Line #29 Literature/RiotousAssembly


1	[[quoteright:346:https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/ra2_6989.JPG]]
2
3	->''"Then again, when she looked around her, there didn't seem to be any significant difference between life in the mental hospital and life in South Africa as a whole. Black madmen did all the work, while white lunatics lounged around imagining they were God."''
4
5	A novel combining farce and satire by English comic writer Creator/TomSharpe, who was thrown out of UsefulNotes/TheApartheidEra South Africa for being a "subversive".
6
7	Employing a deft and very amusing mixture of slapstick comedy and extreme irony, Sharpe gives a lacerating account of the Hazelstone family's war against the cruelty and incompetence of the police force of a provincial town in South Africa during the apartheid era. From the lowliest member of the force, Konstabel Els, to the senior officer, Kommandant van Heerden, they are shown to be uniformly inept and unimaginative, and eventually come to rue the day they dared complain about the behavior of Miss Hazelstone or her brother, Bishop Hazelstone of Barotseland. The town of "Piemburg" is a thinly disguised version of ''Pietermauritzburg'', where Sharpe lived and worked for ten years. Whether he is satirizing real people is up for debate, although it is known that one British-born Anglican bishop in South Africa who was opposed to apartheid had more than a usual parochial interest in the welfare of young African men in his flock. His name was not a million miles removed from "Hazelstone", either (See RomanAClef, below).
8
9	Followed by the sequel ''Literature/IndecentExposure''.
10
11	----
12	!! Character List:-
13	* Kommandant van Heerden - the ineffectual and cowardly police chief.
14	* Liutnanat Verkramp - his certifiably insane political policeman, local head of BOSS.
15	* Sergeant der Kock - long-time copper, cunning but not bright.
16	* Konstabel Els - unspeakable psychopath who joined the police so that he could legally kill black men and rape black women.
17	* Miss Hazelstone - local [[GrandeDame mem-sahib]] and matriarch with a fetish for rubber and black men.
18	* Bishop Hazelstone of Barotseland - her brother. A churchman who is falsely accused of a crime.
19	* Toby the Doberman - Miss Hazelstone's pet.
20
21
22	----
23	!! This novel provides examples of:
24	* AbhorrentAdmirer: Miss Hazelstone sets out to seduce van Heerden.
25	* AmoralAfrikaner: Most of the white characters qualify. Easily.
26	* AwfulTruth: A corrupt police force serving a corrupt state - what can you expect?
27	* BadCopIncompetentCop: Van Heerden and Verkramp.
28	* BigotWithABadge: The book and its [[Literature/IndecentExposure sequel]] are set in Apartheid UsefulNotes/SouthAfrica. Naturally, they feature bigots with badges, especially Konstabel Els, who joined the police force so he could kill and rape blacks ''legally''.
29	* BilingualBonus: The word ''verkramp'' has a rafter of colloquial meanings in Afrikaans: ''constipated'', ''crazy'', ''poisoned''...
30	* BlackIsBiggerInBed: Played for ''seriously'' black humor. The novel begins with the horror evinced by van Heerden when he realises the pillar of respectable white society, Lady Hazelstone, murdered her black cook when he refused to continue having sex with her. It becomes not only a murder case but confronts the [[WhereDaWhiteWomenAt unspeakable horror of a white woman actually wanting to have sex with a Zulu]]. He is further horrified when Lady Hazelstone casually confesses to both crimes - and adds that she used various drugs to enhance both the size and duration of her lover's erection, as she directly injected these into his penis, explaining the victim's reluctance to continue the affair in the first place.
31	* BoomerangBigot: [[KillerCop Konstabel Els]], who makes the rest of the unashamedly racist Piemburg police force look like angels of mercy, is himself mixed-race and passing as white. Van Heerden is well aware of this, but it's implied he's keeping a lid on it simply because Els is a cop.
32	* GrandeDame: Miss Hazelstone.
33	* HopeSpot: [[spoiler:Els's "death" is this to Piemburg's entire black population.]]
34	* KillerCop: Els joined the police force to be allowed to legally kill black men and rape black women.
35	* MeaningfulName: ''Verkramp'' has a rafter of meanings in Afrikaans: ''constipated'', ''crazy'', ''mentally'' deranged'', or ''politically conservative'', among others.
36	** As well as the Huddelstone correspondence, a particularly autocratic colonial governor of South Africa, whose remedy for even the slightest sign of rebellion by black tribes was to send out a heavily armed punitive military force, a man whose actions contributed to the outbreak of the Zulu War, was ''Sir Theophilus Shepstone''.
37	* MoreDakka: When Els loses permission to fire Judge Hazelstone's elephant gun, he borrows the Browning machine guns from the Saracen armoured cars, then jury rigs the four of them to fire simultaneously. [[spoiler:Ironically, he hits only one target: the vulture.]]
38	* PitTrap: Verkramp falls into one, complete with extra punji stakes and poisonous spider in residence.
39	* PoliceAreUseless: The entire Piemburg force.
40	* PoliceBrutality: ''Also'' the entire Piemburg force, plus Els, who is in a league of his own.
41	* PoliticallyIncorrectVillain: It's hard to think of a white character who isn't this. Special points to Els, who doesn't even believe blacks are human.
42	* RaceFetish: White policemen consider sexually assaulting black female prisoners a rare perk in an underpaid job. Van Heerden himself is not averse - but when he feels the need, he takes it over the border to brothels in Portuguese Mozambique, which isn't breaking any South African racial separation law. Verkramp, his resident secret policeman, duly keeps a file on his boss to bring out when the time is right.
43	* RomanAClef: The book is high farce taken up to eleven, but there is the interesting correspondence of names and identities between Bishop Hazelstone and the real life Bishop Trevor Huddleston[[note]]Now deceased[[/note]], who was deported from South Africa in contentious, ambiguous, and fiercely debated circumstances. It is generally accepted that the apartheid regime was trying to smear and discredit a vocal opponent, but it is undeniable that after his return to England, the British police found cause to question him on allegations of sexual abuse of young boys in his new clerical posting (they dropped the investigation on the grounds of lack of proof). Controversy rumbles on.
44	* SecretPolice: Liutnant Verkramp, local sector head of the Bureau of State Security.
45	* ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill: Practically a trademark of the Hazelstone family, aside from the genetic cowardice of their patriarchs. Sir Theophilus Hazelstone used 10-inch naval guns at twelve yards, Judge Hazelstone had a four-barreled elephant gun built that could incapacitate (or, as Els thought, kill, or possibly evaporate) a charging pachyderm at 1,000 yards, and Miss Hazelstone owns a very large collection of them, all in perfect working order.
46	* TitleDrop: Van Heerden orders a stage battle between white and black actors to stop, calling it "a violation of the Riotous Assemblies Act."

Context Literature / RiotousAssembly