Line #8 Funny/SpiderMan2099


1	!!Original Comic
2	* Sensing Miguel is agitated, Lyla offers to run through some different appearances and personalities she has on file as a change of pace; one is a balding, mustachioed butler ''very'' similar to Alfred Pennyworth, while the third one is a dead ringer for Aunt May who dotes on Miguel as if he's a little boy. Miguel glances at the fourth wall in disgust and bafflement, then -- probably echoing [[CreatorsPest decades of writers' frustration with May as a useless old lady]] -- comments, "Kill that one".
3	* Miguel in his first outing as Spider-Man, tries to find something badass to say.
4	-->'''Spider-Man''' (in a tiny font): "Hi." ''That's not it.''
5	* In the fourth issue of the original series, Lyla offers to give Tyler Stone some refreshments, resulting in a darkly hilarious example of LiteralMinded.
6	-->'''Lyla''': Miguel has repeatedly stated that you like to suck the blood of widows and orphans. There's none in the fridge, but perhaps some coffee...?
7	* And a few moments later...
8	-->'''Tyler Stone''': Miguel, how can you nurse a grudge?\
9	'''Miguel''': I have tough nipples.
10	* The 17th issue has Miguel respond to Bloodsword renaming himself as Bloodhammer with the perfect quip.
11	-->'''Miguel''': I thought it was "Bloodsword"...[[StealthInsult or just B.S. for short]].
12	* Flipside in #30. While getting sprayed with an entire armory's worth of gunfire, it says "Oh, HOLY SMOKE! Get it? Hole-y? Smoke? It's a joke!"
13	** Then after Miguel pops its head off and trashes its body, the issue ends with Flipside reassembled and royally pissed.
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15	!!Other appearances in media
16	* The entirety of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8UP7kw8tUg the stinger]] of ''WesternAnimation/SpiderManIntoTheSpiderVerse'': Miguel uses his Goober...I mean ''[[InsistentTerminology Gizmo]]'', to jump to [[MeaningfulName Earth 67]], where he recreates the [[AscendedMeme famous Spider-Man double meme]] with [[WesternAnimation/SpiderMan1967 Classic Spidey]], and the two proceed to get into a squabble over who pointed first. Even a Police Officer and Classic Jameson get into it!
17	-->'''Classic Spidey:''' Whoa! What the --?\
18	'''Miguel:''' I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.\
19	'''Classic Spidey:''' Who the heck are you?\
20	'''Miguel:''' I -- I just told you! Listen, listen: I'm from the future.\
21	'''Classic Spidey:''' How dare you point at me?\
22	'''Miguel:''' You -- you were pointing first!\
23	'''Classic Spidey:''' It's rude to point!\
24	'''Miguel:''' ''You're'' being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying, you're saying I'm not who I say I am when I tell you who I am --\
25	'''Police Officer:''' Which one pointed first?\
26	'''Jameson:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer Spider-Man pointed first, obviously!]]\
27	'''Miguel:''' -- ''You're pointing at me right now, as you say that!'' Look at you! Look at your finger! Look at your finger right now! What you're doing! ''You're'' pointing! ''YOU'RE ACCUSING ME OF POINTING WHILE YOU'RE--!''\
28	'''Classic Spidey:''' ''[at the same time]'' Yes, because ''you'' are pointing! I'm just pointing ''at'' your pointing, which is different than normal pointing! You haven't ''seen'' pointing until I'm through with you, and ''then'' you'll ''know''--\

Context Funny / SpiderMan2099