{Dutch}}'': Delivered by the title character in an amiable whisper:
81	-->'''Dutch''': You hurt her, and I'll hit you so fucking hard your dog will bleed, 'kay?
82	* The inexorable ''Film/StreetFighter'' movie, featuring Jean-Claude Van Damme hamming it up as Guile.
83	-->'''Guile:''' Well, I'm not going to go home. I'm gonna get on my boat, I'm gonna go up river and I'm gonna kick that sonovabitch Bison's ass so HARD! That the next Bison wannabe, is gonna feel it!
84	* ''Film/TankGirl''. While fighting Kesslee, Tank Girl says (in a voice like Muhammad Ali):
85	-->"I'm gonna hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised."
86	* In ''Film/{{Multiplicity}}'', Doug issues the following threat to Doug #2 in front of Doug #3:
87	-->"I'll hit you so hard I'll kill ''him''!"
88	* ''Film/TheFaculty'': Mild-mannered teacher Ms. Burke, [[spoiler: after she's been infected with the alien parasite]], drops this bomb on Zeke:
89	-->"I'm sick of you, little boy! And if I have to see you peddling your little Wonder Dust again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation!"
90	* ''Film/TheGoonies'': After getting tied to a chair, Brand threatens Mikey and the other kids this way:
91	-->"I am going to hit all of you so hard that when you wake up, your clothes will be out of style!"
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94	[[folder:Literature]]
95	* In ''Literature/CaptainUnderpants'' book 6:
96	-->'''Mr. Krupp:''' I'm gonna punish you so bad, your kids will be born with detentions!
97	* From ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'':
98	-->"I will kill you so hard, your last ten victims will make miraculous recoveries."
99	* Literal but unspoken example: At the end of the ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' book ''Literature/{{Mort}}'', the title character ends up in a duel with Death during which he receives a slap to the face that leaves a permanent mark. When Mort's daughter Susan is introduced in ''Literature/SoulMusic'', she has an identical mark. Death really ''did'' hit Mort so hard his child felt it.
100	* In the ''Literature/RevengeOfTheSith Novelization'', Grievous is at one point so fed up with Nute Gunray that he resists the inclination to "boot the Viceroy so high he'd burn up on reentry."
101	* In the ''Literature/XWingSeries'' of novels, a chemically augmented Gamorrean's thoughts alternates between detached analysis of his own blaster wounds and rage at his opponent, but both thoughts are in his erudite manner. ''Hit him so hard members of his family light-years away cry out in pain and fear.''
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104	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
105	* Kelly from ''Series/{{Misfits}}'' is repeatedly accused of being a [[LowerClassLout Chav]] and she eventually responds to this by screaming at another girl:
106	-->"If you call me that one more time, I'll kick you so hard in the c*nt, your mum will feel it!"
107	** [[NotHelpingYourCase This is not a particularly compelling argument that she is not a chav]].
108	* In the first episode of ''Series/{{Leverage}}'', the nascent team gets played by the villain, and Elliot threatens "I'm gonna hurt him so bad even people who look like him are gonna bleed."
109	* A variant from ''Series/LawAndOrder'', after [=McCoy=] has charged his old friend with a crime: "Once I get this dismissed I'll hit you with so many lawsuits your grandkids will be answering motions."
110	* ''Series/EverybodyHatesChris'':
111	** Rochelle once threatened Chris that she'll "slap him into another nationality". She smacks him and he's suddenly Chinese.
112	** In "Everybody Hates Funerals" when Chris stands up for Rochelle in front of the obnoxious relatives, his grandmother threatens to "knock him into another family". GilliganCut to him on the couch of a white family.
113	--->'''White Mother:''' Who are you?\
114	'''Chris:''' [[YouDontWantToKnow You don't want to know]].
115	** When Chris catches Drew making out with his girlfriend in one episode, the three of them awkwardly stare at each other until the scene {{Smash Cut}}s to Drew being loaded into ambulance as two officers have this exchange:
116	--->'''Officer 1:''' What happened?\
117	'''Officer 2:''' Looks like the older brother came him, found little brother kissin' his woman, and ''[raises up a bag with dark brown liquid in it]'' slapped the black off him.\
118	'''Officer 1:''' Is this the black?\
119	'''Officer 2:''' All we could find.\
120	'''Officer 1:''' ''[takes the bag and inspects it]'' So much for brotherly love.
121	* A variant from ''[[Series/TheColbertReport A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All]]'': Steve sees a tiny Willie Nelson. Asked how he got there, Willie says:
122	-->'''Willie:''' Stephen, I'm so high, ''you're'' hallucinating.
123	* ''Series/DoctorWho'': In the episode "Kill the Moon", a very upset Clara told the Doctor, "If you don't tell me what that was about I'll slap you so hard you'll regenerate!"
124	* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'': Used by Uncle Phil when chewing out a racist cop in "Mistaken Identity".
125	-->'''Uncle Phil:''' Just open that damn cell and let those two boys out of there, or I'm gonna tie this place up with so much litigation that your ''grandchildren'' are gonna need lawyers!
126	* ''Series/LasVegas'': In one episode, a prosthetic foot belonging to a boxing champion's assistant is stolen and he refuses to fight until he gets it back. The casino's manager Ed Deline, a former CIA operative, puts the culprits all in one room, then makes some very pointed threats including that unless the foot shows up, when he's done with them "their kids will come out well-behaved". He quietly leaves and returns 10 minutes later to get the foot.
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129	[[folder:Music]]
130	* From [[Music/TheAdventuresOfDuaneAndBrando The Amazing BrandO's]] ''Castlevania 3'' song:
131	-->'''Trevor Belmont:''' I am gonna whip ''(whip crack)'' you ''(whip crack)'' so hard your mom will feel it!
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134	[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
135	* During his 2/14/11 comeback promo, Wrestling/TheRock was interrupted by Wrestling/MichaelCole and the "anonymous" Raw general manager. Needless to say, The Rock did not take that too well.
136	--> '''The Rock:''' Michael Cole, if you take one more step towards that computer, The Rock will get out of this ring and slap the taste so far out of your mouth you'll never get it back.
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139	[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
140	* In ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000'', during the Horus Heresy, the loyalist Primarch Sanguinius attempts to fight the traitor Primarch Horus. Horus, who by this time is hopped up on the power of all four Chaos gods, hits Sanguinius with a psychic attack so hard all of his genetic children felt it--the Black Rage of the Blood Angels is them suddenly reliving their Primarch's last moments, and they turn into furious berserkers ready to rip and tear the guts out of anything nearby, friend or foe.
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143	[[folder:Video Games]]
144	* Arena master from ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''
145	-->"You hit that Orc so hard, even her mother in Orsinium started bleeding!"
146	* Kid from ''VideoGame/ChronoCross''
147	-->"I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!"
148	* ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'': The tooltip for Archimonde's "Finger of Death" spell:
149	-->"Strikes an enemy with the finger of death, inflicting 20000 shadow damage upon them, their children, and their children's children."
150	* Ronfar from ''VideoGame/LunarEternalBlue'':
151	-->"Kid, I'm gonna spank you so hard that your grandkids are gonna feel it!"
152	* Scolar Visari, from ''VideoGame/{{Killzone}}'' makes a threat like this in the second game on behalf of the entire Helghan army, in true LargeHam style.
153	-->[[{{Quotes/Killzone}} "..we will unleash such]] ''[[{{Quotes/Killzone}} terrible vengeance]]'' [[{{Quotes/Killzone}} that generations yet]] ''[[{{Quotes/Killzone}} unborn]]'' [[{{Quotes/Killzone}} will cry out in anguish!"]]
154	* ''Spandex Force 2: Superhero U'':
155	-->'''Player character:''' Move out of the way, grampa, or I'm gonna punch you so hard your grandchildren will feel it!
156	* ''VideoGame/IcewindDale'' 2 had an axe, Widowthrough, that got its name because its wielder, when a rival claimed his blade was sharp enough to make widows out of every man in town, replied that his axe was sharp enough to kill the widows, too.
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160	* In the ''WebAnimation/CartoonMonsoon'' short "Go! Go! Mobaboy", the BigBad has the hero on the ropes at one point, and tells him "I'm gonna hit you so hard, [[BreakingTheFourthWall your voice actor will feel it!]]"
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163	[[folder:Web Comics]]
164	* ''Webcomic/Angels2200'': [[http://www.janahoffmann.com/angels/2011/05/14/part-8-comic-6-2/ (Whiskey to Kid's younger sister)]]
165	-->"I will put you on the ground so hard, even your brylcream [''sic''] will feel it."
166	* ''Webcomic/TouhouNekokayou'': "I will hit you so hard, your descendants will feel it!" [[http://dizzy.pestermom.com/?p=thcomic79 (this page, panels 7-9)]] [[MeanwhileInTheFuture And they do.]]
167	* ''Webcomic/LeastICouldDo'': Generational Sodomy: When a man skullfucks another man so hard, his great-grandchild reaches for the back of his head and says ow.
168	* ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': When speaking to his younger son, Dan McNinja says
169	--> I will smack you so hard your grandchildren will be mentally disabled
170	* [[http://evoncomics.com/?p=1646 This]] ''Webcomic/{{Evon}}'' comic: "If you '''EVER''' suggest something like that again, I'll kick you in the crotch so hard people will see your balls when you '''COUGH!'''"[[note]]Context: Evon just found out a former fling of hers is [[SurpriseIncest her half-brother]]. The brother doesn't see what the big deal is and is willing to pick up where they left off.[[/note]]
171	* In ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'', when Fred realises what a {{Jerkass}} Monette's dad is, [[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11282002.shtml he threatens to]] "beat him so hard, it'll send ripples back in time and prevent his granddaddy from plantin' baby seeds."
172	* ''Webcomic/TwoLumps'': the trash-talking in [[http://www.twolumps.net/d/20120502.html this strip]]"
173	-->"I'm gonna overflow your stack so hard your momma has a segmentation fault!"
174	* ''Webcomic/{{Wondermark}}'': [[http://wondermark.com/979/ "The Line Between Sour and Sweet"]] has this among its various trash talk:
175	-->"I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll ripple up the generations to our common ancestor, then back down until ''I'll'' feel it!"
176	* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'': [[TheNapoleon The eternally short and short-tempered]] [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0957.html Belkar threatens a vampire]] [[spoiler:Durkon]] thusly after yet another creative attempt on his life courtesy of a failed Will save.
177	-->'''Belkar:''' I am going to shove the sunshine so far up where the sun don't shine that you will vomit '''''nothing but warm summer days!!'''''
178	* ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}'': an Amazon angry about gender-related vocabulary specificities gives us this pearl:
179	-->"I will kick you so hard in the gender-non-specific cunt that your next period is coming through your nose!"
180	* ''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary'': [[https://www.schlockmercenary.com/2019-07-22 Murtaugh cutting off]] Thurl before he could fire off a painful pun[[note]]The two of them (plus Captain Tagon, who's there as well) are all digital clones of the real three, currently lounging in the memory of a deep space probe, waiting to make contact with thousand-millennia old Dyson sphere.[[/note]]:
181	-->'''Murtaugh:''' Thurl. If you say "getting busy" I will punch you so hard you'll have to spawn child processes just to feel all the pain.
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184	[[folder:Web Original]]
185	* Chuck of WebSite/SFDebris says that if [[Series/StarTrekEnterprise Shran]] called [[Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine Sisko]] "Brownskin", Sisko would punch him so hard Weyoun would feel it. Weyoun is an entirely different alien simply played by the same actor.
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188	[[folder:Web Videos]]
189	* WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory: Christopher Columbus to [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries Captain Kirk]]:
190	-->"I'll beat you so bad they'll feel it in [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration the next generation!]]
191	* People who are scammed on eBay usually plan to leave feedback so negative that their ancestors/descendants will be unable to complete any transactions.
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194	[[folder:Western Animation]]
195	* ''WesternAnimation/ThePenguinsOfMadagascar'', "Sting Operation":
196	-->'''Hornet:''' I sting you so hard your great-grandchildren say ouch!
197	* ''WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius'':
198	-->'''Cindy:''' I'll hit you so hard in the mouth it will wake up your dentist!
199	* In the ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' episode "Xmas Story", Fry tries to avert [[BadSanta Robot Santa's]] wrath by offering to put out milk and cookies. Robot's Santa's response?
200	-->'''Robot Santa:''' You ''dare'' bribe Santa? I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking you'll be coughing up diamonds!
201	* The banned ''WesternAnimation/{{Popeye}}'' cartoon "Seein' Red White 'N Blue" has both Popeye and Bluto laying a smackdown on Japanese saboteurs. Popeye's pre-punch one-liner "Your Emperor in Japan will feel this!" rings true. The punch travels all the way to Japan, where it knocks Hirohito over the backside of the horse he's riding:
202	-->'''Hirohito:''' It should happen to Hitler!
203	* The inevitable ''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' example, complete with LampshadeHanging:
204	-->'''Bart:''' I'll hit you so hard your whole family will feel it!\
205	'''Lisa:''' Bart, you're ''in'' my family.\
206	'''Bart:''' Shut up!
207	* In the final episode of ''WesternAnimation/FantasticFourTheAnimatedSeries'', the Thing says of Doctor Doom "This time, I'll hit ya so hard, your grandkids'll be born bouncin'!"
208	* An episode in ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBeavers'', Dagget annoys Norbert so much that he threatens to knock him into last week. This threat comes true and this repeats and becomes a GroundhogDayLoop. At the end, Dagget gets knocked back into the Stone Age.
209	* Parodied in the "A Very Anime/DragonBallZ Christmas" sketch of ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', where when Mrs. Claus is revealed as the BigBad, the reindeer start making threats of this type against her ("Let's beat her up so bad, her kids'll inherit the bruises!"), which quickly devolves into hurling random insults about how fat and ugly she is and the like. Santa has to interject to remind them "that's still my wife, guys".
210	* ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'': When they meet Scrooge's sister Matilda, Dewey excitedly asks her "Did you ever threaten to hit your sibling so hard your other sibling would feel it, and then they ''did''?" and smacks Louie, causing Louie and Huey to react in pain.
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