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3''Professor Moriarty: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles'' is a short story collection by Creator/KimNewman. It purports to be the memoirs of Colonel Sebastian Moran, trusted subordinate to Literature/SherlockHolmes's favourite criminal mastermind Professor Moriarty, from the day of their first meeting to that day of reckoning by the Reichenbach Falls. Moriarty and Moran are presented as a dark mirror of Holmes and his assistant/chronicler Dr Watson, living in similar circumstances and having adventures that echo the detective's famous cases (the title story being an obvious example). As is usual for Kim Newman, the stories feature guest appearances by many other fictional characters (the eponymous story again being an obvious example).
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5Some of the stories have been previously published, including "[[http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/sherlock/ A Shambles in Belgravia]]". Others, including the final story, are new to this collection.
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7The version of Irene Adler featured in this book also appears in Newman's ''Literature/AngelsOfMusic''. Newman has indicated that both are loosely set in the same shared universe as his earlier Literature/DiogenesClub series.
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10* Preface: by Professor Christina Temple of Birkbeck College, explaining how the manuscript came to light.
11# A Volume in Vermillion: Colonel Moran takes employment with Professor Moriarty, and Moriarty is approached by a corrupt Mormon elder to deal with [[Literature/RidersOfThePurpleSage a group of fugitives from their brand of justice]].
12# A Shambles in Belgravia: The opera singer Irene Adler hires Moriarty to retrieve a set of photographs depicting her knocking about with [[Literature/ThePrisonerOfZenda a certain European nobleman]].
13# The Red Planet League: After a prominent astronomer publicly mocks Moriarty's magnus opus, ''The Dynamics of an Asteroid'', declaring that the [[Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds chances of anything coming from Mars]] are higher than the possibility that Moriarty's theory is accurate, Moriarty plots a terrible revenge.
14# The Hound of the D'Urbervilles: The new heir to the estate of the [[Literature/TessOfTheDUrbervilles D'Urbervilles]] is having trouble with uppity peasants and a mysterious and murderous blood-red hound, and hires Moriarty to sort them out.
15# The Adventure of the Six Maledictions: Mad Carew, late of Her Majesty's Army, [[Literature/TheGreenEyeOfTheLittleYellowGod stole a holy artifact in Nepal]] and wants Moriarty to save him from the attendant curse. Moriarty's solution begins with seeking out five ''more'' cursed artifacts, including ''Literature/TheJewelOfSevenStars'' and ''Film/{{The Maltese Falcon|1941}}''.
16# The Greek Invertebrate: Moriarty's brother drags him into a complicated tangle involving a giant worm and a group of psychic investigators who are none of them what they appear.
17# The Problem of the Final Adventure: Moriarty's archenemy is on the verge of bringing his criminal empire down. Drastic measures are called for. "You know how this ends. Someone goes over a waterfall."
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21!!This book provides examples of:
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23* AbusiveParents: Moriarty's father and mother were emotionally neglectful, to the point that he says that he was "a ghost" at his household.
24* AffablyEvil: Moran, who has some legitimate virtues (bravery and loyalty), but is still a remorseless killer.
25* AmbiguousSituation: Sometimes Moran's account doesn't match up with Watson's, leaving it unclear if one (both?) of them is embellishing. Especially in "Problem of the Final Adventure"; it's unclear if Holmes foolishly allowed himself to be manipulated into going to Reichenbach to find Mabuse, or if Moriarty foolishly believed he'd manipulated Holmes when he was actually playing into the detective's plans all along.
26* ArtisticLicenseBiology: In "The Red Planet League", Moriarty keeps vampire squid alive by feeding them mice. Real vampire squid are scavengers who eat the remains of marine invertebrates and are not adapted to hunt living prey. (The narration points out that they wouldn't eat mice normally; it's implied Moriarty is training them to enjoy blood and meat.)
27* AscendedExtra: Basically everybody. Moran gets like three lines in Holmes canon, but here he's narrator and main character. Likewise, Moriarty never even appears directly in canon, only in second-hand accounts from Holmes and Lestrade. Irene Adler also gets a little more time here (and plays a fairly important role in the last story), along with many other minor characters from Holmes stories.
28* AssholeVictim:
29** Sir Nevil Airey Stent in "The Red Planet League" is a jerk who has no compunction about cheating on his wife, treats everyone like dirt, and actually has a List (capital "L") of enemies and publicly refutes Moriarty's academic work purely for revenge.
30** Jasper Stokeville in "The Hound of the D'Urbervilles".
31** [[spoiler:Moriarty]] in "The Problem of the Final Adventure".
32* BadassBookworm: Moriarty, as Moran states he has wiry strength and hidden fighting skills. He only kills twice, by scientifically stabbing two men in vital areas. In his fight with Holmes, he's about the detective's equal.
33* BadGuyBar:
34** The Bagatelle Club, where Moran is eventually caught (in line with the official Sherlock Holmes canon).
35** Possibly Colonel Moriarty's Xeniades Club, a dark mirror of the Diogenes Club owned by Mycroft Holmes. We never get any indication that it's anything but a debate club, but the founder is certainly more than he appears, and compare how Diogenes is treated in Kim Newman's other works. Note also that Xeniades is, in antiquity, the man who owned Diogenes the Cynic as a slave.
36* TheBeastmaster: [[spoiler: Sorrow Durbyfield and his six wolves.]]
37* BirthdayPartyGoesWrong: Moriarty's attempt to throw a birthday party for Moran is a subtle version of this. It ends up making Moran aware of his own advancing age, and [[spoiler:Moriarty's poor choice of a birthday present for Moran and Moran's inability to come up with anything to say that could heal the resulting rift sums up how neither of them are really capable of a Holmes-and-Watson genuine friendship. It is implied that this helps lead to Moran killing Moriarty during the real events of the Holmes-Moriarty confrontation in "The Final Problem"]].
38* BloodKnight: Moran lives for danger.
39* BodyguardBetrayal: [[spoiler: How Moriarty dies.]]
40* BoomerangBigot: Moran has bad things to say about natives, Italians, the French, Americans, and homosexuals, but as the narrator notes in the preface, he seems to hate straight white British males most of all.
41* TheBrigadier: Colonel Moriarty is a dark version. Just as Holmes' elder brother ''is'' the British government, the elder James claims that he ''is'' the British army.
42* TheBrute:
43** Dan'l serves as this to Jasper Stoke.
44** The Hoxton Creeper is this to Queen Tera.
45* CarryABigStick:
46** Dan'l carries a heavy cane he calls "Gertie".
47** Diggory Venn carries a quarterstaff during the hunting expedition for Red Shuck, and Moran notes that he's seen men with long sticks beat men with short swords.
48* CelebrityParadox: Many of Professor Temple's helpful historical footnotes refer to fictional works, such as Creator/ArthurConanDoyle's Literature/SherlockHolmes stories, as if they were factual historical accounts -- including one of Newman's own Literature/DiogenesClub stories, which Temple dismisses as "fanciful".
49* CelebrityResemblance: Dame Philomela Box, the inheritor of Moran's manuscript in the frame story, is a tall, unnaturally thin woman with a skunk stripe.
50-->The newspapers had made a lot out of Dame Philomela's resemblance to a Disney cartoon villainess. I wondered if she didn't cultivate the effect.
51* CerebusSyndrome: The earliest stories are comedies, with lots of broad parody, but the book as a whole has a gradual arc toward a more sombre, reflective tone.
52* CharacterTics:
53** Moriarty's neck movements, which he seems completely unaware of (established in his brief description in "The Final Problem"). His brothers do the same thing, and when Moriarty goes in disguise, his oscillating gives him away (he makes it work for him one time.)
54** Moran, by his own admission, is very obvious to read--when he's happy he smiles like an idiot and when he's angry he frowns like thunder. People can tell he's mad by how red he gets.
55** Lassiter chews his moustache when he's frustrated--which the card sharp Moran picks up on.
56* CharlesAtlasSuperpower: The Hoxton Creeper is apparently unkillable thanks to this.
57* ChekhovsGun:
58** In "The Hound of the D'Urbervilles", Moriarty is dissecting an Amati violin, which Moran believes he bought solely to spite another bidder--probably the Thin Man--but at the end of the story, it's shown he had a purpose after all.
59** The air gun Moriarty gives Moran for his birthday. [[spoiler: Moran winds up murdering Moriarty with it at Reichenbach Falls, despite what Watson tells you...]]
60* CigarFuseLighting: In "The Six Maledictions", it's noted of Irish revolutionary bomber Tyrone Mountmain that if he's smoking a cigar, his dynamite is ready to hand.
61* ColonelKilgore: Moran is this, a talented soldier and fairly smart man who also has very few morals, he basically just enjoyed killing people and after being mauled during a tiger hunt, he's sent back to England and basically forced out of the army. He's a classic BloodKnight who takes to murder for hire quite well once he starts working for Professor Moriarty.
62* ComplexityAddiction: Moriarty will never use a simple solution if he can think of a complex solution to the same problem. Sometimes, as in "The Adventure of the Six Maledictions", it goes off without a hitch. However, in "A Shambles in Belgravia" his choice to create an elaborate solution to a problem that most people would have taken a more subtle, straightforward approach to turns out to be precisely what his opponent was counting on.
63* CoolVsAwesome: "The Adventure of the Six Maledictions" features a [[BigfootSasquatchandYeti yeti]] fight [[ImplacableMan the Hoxton Creeper]].
64* CombatHaircomb: Ilse von Oberstein has a haircomb that's really a dagger.
65* DarkActionGirl: Sophy Kratides, who first is this for the oldest Moriarty brother and then for Moriarty himself.
66* DeliberateValuesDissonance: Used both within the story itself (as a parody of the kinds of Victorian/Edwardian travel memoirs popular at the time) and in-universe as a part of the framing device. Prof. Temple draws attention to Moran's racism and homophobia in the introduction and endnotes, although she takes pains to note that Moran "especially loathed straight white male British Christians."
67* DiabolicalMastermind: Moriarty, of course, and various colleagues of his that appear throughout the book. In an inversion, a certain consulting detective is referred to as an "angelic mastermind".
68* DisguisedHostageGambit: Mabuse uses this to trick Moran into shooting an agent of Box Brothers in a bank in Switzerland.
69* DivideAndConquer: In "Problem of the Final Adventure", Moriarty attempts this by pitting the Thin Man against Dr. Mabuse. It backfires: the "clues" Moriarty uses to frame Mabuse are so circuitous even the Thin Man doesn't pick up on them (so his focus is drawn to Moriarty instead), and, even worse, it's implied Mabuse was doing ''exactly the same thing'' by pitting Moriarty against the Thin Man. ''And'' it's possible that the Thin Man was doing the same thing by pitting Mabuse against Moriarty! [[spoiler: In which case, he's the only one of the three whose gambit pays off]]
70* DoctorDoctorDoctor: Blended with a OneSteveLimit aversion. Professor James Moriarty takes his henchman, Colonel Moran, to visit his brother, Colonel Moriarty... who is ''also'' named James. And they're discussing ''a third'' James, leading to a conversation like this:
71--> '''Professor Moriarty''': James.
72--> '''Colonel Moriarty''': James. Colonel.
73--> '''Moran''': Colonel.
74--> '''Colonel Moriarty''': It's James, James.
75--> '''Professor''': James, James?
76--> '''Moran''': James, Colonel?
77--> '''Colonel Moriarty''': Yes, Colonel. [[OverlyLongGag James]].
78* TheDragon:
79** Moran for Moriarty, with Sophy Kratides later sharing the role.
80** Nakszynski for Jasper Stoke.
81* TheDreaded: While Moriarty has nothing but contempt for the Thin Man (i.e. Sherlock Holmes) and considers him an easily duped pawn at best, even he is intimidated by the Thin Man's brother, the Fat Man (i.e. Mycroft Holmes). Moran describes him in narration as "terrifying."
82* DreadfulMusician: Irene Adler, according to Moriarty and Moran, being so bad that one of her conductors shot his brains out after her dismal performance.
83** Madame Castafiore is deemed painful to all but her followers, continuing the joke from Tintin comics
84* EgomaniacHunter: Moran, carrying over but exaggerated from Arthur Conan Doyle's portrayal, is a famous big game hunter and a hedonistic, thrillseeking near-sociopath.
85* EndOfAnAge:
86** Moriarty gives a speech about this in "The Problem of the Final Adventure", foretelling the end of the age of master criminals.
87** There's a more serious version in "The Greek Invertebrate", where the ForgottenSuperweapon (GreekFire) foreshadows UsefulNotes/WorldWarI. Moriarty the eldest talks about how Moran's day as a soldier is over with the advent of technological terrors like the Lampros, and while he's not quite right, Moran is of the mind that weapons like the train (and even gatling guns) "rather take the sport out of it."
88* EnemiesList: Sir Nevil Airey Stent has a List of other astronomers whose careers he intends to crush to bolster his own superiority.
89* EntertaininglyWrong: Sherlock Holmes becomes this retroactively, as some of these stories propose he failed to completely solve some crimes in the classic Conan Doyle stories.
90** In ''Literature/AStudyInScarlet'', one of the clues is the message "Rache" found near the victim. Holmes refutes the idea that it's short for "Rachel", and decides it's simply a RedHerring. "A Volume in Vermillion" reveals [[spoiler: the message ''was'' referring to a woman named "Rachel", and Holmes could have used that clue to find Moriarty]].
91** In ''The Six Napoleons'', Holmes investigates a series of smashed plaster busts and deduces that the smasher is looking for a pearl hidden inside one of them. "The Six Maledictions" [[spoiler: reveals that Moriarty put a different jewel in ''each'' bust, something Holmes never deduced in the original story]].
92** Both Holmes and Moriarty are Entertainingly Wrong in "The Problem of the Final Adventure". Moriarty tries to leave clues for Holmes that implicate his rival, Dr. Mabuse. Holmes never realizes that Mabuse was involved in any way, but the clues ''do'' lead him to Moriarty. Oops.
93* EvenEvilHasStandards:
94** Moran is disgusted by Colonel Moriarty's ideas of modern warfare in "The Greek Invertebrate".
95** In "The Problem of the Final Adventure", Moriarty is either shocked or appalled (or both) that Mabuse would dare get at him through his brothers. Moriarty is undoubtedly shocked, however, at Mabuse's use of his orderly, "mathematical" approach to crime to spread chaos which he sees ultimately as imitation and does ''not'' find it flattering.
96* EvilCounterpart:
97** Moriarty and Moran are depicted as evil versions of the usual depiction of Holmes and Watson, complete with evil counterparts for [=221B=] Baker Street, Mrs Hudson, the Baker Street Irregulars, and Holmes's bees (Moriarty breeds wasps).
98** A major theme of "The Problem of the Final Adventure" is the rise of opponents (good counterparts?) for the world's criminal masterminds. Irene actually refers to Watson as being in thrall to an "angelic mastermind," while Moran mentions that Holmes has the "Moriartian trait" of not sharing anything with his second-in-command.
99** Jack Quartz and Dr. Mabuse also serve as evil counterparts to Moriarty, at least by his own moral standards.
100* EvilIsPetty: When a former student of his makes a public refutation of Moriarty's work, he responds by destroying the guy's career and convincing everyone he's insane (not to mention hitting him with an exotic species of squid).
101* EvilLaugh: Moriarty rarely laughs, and when he does, it terrifies everyone around him (Moran included).
102--> Pigeons fell dead three streets away. Hitherto-enthusiastic customers in Mrs Halifax's rooms suddenly lost ardour at the worst possible moment. Vampire squid waved their tentacles. I quelled an urge to bring up my mutton lunch.
103* EvilVersusEvil: How do you get away with having a criminal mastermind and a murderous womanizing misanthrope as the protagonists? At least partly by crossing their paths with other people who are at least as unpleasant as they are.
104* ExternalRetcon: There was a lot more going on during "The Final Problem" than Watson ever knew.
105* {{Expy}}: Prof. Moriarty as this for Holmes, Col. Moran for Watson, Mrs. Hallifax for Mrs. Hudson, the Conduit Street Comanche for the Baker Street Irregulars, and Col. Moriarty for Mycroft Holmes.
106* FalseReassurance: Moriarty gives one to a client who stiffs him on the bill once the danger appears to be over. [[spoiler:He promised Carew that he wouldn't be killed the priests of the yellow god; he didn't say anything about being killed by somebody else first...]]
107* FemmeFatale: Many characters, including Irene Adler, Queen Tera, and Sophy Kratides.
108* FootnoteFever: Dr. Temple's comic footnotes include faked academic essays in real journals, amusing asides about Moran, and, more helpfully, explanations for the reader about what is being parodied when.
109* ForTheEvulz: Moran talks about how much fun and excitement crime can provide, unlike Moriarty, who simply pursues crime as a function of mathematics because he doesn't care for anyone's laws or morals but his own.
110* ForegoneConclusion:
111** "You know how this ends. Someone goes over a waterfall."
112** Despite various retcons, it is established very early in the book that Moran gets arrested for murder, as in "The Adventure of the Empty House".
113* FramingDevice: The book is told as Moran's personal memoirs, recovered many decades later and published by an academic.
114* FreudianExcuse: Moriarty and Moran are both revealed to have had unhappy childhoods with unpleasant fathers. Moran's was the usual sort of unhappy childhood for a man of his period and social class; Moriarty's was uniquely horrible and Moriarty states that if things had been different, he (and his brothers) would be, too.
115* GatlingGood: The Knight's Templar use one during their fight over the Maltese Falcon.
116* GentlemanThief: Raffles and Lupin, naturally.
117* GreatWhiteHunter: Moran's claim to fame.
118* TheGunslinger: Jim Lassiter, the American cowboy. Moran is impressed by his accuracy after deriding tales of handgun accuracy.
119* HistoricalDomainCharacter: Creator/HGWells has a cameo in "The Red Planet League".
120* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: In-universe, the utter demolition of Tess Durbeyfield's reputation within ''Literature/TessOfTheDUrbervilles'' is depicted from the perspective of those who were given no insight into her perspective on events, thus leading everyone to dismiss her as a villainous, murderous harlot who targeted a noble and upstanding family, rather than the innocent victim of other people's greed, lust and self-righteousness that she actually was.
121* HypocriticalHumor: After Moriarty visits the Thin Man, he returns and sneers to Moran about how immature and childish he is. Moran's narration notes that going to a man's house specifically to taunt him by gloating about how powerful and untouchable you are before mocking him behind his back once you've left is itself hardly the height of maturity.
122* ICallItVera:
123** Moran reminisces about a custom-made rifle he used to own named "Prometheus". He buried it after he was forced to use it as crutch while trekking injured out of the jungle.
124** Desperado Dan'l, TheBrute to Jasper Stoke in "The Hound of the D'urbervilles", carries a heavy walking stick he calls "Gertie".
125* IHaveNoSon: Moriarty's father wanted to pass his Christian name on to a worthy son. However, as each son was born, he found some unspecified fault with them, and transferred the name to the successive one, refusing to acknowledge his previous sons.
126* ImprobableAimingSkills: In "A Volume in Vermillion", Moran points out that Lassiter's reputation with a pistol is ridiculous: "With anything further away than a dozen yards, you might as well ''throw'' the gun as fire it." [[spoiler: Lassiter still turns out to be Moran's match, though.]]
127* IrishExplosivesExpert: Irish revolutionary bomber Tyrone Mountmain in "The Six Maledictions".
128* {{Irony}}: Throughout "The Problem of the Final Adventure", Moran and Moriarty are dismissive of Sherlock Holmes, and Moriarty is fixated on defeating his true archenemy, Dr. Mabuse. However, Holmes' efforts enable them to defeat Mabuse, and gets Moriarty killed, and then gets Moran arrested a few years later. Not bad for a "beaky, hectoring, drug addict."
129* JadeColoredGlasses: Moran's narrative is much more cynical than Watson's. In the latter, Sherlock nearly always comes out on top, Irene Adler was as cunning as beautiful, and Reichenbach was an epic showdown between intellectual titans. In the former, Sherlock was totally duped, Adler is rather crass and snide, and Reichenbach... well, more was going on than we were led to believe.
130* KickTheDog: Moran has (thwarted) plans to kill one kid's annoying little dog (he notes that in some countries it wouldn't be a big deal and points out that in London, it'd be less of a fuss to kill the kid).
131* LawyerFriendlyCameo:
132** [[Literature/SherlockHolmes The Thin Man in Baker Street]], and his brother, the Fat Man in Whitehall.[[note]]Strictly speaking, most of Arthur Conan Doyle's stories featuring the Thin Man are now out of copyright, but at the time this book was published the Conan Doyle Estate had a reputation for lawyering up at the smallest provocation on the grounds that the character was theirs as long as they retained even one story.[[/note]]
133*** Apparently Newman wasn't as concerned about borrowing Moriarty and Moran, who belong to the same Estate.
134** [[Literature/FuManchu The Lord of Strange Deaths]], and his daughter. Lampshaded in a footnote where Professor Temple says she knows his identity, "or at least the name he most commonly used", but has been warned that there are still people acting for him and it would be... inadvisable... to be spilling the beans.[[note]]This one's equally meta and even more convoluted; while the Lord's stories are now in the public domain, the character's ''name'' is a registered trademark owned by his creator's estate. In other words, while you can technically use the character you have to pay to use his name. Ironically, this is actually quite fitting, given how the Lord's whole deal is being shrouded in mystery and legend as a quasi-supernatural villain of immense power.[[/note]]
135* LegionOfDoom: They include Professor Moriarty, Colonel Moran, [[Literature/{{Raffles}} A.J. Raffles]], and [[Film/ThePearlOfDeath The Hoxton Creeper]] from Britain, [[Literature/SherlockHolmes Irene Adler]] and [[Literature/NickCarter Jack Quartz]] from America, Literature/ArseneLupin and Film/LesVampires from France, [[Literature/ThePrisonerOfZenda Rupert of Hentzau]], [[Literature/TheJewelOfSevenStars Queen Tera]] of Egypt, Literature/FuManchu and Doctor Nikola from China, and [[Film/DrMabuseTheGambler Doctor Mabuse]] from Germany.
136* MadMathematician:
137** Professor James Moriarty considers crime a logical extension of his mathematical research, specifically committing impossible crimes to conquer the impossible.
138** Doctor Mabuse is also a mathematician and more of a madman.
139* MassiveMultiplayerCrossover: Of [[UsefulNotes/VictorianBritain Victorian]] and [[TheEdwardianEra Edwardian]] fiction. Starts small, with one crossover each in the early stories, and builds up to things like the six maledictions and [[spoiler:a secret meeting of all the supervillains of the period]].
140* MasterOfDisguise:
141** Mabuse, true to form.
142** Usually averted with Moriarty, whose successes in this area require people not to be paying much attention. Unlike Holmes, who often fooled Watson, Moriarty cannot stop his characteristic neck wobble and only fools Moran once, briefly.
143* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane: Several characters have supernatural qualities (The Hoxton Creeper's invulnerability for instance) but they all have mundane explanations.
144* MirrorCharacter: In his contemptuous dismissal of the Thin Man, Moriarty at one point sneers about how immature and childish he is. In his narration, Moran notes that Moriarty going all the way to the Thin Man's home to essentially taunt and boast about his genius and invincibility, and then gloating about it and mocking at the Thin Man behind the Thin Man's back, is itself [[HypocriticalHumor a rather immature and childish thing to do]]. Further, Moran notes that Holmes also has the habit of not filling in his partner about his plans.
145* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Besides Moriarty, you've got Fu Manchu, Nikola, and Mabuse. And Jack Quartz, but there are some doubts as to his actual qualifications. Stent (while less evil) may also qualify, considering his obvious pleasure at ruining the careers of his colleagues on "the List."
146* MusclesAreMeaningless: Moriarty demonstrates in "A Volume in Vermilion" and "The Greek Invertebrate" that he's much, much stronger than he looks. Moran mentions it's because he holds to a strange diet of carrot shavings and melon seeds.
147* MyEyesAreUpHere: In her own inimitable style, Irene Adler says to Colonel Moran:
148-->"That's better. Look me in the lamps, Colonel."
149* MythologyGag: Far too many to list individually.
150* NotHisSled: [[spoiler: Three people are proposed as Moriarty's archenemy over the course of the book; neither is Sherlock Holmes, whom Moriarty never regards as more than an occasional nuisance.]]
151* NoNameGiven: The various leaders of Les Vampires are never named, due to the fact that they die so often Moran can never be bothered to learn their names.
152* ObfuscatingStupidity: The mastermind in "The Hound of the D'Urbervilles". To wit he crushes Moran's gun hand under his boot but it comes off as an accident even to Moran--at first.
153* OneSteveLimit:
154** Averted in "The Greek Invertebrate", which takes a famous continuity error from the Literature/SherlockHolmes stories -- in which Professor Moriarty and his brother Colonel Moriarty are both named James -- and runs with it.
155** Taken up to eleven by the fact that there are at least FIVE characters named James in this book: Professor Moriarty, his father, both of his younger brothers and John Watson (who is sometimes called James Watson. Doyle's continuity again.)
156* ParentalFavoritism: Professor Moriarty's parents favored their youngest son over their elders, though it seems largely on the part of his father, James the first, who grew to dislike the Professor and so named his next son James, and then grew to dislike him, but never to dislike the youngest before the Moriarty parents died. (Moriarty mentions he doesn't remember his mother talking much at all, implying she may have been abused in her own way by papa James.)
157* ParentalSubstitute: Moran considers Moriarty to be a father-figure, which tells you how bad his actual dad is--Moran doesn't ''like'' Moriarty but he respects his genius, at least.
158* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: Colonel Moran, Jasper Stoke and [[spoiler:Sorrow Durbyfield]], among others.
159* PragmaticVillainy: While Moriarty and Moran both will sometimes do things ForTheEvulz, they also both do realize the advantages of pragmatism in crime. At different times, they both deliver lectures on the foolishness of committing crimes for idealistic causes, the foolishness of stealing unique objects, and the importance of planning out one's crimes in advance. [[spoiler: At one point Moriarty contemplates stealing the Crown Jewels of Britain, but instead of doing so, sells his plans to "a terrifying Fat Man in Whitehall" so that security on them may be improved. He considers going back to the well every so often with improved plans, but prefers not to risk the Fat Man's anger.]]
160* PrecisionFStrike:
161** An uncharacteristic one from Moriarty in "The Problem of the Final Adventure", when he realizes that they've been tricked into killing the wrong man.
162** Moran when Moriarty reveals himself in "The Hound of the D'Urbervilles". Immediately followed by an OhCrap, as Moriarty does not appreciate insults hurled his way.
163* PublicDomainCanonWelding: Probably at least two-thirds of the characters in the book, including Moriarty and Moran, are originally from works of fiction now in the public domain, all mixed together.
164* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: "The Problem of the Final Adventure" has both Moriarty and Moran deliver rather nasty ones about the Thin Man. Not directly to his face, but their contempt for him and everything he represents is made abundantly clear. [[spoiler: Although Holmes does get the last laugh.]]
165* ReassignedToAntarctica: Moriarty has one of his underlings permanently shipped off to Alaska as a warning to another underling who had been disrespectful but is, for the moment, too valuable to be dispensed with himself.
166* RunawayTrain: Moran and Moriarty find themselves on one in "The Greek Invertebrate".
167* RunningGag: Every time the Vampires, a notorious French criminal gang, is mentioned, they've just got a new leader after the previous one died violently. This is a shout-out to their film serial of origin, ''Film/LesVampires'', which burns through at least three head Vampires in the course of its ten episodes.
168* RushedInvertedReading: In "The Problem of the Final Adventure", Moran notices that Irma Vep is reading ''The Times'' upside down in the dining room.
169* SadistTeacher: Moriarty [[spoiler:drives one of his former students insane]] in "The Red Planet League". According to Moran, he also "slowly put a youth to death for misplacing a decimal point."
170* ScaryShinyGlasses: The cover illustration depicts Moriarty as a sinister silhouette with a gleaming monocle. (There is no mention of any monocles in the book itself.)
171* ScoobyDooHoax: Moriarty discusses this trope in "The Greek Invertebrate". In an era of paranormal investigators, this kind of ruse is far more likely to draw attention in than scare people off. [[spoiler: This turns out to be a plot point; the hoax is hiding a secret government project, the investigators are all foreign spies, and the hoaxer wants them all in one place to round them up/auction the plans off.]]
172* SelfMadeOrphan: It's implied that Professor Moriarty was responsible for the deaths of his abusive parents
173* SherlockScan: Inverted for parody; when Moran first meets Moriarty, Moriarty appears to do this to Moran, rattling off all kinds of facts about him without being able to know them. Moran snottily points out that he's aware of this kind of technique. Moriarty then slaps him and informs Moran that anyone who needs to rely on this kind of trickery is, in Moriarty's estimate, a fool; Moriarty had, of course, bought, bribed and otherwise swindled everything he knew about Moran from others.
174* ShootTheHostage: [[spoiler:Moran does this in "The Greek Invertebrate" after the creator of a new superweapon is taken hostage. What his adversary has failed to realise is that Colonel Moran is appalled by the new weapon and perfectly happy for the secret of its operation to die with its creator.]]
175* ShoutOut: Many, many, many. Each story is a shout out to a Holmes story, and also (at least) one other work or fictional character. A brief list:
176** "A Study in Vermillion" references ''Literature/AStudyInScarlet'' and ''Riders of the Purple Sage''. Jim Lassiter, hero of the latter, is a target for Moriarty and Moran, and Moriarty sends a letter to Jefferson Hope which kicks off ''Study''.
177** "A Shambles in Belgravia" features Irene Adler from "A Scandal in Bohemia" and concerns the fictional country of Ruritania, featured in ''Literature/ThePrisonerOfZenda''.
178** "The Red Planet League" is a reference to "The Redheaded League" (and shows John Clay turned away from Moriarty because he's busy with the story's plot--which gets Clay arrested in the Holmes story) and ''Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds'', but also features the appearance of Literature/FuManchu, and concerns Moriarty's book, ''Dynamics of an Asteroid'', directly quoting Holmes' description of it and Moriarty from "The Final Problem".
179** "The Hound of the D'urbervilles" references ''Literature/TessOfTheDurbervilles'', with the main villain (aside from Moriarty and Moran, of course) being [[spoiler:Tess' son Sorrow, believed to be dead in the original work]]. It draws heavily on ''Literature/TheHoundOfTheBaskervilles'', with Moriarty secretly observing Moran in the field and only intervening at an opportune moment, much like Holmes does. The client in the case, having lived in America, mentions Tombstone, the Earps, and references "a certain corral". The client's muscle man is an enormous cowboy with a huge unshaven chin, known as [[ComicBook/TheDandy Desperado Dan'l]].
180** "The Six Maledictions" is a brief reference to "The Six Napoleons", but also draws heavily from a number of other works, featuring Queen Tera/Margraet Trelawny from ''Literature/TheJewelOfSevenStars'', Film/LesVampires, the titular bird and the Fat Man from ''Film/{{The Maltese Falcon|1941}}'' [[note]] who apparently got his start as one of Moriarty's Conduit Street Comanche [[/note]], as well as the Black Pearl and the Hoxton Creeper from the Sherlock Holmes movie ''Film/ThePearlOfDeath'' (an adaptation of "The Six Napoleons"). The Firm's client, Mad Carew, is taken from the poem "The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God". This section also features many little shout outs from Moran in passing--he blames Creator/RudyardKipling for poems like the one about Carew and Kipling influenced its author in real life. He also mentions several gems, from the one that empowered [[ComicBook/XMen Marvel's Juggernaut]] to Literature/TheMoonstone, Franchise/ThePinkPanther, The Eye of Klesh from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2zFmu82Fh8 Night at an Inn]], and more which might not even exist in fiction.
181** "The Greek Invertebrate", which introduces Moriarty's brothers, is a reference to "The Greek Interpreter", which introduced Mycroft Holmes. It also features a "fake fake" [[Literature/CarnackiTheGhostFinder Carnacki]], who is actually [[Film/DrMabuseTheGambler Dr. Mabuse]], along with Sophy Kratides, who was also from the Holmes story. A German spy using the alias "Gabrielle Valladon" also makes an appearance. The same spy using the same alias later appears in ''Film/ThePrivateLifeOfSherlockHolmes''. The French spy Sabin is from E Phillips Oppenheim's novel ''The Mysterious Mr. Sabin'', and the other spies are minor characters from espionage-related Holmes stories. Also, the youngest James Moriarty is revealed to be stationmaster at Fal Vale Junction, from the 1940s film ''The Ghost Train''.
182** "The Problem of the Final Adventure" features the most, from "The Final Problem" to foreshadowing Moran's own future playing (and cheating) at cards at the Bagatelle club, which gets him caught in "The Empty House". Dr. Mabuse, the Creeper, Irene, Sophy are all back, along with another Ruritanian, Rupert of Hentzau, Fu Manchu and his daughter, [[Literature/{{Raffles}} AJ Raffles]], [[Literature/ArseneLupin Countess Cagliostro]], Doctor Nikola, Alraune, Madame Sara, [[Literature/ArseneLupin Theophraste Lupin]], and Princess Zanoni. The footnoes also mention Charles Augustus Milverton, another Holmes story, and postulates rampant speculation as to who Moriarty really was--everyone from UsefulNotes/JackTheRipper to [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] to Kim Newman's own invention, Derek Leech (the footnote says some of those aren't real people, but doesn't say which). Moran also indirectly references Kafka's ''Literature/TheMetamorphosis'' in discussing Mabuse.
183* SignificantAnagram: Several characters in "The Red Planet League", particularly the purported King of the Martians, the ''Roi Marty''.
184* SirSwearsALot: Like many a modern character who is English and a criminal, Moran tends to curse a lot. It's mentioned he once won an Army/Navy swearing competition, cursing for more than thirty minutes straight.
185* SpidersAreScary: In "The Hound of the D'Urbervilles", Moran admits to arachnophobia.
186* TheSyndicate: Moriarty proposes that he and his crime lord colleagues form one of these, but specifically advises against putting any one of them in charge, calling it a "commonwealth", not an empire. [[spoiler: Moriarty actually has no interest in creating any such thing, and doubts the others would ever agree to it. He just wanted them all in one place so he could scope them all out]].
187* TechnicianVsPerformer: Moran the performer's into crime for the thrill of it, while Moriarty the technician is more into the study of crime, and is particularly interested in the getting away with it.
188* UnpleasantAnimalCounterpart: Professor Moriarty breeds wasps, this apparently being the evil equivalent of Sherlock Holmes becoming a beekeeper. He gives a lecture on how the two are different, pointing out that bees are orderly and wasps do nothing but sting. He compares himself and his fellow criminals to wasps.
189* UnreliableNarrator: Moran seems somewhat more open than most, because he has no illusions about being a right bastard, but his dismissal of nearly everyone around him and general misanthropy mean one must take his words with a grain of salt. Moran also implies this about Watson, pointing out various things which are inconsistent in Watson's writings.
190** There's another slight case in Moriarty talking about his meeting with Holmes. Holmes' version makes Moriarty seem angrier, and Moriarty's version makes Holmes sound afraid and includes only one real deviation--that Moriarty corrected Holmes for calling him Mr. and not Professor.
191* WackyAmericansHaveWackyNames: This is Moran's reaction on encountering Elder Enoch J. Drebber of Cleveland, Ohio:
192-->"Enoch J. Drebber - why d'you think Yankees are so keen on those blasted middle initials?"
193* WeAreStrugglingTogether: The Irish Republican Invincibles and the Irish Invincible Republicans in "The Six Maledictions". In the same story, Moran notes that socialist revolutionaries have the same problem:
194-->If [the Great Day of Revolution] has not yet dawned, it's because socialists are too busy exterminating each other to lead the rising masses to victory.
195* WhatMeasureIsANonCute: The attitude generally taken toward the "Marsians". Moran notes that even people who "would be generally happier to see children whipped, starved, laughed at, shot and mounted in the Moran den than brook any abuse of their 'furry or feathered friends'" don't have any sympathy for things with tentacles.
196* WholePlotReference: All of the stories parody the Holmes canon, with Holmes (the Thin Man) and Mycroft (the Fat Man) occasionally appearing as a HeroOfAnotherStory.
197* WouldHitAGirl: Moran, under the right circumstances. But as we see in the eponymous story, he's not impressed by men who beat up women [[EvenEvilHasStandards for no reason]].
198* WorldOfBadass: Almost everyone in the series is one. [[ButtMonkey Except Jasper Stoke.]]
199* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness:
200** Moriarty comments that the Thin Man's "usefulness is at an end," prior to meeting him at Reichenbach.
201** Moriarty also tells Moran [[spoiler:that he intends to reweave his criminal web "unimpeded by fallible subordinates," which Moran, rightly or wrongly, interprets to mean that Moriarty is going to get rid of him.]]

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