Line #30 Funny/TeenTitansTheJudasContract


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3	* In a flashback scene, after rescuing Starfire, Robin (Dick Grayson) is kissed by her. When she mentions lip-on-lip contact is how Tamaranians learn new languages instantaneously, Dick takes a moment to smile before saying "Useful."
4	** There's also Speedy's sarcastic "Did ''not'' see that coming." and Beast Boy taking a picture of it on his cellphone.
5	** Even better: Roy and Wally want to be kissed too!
6	--->''' Wally:''' You know, uh, by the way, I speak some Spanish. You wanna learn?\
7	''' Roy:''' Second year high school French!\
8	''(Karen face palms)''
9	* Starfire defeats Nightwing in a melee sparring session in front of the other Titans, prompting this exchange:
10	-->'''Nightwing:''' That was ''not'' a confidence-booster.\
11	'''Starfire:''' You did very well. [[AccidentalInnuendo You lasted far longer this time.]]\
12	'''Terra:''' ''(snickers)''\
13	'''Starfire:''' I meant in training, of course. He's very proficient when we have se-\
14	'''Nightwing:''' ''Kory!''
15	* Dick lampshading on how often Damian wears his Robin costume.
16	-->''' Dick:''' Do you ever get out of that uniform?\
17	'''Damian:''' Only when I bathe.\
18	'''Dick:''' Might be time.\
19	''' Damian:''' ''(sniffs his own armpit)'' I'm good.
20	* Even when captured and rendered helpless by Deathstroke, Damian doesn't stop pressing every button he can to annoy him, and ends up leaving some sick burns on him as a result.
21	-->'''Deathstroke:''' Beast Boy's sending me pictures of Terra's party. A shame you're missing it.\
22	'''Damian:''' You should go. [[DirtyOldMan Playing with teenagers is about your speed.]]
23	** And just after...
24	--->'''Damian:''' Big man. Why not get me out of here so I can defend myself properly? Unless you're afraid.\
25	'''Deathstroke:''' Really? You're down to hoping I'm gonna act like the biggest stooge in a B movie?\
26	'''Damian:''' Your outfit said "give it a shot".
27	* Deathstroke making a ton of [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] remarks throughout the entire movie.
28	-->'''Starfire:''' What did you do to Robin?\
29	'''Slade''': I beat the crap out of him for being mouthy. ''(beat)'' Oh, come on, you've all had the urge.\
30	'''Blue Beetle:''' Once I get out, I'm gonna break you into little bits!\
31	'''Slade:''' It's good to have goals, ''ese''; Me? I'm having waffles after you're dead.\
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33	'''Blue Beetle:''' We took you in! Helped you!\
34	'''Terra:''' Yeah, well thanks. Now you're gonna die.\
35	'''Slade:''' Jeez, not a lot of grey area there.
36	** Doubly funny is that he looks right at the camera when he says the first line, almost as if he's [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall speaking to the audience.]]
37	* At the end, when Damian is standing alone on top of the Titan tower looking at Deathstroke's mask, Raven comes by. She then shows him a black puppy, which is likely to be Titus. When the puppy rises its left ear in confusion, Damian looks at the puppy with a raised eyebrow in return. The fact that Raven and Damian kept a straight face the entire time makes it hilarious.
38	* When investigating where the Titans are, Nightwing figures out how Beast Boy is captured in a second: Beast Boy fell for the old [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo press a button that says "DO NOT PRESS"]] [[SchmuckBait and gets darted for his trouble]]. Even Grayson is in disbelief that he actually fell for that.
39	* Toward the end of the final battle, Brother Blood keeps on attempting to give out more [[BadassBoast badass boasts]], but [[TalkToTheFist keeps on getting beat down by the Titans' attacks mid-sentence]], making him look like the deluded fool he truly is.

Context Funny / TeenTitansTheJudasContract