Line #57 Funny/TessellatingHexagons


1	* One moment described on Twitter: Tess and Alex are talking on Skype, when Alex's dad ([[FunnyBackgroundEvent in the background]]), out of nowhere, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment starts singing "Disco Inferno"]]. Both Tess and Alex ''die'' laughing, with Tess laughing so hard he ''[[VomitDiscretionShot threw up onto his bed]]''.
2	** A [[https://twitter.com/TessHexagons/status/714206905678307329 series of more recent Tweets]] disclose that the latter almost happened again, upon presenting a [[TerribleArtist particularly abstract]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext drawing of a donkey]] to his parents whilst playing [[VideoGame/WiiParty Wii Party U]].
3	* Tess coming up with "[[PerfectlyCromulentWord turd]][[InherentlyFunnyWords nerdler]]" among other creative insults. Especially with hearing Alex [[{{Corpsing}} absolutely lose it]].
4	--> '''Tess''': Oh, my god, child-me, you are an absolute...fucking...''turdnerdler''!
5	--> '''Alex''': Turdnerdler. ''Turdnerdler. Clearly'' you are creative with insults!
6	--> '''Tess''': laughs Yes... laughs again
7	* During the final Sgt. Byrd mission of [[VideoGame/SpyroAttackOfTheRhynocs Spyro Adventure]]:
8	--> '''Tess''': [[TemptingFate Sir, you can't combo me!]]
9	--> ''(Sgt. Byrd gets shot to death)''
10	--> '''Tess''': You combo'd me...I was combo'd...''to death''!
11	* The last time we hear [[RunningGag the Zulu part of]] [[WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994 "The Circle Of Life"]] in Empire of Dreams, [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment the screen abruptly changes to the red sky with Alex's face replacing the rising sun.]]
12	** [=Yukiola5=] [[EpicFail attempts it]]:
13	-->'''Yuki''': tries to sing, with his face struggling to rise and only coming up halfway ...Am I right?
14	-->''"WTF?" appears on screen, [[RuleOfFunny accompanied by three bells as each letter appears]]''
15	** And then there's [[RuleOfThree Tess' take on it]], one episode later:
16	-->'''Tess''': sings it, but goes into random gibberish halfway through as his face bounces around and flies offscreen ...You see? I can do that shit, too.
17	** Yuki tries again later, but...
18	-->'''Yuki''': starts singing--
19	-->'''Tess''': as the [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy Prince of All Cosmos]] with Tess' face rolls Yuki's face offscreen ''Laaa la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-Katamari Damacy...''
20	** Alex, naturally, [[CallBack does it again]] in Dream Champ Tournament VS, but...
21	-->'''Alex''': starts singing--
22	-->'''BANG!'''
23	-->'''Tess''': '''[[BigNo NO!]]'''
24	* In one episode of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheMinishCap Minish Cap]] Versus, Yuki tells Tess he's full of piss and vinegar. The expression blows Tess' mind.
25	-->'''Tess''': ''Piss...'' and ''vinegar!''
26	* This exchange in Dream Champ Tournament VS after Alex shoos away [[RunningGag the pterosaur of rage]]:
27	-->'''Tess''': You're so racist to pterodactyls. Jesus!
28	-->'''Alex''': I-- No, I was just telling him to shut up.
29	-->'''Tess''': Well, maybe I like having him around. Maybe he actually ''does'' give me the blowjobs that you ''claim'' that you owe me! [[DoubleTake ...What?]]
30	-->both collapse into laughter
31	-->'''Tess''': I should point out that that made absolutely no sense at all!
32	-->more laughter
33	-->'''Tess''': ''Welcome to Tess~!''
34	-->'''Alex''': through laughter Yay, pterodactyl blowjobs!
35	-->'''Tess''': ''Well'', you'd at least consider it, surely.
36	-->'''Alex''': laughs Oh, god-fucking-dammit, Tess...
37	-->'''Tess''': Gives an entirely new meaning to the words "rage-boner".
38	* The intro to part 11 of Dream Champ Tournament VS.
39	-->'''Tess''': Hello, everyone, I'm [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFreddys Golden Freddy]], and I'm going to yiff your dick.
40	-->'''Alex''': [[VideoGame/FiveNightsAtFuckboys oh god, he comes]]
41	-->[[{{Beat}} beat]]
42	--> both [[{{Corpsing}} die of laughter]]
43	* [[https://youtu.be/Eva32yZ6iTs?t=15m25s This exchange]] after he gives Aiko some tomatoes:
44	-->'''Aiko''': Ahhhh... the smell of fresh produce. Ehh, am I weird?
45	-->'''Tess''': ''What'' the ''fuck''?! [[{{Beat}} beat]] ''Yes''! ''Yes'' you are!
46	* ''[[https://youtu.be/hBDb3yLU0FA?t=5s BOOOOOOOOOOBS!]]''
47	** Later, whenever he encounters [[spoiler: Celeste]], he usually makes a few boob jokes at her expense.
48	* ''[[https://youtu.be/lXp0g2oJ2Fw?t=24m47s Skeleton semen everywhere!!]]''
49	* For the intro to his "best of" montage for ''[=HuniePop=]'', he combined several of his exclamations from the series with the opening verse of 3OH!3's "Starstrukk".
50	--> ''Nice legs, Daisy Dukes,''
51	--> ''Makes a man go--'' GOOD LORD!
52	* [[https://youtu.be/HK8yR__Tf04?t=17m13s This moment]] from ''Portal 2 Co-Op'', in which Tess recounts the "[[NoodleIncident Little]] [[NoodleImplements Upright]] [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Helium Car]]" story, then makes a series of [[HellIsThatNoise bizarre moans]], and breaks down in a fit of laughter-- which he claims wasn't even caused by the story itself, but rather, the sight of yet another Repulsion Gel puzzle.
53	-->'''Joth''': What a good set of sounds.
54	-->'''Tess''': continues to giggle
55	-->...
56	-->'''Joth''': Are you okay..?
57	-->'''Tess''': ''(still in hysterics)'' No...
58	* Tess makes increasingly random predictions about ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc'' and its plot, and they all keep coming true. This especially comes to a head [[https://youtu.be/iZUh2-NZVcA?t=1h1m55s at the start of the fourth trial,]] after Tess spent the entire chapter predicting that the courtroom would have ancient Egyptian-styled decor on no basis whatsoever. [[BigWhy And then the trial begins...]]
59	** Hearing [=AustinOnSugar=] [[TheHyena react]] to the scene a moment later, due to stream-delay, is just the icing on the cake.
60	** This happens twice more in the chapter 5 investigation: upon discovering the [[spoiler: bomb]] [[https://youtu.be/tPVSPPaqSNE?t=1h28m15s in the garden]], and [[https://youtu.be/tPVSPPaqSNE?t=2h25m56s finding that the courtroom once again matches his prediction.]]
61	-->'''Tess''': FUCKING SHIT-PICKLES! No! Bad game! You don't get to do that!!
62	* During his live stream of ''Videogame/{{Deltarune}}'', to say he was happy to see Asgore again is [[https://youtu.be/29kWnnp8grw?t=3h20m40s a bit of an understatement.]]
63	-->'''Tess''' [upon entering the Flower King store]: Please don't subvert my...
64	-->'''Joth''': Subvert what--?
65	-->'''Tess''': '''''DADDY!'''''
66	-->[[{{Beat}} beat]]
67	-->'''Joth''': Hi... Tess is illegal ''twice'' now.
68	* The entire of the "You don't eat cake with a fork!!!" debacle.

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