Line #39 Funny/TheBatmanVsDracula


1	* While doing research on Dracula to figure out what he’s planning, Alfred tells Bruce about [[Literature/{{Carmilla}} Carmilla Karnstein]], who (in this iteration) was Dracula’s bride. When Bruce quips that the two seemed to have been "made for each other", Alfred delivers a quip of his own.
2	-->'''Alfred:''' If Cupid's arrow could penetrate a heart so black, there may be hope for you yet, Master Bruce.
3	* When Alfred sees [[spoiler:Dracula's withered head.]]
4	-->'''Alfred:''' I shall sweep that into the dust bin straight away.
5	* The Joker to Batman, after being bitten by Dracula and turned himself.
6	-->'''Joker:''' You're my ''second'' bat-man tonight, and you're both pains in the neck!
7	* Earlier in the blood bank scene, after Joker has chugged down quite a few vials of blood... he then [[SommelierSpeak briefly describes the taste of it]] as if he were at a ''wine tasting''. It’s as disturbing as it is funny.
8	-->'''Joker:''' A bold finish of wild cherries with a hint of oak. ''(Belches)''
9	* The Joker again, now a vampire and starved of blood.
10	-->'''Joker:''' I thought you cared!
11	-->'''Batman:''' Trust me, Joker, I'm trying to help you.
12	-->'''Joker:''' Then ''FEED ME!''
13	* When Batman brings a packet of his own blood (laced with the vampire antidote) to Joker, Joker almost sounds like an impatient spouse.
14	-->'''Joker:''' It's about time, Batsy! You're late!
15	* Penguin gets quite a few. Such as his reaction to seeing hundreds of crosses in the cemetery. Meaning the treasure he’s looking for could be ''anywhere''.
16	* When Dracula tries to get Penguin to be his slave, Penguin gets all sassy with him:
17	-->'''Penguin:''' Whoa whoa whoa! I'll have you know, sir, I am a COBBLEPOT! And Cobblepots do NOT serve!
18	** One hypnotism later:
19	--->'''Penguin:''' I'm Penguin, I'll be your server.
20	* This exchange between Dracula and the Penguin:
21	-->'''Penguin:''' GAAH! Dead guys don't do that!
22	-->'''Dracula:''' Not ''dead''. Undead.
23	-->'''Penguin:''' I think I need to unwet my pants.
24	* When the Joker first comes upon Dracula's casket:
25	-->'''Joker:''' Oooh, that is one fat-looking vault.
26	-->''(Opens up the coffin and sees Dracula's body)''
27	-->'''Joker:''' ...That's one good-looking corpse.
28	-->''(Dracula's eyes suddenly snap open)''
29	-->'''Joker:''' ''(ScreamsLikeALittleGirl)''
30	** Penguin's reaction to Joker being eaten is rather darkly humorous too.
31	--->'''Penguin:''' ''(thoroughly disturbed)'' Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed.
32	** And before all that, his [[AsideGlance response]] to the Joker declaring himself [[BackFromTheDead "Back from the grave!"]]
33	--->'''Penguin:''' [[LampshadeHanging Yeah, a lotta that goin' around...]]
34	** And even before that, Joker's response to Penguin's YouExclamation when he sees him in the cemetery.
35	--->'''Joker:''' Everyone's so shocked to see me these days; you, the fisherman who found me tangled in his net. By the way, who knew electroshock therapy could be so invigorating?
36	* Vicki [[GroinAttack kneeing Penguin in the family jewels]]. His cross-eyed expression of pain and small groan seal it.
37	* Penguin's monocle falling off as he stands there with his mouth open right before being arrested.
38	* While he does make a [[NightmareFace scary face with glowing red eyes]] beforehand, Penguin's hypnosis wearing off is a bit funny:
39	-->'''Penguin:''' "Soon, master will... ''(eyes turn back to normal)'' drink your blood and stuff and... what am I talkin' about?"

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