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1!!The [[ComicBook/{{Wanted}} comic book series]]
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3* "[[NoIndoorVoice LEE HARVEY OSWALD!]]"
4* This bit of BlackComedy:
5-->'''Wesley''': Enjoy your [[BestialityIsDepraved goat fucking]], Mr. Rictus.
6-->'''Rictus ''(indignant)'':''' [[InsistentTerminology I don't fuck goats, Mr. Gibson]], [[DistinctionWithoutADifference I make love to them!]]
7* Johnny Two-Dicks. '''JOHNNY'''.'''TWO-DICKS'''.
8** And according to Professor Seltzer, it's a "thirteen-inch mastermind".
9* The last phrase in the last panel: [[spoiler:THIS IS MY FACE WHILE I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!]]
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12!!The [[Film/{{Wanted}} movie]]
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14* Fox comments on Wesley's VerbalTic.
15-->'''Wesley''': ''[[[StealthHiBye having turned around to suddenly see Fox standing next to him]]]'' ...[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry]]?
16-->'''Fox''': [[LampshadeHanging You apologize too much]].
17-->'''Wesley''': ...Uh... I'm... sorry for that.
18* Wesley being in a constant state of panic as Cross chases him and Fox in a CarChaseShootout.
19** Cross using a pet food truck, with maybe 20 bobbleheads of cats and dogs on its dashboard, and doesn't switch to another vehicle during the entire chase. It somehow manages to be in better condition than Fox's sports car by the end of the chase.
20* When given the task of shooting the wings off some flies, Wesley mistakes the order for some kind of {{Koan}}.
21-->'''Sloan:''' [''Hands Wesley a pistol''] Shoot the wings off the flies.\
22'''Wesley:''' [''Freaked out, stammering, and panicking''] I- I d- I don't know what that means!\
23'''Sloan:''' [''Looking dumbfounded and in a tone like he's speaking to a child''] ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Shoot. The wings. Off the flies.]]''
24* Wesley [[IronicEcho saying]] "[[ApologizesALot I'm sorry!]]" while shooting a guy [[RuleOfCool (from above, in a spinning car)]].
25* [[https://youtu.be/iK0-76FChfk?t=164 Wesley slamming a keyboard into his former best friend Barry's face]], leading to a slow motion close-up of letters flying off the board toward the screen, spelling "FUCK YO" with Barry's broken tooth forming the "U".
26** In a HilariousInHindsight way, we now have the hilarious mental image of [[Film/XMenFirstClass Young!Professor]] [[Creator/JamesMcAvoy X]] laying the smack down on [[Film/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2014 Star]][[Creator/ChrisPratt -Lord]].
27** If you want another mental image: Young!Professor X just battered [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Ma]][[WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie rio]] with a keyboard.
28* Wesley waking up after his second dip in the HealingFactor bath.
29-->'''Wesley''': I feel, I feel, I feel, I feel... ''[surprised]'' I feel kinda good!

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