Line #39 Main/BottledCool


1	When you're selling people a lawnmower or a vacuum cleaner, you can emphasize the technical superiority of your product: our lawnmower mows the lawn better, our vacuum cleaner cleans... the vacuum better, that sort of thing.
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3	If your product has to be sold on subjective appreciation, however, you can appeal to something more basic: the desire to be popular. Instead of telling people how great the product is, you tell them how great they will become if they buy the product. Cool is as cool does, after all. See also the BandwagonTechnique.
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5	In fact, using the product may make you so cool that you [[LoveIsInTheAir become irresistible]]. See SexForProduct, GetTheSensation. A basic premise behind {{Perfume Commercial}}s.
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8	!!Examples
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13	* The commercials for Mentos always follow the same setup: young person comes across an obstacle formed by an older person, like a guard blocking the entry to a building or a parked car. He thinks a bit, and after popping a cool Mentos, performs some non-threatening act of social disobedience to clear the obstacle. Slogan: "Mentos, the Freshmaker". [[ThePowerOfCheese If that's not cool, I don't know what is]].
14	* York Peppermint Patties (a particular brand of chocolate coated mint) advertises how cool (as in cold) that the product makes you ''feel'', as if the product were vomited out of the Arctic or something.
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18	* Extremely common in car commercials. Usually, the car will be shown driving through the city at night with hip-hop music playing, as if the occupants were on their way to the CoolestClubEver. Sometimes (especially with trucks and [=SUVs=]), they're driving instead through an impressive landscape that's unlikely to feature on most of the customers' work routes, like mountains, the desert, or the Arctic, typically with rock or country music playing.
19	** A recent car commercial is worth noting. It seems to pretend to avert this trope, without any real substance, with the following statement said throughout:
20	-->These days, it seems like everybody's trying to be cool. But isn't being cool the furthest thing from cool? Maybe we should all just try to stop being cool and just, well, be.
21	** And don't forget the cars that are so cool they warp reality. There was a car commercial where the vehicle in question was driving through a Tim Burtoneque forest where all the trees were trying to smash his car up out of jealousy. Or something.
22	** A certain series of car ads has the car navigate a similarly belligerent, anthropomorphic city.
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26	* Print ads for tobacco products used to be notorious for this, and to an extent still are. One brand of cigarette is actually ''named'' Kool. ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' parodied this with a Joe Camel stand-in. Cigarettes give you an air of retro chic. Camels in particular evoke a bizarre pseudo-Turkish (and thus exotic) influence. And naturally chewing tobacco is the sure sign of a rugged mountain man.
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30	* Sportswear in general and running shoes in particular practically ''live'' on their ability to make their wearer look cool. Although they superficial emphasize how fast/far/high you will go in sports, it's really about how much you will be envied for your overpriced, street-robbery-inspiring apparel. Then again, they're fashion accessories. That ''is'' their primary purpose; the idea they'll make you into the next UsefulNotes/MichaelJordan is the bullcrap.
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34	* Just about any soft drink ever manufactured has used this type of commercial (how any given drink ''tastes'' usually isn't brought up), hence the trope name.
35	** The most obvious example is 7-Up's slogan "It's Cool To Be Clear", which was accompanied by a mascot designed to be the epitome of cool (at least for TheNineties).
36	** Coca-Cola and Pepsi, the two big brands of [[TheRival the "cola wars"]], each regularly try to out-cool the other. Coca-Cola fancies itself as "The Real Thing", while Pepsi tried to name an ''entire generation'' after itself.
37	** Mountain Dew deserves special mention here. It was born in [[UsefulNotes/{{Appalachia}} eastern Tennessee]] in TheForties and initially had a very "hillbilly" image, having originally been created as a mixer and its name coming from a slang term for Scotch whisky. Then [=PepsiCo=] bought the brand in 1964, and by TheSeventies it started pivoting its marketing in a more youthful, outdoorsy direction, selling it as a soft drink best enjoyed by people who run around screaming while riding mountain bikes off cliffs. It gained a new association around the TurnOfTheMillennium with gamer culture, which [=PepsiCo=] eagerly embraced by launching a citrus cherry flavor called Game Fuel.
38	** Some companies deliberately attempt to invert the trope. OK Soda was Coca-Cola's attempt in TheNineties to reach hipsters who wanted a humble off-brand. Sprite, another Coca-Cola brand, also became famous during that same time for their Advertising/ObeyYourThirst ad campaign, a lampooning of advertising tropes in general (especially this one) whose long-running slogan was "Imagine is nothing. Thirst is everything. Obey your thirst."
39	* Miracle Whip. Yes... Miracle Whip, the pseudo-mayonnaise, ran an ad campaign in the late '00s styled like this. ''"We're Miracle Whip, and we will not tone it down."''
40	* Dos Equis beer has Advertising/TheMostInterestingManInTheWorld, who shows what can happen when this trope is played with a wink and a nudge (pure concentrated '''awesome.''')
41	-->Stay thirsty, my friends.
42	* Played straight in ads for Smirnoff Ice, which feature model-perfect twentysomething hipsters throwing impromptu raves in unlikely places such as subway cars and abandoned gas stations, with Smirnoff Ice as the drink of choice.
43	* Zima happily abused this trope in the [[TheNineties late '90s]]. Originally, it was just another malt beverage made by an American brewer, but commercials played it up as this ultimate imported stuff that people at the CoolestClubEver would let touch their lips exclusively. Unsurprisingly, it got a rep as being a drink for girls and snooty {{hipster}}s too wimpy to drink "real" alcohol, and lost market share fast.
44	* Back in the day, Lucozade was marketed as a high-sugar restorative drink for invalids, suitable for those convalescing after surgery. During the 1980s, as the British people had long since come out of wartime restrictions and post-war austerity and simply didn't need excessive sugar to restore health, the flagging beverage was repackaged as a "sports drink" to enable athletes to pull that last bit of match-winning vitality out of exhaustion. Overnight, a tonic for the sick became cool as a miracle drink for the super-fit and those who aspired to be super-fit. Nothing ''inside'' the rebranded bottles and cans changed, though.
45	* Gatorade, the American equivalent of Lucozade, actually did begin its life as a sports drink, specifically formulated by scientists at the University of Florida in 1965 for their [[UsefulNotes/CollegiateAmericanFootball Gators football team]] to replenish carbohydrates and electrolytes during games and training. It has worn its association with sports on its sleeve ever since, from endorsement deals with professional leagues and athletes to the fact that the DrenchCelebration is more commonly known in the US as the "Gatorade shower".
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49	* An ad for a game player is shot at various clubs and parties so cool you will never be there, with the POV obliviously glued to the game...because it's so much cooler.
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53	* An ad for a Hungarian radio inverted this trope by having several people tell their (positive) opinions about it, ending with a stupid looking, boring and generally uncool old bum saying "Meh. I don't listen to that stuff."
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57	* There's a series of digital camera ads with former ''Series/That70sShow'' star Creator/AshtonKutcher disrupting various hip functions, lately a fashion show -- there's a thin line between 'cool' and 'tool'.
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60	!!Parody Examples
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63	* The parody by Comedy Troupe Picnicface called POWERTHIRST.
64	-->''BABIES! You'll have so many babies! 400 babies!''
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68	* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy'' has Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
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72	* The video for Music/{{Jewel}}'s "Intuition" is a parody of this, filled with numerous shots of "cool" marketing juxtaposed with grainy camcorder footage of the otherwise plain real-world streets where these ads are being filmed.
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76	* In the ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'' "candy product", Strong Bad thinks up a ridiculous candy bar called SBLOUNSKCHED!, and then imagines a commercial where he goes around messing with his friends and neighbors, who brush off whatever he did to them when he holds up the candy bar.
77	-->'''Strong Bad:''' Man, with a candy bar like that, you could get away with anything!
78	* ''WebVideo/ScottTheWoz'' features Water Z EX+, the cooler, more anti-p*ssy way to stay hydrated!
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