Line #31 Haiku/SonataArctica


1	Behold, I was bored:\
2	The album "Reckoning Night"\
3	Summed up in haiku
4
5	1. I was born too late\
6	Life sucks so [[ReclusiveArtist I write stories]]\
7	I'm a misplaced man
8
9	2. Was too blind to see\
10	You were clingy and whiny\
11	I'm blinded no more?
12
13	3. "Ain't Your Fairytale":\
14	Overhunt, wolves will eat you\
15	[[GreenAesop Don't mess with nature]]
16
17	4. Intermission time!\
18	Piano solo sounds like\
19	Caleb's addled mind
20
21	5. In "Don't Say A Word"\
22	{{Stalker with a crush}} becomes\
23	[[{{Yandere}} Violent and jealous]]
24
25	6. Puppet-master creep\
26	And [[PuppetPermutation reverse-Pinocchio]]\
27	Overlong title
28
29	7. "My Selene": the guy\
30	finds dream girl- literally\
31	[[DrivenToSuicide Ends with suicide?]]
32
33	8. Father was a thief\
34	I'm not like him, I'm different!\
35	I'm an arsonist
36
37	9. The lighthouse goes out\
38	"White Pearl" crash; black oceans\
39	Rise and swallow me
40
41	10. Last, "Shamandalie"\
42	Obligatory ballad\
43	[[TearJerker Even I go "Aww..."]]
44
45	11. What the... Bonus track!\
46	"To Create A Warlike Feel"?\
47	Yeah, that's what it does.
48
49	--> -- @/BoundByTheMoon
50
51	I shall do the same\
52	For the album of ''Silence''\
53	Summed up in Haiku.
54
55	1. Everything it has to give\
56	The most beautiful music\
57	Silence is golden.
58
59	2. In "Weballergy"\
60	The lies cover up the truth.\
61	You think you have it now?
62
63	3. False News Travels Fast\
64	Life wrecked by the haunting lies\
65	And i'm still your man.
66
67	4. {{Stalker with a crush}}\
68	In "The End of This Chapter"\
69	Shows his true colors.
70
71	5. Live with the Black Sheep\
72	You can never escape, now.\
73	Is this a [[RapeAsDrama rape]] song?
74
75	6. The Land of the Free\
76	Is a true utopia\
77	But we can't reach it.
78
79	7. A cheating girlfriend\
80	And a {{dark and troubled past}}\
81	Culminate in this.
82
83	8. Epic war of love\
84	Sun of San Sebastian\
85	The girl dies, I live.
86
87	9. Peer pressure and death\
88	Cause you to [[TitleDrop sing in silence]]\
89	Ends with suicide.
90
91	10. Ah, Revontulet!\
92	''Silence's'' instrumental\
93	Nothing but awesome.
94
95	11. Epic {{Tear Jerker}}\
96	Tallulah, the {{breakup song}}\
97	Love is cruel sometimes.
98
99	12. The wolf and raven\
100	Will teach you a thing or two\
101	About servitude.
102
103	13. The Power of One\
104	A man fights the entire world.\
105	This is an epic song.\
106
107	--> -- @/SarothCyngus
108
109	Well, lo and behold\
110	''The Days of Grays'' in haiku\
111	For your amusement.
112
113	1. All fades to gray\
114	Desolate orchestral track\
115	Dark introduction.
116
117	2. Witch hunt is coming\
118	I must die along with her\
119	It was all my fault.
120
121	3. Last Amazing Grays\
122	In the eyes of every child\
123	I see the future.
124
125	4. Voyage to the States\
126	We made it, now let's settle\
127	Happy ending at last.
128
129	5. I stand defeated\
130	{{Despair Event Horizon}}\
131	Can't control my life.
132
133	6. Soldiers sent to die\
134	Dancing on the borderline\
135	Screw the government.
136
137	7. It's a breakup song\
138	Peel off the dead skin, my tears\
139	Don't mean anything.
140
141	8. Caleb has returned\
142	And Juliet won't stand for this\
143	So she will kill him.
144
145	9. Need her poison kiss\
146	Dreams can't heal a broken heart\
147	Is she a vampire?
148
149	10. Wrongfully accused\
150	I'll live my last as if the\
151	World wasn't ending.
152
153	11. The truth is out there\
154	The world's stranger than fiction\
155	I want to believe.
156
157	12. When everything ends,\
158	we dive into the darkness\
159	And all fades to gray.
160
161	13. What's this? Bonus tracks?\
162	Let's have some sex in the dark\
163	Stay with me somehow.
164
165	14. Nothing more to say\
166	What once was there is now dead\
167	I'm doomed to this death.
168
169	15. Keeper of all keys\
170	In my eyes you're a giant\
171	I'll guard you always.
172
173	Now to take my leave\
174	''The Days of Grays'' is over\
175	I wonder what's next?
176
177	--> -- @/TheDeadSkin
178
179	Now "The Ninth Hour":\
180	An album I love greatly.\
181	Time for some haiku.
182
183	1. Tech is like magic\
184	But we are abusing it.\
185	Ocean levels rise.
186
187	2. Life is worth living!\
188	Beauty of friends and nature\
189	Reminds you of it.
190
191	3. Politics is dumb\
192	And toxic to the people.\
193	F*ck Donald Trump, right?
194
195	4. Generation gap\
196	We could still have a chance, but\
197	We Are What We Are.
198
199	5. Pretty metaphors\
200	Are just Caleb's sick ramblings.\
201	It sounda pretty though!
202
203	6. Only true love can\
204	Save them from the prejudice.\
205	Are they both werewolves?
206
207	7. Aliens find Earth\
208	And like it more than we do.\
209	Colonizing time!
210
211	8. The world connected\
212	In ways we'd never expect...\
213	Talking skills still suck.
214
215	9. "Game over for me,\
216	Help my son work through it." I'm\
217	Not crying, you are.
218
219	10. We thought they were dead\
220	But somehow, they're alive and\
221	They found each other.
222
223	11. One more hard breakup.\
224	He's sad, but we get Closure\
225	To An Animal.
226
227	12. His wife's an angel,\
228	But his mistress is more fun.\
229	Cover song at least...
230

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