Line #45 Funny/SgtFrog


1	[[AC:Manga]]
2	* From the first chapter, Keroro recalling rule eight of the Keronian Military Code ("The penalty for allowing advanced technology to be taken by the enemy... is '''''death!'''''") after he notices his Kero Ball is missing... and immediately trying to think up a loophole.
3	-->'''Keroro:''' No, not taken. Definitely not taken! I merely lent it to them!
4	* We meet Tamama for the first time!
5	-->'''Keroro:''' Private Tamama is...
6	-->'''Tamama:''' ''(sees fly)''
7	-->'''SFX:''' SNAP
8	-->'''Tamama:''' One fly in my sights, ''sir!!'' ''(Shoots [[BreathWeapon mouth beam]])'' ''TASTE MY PAIN, INSECTOID SCUM!!!''
9	-->'''Keroro:''' ...Well...he's very ''sensitive.''
10	* From the chapter with the scary stories contest, Mois getting ''kuaidan'', "scary story" and ''waidan'', "dirty story" ("horror" story and "whore" story [[{{Woolseyism}} in the Tokyopop translation]]) mixed up. Especially hilarious is that while Fuyuki and Natsumi are suitably embarrassed, [[CovertPervert Momoka is listening with rapt attention]].
11	* From the pool episode, Natsumi getting {{Skinship Grope}}d by her [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer (female)]] classmates, and the author apologizing for getting carried away.
12	* At the climax of chapter 129, Natsumi starts melting the Keronians' iceberg base with a huge laser cannon:
13	-->'''Tamama:''' At times like this, if you watch the characters' sweat, you can see how tight the spot they're in is, yes! ''(glances at Keroro, who is [[OverlyNervousFlopSweat sweating bullets]] and wearing a blank expression)'' [[OhCrap We're up the creek]]!
14	* In one chapter, there's an athletics festival at Fuyuki and Natsumi's school. Fuyuki is unhappy because he A) sucks at sports and B) is under a lot of pressure as Natsumi's brother.
15	-->'''Fuyuki:''' It's not fair, why couldn't they have an occult festival...?\
16	'''Caption:''' Because that would be silly. Even aliens know that.
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18	[[AC:Anime]]
19	* There's one scene in Episode 20, where the frogs and Fuyuki, a noted hydrophobic, are exploring the ocean near the beach and encounter a mysterious underwater race. Keroro ends up launching the missiles at the race (instead of reeling Fuyuki back in) leading to the onscreen text to read ''"[[OhCrap Atmosphere of 'Oh, shit']]"''.
20	* The Funimation GagDub pretty much has one of these lines per ''episode''. Such as in Episode 4a...
21	-->'''Keroro''': Not that I'm not also happy, but how'd you pass the bombs?
22	-->'''Natsumi''': Oh, your bombs...* holds out a leek* I just used [[MemeticMutation the Leek Spin]]!
23	-->'''[[GagSub Subtitle]]''': Search 'leek spin' on the internet.
24	-->'''Translation''': ネギ ("Leek")
25	-->'''Narrator''': Try it at home, just take a leek and spin!
26	* The English dub has many one-liners that will make you laugh.
27	** "Who's the Literature/{{Gossip Girl}} guy?"
28	** "I'm just a scout for Girls Gone Wild."
29	"Stupid [[SoundEffectBleep f*ing]] Kululu!"
30	** "Momoka, I want you, but, not in an incestuous way."
31	** "I hate to say it, but these dopes are perfect for Talk Radio."
32	** "I heard you were wanting to be more like a big girl and [[ACupAngst less like a little boy!]]"
33	* Keroro going bonkers with a juiced up vacuum cleaner, de-skirting Natsumi, and proudly hoisting the said skirt as a victory flag on his vacuum.
34	** Equally funny in the manga, where he used the vacuum cleaner to steal Natsumi's ''panties''.
35	* Giroro literally blasting through the special ending credits of episode 150.
36	* Angol Mois calling the radars "boobies" in the dub of episode 27.
37	* Mom's explanation for why she came home early in Episode 1: "Well, the writer said that he thinks better in his underwear, and I wasn't gonna stick around for that."
38	* In episode 147-B, Giroro receives chocolates from an unknown admirer. He uses the process of elimination to discount all the main females until Natsumi (who he'd hoped gave him the chocolates, with his crush on her and all) is the only one left. He decides to thank her personally...[[spoiler:at which point Natsumi reveals herself not to be the one to give him the "chocolates", which are revealed to be curry, and that the real sender was ''[[HoYay Kululu]]''.]]
39	* Fuyuki's conversation with Mr. Nishizawa in the dub of episode 62a:
40	-->'''Mr. Nishizawa:''' They tell me you're quite the detective at the school you go to. A regular Creator/ConanOBrien.\
41	'''Fuyuki:''' [[Manga/CaseClosed You may have your Conans confused.]]\
42	'''Mr. Nishizawa:''' I'm sure a [[Literature/ConanTheBarbarian barbarian]] like you and his frog friends can help me.\
43	...\
44	'''Mr. Nishizawa:''' This painting, Venus's Arrival, is incredibly important to my daughter. You must use the frogs' advanced skills to protect it. It is imperative that I keep my daughter happy.\
45	'''Fuyuki:''' OK, but everyone knows how demanding you are. If I fail, are you going to [[YouHaveFailedMe shoot me?]]\
46	'''Mr. Nishizawa:''' [[BluntYes Yes, probably.]]
47	* In the dub of episode 10, Kululu shows his sadistic side as a dentist when he performs questionable dental work on a restrained Keroro. This is a RunningGag throughout the episode.
48	-->'''Keroro:''' ''(gets restrained in dental chair)'' STOP! YOUR LEADER COMMANDS IT!!! ''(his mouth is forcibly opened by robot hands)''
49	-->'''Kululu:''' Just relax and let the drill do its job. Kukukuku! ''(uses dental mirror to see inside Keroro's mouth)'' Okay, I think I see the problem. Does this hurt terribly? Knock knock! ''(whacks the tooth cavity)''
50	-->'''Keroro:''' ''(lets out muffled screams of pain)''
51	-->'''Kululu:''' Yes that really does hurt, doesn't it? Here, just a couple more knock knocks! I want to make sure my instruments are ''sharp and stabby!'' Knock knock! No squirming! Your gums are gonna get lit up with pain! Knock knock! Knock knock! Knock knock knock knock knock!
52	-->'''Natsumi:''' ... did anyone bother to do a background check on Kululu before he joined your platoon?
53	-->'''Geroro:''' Sadly, no.
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55	[[AC:Meta]]
56	* This little gem from AWA 2016's Ask an Anime Character panel.

Context Funny / SgtFrog