Line #46 Literature/TheMeaningOfLiff


1	->''"There are hundreds of familiar experiences, feelings and objects for which no words exist, yet hundreds of strange words are idly loafing around on signposts. ''The Meaning of Liff'' connects the two."''
2	-->-- '''Back cover blurb''', ''The Meaning of Liff''
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4	''The Meaning of Liff'' is a humorous mock-dictionary by writer Creator/DouglasAdams and [[Creator/TheBBC BBC]] comedy producer John Lloyd, first published in 1983, which uses placenames as {{neologism}}s.
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6	The authors' rationale was that there are loads of everyday things, recognisable sensations and familiar situations for which the English language lacks a precise name. At the same time there are tonnes of interesting words, which ''look'' like reasonable names for these things, doing no more than sitting around on road signs all day.
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8	So they decided to pair them up.
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10	Hence if you ever find yourself, for instance, abruptly discovering you've been hearing a song lyric wrong all these years: well that moment of discovery, according to this book, has a name: a ''rhymney''[[note]](a town in the Welsh Valleys)[[/note]]. Or you know when someone in a crowded room is attempting to tell another person something private, rude or plain weird, [[SevenMinuteLull just as everyone else falls silent]]? Well, now you can measure the precise loudness and/or embarrassment of this statement as a ''lulworth''[[note]](a cove on the South Coast of England)[[/note]]. A ''droitwich''[[labelnote:*]](a spa town in the central English county of Worcestershire)[[/labelnote]] is the little hopping dance performed by two pedestrians [[OverlyPolitePals each attempting to give way to the other]] and failing. And so on.
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12	In RealLife the real Liff is a Scottish village, in Angus near Dundee. Its 'meaning', as given in the current edition of the book, is appropriately:
13	-->'''''Liff''''' ''n. A common object or experience for which no word yet exists.''
14	-- although in practice "liffs" have come to mean the book's words ''for'' this kind of common object or experience.
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16	The idea was sparked in a conversation Adams and Lloyd had while on holiday in Corfu in 1978 (when the former, a RidiculousProcrastinator, was 'attempting' to write ''[[Literature/TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]]''), based on memories of a school assignment the young Douglas was once given -- which may itself have been based on a 1950s essay by English humorist Paul Jennings: ''[[https://hack4hire.wordpress.com/2013/12/02/before-the-meaning-of-liff/ Ware, Wye, Watford]]''. Some of ''Liff'''s 'definitions' originally appeared in the ''Series/NotTheNineOClockNews'' calender, and "glossop" and "scrogs" are mentioned in the additional material in the ''Series/{{Blackadder}}: The Whole Damn Dynasty'' script book; both shows were directed by Lloyd.
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18	A revised and expanded version was published in 1990 as ''The Deeper Meaning Of Liff'', though a further revision (after Adams DiedDuringProduction) for 2013's 30th anniversary restored the original title. In 2012 a sequel, ''Afterliff'', was published, compiled by Lloyd and Jon Cantor with added liffs submitted from fans and famous friends.
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20	TropeNamer for {{Zeerust}}[[labelnote:*]](it's a town, originally named Coetzee's Rust, in northern South Africa... in case you're interested)[[/labelnote]], and by extension ZeerustCanon:
21	-->''''' Zeerust''''' ''n. The particular kind of datedness which afflicts things that were originally designed to look futuristic.''
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24	!! ''The Meaning of Liff'' contains examples of, or words for:
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26	* AbstractScale: Several words define the measurement of something that can't be measured.
27	* AchievementsInIgnorance: "Aboyne" is to win a game of skill against a professional by playing so appallingly that none of his clever tactics are of any use to him.
28	* ApologisesALot: "Greeley."
29	* AsLongAsItSoundsForeign: "Aberbeeg" is to use a Mexican accent when called upon to play any kind of foreigner.
30	* BreadEggsMilkSquick: The definition for "Nacton" gives the examples ''fish 'n' chips'', ''mix 'n' match'' and ''assault 'n' battery''.
31	** The definition of "Toronto":
32	--->''Generic term for anything which comes out in a gush despite all your careful efforts to let it out gently, e.g. flour into a white sauce, tomato ketchup on to fried fish, sperm into a human being, etc.''
33	** "Belper":
34	--->''A knob of someone else's chewing gum you unexpectedly find your hand resting on under a desk's top, under your car's passenger seat, or on somebody's thigh under their skirt.''
35	** "Pelutho":
36	--->''A South American ball game. The balls are whacked against a brick wall with a stout wooden bat [[ColdBloodedTorture until the prisoner confesses.]]''
37	** The back cover of ''The Deeper Meaning of Liff'' boasts "Twice as many definitions[[note]]Well, nearly twice as many[[/note]]. Lavishly illustrated. Crammed with bottom jokes."
38	* BrilliantButLazy: "Ible."
39	* ByNoIMeanYes: An inverted form with "Yesnaby", which is a "yes, maybe" that means "no."
40	* {{Curse}}: "Aird of Sleat", an ancient Scottish curse cast from afar on the land now occupied by Heathrow Airport.
41	* CutHimselfShaving: "Sluggan" is when you really ''did'' walk into a door, but no-one believes you.
42	* HomeMadeSweaterFromHell: "Jurby."
43	* IgnoreTheDisability: "Wigan" -- an ITN newsreader with a DodgyToupee was supposedly always given stories about that town.
44	* InnocentAwkwardQuestion: The book defines a "smeem" as the frozen smile a parent gets when their child points out a condom in mixed company and asks, "What's that?"
45	* ItCameFromTheFridge: "Guernsey" is the reaction to this.
46	* LiteralCliffHanger: A "grimmit" is the small bush cartoon characters cling onto.
47	* MondegreenGag: "Woolfardisworthy." From ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}'':
48	-->When he himself might his quietus make,
49	-->With a bare bodkin? Who woolfardisworthy,
50	-->To grunt and sweat under a wary life.
51	** The realisation that you've long been hearing a mondegreen, via belatedly discovering the true words of a song, is itself defined as a "rhymney".
52	* SelfDeprecation: The book originally bore the tagline ''"[[ThisProductWillChangeYourLife This book will change your life]]"'', either as part of its cover or as an adhesive label. The eponymous "liff" was then defined inside as:
53	-->''A book, the contents of which are totally belied by its cover. For instance, any book the dust jacket of which bears the words, 'This book will change your life'.''
54	** The thirtieth anniversary edition instead bears a sticker claiming ''"New and unimproved"''.
55	* RagingStiffie: Several words for such under different circumstances, namely "Huby", "Humby", "Lower Peover", "Stebbing", and "Visby".
56	* SevenMinuteLull: The measurement of the embarrassment this causes is a "lulworth".
57	* ShaggyDogStory: Gildersome, a joke that starts off well, but which the listener tires of after half an hour.
58	* SpannerInTheWorks: "Aboyne."
59	* TermsOfEndangerment: "Nyarling."
60	* TheTalk: Ambleside.
61	* ThisProductWillChangeYourLife: According to the cover, though subverted by the original definition of "liff" itself (see SelfDeprecation above).
62	* TranslationYes: "Pen-tre-tefarn-y-fedw"'s definition, allegedly a direct translation from the Welsh, runs to three lines.
63	* YourMimeMakesItReal: "Scosthrop" is the act of miming using a pair of scissors while searching for them, in the hope that it will favourably influence your chance of actually finding them.
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