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| 3 | [[folder:WTF Is...]] |
| 4 | * The various unintelligible...''[[{{Angrish}} noises]]'' he makes when faced with dying often. |
| 5 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv4dkc9CKWs - Super Meatboy Wipe-a-thon 3000]] |
| 6 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhTEk1VLlI0 - SUPAH CRATE-BOX! "WTF is?" video]]... Wait for the gibbering towards the latter half. |
| 7 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFd6DhFi1cg Stealth Bastard]], it slowly builds up with TB's admitted ineptitude at platformers, then it culminates in the last minute. |
| 8 | * His reactions to the [[SoBadItsGood voice acting]] (Particularly with regards to the use of [[NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent their British accents]]) of ''VideoGame/AnomalyWarzoneEarth''. |
| 9 | -->'''HQ''': This ain't no sightseeing tour, 14. [[https://youtu.be/A7C3iFg8A7s?t=12m Get your butts on board]]-\ |
| 10 | '''TB''': '''''BUTTS??!!''''' Oooohhhh, WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?! Ohhh, man! As a British person, this makes me *get* VERY ANGRY! |
| 11 | * The entirety of ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cxM5UIsAnE Enviro-Bear 2000]]''. |
| 12 | ** Made even better if (as suggested by a youtube comment) you pretend that [[spoiler:Jesse Cox is controlling the ''other'' bear driver.]] |
| 13 | * Around 7:10 of his [="WTFree is..."=] video of ''VideoGame/NitronicRush'', things get incredibly...''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p3o4d7JUTI#t=7m10s silly]]''. |
| 14 | ** Even funnier is the fact that the trick system encourages things like this. |
| 15 | * In Part 5 of his ''VideoGame/KingdomsOfAmalurReckoning'' livestream he attempts a sneak attack on a bear. In Song. |
| 16 | -->It's a bear\ |
| 17 | Can you backstab a bear?\ |
| 18 | Yes, you can backstab a bear!\ |
| 19 | It doesn't care!\ |
| 20 | It doesn't care! AAAHH! |
| 21 | * From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m109lvkEPFk&t=18m54s WTF Is...Limbo]]: |
| 22 | --> *after snapping off two of [[GiantSpider the spider's]] legs* "[[TemptingFate Ah, you are so predi-]] [[KilledMidSentence *gets skewered by the third leg*]] Aaaaaah! ({{Beat}}) [[ImplausibleDeniability I didn't say that.]] [[BlatantLies That was a...mic error.]] |
| 23 | ** Any time he suddenly dies, but [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m109lvkEPFk&t=27m13s this takes the cake]]. |
| 24 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l60BXasD83M WTF Is...Snuggletruck]] From wondering where his career has gone to pointing out how little sense the game makes, this video is 10 minutes of hilarity; he also lives up to his moniker as "The Cynical Brit" in this video. |
| 25 | * TB, not known for his skill in platformers, plays ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuyGaiden'' as part of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY6TrLsN6qM WTF series.]] It takes TB twenty-four deaths to reach stage one. Not ''within'' stage one, but merely ''selecting'' stage one. |
| 26 | ** "This game should be against the Geneva Convention. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck But it isn't, so I guess we're playing it.]]" |
| 27 | ** "This was created by a very, very angry man. This guy was an orphan. I can see how it is." ''(several death-related interruptions later)'' "[[FreudianExcuse This guy was an orphan, he was bullied in school]], and what he decided to do was to create [[PlatformHell a game designed to torture people]]. [[GoneHorriblyRight Which is what he has succeeded in doing.]]" |
| 28 | ** His bizarre fixation on the fishing boat in the parachute ride in stage one, which he describes in more and more diabolical terms as he gets angry (first it's a fishing boat, then a whaling ship, then a floating meth lab staffed by hateful diseased orphans who eat diseased puppies, then it's "the spawn of Satan in boat form," then "orphan Satan with diseases in boat form") |
| 29 | *** As seen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt_IRZXqt7o here.]] |
| 30 | ** "This game is a metaphor for the harsh mistress of LIFE! The painful, agonizing GRIND into old age and eventual DEMISE with no one on your bedside to care for your passing! It's what this is! It represents that!" |
| 31 | ** "[[HollywoodAtheist There is no God! If there was a God he would never have allowed this to happen!]] I'm going to subscribe to [[{{Website/Reddit}} r/atheism]] right now and post some Website/{{Facebook}} screenshots!" |
| 32 | ** "''I Wanna Be the Guy Gaiden'', ladies and gentlemen. The download link is in the video description. [[VideoGame/HouseOfTheDead SUFFER LIKE TB DID!]]" |
| 33 | ** One of the tags was "THISFUCKINGGAMEWHY", however, this happened to just be part of an experiment to see whether or not his fans were smart enough to dislike the episode for being exaggerated and dumb. [[SpringtimeForHitler Said experiment failed]]. |
| 34 | *** Looks like he's changed the tags now. Now they read "This video is terrible why are you watching it" |
| 35 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJl8dRZWSeA WTF is... Scribblenauts Unlimited]] has many of TB's solutions to puzzles being... unusual. Such as: |
| 36 | ** Using Cthulu and a Shoggoth to clear traffic |
| 37 | ** Attempting to solve a tooth ache with a [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer hammer]] |
| 38 | ** Motivating a blue-coloured racer to win his race by creating a blue ''demon''. The guy did win the race, and then both participants were killed by the demon. |
| 39 | ** [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Giving a laser gun to a dog in order to make him look like a firefighter]]. |
| 40 | * At the 21:10 minute mark of ''WTF Is VideoGame/FarCry3?'', amid a serious speech criticizing the lack of realism in the protagonist being an InstantExpert in weapons despite never having fired a single one up until the beginning of the game, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvMQAkoue6w&feature=g-logo#! TB is suddenly jumped by an alligator]]. {{Angrish}} ensues. |
| 41 | ** A similar thing happens at the 27:20 minute mark of ''WTF Is VideoGame/FarCryPrimal?'' as he was ranting about how the melee system in this particular release lacks impact. He even lampshades how it always happens when he is doing a "WTF Is..." for a Far Cry game. It is seriously turning into a running gag. |
| 42 | ** TB also spends an awful lot of time looking for a hang glider to show off. Around 40:46 there is one ''directly in front of him'' [[FailedASpotCheck that he somehow didn't notice]]. |
| 43 | * In his WTF is ''VideoGame/SuperAmazingWagonAdventure'', at the very start of the video [[HelloInsertNameHere he decides to name his crew]] after [[Creator/{{Polaris}} Jesse, Dodger and him]]. But then, after Dodger died in the first few minutes of gameplay, and after surviving a tornado... [[http://youtu.be/2uPNPSFhheM?t=7m38s THIS happens!]] [[spoiler: Cue all the [=TBxJesse=] {{shipp|ing}}ers going all "{{Squee}}" over it.]] And, if you want add an extra bit of juvenile humour to the whole scene, just check out the [[ArcNumber in-game day]] in which it happened... |
| 44 | --> '''TB''': This story is turning itself into [[SlashFic a giant fan-fiction]] already, and I hate it! So very much... |
| 45 | ** Also, the game begins with Dodger being severely weakened by tuberculosis, also known as... TB. |
| 46 | ---> '''TB''': So already Dodger is almost dead thanks to TB. Big surprise. |
| 47 | ** And Jesse, naturally, commented on it. |
| 48 | ---> '''Jesse''': It happened! I was there! |
| 49 | * At around the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-KeHtlUf2M&feature=youtu.be&t=2649 44:10 mark]] of a joint "WTF Is..." of ''VideoGame/SimCity2013'' with Genna, [=TotalBiscuit=]'s power plant goes into meltdown. The reason? Education has fallen to the point where workers could not successfully keep the plant going. Riffing followed, along with angry responses when it was revealed the fallout was drifting in the direction of Genna's city. |
| 50 | ** A lot of the little side conversations between Genna and John are funny too. Such as the beginning, where [=TotalBiscuit=] introduces someone very dear to him, who is also incredibly violent and very condescending at times. Genna guesses it's the chinchilla. |
| 51 | --> '''TB''': "What? No, the chinchilla likes me. More than you, the chinchilla bites you, she doesn't like you at all. She senses something within you, a darkness brewing inside." |
| 52 | ** The meltdown is even funnier if you notice that it's been foreshadowed half an hour before the actual meltdown, by a message that said "Nuclear Power Plant staffed by idiots." no less. |
| 53 | * In "WTF Is ''VideoGame/AceOfSpades''", when he sees that "[[TheStoner XXX420SMOK3GANJA420XXX]]" has the [[CaptureTheFlag enemy intel]]: "[[TakeThat That might be the worst username I've ever seen from anyone ever]]", completely in passing without missing a beat. |
| 54 | ** For that matter, any time he interrupts himself to comment on something that's appeared on the screen; there's a very similar bit at the beginning of ''VideoGame/TheWarZ'' where he makes a remark about a [[SpecialEffectFailure bad texture]]. |
| 55 | * In his first round of "WTF Is... ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'' Multiplayer?" [[https://youtu.be/Zkp472M1z8Y?t=611 TB encounters the last person he'd expect to see...]] |
| 56 | ** What's even funnier is the guy's reaction. |
| 57 | -->'''[[spoiler:[=FrankensteinJoe=]]]''': ''(moment of silence)'' Seems legit. ''(TB cracks up again)'' |
| 58 | * In his "WTF is ''Orion: Dino Beatdown''", (don't you mean, ''[[PaperThinDisguise Orion: Dino Horde]]''?) he comes up with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCMRpia6K_o#t=20m44s a rather strange analogy]] (around 20:44) about the idea of criticizing this game... |
| 59 | -->'''TB''': (...) It's like punching a seal, you just wouldn't do that, it doesn't feel right... But in this case, the seal isn't an innocent fluffy sea creature, the seal is a dick! The seal stole your packed lunch, the seal made a pass at your girlfriend, and what's worse is that it seems your girlfriend was actually into it. That's terrible! You've had three years of happy relationships and this frickin' asshole seal comes along makes a pass and suddenly you're not sure anymore, you're not sure if your relationship was built on solid ground, and it's all because of this asshole seal! You wanna punch it, you wanna punch it so hard! And I usually like seals! But this seal, this seal is a dick! That's one of the best ways I can describe it. |
| 60 | * His "WTF is ''Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon''" video is funny all on its own, but several particularly good moments include: |
| 61 | ** His ideas of ways other games could embrace the silly standalone nature of Blood Dragon, in particular the idea of ''Franchise/AssassinsCreed Franchise/PowerRangers''. |
| 62 | ** The reveal that there is a button specifically for ''flipping people off''. The video ends with [=TotalBiscuit=] repeatedly flipping off a passing patrol boat. |
| 63 | * The entirety of his ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um_rftrTNcs Behold Cranky Cat, too good for Greenlight]]'' video. The whole thing is so twisted, and over-saturated with sarcasm and vitriol, that [[CrossesTheLineTwice you cannot help but to laugh at it]]. (specially if you also feel contempt for Valve's [[Platform/{{Steam}} Greenlight system]]) |
| 64 | ** Similarly, his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwjsYJWrvtE Cynical]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ8JrienGIo Redub]] of the Microsoft and Sony E3 Conferences. |
| 65 | * In his ''WTF Is Sleeping Dogs'' he is absolutely giddy when he's able to [[http://youtu.be/ZI3AeT9pI9w?t=51m4s steal a very large boat]]. |
| 66 | ** All of this is part of an effort so [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext TB can show you his cock]]. |
| 67 | ** Which leads to a slew of penis jokes, to which he [[http://youtu.be/ZI3AeT9pI9w?t=53m10s admits dragging it out for too long, but is too amused to stop]]. |
| 68 | ** At one point, he runs around without any trousers, [[http://youtu.be/ZI3AeT9pI9w?t=42m00s frustrated and amused]] by the lack of ease in finding pants. |
| 69 | ** "Don't worry! The game has [[Music/AirSupply Air Supply]] in it!" |
| 70 | * His video on ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnNLoMQnLaY Castle Miner Z]]'' starts with him getting an error saying his computer didn't have enough memory available ''on the main menu,'' coupled with a screenshot of his system specs showing he has ''[[DarthWiki/IdiotProgramming 32 gigabytes of RAM.]]'' |
| 71 | * In ''WTF Is VideoGame/{{Octodad}}: Dadliest Catch'', when he spots that the products on sale in the supermarket include "Total Biscuits". |
| 72 | * His flat refusal to go along with the plot in ''Wtf Am I Doing...VideoGame/Portal2''. |
| 73 | ** And he keeps railing on Wheatley's Southerner accent. |
| 74 | * This comment on rage meters from ''WTF Is Sledgehammer / Gear Grinder''. |
| 75 | --> '''TB''': ''"Don't know what it is about games using the term "rage" as some kind of usable resource. Rage is not a resource, trust me... unless, of course, you happen to be working for {{Machinima}}."'' |
| 76 | * Certain moments in his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15wIdk_lzwk WTF Is... - UnEpic]] video, like the one where he tries to justify falling for a trap that pretty much is an idiot test. |
| 77 | --> '''TB''': ''"It was shiny. I can't help if I've been trained to do these things, I've been a gamer for the last God knows how many years ... what, 23 years? I am programmed to pick up shiny."'' |
| 78 | * His "WTF is Day One: Garry's Incident" in it's entirety. |
| 79 | ** "Behold! The worst textured panther in the history of video games!" |
| 80 | ** And at the end, he says he wants to find the developer of the game and put them on a similar island. |
| 81 | * The WTF is "Guise Of The Wolf" video, all of it. |
| 82 | * In WTF Is... Watch Dogs, while he's doing a Fixer Contract early in the video, he comes across a parked car he can steal so he can get to the next objective of said contract and tries to enter the right. Only to remember that the game isn't set in the UK and that the steering wheel is on the left. |
| 83 | ** He then runs away with this by [[DrivesLikeCrazy driving into oncoming traffic]], all the while commenting on how all American motorists drive on the wrong side of the road. |
| 84 | * in his WTF is... of Videogame/SniperEliteIII, TB shoots a soldier right in view his buddy, and the buddy - with the AI unaware where the shot is coming from, and thus, unaware of where to take cover, [[http://youtu.be/bzy0gNMGkgU?t=23m39s starts spinning in circles]]. |
| 85 | --> '''TB, imitating a german accent''': ''"Oh no! wat's going on?! kwick! Do the location danz!"'' |
| 86 | * In his video for Shovel Knight, at the very beginning of a level, TB successfully makes a jump across a pit... only to run into the enemy on the other side, which knocks him back into the pit. |
| 87 | -->'''TB''': Wow. I am a ''moron.'' (''laughs'') That was dreadful. |
| 88 | ** On his next try, he makes the jump and kills the enemy... only to slip off and fall into the next pit. |
| 89 | --->'''TB''': So, what have you-- ''COME ON!'' (''snickers'') Get your head together! I know I've had a bad day, but this is terrible. This is ridiculous. Come on. |
| 90 | * The now-deleted video, ''WTF Is...Mountain''. |
| 91 | -->'''TB''': (long pause) It's fucking nothing! |
| 92 | * In "WTF Is...VideoGame/ThereCameAnEcho", one of the alternative commands TB sets for "attack" is "fuck up". |
| 93 | ** And since one of the characters is voiced by Creator/WilWheaton, he made the character's alternate name "[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Wesley]]" and the alternative command for "stop" to "shut up", so that such an order can come out as "Shut up, Wesley!" |
| 94 | * Total Biscuit tries to get an orc captain to help him fight another captain in "WTF is VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfMordor" and accidentally [[EpicFail sends him on a rampage in an orc fortress]]. Whoops. |
| 95 | * In his WTF is... Yasai Ninja?, TotalBiscuit had the "pleasure" to enjoy the game's platforming. If he fails the game will reset the switches, to add insult to injury controlling the camera was near impossible. After he had finished the first section the game seems to end on a dead end... [[https://youtu.be/8IfZG_iVVcI?t=12m18s that is until he looked at the side of the bridge.]] |
| 96 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7HGyCYxKhU WTF is...Frozen Freefall : Snowball Fight.]] |
| 97 | -->"You released a match 3 game on pc...without mouse support."\ |
| 98 | "You released...a match 3 game...on pc...that has no...mouse...support."\ |
| 99 | [[SuddenlyShouting "YOU RELEASED A MATCH 3 GAME!]] [[RuleOfThree ON PC! THAT HAS NO!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis MOUSE! SUPPORT!]]\ |
| 100 | Amazing! \ |
| 101 | "Quite." |
| 102 | * The first 30 seconds of his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1dLGihV0No WTF is...]] [[VideoGame/XCom2 XCOM 2]] is perhaps the most glowing endorsement of a game he has ever created. It consists entirely of TB explaining that although he has been very strict about only doing [[InsistentTerminology First Impressions]], this time his 'First Impressions' is ''[[NonIndicativeName seventy two hours]]'' long because he [[JustOneMoreLevel accidentally beat the game prior to release]]. |
| 103 | --> '''TB (sheepishly):''' "Ooops." |
| 104 | * His WTF is of the awful {{VideoGame/Rambo}} game. |
| 105 | [[/folder]] |
| 106 | |
| 107 | [[folder:Terraria & Terraria the Next World Generation]] |
| 108 | * In the ''Terraria'' collab, Jesse being the whitest guy TB knows: |
| 109 | -->'''Jesse''': I got jumps now! ''I got jumps.'' Is that what the kids say? "I got the jumps"?\ |
| 110 | '''TB''': "I got—" no, that sounds like a euphemism for Parkinson's Disease. |
| 111 | * Plus part 11, when [[spoiler: during the blood moon, TB and Jesse kill a Top Hat Zombie, hoping to gain its hat for TB, something he desperately wants. TB dies in the attempt, and Jesse steals the hat as TB wonders where it's gone... Until it appears on Jesse's head. HilarityEnsues.]] |
| 112 | ** [[spoiler: Made even funnier if you noticed that Jesse wore the hat on the way there, and was dropping hints that he had the hat. [=TotalBiscuit=] still failed to notice, until Jesse took out a torch allowing him to actually see him.]] |
| 113 | * In a later episode (also involving a floating island, but a different one), Jesse tries to kill TB with fall damage. When TB explains that he no longer takes fall damage (due to a lucky horseshoe), Jesse forces him to demonstrate this. By mining the blocks directly underneath TB. Whilst standing on the exact same spot. TB didn't take fall damage, but Jesse was not as [[{{Pun}} lucky]]. |
| 114 | * In part 22, in a striking example of them actually aiding each other, TB finds a wooden boomerang and helpfully tosses it to Jesse... accidentally throwing it down the 1500+ ft. deep hellevator. |
| 115 | --> '''TB''': We really should put guard-rails on that thing. |
| 116 | * In Part 7, TB tries to sing the Terraria background music, but ends up singing a completely different song: |
| 117 | --> '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Wait a minute, that's Nyan Cat. AH! It's infected my head! |
| 118 | * Also, when Jesse tried to kill TB with dynamite and blew himself up instead: |
| 119 | --> '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': So what was in that chest?\ |
| 120 | '''Jesse''': Oh just a bunch of this stuff. *throws dynamite at TB*\ |
| 121 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Oh, dynamite ... Wait, what?! No!!! *TB steps aside, but Jesse doesn't, followed by a big BOOM* |
| 122 | -->'''Jesse''': Wait, why did I get killed?! Aahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! |
| 123 | -->'''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Because ''you'', good sir, have way worse reaction times than I do! |
| 124 | -->'''Jesse''': Ahhhahahaha!!! [[LaughingMad I can't even breathe]]! Why did I just die?! |
| 125 | * Similar incident to the above, still involving an explosion, with Jesse and TB trying to clear out the cacti in a desert biome[[note]]Earlier versions had it that running past cacti would hurt the player[[/note]]. While Jesse's busy throwing bombs, TB quickly sets up a box around him, trapping him in with a bomb he just threw. However, TB didn't predict that he'd get trapped in the box too due to a glitch. There's a brief second of both of them panicking before the bomb goes off--which somehow kills ''only'' Jesse. |
| 126 | * Another two at the end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=h3RlF_vUTkg#t=1092s The Next World Generation - Part 10]]: |
| 127 | ** First one, TB has just returned from the Jungle area, with 2 Life Hearts for Jesse (as TB has used more already). TB proclaims his wonderful bounty, then accidentally uses one on himself. |
| 128 | ** Second one is when he places down the other fruits of their jungle exploits, in which Jesse died many, many times: two statues. Jesse becomes quite upset. And almost begins to sound like Cave Johnson from Portal. |
| 129 | * TB repeatedly killing Jesse as punishment for his ineptitude by placing blocks in the hellevator. Never gets old. |
| 130 | * At the very end of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YdgKHARrR0&t=17m40s this video]]. Jesse and TB had been spending the past 4 episodes trying to find Moonglow in a very small section of their jungle separated by corruption from the rest of it (they assume that it's the only part of their jungle left), and when Jesse looks through their chests for useful materials, he finds that they have a large stock of Moonglow on hand. Jesse is naturally upset, while TB bursts out in laughter, probably due to disbelief. |
| 131 | * A fan put together [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XIMLEvYMB4 a montage]] of the many, many, ''many'' deaths of Jesse and TB during the first ''Terraria'' series. |
| 132 | ** The same fan did it for ''The Next World Generation'' [[https://web.archive.org/web/20210723042939/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwrCIGXRsRg here]]. |
| 133 | [[/folder]] |
| 134 | |
| 135 | [[folder:Terraria: Deep Place Mine]] |
| 136 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDpXHLzJ6_k Episode 4]], Jesse finds a demonic Starbucks. |
| 137 | * TB mentions that he learned that his stepson Orion listens to the show. Jesse immediately starts referring to himself as "Uncle Jesse". It's even more hilarious than it sounds. |
| 138 | ** The void |
| 139 | -->'''TB''': Does the void stare back at you, however?\ |
| 140 | '''Jesse''': Ummmm, no. The void's busy being bad at video games. |
| 141 | [[/folder]] |
| 142 | |
| 143 | [[folder:Starbound (beta)]] |
| 144 | * TB's [[https://twitter.com/totalbiscuit tweets]] leading up to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5b2ybvOPHE first episode]]: |
| 145 | --> 14 mins til Starbound video |
| 146 | --> 9 minutes til this terrible thing |
| 147 | --> 6 mins til why on earth do you watch these |
| 148 | --> 4 mins til my dignity is sold off piecemeal |
| 149 | --> 2 mins until the channels equivalent of Biodome |
| 150 | --> Spaaaaaaaace |
| 151 | * TB [[ItMakesSenseInContext waving]] [[ThatCameOutWrong his wood]] in Jesse's face. |
| 152 | * Watching TB attempt to push Jesse through the tutorial is hilarious. |
| 153 | --> '''TB''': This is why I never play [[VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends LoL]] with you! |
| 154 | [[/folder]] |
| 155 | |
| 156 | [[folder:Other Collabs]] |
| 157 | * In the ''[[VideoGame/DeadRising2 Dead Rising 2: Off the Record]]'' collab, Jesse puts on the [[BlatantLies flattering]] crop top and short shorts ensemble and shows it off to TB. TB pauses, goes silent, and turns the camera around for a bit--before he turns around and smacks Jesse in the face with a lead pipe. |
| 158 | ** Ironically, that ''exact same'' outfit was previously worn by TB in his "WTF is..." of the title to emphasize the fun and sillyness he personally enjoyed. When Jesse starts prancing about and showing off the outfit to TB, TB [[HypocriticalHumor said that there was something wrong with him]]. |
| 159 | * Tons in the ''VideoGame/{{Magicka}}'' LetsPlay with LetsPlay/LewisBrindley and LetsPlay/SimonLane of the LetsPlay/{{Yogscast}}. |
| 160 | ** One example would be when they summoned meteor shower for the first time, not knowing what was going to happen and the subsequent panicking. |
| 161 | --->'''Simon:'''(after being told he is going to be the bait and walking up to the giant worm boss) "Hello. Nice to meet you worm! How are you doing? How are you this time of year? Are you well? Have you thought of letting Jesus into you-[[KilledMidSentence AAAHH!]]" |
| 162 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vw1hPUdgI0 The Yogscast and TotalBiscuit ruin Trine 2: Part 2]]. (Only seen on their Website/YouTube Re-upload, and not on the livestream itself, because they use LetsPlay/LewisBrindley's recording of the event and not TB's which is the Website/YouTube video.) When they begin, Lewis and LetsPlay/SimonLane tab out to read the multitudes of Donors for their charity, leaving TB with 8 minutes of air-time with Lewis and Simon's characters (the Thief and Knight) standing there. TB (Wizard) passes the time by pushing Simon (Knight) all the way under a leaf ledge, collecting boxes and rocks and beehives in the immediate area to literally bury Simon in junk and his own conjured boxes, once in a while commenting with the other two to keep suspicion down. When he's done, in-game he types in 'Simon's New House' and for the rest of the unsupervised minutes, he makes his character 'dance' while waiting for them to come back. HilarityEnsues when they find out, complete with LampshadeHanging and IronicEcho from their ''VideoGame/{{Magicka}}'' days (''Hello, do you like bees?''). |
| 163 | * For the "Polaris Civil War", TB picks LetsPlay/{{Sips}} as he claims he needs somebody commendable, earning minor scorn from Jesse. He ''then'' picks LetsPlay/{{Sjin}}, causing most of /r/Yogscast to predict the numerous headaches that the duo will cause for TB's team. |
| 164 | [[/folder]] |
| 165 | |
| 166 | [[folder:Christmas]] |
| 167 | * His Christmas album, featuring such hits as Mock The Fools, Hark The Wrathbabies, and God Rest Ye Merry Ghostcrawler. |
| 168 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uox0yHLIKSU TotalBiscuit singing "Santa Baby".]] |
| 169 | * And for Christmas: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI715eNk6K8 They return to Magicka]]. From here on in it's your choice of [=CMOFs=], but 2 that stand out are: |
| 170 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI715eNk6K8&t=21m11s 21:11 to 21:25]]: Slow-Mo [=TotalBiscuit=]. |
| 171 | ** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI715eNk6K8&t=22m33s 22:33 to 23:21]]: to Quote [=TotalBiscuit=]: [[ItMakesSenseInContext "It's alright, if we get enough mooses on the ground, it'll drown!"]] |
| 172 | [[/folder]] |
| 173 | |
| 174 | [[folder:Lets Plays and Livestreams]] |
| 175 | * His reaction to being able to push an already suicidal man off a building in ''VideoGame/DCUniverseOnline''. |
| 176 | -->"BEST! BEST!" |
| 177 | * Part 1 of his ''[[VideoGame/TheSecretWorld Secret World]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fH1HC1DOJo livestream]] has him selecting a character and giving him ridiculous facial hair and a poncho, before, after discussing it on the live chat with viewers, entering the name "Pedro "Poncho" Grande", which causes him to burst out laughing and proclaim: |
| 178 | -->'''TB''': Congratulations guys, we are ''racists''. |
| 179 | ** Followed quickly by two more moments: |
| 180 | *** The first is when he calls in his wife to show her the creation, and she comments that he looks more like a Pablo than a Pedro because ''his moustache is too small''. |
| 181 | *** And then, when he goes to enter the character, finds that there is ''already a character in existence with the nickname Poncho''. |
| 182 | -->'''TB:''' WHAT?! How is ''Pablo "Poncho" Grande'' "in use"?! |
| 183 | * His livestreaming of Black Mesa: Source. It helps that's he has watched ''WebVideo/FreemansMind'' before |
| 184 | * Take one part [=TotalBiscuit=] and one part VideoGame/AsurasWrath, stir well and [[http://pl.twitch.tv/totalbiscuit/b/312083078 watch the 'Fuck yea' moments unfold.]] |
| 185 | * During the ''VideoGame/SimCity2013'' livestream about an hour into playing, Genna (Who has apparently been locked in her room for three days playing the game) comes in and they start bickering over his city, everything he's done wrong, his justifications for doing it why he is, and starts directing him on what to do. |
| 186 | -->'''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' They shop at the gas station--I have literally developed a terrible town.\ |
| 187 | '''Genna:''' Yes! The commercial need to be in the middle. You have done this completely wrong, and I'm afraid that you have failed the game, and if you dare to give the guys who developed this a bad review I'm afraid I'm going to have to kick your ass! \ |
| 188 | ''*TB starts laughing*'' \ |
| 189 | '''Genna:''' I'm just waiting for Godzilla to come up here and ruin everything for you! And he will! He will! He destroyed my city twice! |
| 190 | * During his Grudge match round 1 of Mechwarrior tactics TB did not tell WebVideo/AngryJoe the cap point limit. Que Joe's lance filled with 4 assult mechs compared to TB's 1 light 1 medium 1 heavy and 1 assault mech. TB's reaction is hilarious. |
| 191 | * His playing of ''[[VisualNovel/LongLiveTheQueen Long Live The Queen]]'' in preparation for his WTF is...? of the game. It comes in two parts and the first sentence uttered sets the mood for the two videos, and the exchange between he and Genna sells it. |
| 192 | --> '''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' ...[[TitleDrop What the]] ''[[TitleDrop fuck]]'' [[TitleDrop is]] this? ''*Genna laughs*'' You wa--What is it? Why are y--Why am I playing this?\ |
| 193 | '''Genna:''' Because you will be the prettiest, prettiest princess!\ |
| 194 | '''TB:''' They probably can't even hear you from there. You're going to have to get a bit closer.\ |
| 195 | '''Genna:''' [=TotalBiscuit=], would you like to be the prettiest, prettiest princess?\ |
| 196 | '''TB:''' Not in any way.\ |
| 197 | '''Genna:''' But you get to wear a nice dress!\ |
| 198 | '''TB:''' It's anime fanservice bullshit, look at this thing.\ |
| 199 | '''Genna:''' Anime/CardCaptorSakura!\ |
| 200 | '''TB:''' It-it-it's fucking terrible, I mean that is--that is not a good title screen. That is not a good title screen for anyone over the age of about fourteen.\ |
| 201 | ...\ |
| 202 | '''TB:''' See where our marriage has gone to? You've got me playing this anime bullshit.\ |
| 203 | '''Genna:''' You play ''a lot'' of anime bullshit.\ |
| 204 | '''TB:''' ''No I don't!'' What was the last anime bullshit I played?\ |
| 205 | '''Genna:''' Well I wouldn't exactly call ''Persona'' bullshit, but you did play it.\ |
| 206 | '''TB:''' [[BlatantLies Thaaaaat doesn't count.]]\ |
| 207 | '''Genna:''' But Teddy!\ |
| 208 | '''TB:''' '''No.'''\ |
| 209 | '''Genna:''' Teddy!\ |
| 210 | '''TB:''' Teddy is infinitely better that this! Look at this crap! |
| 211 | * From the stream of Guise of the Wolf: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ask3Dn1ocIQ a very buggy wolf attack.]] |
| 212 | ** While describing how to pick a lock: "So you move the tumblers around, as you might imagine, and then [[Website/{{Tumblr}} you're attacked by social justice warriors]]. So don't move the tumblers, guys." |
| 213 | ** Early in the stream, he manages to clip inside of a rock. Later, while trying to find a plot-required item, one of the chat members comments that [[BrickJoke "maybe it's in a rock."]] |
| 214 | ** TB bursts into near-uncontrollable laughter at the sound the bridge makes when you move over it. |
| 215 | ** "The mighty chain! What noise does it make when I strike upon it?" *pathetic 'chink' sound* |
| 216 | ** "The fountain's made of mercury!" |
| 217 | ** [[RunningGag "Helps to have a map apparently."]] |
| 218 | *** TB considers actually giving one of the guards his map, only to find it isn't an inventory item. |
| 219 | ** TB's utter bewilderment at one room having six copies of The Hungarian Kingdom. |
| 220 | ** The incredibly glitched corpse of the woman TB kills as a wolf. It ends up being the WTF Is... titlecard. |
| 221 | *** Right after that, he goes over to Filch to try killing him, only to find his model gone, leaving only his outline. |
| 222 | --> "Can I- oh, what the f... '''''FUCK'' this game!!''' Fuck this game..." |
| 223 | *** Then a cutscene with Filch rendered normally begins, prompting TB to shout "you were transparent a minute ago!" |
| 224 | ** "My 'WTF is' will consist of me getting stuck inside a rock and shouting "don't buy this [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] game."" |
| 225 | ** Pressing the Enter key completely glitches the resolution and crops it to a tiny window nothing fits in. |
| 226 | *** And it's discovered because TB [[DamnYouMuscleMemory instinctively hits Enter in an attempt to skip a cutscene.]] |
| 227 | * His other "Let's NOT Play" videos are also hilarious (''VideoGame/NeedForSpeed Rivals''' terrible PC port and ''VideoGame/DeusEx: The Fall'') |
| 228 | * TB's Videogame/TheSims4 livestream, which basically consisted of him trolling his wife (playing alongside him) for 4 hours. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLfBODs-t04 Part 1 here]], with the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGjNrw6L0iw other]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGjNrw6L0iw two]] parts also available on Genna's channel. The entire thing has to be seen to be believed. |
| 229 | ** Genna's opinion of TB's attempt at a house. |
| 230 | --> '''Genna:''' It looks like the [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Krusty Krab]]! |
| 231 | --> '''TB:''' ''Perfect!'' |
| 232 | ** The way they discover that they can recolour furniture. |
| 233 | --> '''TB:''' Can I colour the chair? Can I have a golden throne at the dinner table? I can! '''Worship your Emperor!''' |
| 234 | --> '''Genna:''' Now you can sit there and never move from that chair. |
| 235 | * Less than 30 seconds into [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEOcBBrndss his livestream]] of ''VisualNovel/HatofulBoyfriend'', and you already get the sense that TB is [[ThisIsGoingToSuck not looking forward to things]]: |
| 236 | --> ''I'm already regretting this'' |
| 237 | ** After figuring his original character name was too... [[PrecisionFStrike obscene]], he changes it to a more family friendly one: ''[[MemeticMutation Flockoff]] [[VideoGame/DevilMayCry1 Featherface]]''. However, there isn't enough space to put the last name in, so it becomes ''Flockoff Fthrface'' |
| 238 | ** TB voicing a character who's introduced with a very long, hard to pronounce name. |
| 239 | --> "I am called Anime Bullshit. I am the owner of the Anime Bullshit Cafe." |
| 240 | ** Whenever a text-based mishap occours, such as the above name length limit, TB puts the stream to the 'Stream Is Not Currently Broadcasting' screen. |
| 241 | -->'''TB:''' Zero out of ten, worst game ever, do not play! No... |
| 242 | ** TB's incredibly hammy voice for Okosan. It is ''glorious.'' To the point TB actively starts choosing everything that will lead to Okosan just so he can continue the voice. |
| 243 | --> "You expect to go against Okosan and win? He'll crush you with his wing." |
| 244 | ** The stream starts and ends with TB being irritated by his wife Genna's high pitched cries of "Senpai!" |
| 245 | * TB's [[VideoGame/RidetoHellRetribution Ride to Hell: Retribution]] livestream [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-M8gFVQT0 "highlights"]] |
| 246 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3-4WKIvRm8 Behold, the highlights]] of his VideoGame/JustCause3 stream. Moments include: |
| 247 | ** Repeated attempts with attaching rocket packs to objects like cars. |
| 248 | -->'''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': "In theory, [[ItMakesSenseInContext Wheely Bin of Doom]] would have worked there." |
| 249 | ** Repeated attempts to take down a base that's shooting nukes at him. |
| 250 | -->'''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': "[The base]'s shooting nukes from there at me by the way, which seems horribly unfair. I'm pretty sure it can't hit me in a wingsuit, [[TemptingFate what're the chances of that, right?]]" |
| 251 | ** [[RuleOfThree Repeated]] [[RunningGag attempts]] to call in a gigantic freight plane only for it to explode on arrival. |
| 252 | * His return to VideoGame/{{Warframe}} after two years is greeted with a influx of gifts from other players and fans... with a good chunk of it being bobbleheads of Clem, a character in the game. The end result? Well... [[CargoCult See for]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmCKXTaCvWU yourself...]] |
| 253 | -->''''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': ''you did this'' |
| 254 | * After much coaxing at the behest of his wife, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVa0Crj1oD8 he sat down to play]] ''VideoGame/HuniePop''. |
| 255 | ** From the first 30 seconds of that. |
| 256 | ---> '''TB:''' ''[completely and utterly deadpan]'' Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Totalbiscuit. I am here against my will...\ |
| 257 | '''Genna:''' AGAIN!\ |
| 258 | '''TB:''' I am here against my will...\ |
| 259 | '''Genna:''' AGAIN!\ |
| 260 | '''TB:''' I am here against my will...\ |
| 261 | '''Genna:''' To play ''VideoGame/HuniePop''!\ |
| 262 | '''TB:''' Why...?\ |
| 263 | '''Genna:''' Because I luv you! :3\ |
| 264 | '''TB:''' [[TheComicallySerious It's in four-by-three resolution.]]\ |
| 265 | '''Genna:''' But...\ |
| 266 | '''TB:''' It has no support for modern widescreen monitors.\ |
| 267 | '''Genna:''' But...\ |
| 268 | '''TB:''' In fact the graphics options are non-existent. For the most part. It has the word "Boops" in it. ''*Genna laughs*'' That's not even a real word. What is this? |
| 269 | ** His constant attempts to give the girls mango. |
| 270 | ** His plugging for a call-in radio station, "95.5 The Weasel." |
| 271 | * His playing ''VisualNovel/JohnCenasSexyHighSchoolAdventure'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm1ymZE4Dqw with Genna]], which has him consistently being a {{Deadpan|Snarker}} {{Smar|tMark}}ker and not bothering to give the Cenas the correct voice. |
| 272 | * TB playing ''VidoeGame/LoversInADangerousSpacetime'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngXubVxYErY with Genna]] has a lot of funny moments. Notable ones include TB irritating her with constant ''Franchise/StarTrek'' quotes and the two of them arguing over who gets to drive. |
| 273 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibmgkfMxlgQ A game of Superfight]]; starring [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]], [[WebVideo/FiftyPercentOff Octopimp]], [[WebVideo/{{Wowcrendor}} Crendor]], Sinvicta, [[LetsPlay/NerdCubed Dan]], and [[LetsPlay/ChaoticMonki Cry]]; ends up being so gut-bustingly hilarious that [=TotalBiscuit=] [[LaughThemselvesSick had to go to the hospital because he strained his diaphragm from laughing so much]]! Some highlights include: |
| 274 | ** [[spoiler:Cry dooming himself by the self-imposed rule that he must mate with every opponent before killing then, and...each of the Villain's fire-tutu-sporting fighter girls.]] |
| 275 | ** [[spoiler:Dodger (purposefully) misconstruing the term "[[{{Squick}} cum-blind]]" and ''applying it to her own Hero''. Everyone is in stitches for a while, taking chances between peels of laughter to tell Dodger IDoNotThinkItMeansWhatYouThinkItMeans. But now, Redneck America is apparently blind to Cry's mating/killing the fighter girls.]] |
| 276 | * While streaming ''VideoGame/DeathRoadToCanada'', he came across a scenario where Bandits were blocking his path, and he needed to choose someone "calm and trustworthy", so [[https://youtu.be/bLi2utO0bEc?t=1h17m34s he chose Crendor]]. [[spoiler:Not only did Crendor not succeed in distracting the bandits, he betrayed the team and had gotten Jesse killed.]] |
| 277 | --> '''TB:''' Well, that didn't go well at all, did it? Never trust a Crendor! |
| 278 | * TB's stream of him playing the godawful Rambo video game, his incredulous reaction when he finds out it's a rail shooter is priceless. |
| 279 | * Where to start with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_W7gyIS40s Warhammer 40,000: Space Wolf]]? |
| 280 | ** TB's playlist decides to start playing smooth jazz, TB takes this and runs with it. |
| 281 | --> '''TB:''' "You know, this music doesn't really seem appropiate for a [[CrapsackWorld grimdark]] stream.. In the grim darkness of the far future there is only ''~smooth jazz~''. Nothing but freshes grooves right here on '[[MemeticMutation 95.5 The Weasel]]'. Broadcasting live out of the Astronomicon to all affected by The Emperor's Light and beyond - Into the darkest reaches of space. Yes folks, when I ask you to 'purge the heretics' I presume you'll do it with style; because this is 95.5 The Weasel. The horrors of war getting you down? Are you perhaps a [[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Squat]] whose homeworld [[DroppedABridgeOnHim was devoured]] by the one and only [[HordeOfAlienLocusts Great Devourer]]; well, don't worry. We've got your stimpack right here. *[[MoodWhiplash Track changes]]* okay it's gone a bit like 'Drum and Bass' now, so yea we- [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain we can stop that now, thank you]]. |
| 282 | ** The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_W7gyIS40s&t=30m10s first]] of many SugarWiki/BetterThanCanon TB stumbles across: |
| 283 | --> There we go, I've equipped the storm bolter.. '''HE'S FUCKING {{DUAL WIELDING}}!!''' Look at this shit, look at how ''fucking awesome'' that is. And that's not canon at all. By why.. why not? By the way? One has to wonder.. Well the reason is because you can't really just take the powerfist off. '''[[RuleOfCool BUT HE'S DUAL WIELDING STORM BOLTERS]]''' look at that motherfucker! [[TestosteronePoisoning What an amazing man.]] [...] That's metal as ''fuck''. |
| 284 | ** Upon seeing himself [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_W7gyIS40s&t=99m5s ambushed by a bunch of Chaos troopers]]. TB takes a particular interest in the armnament of the jump troopers. |
| 285 | --> Right, well, these guys -- I mean, we can stay out of range of them for a couple of turns... what the hell are they wielding? Those are-- Does that chainsword have a bayonet on it?! Because that's the most 40K thing I have ever fucking seen! Holy shit! Yo dawg I heard you like swords. So I put a sword on your sword so you can stab while you stab. Jesus Christ that is so Grimdark. I might just be orgasmning right now and you wou- just wouldn't know it. |
| 286 | * During TB's livestream of ''Faeria'', his fans began sending him gifts by adding him as their recruiter, which he thanks them for. But then they began sending him more gifts than he was prepared for, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv2SE1y4Ok& the game became borderline unplayable]]. It ended with him having [[http://imgur.com/tB2lLQa over three thousand packs!]] |
| 287 | [[/folder]] |
| 288 | |
| 289 | [[folder:Alpha Strike]] |
| 290 | * His early look at VideoGame/{{Outlast}} where he talks about the revitalisation of Survival Horror as a genre thanks to games like ''VideoGame/AmnesiaTheDarkDescent'' and VideoGame/{{Slender}}. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IRTJp5TryY&t=6m30s About 6:30 minutes]] in he goes on about the version of Outlast being played is a demo, and so the developers will likely have compressed everything. Now, TB doesn't like horror games because of them being.. well.. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Horror Games]]. So his growing realisation that since he hasn't walked into a JumpScare yet, he probably soon will, unnerves him even more. |
| 291 | -->'''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' I mean so far the game has done a really good job of not throwing a lot of jump scares at me - ''and that worries me even more''. Heh, it's like if you --\ |
| 292 | * Goes to open door*\ |
| 293 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' --[[TemptingFate blow your load too quickly with jumpscares.]]\ |
| 294 | * Door opens, revealing a JumpScare complete with flashy lights and swinging guy.*\ |
| 295 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' '''''AAAAAH!''''' Jesus Christ. *heavy breath* '''FUCK!''' I ''hate'' you ''so much'' right now! God - ''dam''mit! Anyway! |
| 296 | [[/folder]] |
| 297 | |
| 298 | [[folder:Hearthstone (plus "Lord of the Arena")]] |
| 299 | * The Ending to his 17th Lord of the Arena run episode. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gzbb-UL5a8s#t=1647 It must be seen to be believed]] |
| 300 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO6kvWiIGGw&feature=youtu.be&t=9m43s Prepare to face the mighty Millhouse Manastorm!]] [[RuleOfThree Three]] [[EpicFail times]] [[RunningGag over.]] |
| 301 | ** The "Deck of LEGENDS" as a whole is hilarious. Made better when played against Crendor, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xashi21dUAo who made a similar deck.]] |
| 302 | * In his [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsVr1uIrQFg&feature=player_detailpage#t=3483 19th Lord of the Arena episode]], his opponent has a larger number of one-health minions on the board, and he draws a [[LuckBasedMission Mad Bomber]][[note]]Deals one damage to three random targets when played[[/note]]. When TB plays it, [[EpicFail all three hits land on his own hero, out of a pool containing eight other targets]]. He actually prayed to the [[RandomNumberGod RNG]] before playing it. |
| 303 | -->'''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' *draws Mad Bomber* Mad Bomber could be value here, could be very good value.\ |
| 304 | ({{Beat}})\ |
| 305 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' Alright... [[YeOldeButcheredeEnglishe O mighty bomber, hallowed be thy RNG]]. Please, ''please'' do what I say.\ |
| 306 | * His hero gets hit with all three bombs*\ |
| 307 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' WHYYYYY, BOMBER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO! Oh, why? [[LampshadeHanging The chances of that were astronomically low]]! |
| 308 | ** He also used Mad Bomber earlier in the same video, which also backfired, although not quite as spectacular. |
| 309 | * In Lord of the Gimmicks, he decides to roll with a gimmick deck that only has cards with random effects. He plays an Alarm-O-Bot (a minion that summons another minion from your hand for free if it survives the enemy's next turn). He has an Alarm-O-Bot in his hand and a Ysera, and top decks a Ragnaros the Firelord... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=8hezpFrXY6Y#t=1704 and yet the Alarm-O-Bot on the field plays his second Alarm-O-Bot from his hand]]. |
| 310 | ** That's not all. It [[OverlyLongGag does this repeatedly throughout the entire game]], much to TB's frustration. |
| 311 | * From his gimmick deck battle with Crendor, five words: [[http://youtu.be/aadNVG2QYvw?t=1h3m18s Have some bananas YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!]] |
| 312 | ** To elaborate: four Lorewalker Chos [[note]]when a spell is cast, place a copy of that spell in the opponent's hand[[/note]], plus bananas, HilarityEnsues. Even better is when they managed to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd5Z-skKyKM fill both players' hands with ''The Coin'']][[note]]Given only to the Second Turn Player once per game as a means of evening gameplay[[/note]]. |
| 313 | *** To top that, with the 'coin' incident, TB actually ''wins'' the match because of it, as Crendor ends up burning all of his draw cards because his hand is full of The Coin cards |
| 314 | * In his Too Many Traps! 2 Gimmick video, TB comes perilously close to winning a game when an opposing Shaman decides to charge him with a Rockbiter buffed Al-Alakir. This attack triggers TB's Misdirection secret, but before it can be finished - it triggers his Freezing Trap as well. Thus Al-Alakir is returned to the hand before he inflicts any damage! TB's dismay must be heard to be believed.[[spoiler:The Shaman then quit the game.]] |
| 315 | ** In the same video, the enemy Mage was at 3 health and TB had a King Crush[[note]]8/8 with Charge[[/note]], basically meaning he will win next turn. The mage then plays a Hogger and two Mirror Images, giving the Mage ''five taunts''[[note]]Taunt prevents the opposing player from attacking anything that doesn't have Taunt. Normally, a player can ignore an opponent's creatures to attack the opponent directly; Taunt prevents this[[/note]] |
| 316 | * First match with TB's Healing to Death gimmick deck. He plays a Lightspawn[[note]]0/5, whose attack power is always equal to his health[[/note]], and the following turn puts Divine Spirit[[note]] Doubles the health of target creature[[/note]] on it, giving him a 10/10 creature. [[http://youtu.be/QO3D5lGLZaQ?t=10m30s What his opponent does has to be seen to be believed]]. [[spoiler: They play 2 Divine Spirit cards... ''[[SuicideByCop on TB's Lightspawn, making it a 40/40.]]'']] |
| 317 | * His "Demonologist" Deck video. It's a Warlock deck filled to the brim with demons and demon affecting spells. He explains early on in the video that the deck sucks due to the fact that most of the demon cards do not synergize with each other and can rapidly lead to suicide. As expected, throughout the video, he loses most matches, except the first. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thdDxpbQYCY&t=49m37s The real funny part]] is when he manages to [[EpicFail snatch defeat from the jaws of victory]] in the last match. |
| 318 | * The ending of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xashi21dUAo&t=1481s TB and Crendor's Legendary Deck Duel Part 1]]. TB gets whittled down to 4 health, but manages to play 2 Yseras with taunt to claw back his chance of victory. Then, he plays "Ysera Awakens" in order to clear Crendor's monsters off the field... [[spoiler:forgetting that it will cause 5 damage to him, and costing him the match]]. |
| 319 | * On TB's first video of the [[http://youtu.be/qsguzj7_dyE Mech]][[VideoGame/MechWarrior Warrior]] deck, he went up against a warlock with a Voidcaller[[note]]on death, puts a random minion from the player's hand onto the board[[/note]]. TB kills it, and it immediately summons ''Mal'Ganis''[[note]]a 9/7 minion that makes the hero immune from damage[[/note]]. This was on turn six, where [=TotalBiscuit=] had no way of dealing with it. His response: |
| 320 | --> '''TB''': *beat* huh. *concedes* [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let's just… forget that ever happened]]. |
| 321 | ** What's even funnier is when he fights another Warlock, sees another Voidcaller, and immediately recognizes the play. So TB doesn't attack it, but the other player pops it with a Void Terror[[note]]destroys two minions adjacent to where Void Terror is placed, and takes their health and damage[[/note]]. Yes, the Voidcaller does summon Mal'Ganis, leaving two high-damage minions for TB to fight against. He does try to keep playing, until his opponent puts up a minion with taunt, at which point TB goes ScrewThisImOuttaHere and concedes. |
| 322 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPVghIjI8Xs&t=2733 On the last battle of his Ragequit gimmick deck video,]] TB Manages to summon two Grim Patrons, which when damaged, summon a copy of themselves. On the next turn, He plays bouncing blades, which deals 1 damage to a random minion, and repeats until something dies. The End result? His entire board is Grim Patrons. His oppoment is so stunned, they do nothing during their next turn, giving TB the win! |
| 323 | --> '''TotalBiscuit & Grim Patron(s)''': GET IN HERE!! |
| 324 | * [[https://youtu.be/VHLyF5ayu-E?t=1346 When TB plays the Tavern Brawl with the Heart of the Sunwell variant (each player starts with ten mana),]] one of his matches starts with him playing Kel'Thuzad.[[note]]a 6/8 for 6 mana that resummons all destroyed friendly minions[[/note]] Next turn, he plays two Faceless Manipulators to copy his Kel'Thuzad, giving him a total of ''three'' Kel'Thuzads. When he uses his initial one to damage his opponent's Ironbark Protector[[note]]an 8/8 for 8 that has Taunt[[/note]] and ends his turn, his remaining 2 Kel'Thuzads trigger their ability, resurrecting his first Kel'Thuzad ''twice!'' Then, his opponent plays a Kel'Thuzad of thier own and trades his Ironbark for one of TB's Kel'Thuzads, and when he ends his turn, TB's destroyed Kel'Tshuzad is resurrected ''three times,'' at which point the opponent finally concedes. |
| 325 | --> '''TB''' (whilst imitating [[Series/SesameStreet Count von Count]]): Six! Six Kel'Thuzads! Ha-ha-ha! |
| 326 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLwEZEOdlM0&t=47m55s In his Riddlerdin video (playing a Paladin Secret gimmick)]], the final fight has him against a Warrior. He thinks he's got control of the game due to his upgraded hero power [[note]] summon two 1/1 Silver Hand Recruits for two mana [[/note]], only for his opponent to drop Varian Wrynn [[note]] A 7/7 for ten mana legendary which lets you draw the top three cards of your deck and summon any minions among them for free when he's summoned [[/note]]. |
| 327 | --> '''Varian''': Behold the armies of Stormwind!\ |
| 328 | '''TB''': Oh my god. ''(Varian summons Grommash Hellscream [[note]] 4/9 legendary with Charge and who gains 6 attack while he's damaged [[/note]])'' [[OhCrap Holy crap!]] ''(Varian summons Ysera [[note]] 4/12 legendary who gives you a stronger than usual card at the end of each of your turns [[/note]])'' [[{{Angrish}} *scream*]]. ''(Varian summons Cruel Taskmaster)'' *laughing* Oh, it's a Wallet Warrior! Oh no! It was all going so well! |
| 329 | * The ''Whispers of the Old Gods'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-M6MO2LHQ_w matches]] with Crendor contain an absolutely hilarious one. Crendor has a 17/13 C'Thun on the field vs TB's Tirion Fordring, Reno Jackson and a Searing Totem. TB runs the Reno and the Totem into C'Thun, bring C'Thun down to 8 health, then: |
| 330 | -->'''TB''': Oh lord of the Tinkmasters ''(plays Tinkmaster Overspark)'' Give- ''(stops as Overspark's ability transforms Tirion into a 1/1 squirrel)'' [[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOO!]]\ |
| 331 | '''Crendor''': ''(laughing)'' You didn't [[IronicEcho put your faith in the Light]], that was your first problem. |
| 332 | ** And the match before that: |
| 333 | -->'''TB''':(plays Yogg-Saron) F#ck your C'Thun. Yes..(Yogg-Saron plays Ancestral Healing on one of Crendor's Twin Emperors)NO! Don't do that!( Yogg-Saron plays Holy Fire on itself effectively killing himself)NO!!!! |
| 334 | [[/folder]] |
| 335 | |
| 336 | [[folder:Others]] |
| 337 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMsgk36zk The last video of the year 2011]] is his thank you to all his voters as he had won King of the Web. Though he doesn't do anything funny, there's something about his [[RealMenWearPink flowery pink teapot]] pouring tea into a [[VideoGame/{{Warcraft}} Murloc tankard]] while listening to metal that sets you off. |
| 338 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu_TiBM6SkY Whenever]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6q5IDyd1b4 TB loses it]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6beuW1ZA3k&t=2h39s during]] Creator/TheGameStation podcasts. In fact, every time someone manages to break though and make TB [[{{Corpsing}} laugh a lot]]. The third episode is the most he's ever gone. And if we look at the SequelEscalation Trope... |
| 339 | -->'''[[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]]''': [[{{Understatement}} "You broke John...you broke 'im..."]]\ |
| 340 | '''TB:''' *completely out of breath* "Help...me..."\ |
| 341 | ''*everyone bursts out laughing*'' |
| 342 | * TB getting so mad on twitter that his wife decides to change his twitter password to stop him from raging. The next 10 minutes consisted of twitter banter between him and his wife as he keeps finding ways to access his twitter with her promptly disabling said access, and eventually taking over his twitter temporarily. |
| 343 | -->'''Genna Bain''': *Whistles* Just another Thursday... changing @[=TotalBiscuit=]'s twitter password. \ |
| 344 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Hah, @[=GennaBain=] It won't work, I have access to the API! THE APIIIIII!!!!!! \ |
| 345 | '''Genna Bain''': omg, I have access to the INTERNET. *Disconnects @[=TotalBiscuit's=] internet cable* \ |
| 346 | '''Genna Bain''': Apparently he's off to get his phone now. Since I pay the bill... hrmmm I guess I could just disconnect it too huh? \ |
| 347 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Bah, she has pulled my internet cord. Little does she know about my 4G tethering! \ |
| 348 | '''Genna Bain''': @[=TotalBiscuit=] I know about your 4G tethering because I bought that phone you dolt. Knowledge, use it. \ |
| 349 | '''Genna Bain''': Oh and btw @[=TotalBiscuit=] those API settings? Yeah, I revoked them and changed your password. Now behave before I let the fanbois eat you! \ |
| 350 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Hello everyone. Cynical wife @[=GennaBain=] here. I have banned my husband from twitter temporarily because kittens and rainbows. That is all. \ |
| 351 | '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Halp halp! I'm trapped in another dimension. [[http://ow.ly/i/ClUL It is warm here and moderately sunny]]. #freetb |
| 352 | ** Here's the sequel to that: [[SilkHidingSteel Genna]], on her way out to dinner, when she overhears TB talking about her and making a snide remark. She responds by hotly replying...[[http://www.twitch.tv/totalbiscuit/b/335975714 live on the TGS Podcast.]] |
| 353 | *** Equally funny is that while TB and Genna have their little back and forth [[WebVideo/PressHeartToContinue Dodger]] [[FunnyBackgroundEvent nonchalantly picks up and pets her cat, props her feet up to listen TB and Genna's back and forth, and eventually leaves to go get more coffee.]] |
| 354 | * TB and WebVideo/{{Jesse|Cox}} at long last meet in RealLife... and play [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWXTwVq0foY Star Wars Kinect]]. |
| 355 | ** On that note, pretty much the entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfscLnagXDE TGS Podcast #14]]. |
| 356 | --> '''[=TotalBiscuit=]:''' ''We're making the worst TGS content ever made today.'' |
| 357 | * TB devolved into a PungeonMaster on Twitter and during a Podcast to promote his upcoming PC Burger joint. [[http://i.imgur.com/5lhrOVT.png The Twitter postings can be seen here.]] The livestream of the podcast had actually crashed during the episode due to Twitch errors, but TB was blamed for killing the stream with his horrible PC puns. |
| 358 | * The entirety of the parody of Microsoft's E3 conference. |
| 359 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EvDukirHXg live]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsSQGihlQWo stream]] of ''VideoGame/RideToHellRetribution'', a game that is so horrible that it needs to be experienced. Select "highlights" from this "game" are [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ls-M8gFVQT0 here]] |
| 360 | -->'''Mack:''' You look like shit, Jake.\ |
| 361 | '''TB:''' [[SpecialEffectFailure That's because we couldn't pay our texture artists, Mack.]] |
| 362 | * This tangent he's off on about the "average family gamer" in one of his ''Content Patch'' videos, it's simply too long to transcribe but hilarious. [[http://youtu.be/inPLO2J9U50?t=6m41s Found here]]. |
| 363 | * [[http://youtu.be/T2Wdrr5ALnU?t=1h42m3s This part]] in the 39th TGS Podcast. |
| 364 | --> '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': I have more Youtube money than God, I can afford these games! Shut up! |
| 365 | * His daily roundup videos during Pax Prime 2013. Each video has him with a red panda plush in a different place (on the table, in his lap, behind his head). [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Slw7f0KiYo By day 4]], TB is gone from the chair, with the red panda in his place wearing all his passes and badges. He ends the video with [[BlatantLies "I'm going to bed,"]] as the camera slowly pans over to him recording, mic in hand, while playing [[Videogame/HearthstoneHeroesOfWarcraft Hearthstone]] on his laptop. |
| 366 | * Genna's intrusions during TB's live recordings in general. The first time she does it, she uses a crocodile puppet to hand him water while he's discussing Torchlight 2. TB plays it off as the pet system at work in his house. On a Q&A video, a rare instance of a facecam, she slowly crept in with a giant red panda plush. |
| 367 | ** She used the red panda again in a recent podcast because Dodger was playing with her fox plush. TB was not happy. |
| 368 | ** On an episode of the Co-Optional Podcast with guest host boogie2988, the hosts had started derailing into their jobs before becoming fulltime Youtube content creators. Boogie describes an incident when he was an on-call emergency responder to a college rec center and someone had [[{{Squick}} degloved their hand after trying to dunk a basketball.]] Genna came in with the red panda and asked them to stop, as well as mutual friend and employee Chris "Zooc" Baltoc. After he said he was stopping, they for some reason refused to leave. |
| 369 | --> '''[=TotalBiscuit=]''': Why are you all here? Get out of my office! |
| 370 | * On [[https://twitter.com/Totalbiscuit/status/410227365994717184 twitter]]: "I can't really understand people that don't constantly take the piss out of their friends. What's the point in having them otherwise?" |
| 371 | * TB narrates the opening free-for-all of the Polaris ''Chivalry: Deadliest Warrior'' tournament as though it's a history documentary (namely; one in the style of the Series/DeadliestWarrior TV show). With plenty of smack talk and snarking, obviously. |
| 372 | * His "top 5 Worst Videos of 2012" list. |
| 373 | * [[https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/tb-please-make-soundcloud-podcasts-downloadable "TB, please make soundcloud podcasts downloadable!"]] |
| 374 | * TB's Dota 2 livestreams are usually very calm and relaxed environment, but if he gets involved in a large fight, he tends to go into a panic. It doesn't help that he plays very late at night, [[https://twitter.com/GennaBain/status/500530219510669312 keeping his wife awake with his inane statements.]] This also happened on a charity livestream with Pyrion Flax, to which Flax calmly responded that he think TB had a panic attack. |
| 375 | ** His music selection is randomized, and either plays things which are oddly appropriate for the moment in-game or [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTvTVIVBpUg flat-out strange.]] |
| 376 | * [[https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/shania-bain-that-dont-impressa-me-much Ok, so you're an indie dev...]] TB sings a parody song about indie game developers set to the tune and gist of Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me Much. Just listen. |
| 377 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWJm6PjSsfY TotalBiscuit's Biscuit Review]] |
| 378 | ** "Tastes like heresy. Delicious heresy!" |
| 379 | ** "The taste of British imperialism. Delicious." |
| 380 | ** "Conclusion: 7/10. 12/10." |
| 381 | * TB's research stream of the terrible PC port of Deus Ex: The Fall. |
| 382 | * TB proceeds to review a cider like he would a game on Twitter, taking a few jabs at certain things along the way. |
| 383 | --> Original Sin Apple Cider from Florida. Not a bad dry cider. Certainly palatable with a solid bite. I'd drink it again.\ |
| 384 | If we take a look at the options menu we'll see that I have that option to drink the cider or not drink it, which appeals to most users.\ |
| 385 | Performance wise there appears to be a bottleneck in the bottles neck\ |
| 386 | Based on my first impressions, I would need to drink 10 more of these before the tired [=FoV=] may-mays start to be funny.\ |
| 387 | Seems like I can't turn off motion blur\ |
| 388 | Seem to be experiencing some input lag. Texture quality appears a bit fuzzy, could be FXAA though.\ |
| 389 | But is it a game? NO IT'S NOT A F*CKING GAME! THIS IS NOT A GAME!\ |
| 390 | I'm informed the console version is only 3% ABV and requires $5 a month to drink it.\ |
| 391 | Hmm I'm being told that I cannot have access to further cider unless I sign a promotional agreement where I focus on its [[VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfMordor nemesis system]].\ |
| 392 | I am now informed that cider does not have a Nemesis system\ |
| 393 | I ordered some early access cider. They gave me an apple and told me they didn't have the budget to go further\ |
| 394 | I now seem incapable of telling the difference between kissing the bottle and killing it. Somehow this is the ciders fault.\ |
| 395 | Top 10 reasons why I'm drinking this cider and that's not ok!\ |
| 396 | This is why you should be excited for the cider I might drink\ |
| 397 | This bottle suffers from a staggering lack of transparency\ |
| 398 | I'm covering this cider because I am now friends with it. I wasn't before though\ |
| 399 | I have a confession to make. I didn't drink the cider. Fin. |
| 400 | * [[https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/on-the-12th-day-of-codmas On the 12th day of CODmas]] "That said, VideoGame/CallOfDuty launch is like Christmas. Get to make 3 videos complaining, all with lots of views. It's a yearly ritual." |
| 401 | * [[https://soundcloud.com/totalbiscuit/transformers-4-is-a-great-movie The ending of TB's quick review]] of ''Film/TransformersAgeOfExtinction''. |
| 402 | -->"Creator/MichaelBay is a sorcerer! His arcane powers includes sucking the fun out of everything into an unholy summoning vortex, which eventually he uses to bring about the end times, raising an old god from his slumber deep beneath the South Pacific and inflicting endless madness upon the realms of men. There. I just wrote a better plot than Transformers 4. Fuck me. I'm gonna go watch ''Film/PacificRim'' again. God''dammit'', Mike." |
| 403 | * His reason for including ''[[VideoGame/MiddleEarthShadowOfMordor Shadow of Mordor]]'' in his top 10 of 2014 list: |
| 404 | -->"I didn't really care about the storyline of ''Shadow of Mordor''. I wasn't particularly invested in taking vengeance for the death of my family. But, what I was interested in was taking vengeance on ''that bastard'' over there. That little green wanker interrupted me during a mission and stabbed me in the back, and he got a promotion and mocked me for it. He has to die. I am going to ram his face into a fire and make him wish he was ''never born''" |
| 405 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO6VCQo0ppo video]] of ''Spartans vs. Zombies Defense''. Particularly after the game plays an ''uncredited soundbite'' from ''Film/ThreeHundred''. |
| 406 | -->"[[BigWhat WHAT]]. I just want to remind you that this is on ''Steam'', and not Kongregate. |
| 407 | ** The game's title screen doesn't even pretend to give an ExcusePlot: |
| 408 | -->"Ah, a wonderful sense of self-awareness. Surely I will forgive them for this. Nooope." |
| 409 | ** Noting the game's use of a character it obviously doesn't have the rights for: |
| 410 | -->"I mean, this is [[Film/ThreeHundred King Leonidas]]. There's not even a question about this. This is 'Hey, Creator/GerardButler's lawyer, we really need to get on the phone right the hell now, because these guys have released something using your image on Steam, and have the audacity... the audacity to in-' *the game plays the ''Film/ThreeHundred'' soundbite ''again''* They did it again! They did it again!" |
| 411 | ** The game's microtransaction system flat-out doesn't even work: |
| 412 | -->"Amazing. I thought I'd [[SeenItAll seen everything]] when it comes to bad mobile ports, but they can't even be bothered to rip you off correctly. That's an impressive level of terrible." |
| 413 | * Similar to his video on ''Mountain'', another unlisted video of his is titled, "Does game length really matter?", in the wake of the complaints of ItsShortSoItSucks surrounding ''VideoGame/TheOrder1886''. It goes as follows: |
| 414 | -->''*Title Card Plays*'' |
| 415 | -->'''TB:''' Yes! |
| 416 | -->''*Ending Card Plays*'' |
| 417 | * [=TotalBiscuit=] meets [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YUccR4Eyo&feature=youtu.be&t=1084 Wasabi Potato Crispy Puffed Food]] |
| 418 | * His [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhIIJs8XWhE playthrough]] of the Starcraft II Visual Novel with Genna. |
| 419 | ** The two of them trying to figure out which pro gamers each of the characters are an {{Expy}} of. In particular, when Jett first appears: |
| 420 | -->'''TB''': Oh. It's Idra. ''(he and Genna laugh)'' [.] 'Jett. A zerg and former VSL champion.' It's absolutely Idra. 'She won Starcraft II's very first Grand Final back in the beta. A year ago, she might have been the game's most famous player. |
| 421 | -->'''Genna''': I think it's Scarlett. |
| 422 | -->'''TB''': It's not. It's not though. |
| 423 | -->'''Genna''': But it's a girl! I mean, do you think it could be a genderbent Idra? |
| 424 | -->'''TB''': I think it's a genderbent Idra. I really do, I mean ''(Genna laughs)'' I genuinely think that is it, that it's a genderbent Idra. |
| 425 | -->'''Genna''': Ah, how can you say it's not Scarlett? Even the hair. |
| 426 | -->'''TB''': Because... she doesn't trash talk, and she doesn't do inflammatory antics. Like, this is Idra! This is fucking Idra! 'Rarely ggs', 'isn't afraid to trash talk', 'inflammatory antics', 'controversial figure', win but is now past his prime, it's Idra! There's no doubt about it! |
| 427 | ** "Daddy says you should have scouted for proxy Templar. You noob." |
| 428 | * His 'Bort Rebort' of StarWarsBattlefront2015 which consists of server errors and a half assed single-voice acapella cover of the Star Wars suite. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67odiVv1dc4 It has to be heard to be believed]]. |
| 429 | * Ladies and gentlemen, [[https://youtu.be/9gCv4BVoemE?t=2m40s all rise for the Fuck Konami national anthem]]. |
| 430 | * After hosting a successful Co-Optional Lounge on ''TabletopGame/SecretHitler'', he gives us [[https://twitter.com/Totalbiscuit/status/687737244250189824 this gem of a tweet]]. |
| 431 | * His video [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGXsOorkgpg "The Codex Astartes Does Not Support This game"]] which is basically TB railing on how awful the ''Warhammer'' lane defense game "Storm of Vengeance"(made by Eutechnyx of ''RideToHellRetribution'' fame) is. |
| 432 | * Apparently, for Secret Santa, [=TotalBiscuit=] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUtqpbBpIXk&feature=youtu.be drew Dodger and Strippin]]. His 'gifts' involved [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext yodelling pickles and significant levels of Nicholas Cage]] |
| 433 | * In response to the drama surrounding the "Over the Shoulder" victory pose for ''VideoGame/{{Overwatch}}'', TB made [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydii76-1l5w this]] video poking at the original post (Wherein he reads the post aloud, but edits it so he's talking about ''Winston''). |
| 434 | * In July, TB put together an AMA and streamed himself answering some of the questions put to him. One of the questions was [[https://youtu.be/QsTKEyhajUo?t=1h10m10s so hilariously nonsensical]] that it caused him to break down in laughter for a good few minutes. |
| 435 | --> '''TB:''' This is fucking [=AutoCorrect=] going insane! |
| 436 | * Have you ever wanted to see TB fuck up in XCOM 2 on a catastrophic level with the king of freakouts that follow? [[https://www.twitch.tv/totalbiscuit/v/115862284?t=04h51m11s Then boy do we have a treat for you.]] |
| 437 | * As [[TearJerker utterly heartbreaking]] as the Memorial Podcast that Genna, Jesse and Dodger held after his death was, Genna revealed a couple of amusing tidbits about TB's final months: |
| 438 | ** TB had [[TalkingInYourSleep formed a habit of reviewing things in his sleep as a side effect of "micro-dreams" caused by his illness]], which were surprisingly lucid and coherent, and were compared to an episode of his ''WTF Is...'' series. Genna pointed to a time where he had gone off on a tangent about the lack of radio towers in ''VideoGame/FarCry5'' in the middle of the night. |
| 439 | ** How Genna figured out how to help TB with his micro-dreams (and it worked!): |
| 440 | --->'''Genna''': ''[holding up the [=TotalBiscuit=] figurine]'' ..and I said, "Okay, we're gonna do this ''Film/{{Inception}}''-style. This is your totem." |
| 441 | ** [[TheFunInFuneral As per his wishes, his ashes were laid to rest in a very unorthodox place]]: inside Axiom's [[VideoGame/StarCraft2 GSTL Championship Trophy]]. |
| 442 | [[/folder]] |
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