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1In the {{grim dark}}ness\
2of the far future, there is\
3only {{more dakka}}.\
4 -- {{@/alliterator}}
5
6The Gauss beam flays him\
7And a guardsman falls down, dead\
8By proxy, mankind.\
9 --{{@/Morgulion}}
10
11Absurdly GrimDark\
12There's never enuff [[MoreDakka dakka]]\
13Burn the heretic!\
14- {{@/Willbyr}}
15
16On your drop ship hull\
17I planted a melta bomb\
18Blood for the Blood God\
19- Kharn the Betrayer
20
21Dropship screams earth-ward\
22And here come the SpaceMarines\
23You guys are so fucked\
24- Tropers/{{Kroozer101}}
25
26A strange world's design\
27A dying man upon a throne\
28Watches his world burn\
29
30Unknown
31
32False gods and Man's evils\
33Become real through psychic might\
34Satan's out of the job\
35-[[BlatantLies Oscar Wilde]]
36
37Got a humie here\
38How do I solve this problem\
39More Dakka of course!\
40-[[AxCrazy An Ork Warboss]]
41
42The world ends in flames\
43You say "the Apocalypse"\
44We call it "Tuesday"\
45- Ordo Malleus
46
47I don't get it boss\
48what da zog is a haiku\
49it don't sound orky\
50- Orkonymous
51
52Communists in space\
53Tau will triumph over all\
54For the greater good!\
55-Kainlarsen
56
57Kharn gets a new hat\
58Screams "I'M THE NEW COMMISSAR!"\
59Death and laughs ensue\
60-Kainlarsen
61
62Behold Abaddon\
63An incompetent fuckwit\
64Also, has no arms\
65-Kainlarsen
66
67On his golden throne\
68at the heart of the cosmos\
69sits a rotting corpse\
70- NAYRUthunder99
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