Line #3 Funny/SupermanBatmanPublicEnemies


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3	* First of all, known supervillain [[BigBad Lex Luthor]] fairly winning a presidential election is hysterical considering he didn't seem to cease his evil activities at all throughout his term.
4	* As Batman and Superman are fleeing from Metallo through Gotham's sewers, the two of them pass the time and distract from their situation with [[CasualDangerDialogue dissonantly conversation and snark]]. The whole sequence is hilariously dissonant, and provides a few of the funniest moments of the story.
5	** One said conversation that made it into the movie, as Batman is lugging a Kryptonite poisoned Supes around.
6	--> '''Superman:''' You know who I was thinking about the other day? Magpie.
7	--> '''Batman:''' The criminal?
8	--> '''Superman:''' Do we know another Magpie? What ever happened to her?
9	--> '''Batman:''' She died.
10	--> '''Superman:''' No! Are you sure?
11	--> '''Batman:''' Reasonably.
12	--> '''Superman:''' [[LampshadeHanging Why is it that]] [[JokerImmunity good villains never die?]]
13	--> '''Batman:''' Clark...what the hell are 'good villains?'
14	* And one that sadly didn't make it into the movie after Alfred confronts them in the sewers, made even funnier because Superman has just been electrocuted as well as poisoned and is barely conscious, yet still manages to get a joke in.
15	--> '''Superman:''' (weakly) Your butler guards the Cave with a shotgun? You didn't have a spare Mr. Freeze Ray gun he could use?
16	--> '''Batman:''' This coming from a man who uses a dog with a cape to protect his fortress....
17	* Everything involving Hiro and Power Girl. From the first gag, where they need to stall him for a while (omitted from the movie), someone asks rhetorically how they can stall a thirteen year old supergenius, and then the panel clips over to Power Girl ([[MaleGaze with particular emphasis on her chest]]).
18	--> '''Power Girl''': [[WhyAreYouLookingAtMeLikeThat Why are you all looking at me like]] - [[ThisIsGonnaSuck oh...]]
19	** Later on after spending an afternoon with her, Hiro gives us this gem:
20	--> '''Superman:''' (about his gigantic mecha) Are you sure this is going to work?
21	--> '''Hiro:''' Does Power Girl have big-
22	--> '''Batman:''' Just feed it the numbers, kid.
23	** And one the movie adds:
24	--> '''Hiro:''' Hey, did you guys see Power Girl when you came in? When you see her again, tell her I said sorry about the X-Ray goggles...
25	--> ''(Hiro puts on a pair of [[PervertRevengeMode broken goggles]]. [[{{Beat}} One of the lenses pops off and shatters on the floor]])'' [[BlatantLies I was just testin' 'em...]]now I have to rebuild them from scratch...
26	* Lex Luthor calling Amanda Waller a bitch after she gives Batman and Superman the information they were searching for to stop the meteor.
27	* When Superman and Batman are in the Batcave discussing Metallo's death among other things Superman says that Batman was there when they fought and would vouch for his innocence. Batman just gives him a "Seriously?" look because, well, he's '''[[HeroWithBadPublicity Batman]]'''. [[http://imgur.com/XNV5bPQ The look itself]] is just hilarious and has to be seen to be believed.
28	* The [[DeadpanSnarker opening comment]] from ''The Weekly Show''.
29	--> '''The Weekly Show''': Lex Luthor's attempt to win the presidency the old-fashioned way... by ''buying it'' seems to be picking up steam. New polls show twenty-two percent of Americans now support his third-party bid. In a completely unrelated story, twenty-two percent of Americans now indicate a preference for getting [bleep] in the [bleep] with a red hot poker.
30	* Major Force calling Batman a piece of...well, [[CurseCutShort you know]]. Right as Batman throws what can only be [[NarrativeProfanityFilter profanity-retardant]] goo in his face.
31	* When Batman is trying to remove the Kryptonite bullet from Superman's heart:
32	-->'''Batman''': Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor.
33	-->'''Superman''': Do us both a favor and buy one.
34	* Batman's understated - but for [[TheStoic him]] way over the top - reaction to Hiro's half-Batman half-Superman HumongousMecha.
35	-->'''Batman''': Wow.
36	* When Superman and Batman are at a Star Labs research center investigating Metallo's corpse, they are caught by a couple of security guards. Batman busts out the Batarangs to incapacitate them but Superman just says "No" and punches through the ceiling to escape.
37	-->''' Superman:''' Now I really ''do'' look like a criminal.\
38	'''Batman:''' It's done wonders for me.
39	* The fact that Grundy suddenly speaks like William F. Buckley, as Batman puts it, is downright hilarious if one listens to clips where Grundy speaks in his typical HulkSpeak and then immediately listens to this Grundy's lines due to the sheer randomness. [[JustifiedTrope Grundy's speech pattern sounds a lot more intelligent because he's being mind controlled by Gorilla Grodd.]]
40	* Superman's borderline-CSI one-liner in the climax is as hilarious as it is cathartic.
41	-->'''Luthor:''' I am the President!\
42	'''Superman:''' Consider yourself...''(knocks him flying)''...impeached.
43	* After the film's climax, Superman offers for him and Lois to have Batman over. Batman declines, because it's late. [[CueTheSun And then the sun rises.]] As Superman takes a moment to take in the new dawn, he turns back to find Batman has [[StealthHiBye disappeared while Superman was distracted]].

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