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1* The first scene in the film shows a former "Jedi" staring at a wall. He proceeds to try to run though it. It doesn't work.
2** Which is followed by the disclaimer, "More of this film is true than you would believe."
3* The "ThereWasADoor" moment:
4-->"You're going to hit the gate! You're going to hit the gate!"
5-->'''CRASH'''
6-->"It's cool! You missed it!"
7* Casady recounts a story involving the Dim Mak (death touch). The victim died 18 years later, likely from any number of factors.
8-->"That's the thing about Dim Mak... [[InsaneTrollLogic you never know when it's gonna take effect]]."
9** "It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn. And it wasn't the cancer. He was dying of a broken heart. And maybe, the cancer as well."
10* "American soldier... your wives are back at home... having sex with Bart Simpson and Bert Reynolds."
11* Casady's "Psychic disincentive":
12-->''Okay, let's say that we have no choice but to fight with these guys. We will use visual aesthetics to instill psychically in the enemy a disincentive to attack...Okay, you pick one of them out, you lock eyes with him and you go into this monotone and you're gonna go..."I'm not going to attack you". You relax your body and your voice...and you just rip out one of his eyes. Or you get a pen and you stab him in the neck, you create this - a fountain of blood, I mean a real fountain, get it squirting all over his buddies.''

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