Line #197 Haiku/WanderOverYonder


1	Hairy orange spoon\
2	spreads love through the galaxy\
3	with his [[CoolHorse trusty steed]]
4
5	(or alternately)
6
7	Angry skeleton\
8	suffers slow [[VillainDecay sanity]] [[SanitySlippage slip]]\
9	due to said orange spoon
10
11	-[[{{Tropers/Bfoot}} thebfoot]]
12
13	'''The Greater Hater'''\
14	Dominator's here\
15	Sole hope lies in these 4 dorks\
16	Shit we're really screwed
17
18	'''The Big Day'''\
19	Wander gets married\
20	To Hater of all people\
21	Wedding gets crashed though
22
23	'''The Breakfast'''\
24	Split screen episode\
25	Lord Hater versus Wander\
26	Winner gets to eat
27
28	'''The Fremergency Fronfact'''\
29	Electrocution\
30	Leaves Lord Hater high as f*ck\
31	Dentists are scary
32
33	'''The Boy Wander'''\
34	Wander plays Batman\
35	Weird Al plays a banana\
36	Sylvia's done with life
37
38	'''The Wanders'''\
39	Decent episode\
40	Wait a minute HOLY SHIT\
41	DAMN RIGHT IN THE FEELS
42
43	'''The Axe'''\
44	Peepers gets fired\
45	Hater gets beat by sandwich\
46	Whoops, Peepers is back
47
48	'''The Loose Screw'''\
49	Crazy old lady\
50	Wasn't crazy after all\
51	Gee, who would have guessed?
52
53	'''The It'''\
54	Lord Hater plays tag\
55	Villains cower before him\
56	Makes sense in context
57
58	'''The Cool Guy'''\
59	Hater and Awesome\
60	Party cross the galaxy\
61	Peepers gets jealous
62
63	'''The Catastrophe'''\
64	Cute cat videos\
65	Hypnotize entire world\
66	Is this satire?
67
68	'''The Rager'''\
69	Wander throws party\
70	Hater's finally happy\
71	Schmate's great so chillin'!
72
73	'''The Good Bad Guy'''\
74	Lord Hater's hero\
75	Ends up being Wanderized\
76	SUNSHINE BANJO FACE
77
78	'''The Battle Royale'''\
79	All-out war breaks out\
80	Dominator fights Hater\
81	Great, now he's in love
82
83	'''The Matchmaker'''\
84	Title card madness\
85	Ensues all because of a\
86	Stupid love letter
87
88	'''The New Toy'''\
89	The new Hate.R.V. \
90	Makes its debut appearance\
91	And keeps getting wrecked
92
93	'''The Black Cube'''\
94	Black Cube is my son\
95	He does not deserve all this\
96	Must be protected
97
98	'''The Eye On The Skullship'''\
99	Andy is my son\
100	He does not deserve all this\
101	Must be protected
102
103	'''The Secret Planet'''\
104	Wander tells a lie\
105	Then he tells another lie\
106	Now he's cross-dressing
107
108	'''The Bad Hatter'''\
109	Hater gets the hat\
110	This can only end so well\
111	Backstory alert
112
113	'''The Hole...Lotta Nuthin''''\
114	Black hole traps Wander\
115	Then Lord Hater tortures him\
116	Hater's a cyborg
117
118	'''The Show Stopper'''\
119	Wander shreds guitar\
120	Dominator's not impressed\
121	But I know I am
122
123	'''The Cartoon'''\
124	Hater makes cartoon\
125	It works out very poorly\
126	LMFAO
127
128	'''The Bot'''\
129	Cute bot learns to live\
130	Then is murdered brutally\
131	Fuck Dominator
132
133	'''The Family Reunion'''\
134	Sylvia's family\
135	Is very problematic\
136	But the ending's nice
137
138	'''The Rival'''\
139	Hater is jealous\
140	Wacky hijinks soon ensue\
141	Did...Awesome just DIE?
142
143	'''My Fair Hatey'''\
144	It's a musical\
145	Touching, funny and kick-ass\
146	All at the same time
147
148	OR
149
150	They freeze up the ship\
151	Dominator lets it go\
152	See what I did there?
153
154	'''The Legend'''\
155	The show's cast and crew\
156	Pokes some fun at fanfiction\
157	Feels! SO MANY FEELS!
158
159	'''The Bad Neighbours'''\
160	Sitcom parody\
161	Awesome has PTSD\
162	He should get some help
163
164	'''The Party Poopers'''\
165	Some toilet humour\
166	And by some I mean A LOT\
167	Why is this funny?!
168
169	'''The Waste Of Time'''\
170	HOLY FUCKING SHIT\
171	SYLVIA NAMED HIM OH GOD\
172	HOLY FUCKING SHIT
173
174	'''The Hot Shot'''\
175	New hero in town\
176	But he's really Brad Starlight\
177	And his cousin Chad
178
179	'''The Night Out'''\
180	Lord Dominator\
181	Spends a night with Sylvia\
182	Shippers go insane
183
184	'''The Search For Captain Tim'''\
185	This episode was\
186	Foreshadowed in Waste Of Time\
187	Alien references
188
189	'''The Heebie Jeebies'''\
190	Spooky-ass ghost mimes\
191	Scare the crap out of Wander\
192	Then they disappear
193
194	'''The Sick Day'''\
195	Taking an off-day\
196	Will not end the universe\
197	DOMINATOR will
198
199	'''The Sky Guy'''\
200	Little bitty friends\
201	Live in tiny universe\
202	To them, WE ARE GODS
203
204	'''The Robomechabotatron'''\
205	The machine is called\
206	"Robomechabotatron"\
207	Got that Lord Hater?!
208
209	'''The Flower'''\
210	Just because I'm sad\
211	Doesn't mean I'll give up hope\
212	That just made me cry
213
214	'''The End Of The Galaxy'''\
215	Wander tries to help\
216	Dominator turns him down\
217	THEN ATTACKS HIS FRIEND
218
219	OR
220
221	Maybe there's still hope\
222	Dominator can still change\
223	Oh wait nevermind
224
225	OR
226
227	Just one planet left\
228	How will they get out of this?\
229	HATE'S GREAT BEST VILLAIN!
230
231	OR
232
233	Hater's bad again\
234	I guess old habits die hard\
235	Peepers is so gay
236
237	OR
238
239	Peepers is best dad\
240	Dominator's best villain\

Context Haiku / WanderOverYonder