Line #139 Funny/TheFifthElement


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3	* In 1914, a professor is studying the temple of the Supreme beings. To see the hieroglyphs inside the temple, the professor has hired a boy named Aziz to hold a large mirror to reflect sunlight from outside. Unfortunately, Aziz keeps falling asleep. Every time he does so, the professor shouts, "Aziz, ''light!''", and the boy wakes up. It's revealed that this has happened eleven times as Billy, the professor's assistant, has been keeping score.
4	** The Mondoshawans arrive in a massive spaceship that blocks out the sun. Once again left in the dark, the Professor shouts "Aziz, light!" and the Mondoshawan spaceship's floodlights turn on.
5	---> '''Professor:''' [quietly] Much better, thank you, Aziz!
6	*** Even funnier is after that Aziz looks at his mirror in confusion thinking that his mirror really did reflect that well.
7	* The Professor is oblivious to the Mondoshawans arriving, wrapped up in his excitement at his discovery. He's been speaking to the priest tasked with protecting the temple's secrets from outsiders over the millenia.
8	-->'''Professor:''' Father, this is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen, don't you think-?\
9	[He stops as he notices that a hulking armored alien being has just appeared behind him.]
10	-->'''Professor:''' [stammering] Are you German?\
11	[The Mondoshawan shakes his head.]
12	* When Korben gets the call from Finger.
13	-->'''Korben:''' ''Yes?''\
14	'''Finger:''' What's up, Major.\
15	'''Korben:''' [''Talking to his cat that he just let into the apartment''] Hey, sweetie.\
16	'''Finger:''' [[SarcasmMode Oh I love you too]], Major, but you ain't called me that since basic training.\
17	'''Korben:''' Was talking to the cat.\
18	'''Finger:''' Oh right. I forgot you still prefer cats to the real thing.\
19	'''Korben:''' [''Picks up a picture of him and his ex-wife''] At least the cat comes back.\
20	'''Finger:''' You still pining for that two-timing slut? Come on, man, there are a million other women out there.\
21	'''Korben:''' I don't want a million women. I just want one; A perfect one.\
22	'''Finger:''' They don't exist, Major.\
23	'''Korben:''' Yeah, I know... [''Picks up another picture''] ''Ugh!''\
24	'''Finger:''' What?\
25	'''Korben:''' Just found a picture of you.\
26	'''Finger:''' Oh? How do I look?\
27	'''Korben:''' [[BrutalHonesty Like shit]].\
28	'''Finger:''' Oh, must be an old picture.
29	* "Any survivors?" "Just one." ''(cut to armored glove with charred forearm bones)'' Immediately lampshaded by the general's incredulousness.
30	** Then when Munro and Mactilburgh go through decontamination, the UV light shows that their bodies are riddled [[https://dailyhumorpix.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/vlcsnap-002321.jpg with dozens of implants]].
31	-->'''Munro:''' Sounds like a freak of nature to me.
32	-->'''Mactilburgh:''' Yeah! Can't wait to meet him!
33	* As Leeloo is making her escape out the ventilation pipes, the police catch up to her and try to talk her down.
34	-->'''Cop:''' There's nowhere else to go. I need you to slowly turn around and put your hands on your head. Do you understand me?
35	-->'''Leeloo:''' [''Gives a blank stare, then walks out onto the ledge'']
36	-->'''Cop:''' [''sighs and lowers his gun''] [[ThisIsGonnaSuck She doesn't.]]
37	** And moments later when he contemplates his ability to scale the narrow ledge she's on, while decked out in his bulky police armor.
38	-->'''Cop:''' [''peeks outside looking around the ledge, before sighing again and sounding totally done''] [[{{Understatement}} I think we need a flying unit here...]]
39	* Later when Korben brings Leeloo to Cornelius as she's unconscious, and in a bridal carry.
40	-->'''Cornelius:''' [''opens the door with a sigh''] Yes.\
41	'''Korben:''' I'm uh- Looking for a priest.\
42	'''Cornelius:''' [''dismissively''] Weddings are one floor down, my son. Congratulations. [''closes the door'']\
43	[''Later when Right Arm, and a cadre of Zorg's enforcers knock on his door'']\
44	'''Cornelius:''' [''Confused''] Uh... [[CallBack Weddings?]]\
45	'''Right Arm:''' [''Actually looks back at the enforcers, clearly thinking the priest thinks they're stupid''] Not really.
46	* The entire ZF-1 sequence,
47	** After Zorg demonstrates the ZF-1's capabilities, the Mangalores applaud politely, and generally start acting like little kids with a new toy. One gets "netted" as FunnyBackgroundEvent.
48	** The leader yells something at them in their language, presumably to stop screwing around.
49	** And of course, "[[DescriptionCut a real killer would've asked about the]] [[SchmuckBait little red button.]]"
50	* "[[OneSceneWonder GIMME]] [[MuggingTheMonster THE]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OADJl-CVDo0 CASSSH!!!]]"
51	** The best part is that after the gun is disabled, Korben takes it and puts it in a storage bin with over a dozen similar weapons, making you wonder how often he has to deal with people like this -- and how many of them [[TooDumbToLive have fallen for the same "the safety's on" trick]].
52	** Possibly the ''best'' part is how Bruce Willis is visibly [[{{Corpsing}} struggling to keep a straight face]] after he takes the gun away.
53	--->'''Korben:''' Th-... ''[genuinely snickers]'' That's a ''very'' nice hat!"\
54	'''Mugger:''' You like it? ''[groans, twitching nervously]''
55	* "Sir, are you classified as human?" "Uh, negative, I am a [[DoubleEntendre meat popsicle]]."
56	** "[[FlippingTheBird SMOKE YOU]]!" - "Wrong answer."
57	* Korben to Leeloo, after tearing away from a cop car:
58	-->'''Korben:''' We're lucky. If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase you.\
59	''(Four cop cars in a diamond attack formation pull up behind him)''\
60	'''Korben:''' Maybe it's two miles.
61	* The scene where we learn the box was a decoy, excellently intercut between Zorg and the Mangalores in one location and Leeloo and Cornelius in another.
62	-->'''Zorg:''' This case is empty.\
63	''[Leeloo laughs derisively]''\
64	'''Cornelius:''' What do you mean, empty?\
65	'''Zorg:''' Empty. [[CaptainObvious The opposite of full.]] This...[[SuddenlyShouting CASE IS SUPPOSED TO BE FULL]]! ''[long, awkward pause]'' Anyone care to explain?\
66	'''Leeloo:''' ''[sustained [[MotorMouth rambling in the Divine Language]], occasionally gesturing]''\
67	'''Cornelius:''' The guardians gave the stones to someone they could trust. Who- who took another route? She's supposed to contact this person... in a hotel... and she's looking for the address. Easy. \
68	'''Leeloo:''' ''[points to the computer screen as it rapidly zooms in]'' That.\
69	'''David:''' It-it's planet Fhloston, in the Angel Constellation! \
70	'''Cornelius:''' ''[relieved]'' We are saved.\
71	'''Zorg:''' ''[exasperated]'' I'm screwed.\
72	'''Aknot:''' You asked for [[LiteralMinded a case]]. We brought you [[ExactWords a case]]--\
73	'''Zorg:''' A CASE WITH FOUR STONES IN IT! NOT ONE OR TWO OR THREE BUT FOUR -- FOUR STONES! Wh-What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case?!\
74	'''Aknot:''' ''[completely deadpan]'' We're warriors, not merchants.\
75	'''Zorg:''' '''BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT!''' [[MoodWhiplash It's easy; look at my fingers]]! Four stones -- ''[[[BullyingADragon Aknot tries to look away but gets slapped]]]'' -- four crates[[note]](of the [[SwissArmyWeapon ZF-1 superweapons]])[[/note]]. ZERO STONES, '''''ZERO CRATES!!!''''' [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere PACK EVERYTHING UP! WE'RE OUTTA HERE!]]\
76	''[Aknot, enraged, roars; the Mangalores all point their guns at Zorg]''\
77	'''Aknot:''' We risked our lives! I believe a little compensation is in order! ''[other Mangalores rumble in agreement]''\
78	'''Zorg:''' So you are merchants after all. ''[beat]'' Leave the one crate. For the cause.
79	** Bonus points for [[AntiClimax the dramatic music suddenly stopping]] the moment Zorg closes the case just before he says that it's empty.
80	* Right-Arm spying on the President with a cockroach wearing a remote control listening device. Not only is it amusing that the spy bug is a ''literal'' bug, but it becomes utterly hysterical when the President just smashes the roach with his shoe, to its listener's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrHMBletjXg immense suffering]].
81	* Korben's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmhz36Lle-k bet with the merchant]] that the contents of his latest mail would be good news, but the guy's delivery(and the cat) sells it:
82	-->'''Korben''': Okay, you're on.\
83	'''Mr. Kim:''' Come on. ''[excitedly]'' You are fired! ''[frowns]''\
84	'''Cat:''' '''Meow!'''\
85	'''Korben:''' ''[DisapprovingLook]''\
86	'''Mr. Kim:''' ...Oh, I'm sorry.\
87	'''Korben:''' Well, at least I won lunch.\
88	'''Mr. Kim:''' Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like.
89	** Also, it appears that Korben was sitting at a food stand the whole time, making one wonder what his cat is doing there, let alone how his mail was delivered. Then Mr. Kim ''floats away'', revealing that he flew a [[https://projectedrealities.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/the_fifth_element_g_01.jpg hover-junk]] up to the window of Korben's apartment.
90	* The entire scene at the airport check-in.
91	-->'''Check-in Attendant:''' Mr. Dallas?\
92	'''David:''' ''[extremely nervous]'' Uh... yeah?\
93	'''Check-in Attendant:''' Congratulations on winning the contest!\
94	'''David:''' ''[breathes a sigh of relief]'' Oh right, okay.\
95	'''Attendant:''' Sorry for the mess.\
96	'''David:''' The mess?\
97	'''Attendant:''' ''[points to the giant trash piles]'' The garbage.\
98	'''Leeloo:''' ''[as Korben walks up and David stutters]'' Ah, jaja hamas!\
99	'''Korben:''' Phew, made it! I was so afraid I wasn't going to make this flight, so I sent, uh, ''[picks up multipass]'' David, here, to come and pick up my boarding pass, but now David has to go! Thank you, bye! ''[tosses David aside]'' I am Korben Dallas.\
100	'''Attendant:''' And, uh, this is?\
101	'''Leeloo:''' Leeloodallasmultipass.\
102	'''Korben:''' Multipass. She knows it's a multipass.\
103	'''Leeloo:''' Multipass.\
104	'''Korben:''' Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.\
105	'''Leeloo:''' Multipass.\
106	'''Korben:''' We're newlyweds, just met. You know how it is.\
107	'''Leeloo:''' Multipass.\
108	'''Korben:''' Bump into each other, sparks happen.\
109	'''Leeloo:''' MOOOOOOOOOOOOLTIIIIIIIIIIIPAAAAAASSSSSSS.\
110	'''Korben:''' YES, SHE KNOWS IT'S A MULTIPASS! Anyway, we're in love.
111	** The scene gets better from there: After Korben cuts off David, tries to quiet Leeloo ("She knows it's a multipass!"), and takes his rightful spot in the hotel, a pair of Mangalores also try to forge their way in as Korben and his wife; a silent alarm is triggered as they're tagged as hostile aliens (it doesn't help that the one trying to pass as Korben has trouble keeping his real form hidden) and causes a firefight with police inside the station. Then after ''that'', Right Arm tries to bluff his way in as Korben as well and the clerk has had enough of this crap:
112	--->'''Attendant:''' ''[skeptical]'' Dallas? Korben Dallas?\
113	'''Right Arm:''' That's me!\
114	'''Attendant:''' Look, I only have one Korben Dallas on my list and he's already checked in.\
115	'''Right Arm:''' That's impossible! I am Korben Dallas!\
116	'''Attendant:''' Sorry, boarding has finished! ''[booth closes and she goes down a chute]''\
117	'''Right Arm:''' I need to talk to someone! I don't believe this! ''[bangs his hands on the window in frustration and activates the security turrets]''\
118	'''Automated voice:''' This is not an exercise! This is police control!\
119	'''Right Arm:''' ''[puts hands up]'' Sorry, sorry!
120	*** Also, check the form the Mangalore is wearing. It's the "Smoke you!" guy that the police arrested earlier. The police arrested that guy because they thought he was Korben. Which was because the priest had moved the nameplate on Korben's door earlier. And the Police wanted to arrest him because Right Arm had called in a tip that he was doing something highly illegal, so that he could then claim Korben's ticket.
121	** Then Right Arm has to explain himself to Zorg that he's not on the ship, which puts Zorg in a state of disbelief ("Are you making fun of me?"), causing [[YouHaveFailedMe him to blow up Right Arm]]; this scene is intercut with Ruby getting in the pants of a stewardess, Cornelius sneaking onto the ship, and liftoff.
122	* When Korben met Ruby.
123	-->'''Korben:''' ''[to flight attendant fangirl]'' Yes, I'm sure you're very excited, but I'm on my vacation, and I don't want to be bothered. I'd like to remain anonymous.\
124	''[cue massive fanfare, followed by Ruby Rhod sliding into the scene wearing a mic/headset]''\
125	'''Ruby Rhod''': '''''[[IncomingHam KORBEN]] [[SayMyName DALLAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!]]''''' Here he is, the one and only winner of the Gemini Croquette contest! ''(a picture of him is taken with a Gemini Croquettes frozen meal, with the fangirl attendant from earlier leaning over his shoulder)'' This boy is fuuuuused, [[AC:like fire!]] So start melting, ladies, because this man is hotter than hot, he's HOT ''HOT '''HOT!!!'''''
126	* Korben arrives to a firefight at the control room. He peeks his head over to do a quick count of how many Mangalores there are in the control room.
127	-->'''Korben:''' Seven on the left, five on the right. ''[rapidly mows down several Mangalores in rapid succession, narrowly avoiding return fire]'' Four on the right, two on the left.
128	* There's also the scene where Korben Dallas [[BoomHeadshot headshots the Mangalore leader]] [[AggressiveNegotiations in the guise of negotiating]]. One gets the sense that this is something General Munro is known for.
129	-->'''Korben:''' Anybody else want to negotiate?
130	-->'''Fog, the First Mate:''' Where'd he learn to negotiate like that?
131	-->'''President Lindberg:''' ''[staring at General Munro]'' [[DeadpanSnarker I wonder.]]
132	-->''[General Munro fidgets and looks away shyly]''
133	* Ruby shoves his microphone in Korben's face and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent ends up smacking the flight attendant behind him in the side of the head.]]
134	* The amazing moment when Ruby finds the bomb in the hotel.
135	-->'''Cornelius:''' ''[stares at the bomb with an OhCrap face, turns to Ruby]'' It'saitsaitsaitsa-
136	-->'''Ruby:''' Nononononononono, [[TemptingFate 'cause if it was a bomb, the alarms would go off because all these hotels have bomb detectors, right?]]
137	-->''[alarm goes off]''
138	-->'''Ruby:''' ''[staring at the bomb]'' K-Korben, m'man, y-you know how to stop this, right?
139	-->''[Korben stares wordlessly at the bomb, then looks at Ruby]''
140	-->''[Cut to all four of them running for their lives to find the escape pods.]''
141	* "Lady, I only speak two languages - English and Bad English!"
142	* Korben's "wake up" slap that he gives to Father Cornelius after he passes out. Even better is Cornelius' immediate response with an expression of bug-eyed bewilderment and thoroughly confused "Who are you?!"
143	* It's really brief, but look at Korben's face right when Father Cornelius whacks him on the head with the medal so that he can steal his tickets to the cruise.
144	* Ruby Rhod, while live on air, describes what is going on for the benefit of the audience as the Mangalores attack the opera house.
145	-->'''Ruby:''' Wait a minute, I see one of them. They're warriors, and they're ugly. They got big teeth, and they got big foreheads and big ears, and they stink!
146	-->'''General Munro''': ''[realizing what he's talking about immediately]'' Mangalores.
147	* Ruby is holding a gun to the head of a Mangalore as Korben gathers up the stones. Korben accidentally spooks him and the gun goes off. Then we get this gem:
148	-->'''Ruby:''' ''[patting the Mangalore's bloody head]'' Sorry, sorry! [[BrainlessBeauty Think he's gonna be okay?!]]
149	* After the Mangalores find an unarmed Korben and point their guns at him, forcing him to surrender, one of the Mangalores steps on an upended table below and orders Korben to get down from where he's standing. Korben makes a hand gesture to Ruby Rhod, who is cowering on an archway above the Mangalore as he's getting more and more impatient. Then Korben jumps onto the other end of the table, catapulting the Mangalore into the air and through the floor next to Ruby. After the Mangalore's head gets stuck, he starts shooting wildly and killing his fellow soldiers. Ruby, screaming in terror, frantically slaps and presses the Mangalore's head in an attempt to dislodge him... then apologizes when the Mangalore eventually falls and breaks his neck on the floor below.
150	* Korben's BigDamnHeroes moment when he saves Ruby by ''shooting a man-sized hole in the floor above him'', which causes Ruby to fall down to his level [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a little girl]], of course.
151	* Korben pulls out a grenade with spikes on it and starts fiddling with it.
152	-->'''Ruby''': [stammering, starting to panic] W-w-w-whatcha doin'?!\
153	'''Korben:''' [calmly] Count to... ten.\
154	[Korben chucks the device onto the ceiling and drags Ruby over to a table on wheels to shield themselves from machine gun fire as they escape.]\
155	'''Ruby''': Korben! \
156	'''Korben:''' What?! \
157	'''Ruby:''' Was that a ''bomb?!'' \
158	'''Korben:''' Just shut up and count! \
159	[Ruby starts counting, but devolves into an blubbering mess and can't bring himself to count past nine. The bomb explodes and he starts screaming like a little girl throughout the entire explosion. He only stops several long moments after things have quieted down and he realizes he's no longer in immediate danger.]\
160	'''Korben:''' (deadpan) Ten.
161	* Korben's complete and utter refusal to play along with Ruby's silly radio antics, giving him one word answers to his questions each time.
162	-->'''Ruby:''' BOP IT, D-MAAAAAAANNN!
163	-->''[shoves the microphone cane into Korben's face as his entourage crowds around him, waiting for Korben to speak]''
164	-->'''Korben:''' Umm...hi.
165	** Korben then makes it abundantly clear here's not here to play games.
166	--->'''Ruby:''' Korben, sweetheart, what was that? It was BAD! It had nothing, no fire, no energy, no nothing! You know I have a show to run, you know? Hmm? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop pop POP! So, tomorrow from five to seven, can you ''pleeeease'' act like you have more than a two-word vocabulary? It must be green, okay? Okay?
167	--->'''Korben:''' Can I talk to you have a sec? Just talk for one friggin'- ''(grabs Ruby by the throat and shoves him against the wall)'' I didn't come here to play Pumba on the radio, so tomorrow from five to seven, you're gonna give yourself a hand. Green?
168	--->'''Ruby:''' Supergreen!
169	** What makes this possibly even funnier is how Ruby [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this before the opera starts:
170	--->'''Ruby:''' And now it's time for Korbie to say the word of the day! ''[gets uncomfortably close to Korben]'' So tell me, ma man! You happy in the big world?\
171	'''Korben:''' Thrilled. ''[frustrated expression from Ruby]''
172	*** Leave it to Ruby to be a DeadpanSnarker and an over-the-top LargeHam all at the same time.
173	* Korben steals a kiss while Leeloo's unconscious. Leeloo responds by putting a gun to his head.
174	-->'''Korben Dallas:''' What does "ekta gammat" mean?
175	-->'''Father Cornelius:''' Uhm, "never without my permission."
176	-->'''Korben Dallas:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Yeah, that's what I thought.
177	* Zorg deactivates the bomb he placed on the Fhloston Paradise ship with five seconds to go just in time for the Mangalores to set up their own bomb, set to five seconds. For the honor.
178	-->'''Zorg:''' [[OhCrap Oh]] [[LittleNo no.]]
179	* Zorg finally gets his hands on the box, opens it and gives an EvilLaugh that breaks down into sobbing.
180	-->'''Zorg:''' They're not here! ''[bites hand]''
181	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xoNb5aLg5k&t=2179s The music that plays during funny scenes.]]
182	* A FunnyBackgroundEvent - when Leeloo is holding the gun on Korben after he wakes her up, right after he asks for the gun back, watch Bruce Willis' face and you'll see him whisper, "Call me!" to Leeloo before Cornelius rushes him out the door.
183	* When General Munro cheerfully informs Korben that he's won the Fhloston Paradise contest.
184	-->'''Korben:''' [[FlatWhat You rigged the contest?]]
185	-->'''Munro:''' ''[grinning shamelessly]'' Uh-huh. Congratulations!
186	** Then right after when Korben stuffs Munro and his aides into the fridge.
187	--->'''Munro:''' Who is it? ''Who is it?''\
188	'''Korben:''' Uh, my wife!\
189	'''Munro:''' You're remarried?\
190	'''Korben:''' Yes! No! I just met this girl, I'm gonna marry her, I love her, but she hates the military! She knows the military ruined my last marriage and she can't have anything to do with it! If she sees you guys here, she's gonna kill me! ''[Munro and his aides look at each other]'' Trust me, you just gotta hide somewhere! You gotta help me! You just gotta hide somewhere!\
191	'''Munro:''' We'd love to help, but I mean, there's only one door. Where can we hide? ''[staring in disbelief as Korben knocks down the fridge shelves]'' Major, we don't have time for this.\
192	'''Korben:''' It's just for one minute! ''[sends Munro's captain and Major Iceborg into the fridge]'' Thank you so much, you have no idea how much you're helping me! ''[stuffs Munro in]'' You have no idea! I'm gonna be happily married.\
193	'''Munro:''' Major! MAJOR! The three of us won't fit in here!\
194	'''Korben:''' Sure you will!\
195	''[Korben strains to stuff them in, then closes the door and sends the fridge down]''\
196	'''Munro:''' MAJOR! Ow, ow, my foot! MAJOR! ''MAJOR!''
197	** Then at the end of the scene, after Cornelius hits him with the Medal of Honor and steals the tickets, Korben opens the fridge, where Munro and his aides are [[HarmlessFreezing frozen]]. He says "I'll take the mission," takes the briefing paper, and closes the door ''again''.
198	** As Korben is drying poor Leeloo their moment of intimacy is ruined by a faint groaning. Leeloo shakingly says 'Cornelius' before Korben opens his bed to see Cornelius on the bed under a layer of plastic film slowly suffocating. Korben tears the film and Cornelius sits up with a wide-eyed gasp for air.
199	** As they squabble Leeloo starts to undress. They hastily turn around.
200	-->'''Korben:''' Cup of coffee?
201	-->'''Cornelius:''' ''(immediately)'' Yes, please.
202	** Korben says he is not good at making coffee as he ''pours his cup back into the pot''.
203	* Korben complaining about how he got mugged to his mother, when you remember how said mugging [[MuggingTheMonster actually went down]].
204	* All scenes with the cab computer.
205	-->'''Cab:''' You've just had an accident.
206	-->'''Korben:''' ''[desperately trying to avoid oncoming traffic]'' YES! I know I just had an accident, you daffy bastard!
207	* The two cops getting their lunch from UsefulNotes/McDonalds. Especially how the lead cop tells dispatch they're on their way, then adds "as soon as they finish lunch."
208	-->'''Cop:''' I'm too old, too tired, and too hungry to go chasing some hot rod. ''[interrupts his colleague who's flirting with the drive-thru attendant]'' And I'm definitely too thirsty.
209	-->'''Korben:''' LOOK OUT!!!
210	-->''[Korben sideswipes the patrol car, causing the cop to spill his Coca-Cola and knocking over their Golden Menus]''
211	-->'''Cop:''' ''[[[DelayedReaction after a moment]]]'' ... whoa.
212	** And then they're the lead pursuit car because Korben ruined their lunch! And eventually they crash into a [=McDonald's=] truck.
213	* The way both Mr. Kim and General Munro tell Korben that he should check his mail, because it "might be important." Makes you wonder if that's the motto for NYC Mail.
214	* When Korben arrives with Leeloo, Cornelius assumes they're newlyweds and directs them to the floor beneath them. Even though Korben is carrying a mostly nude, barefoot and unconscious woman. Later, when Right Arm arrives with some goons, he meekly asks if they're here for weddings. Right Arm and the burly goons wearing tight-fitting clothes give a confused look at each other.
215	* At long last, after Leeloo saves the world, David yells "YEAH!" and scares the shit out of Ruby, prompting his very dramatic exit.
216	-->'''Ruby:''' WHAT'S WRONG WIF YOU?! Whatchoo screamin' for?! Every five seconds there's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leaving. BZZZT! ''[flourish, storms off]''
217	* The OhCrap look on the scientist's face when he realizes Korben and Leeloo are making out (and possibly in mid-coitus, we can't see below their shoulders although the "give them 5 minutes" ''strongly'' implies it), right when the President wants to talk to them on live television.
218	* The President's attempt to speak with Korben's mother. He is instantly horrified and confused and passes the phone off to someone else to take care of. Meanwhile, Korben's mother continues ranting until the scene switches to Korben and Leeloo.
219	* Father Cornelius sitting at the airport bar getting hammered:
220	-->'''Cornelius:''' I know that she's made to be strong but she's also so fragile, so human. Know what I mean?
221	-->''[The bartender - a robot - simply shakes its head.]''\
222	'''Bartender:''' You want some more?\
223	[''Cornelius nods drunkenly, and the Bartender pours another drink'']\
224	'''David:''' [''Runs up after his encounter with Korben, and swipes the drink just as Cornelius reaches for it''] [[INeedAFreakingDrink Make that two!]] [''Downs the drink'']\
225	'''Cornelius:''' [''Drunkenly and happily''] Oh, Davi- [''Realizes David is not on the plane''] David?!
226	* During the takeover of the hotel, Korben asks Baby Ray, a stone-deaf actor, to pass him his gun. Instead, Ray sends over two billiard balls. Korben gives a look of disgust while Baby Ray obliviously gives a thumbs up. Later, Baby Ray is interviewed and brags that he helped.
227	* The way every woman seems to ''have'' to mention how sexy they think Ruby Rhod is could be part of the film-makers trying to outweigh how ridiculous and unattractive his outfit really is.
228	* Even when the shooting starts on the hotel and Ruby Rhod starts freaking out he ''keeps doing his show'' not breaking the feed and basically being the ''only'' source of news going out of the battle of Fhloston Paradise. Because while he is many things first and foremost he is a ''professional.''
229	* Just after taking the ship back from the Mangalores, Ruby continues to transmit while being tended to by a physician.

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