Line #51 Funny/SaleOfTheCentury


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5	* Some of the Instant Bargain/Gift Shop skits are bound to fall under this category.
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8	[[folder:Jim Perry (1983-89)]]
9	* 1983/4: Announcer Jay Stewart (who also modeled on occasion) once wore fruit and what appeared to be whipped cream on an immense hat. Jim, walking over, dipped his finger into the cream and took a lick... but discovered that it was actually ''shaving'' cream.
10	* 1984: On one episode, Jim was getting ready to introduce the contestants when the lights went out on the set. Without missing a beat, he said "And now we'll introduce (''lights go out'') the guy who will pay the bill for the lights, and then we'll get the hell out of here." [[note]](An unaired outtake that was shown in an episode of ''TV's Bloopers & Practical Jokes''.)[[/note]]
11	* 1984: This exchange...
12	-->'''Jim:''' In the children's nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell", what stands alone? (''Bill buzzes in'') Bill.\
13	'''Bill:''' His wife. (''buzzer'')\
14	'''Jim:''' Only if the '''''cheese''''' was very, very old.
15	* January 25, 1985 (syndicated): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RF_v-Olddqw John dials the wrong number]]:
16	-->'''Jim:''' According to the song, [[Film/{{Ghostbusters 1984}} when there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call?]] (''John buzzes in'') John?\
17	'''John:''' [[Series/MisterRogersNeighborhood Mister... Rogers]]. (''audience loses it, buzzer'')\
18	'''Jim:''' Can you see...? Can you see Creator/DanAykroyd and Creator/BillMurray in ''Mister Rogers' Neighborhood''?
19	** This is made all the more funny if you've seen The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, where Mr. Rogers was the only survivor.
20	* February 6, 1985 (syndicated): From John Goss' Lot win, one of the challengers jumps in early on this question...
21	-->'''Jim:''' On the banks of which famous river stand... (''Chip buzzes in'') Chip?\
22	'''Chip:''' The Hudson? (''buzzer'')\
23	'''Jim:''' UsefulNotes/{{Vienna}}, [[UsefulNotes/{{Hungary}} Budapest]], and [[UsefulNotes/{{Yugoslavia}} Belgrade]] [[SarcasmMode are all on the Hudson]]... no, they're on the '''''Danube'''''. You lose $5. John didn't mind that at all.
24	* February 27, 1985 (syndicated): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz6qG2fIv00 This]] Instant Bargain from Helaine Lowry's final night. Helaine is obviously going for everything, while Karin is trying to become champion herself.
25	* March 20, 1985 (syndicated): From Michael Friedman's first day. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXlb5chvsLw First, Summer has a tip of the slongue while describing the Instant Bargain, then one of the models is enjoying the massage table a little too much...]]
26	* April 2, 1985 (syndicated): An Instant Bargain offered to Alice Conkwright was [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1obGNqv80Lw a trip to Hawaii (normally priced at $2,176, but available for $17)]], which got '''three''' great moments:
27	** The five models, who held cards ''meant'' to spell out "H-A-W-A-II", were in fact spelling out '''MAAH='''.
28	** Despite having a $45 lead, and never having been to Hawaii before, Alice refused as Jim laid down cash on her podium — $100, then $300. Following a "Going once... going twice...", he stopped himself and laid down ''another'' $200 for a total of $500. Her last refusal drove him to tears as he threw to a commercial break.
29	** When the show returned from commercial, this happened...
30	-->'''Jim''' (having regained his composure, counting off $100 bills): If I had offered her $19,''200''... $19,''300''... (Alice does the "buzz-in" gesture) ...oh, NOW?! You know, Alice, everybody in the audience said they would have that trip except you?! Back with this (the game)! You're a cruel lady, Alice Conkwright!
31	* April 3, 1985 (syndicated): On Alice's third episode, there were three noteworthy moments (besides one of her opponents being former ''Series/TicTacDough'' champion Pieter [=DeVries=], whom the show misspelled as "Peter")...
32	** First, in the second Instant Bargain, which was a ladies' ring (normal price--$1,350, $ale price--$12) that Summer personally brought to Alice's podium. Alice tried the ring on, which caused Jim to tease that if she wore it, she bought it. Despite Jim offering $500 cash in addition to the ring, Alice turned them both down.
33	** In the immediate question afterward...
34	-->'''Jim:''' In the 17th century, what European nation was ruled by a rebel leader... (''Alice buzzes in'') ...Alice?\
35	'''Alice:''' Uh... (''buzzer'') ...UsefulNotes/QueenVictoria.\
36	'''Jim:''' A rebel leader named Oliver Cromwell (who) [[TakeThat wore a big ring with $500]]... '''''England'''''.
37	** Then, in the third and final Instant Bargain (an electronic organ normally prized at $1,995, on $ale for $16), Jim literally got on his knees in front of Alice's podium and offered her $800 cash in addition to the organ. After Alice's refusal, Jim [[FaceFault facefaulted]] before throwing a little tantrum while throwing to commercial.
38	* April 8, 1985 (syndicated): On Alice's [[http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/entertainment/watch/v193501197SzwX4jW last episode (begins about 12 minutes in)]], her last Instant Bargain was a $1,590 Mexican cruise for $15. Before even giving her a chance to say no, Jim frantically dug out all the cash in his pockets — a staggering '''$2,000''' — and put it in crumples on Alice's podium.
39	-->'''Jim:''' Let me ask my GreekChorus over here... (''makes conductor gestures at the audience'')\
40	'''Audience:''' TAKE THE BARGAIN!
41	** After Alice refused, Jim nonchalantly said, "Of course, she never buys," and started to walk off before realizing ''he had left the $2,000 on Alice's podium'', then ran back yelling, "Gimme my money!"
42	* April 9, 1985 (syndicated): From the day after Alice's big win, new champion Elizabeth Ward [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xsa9vLJc9w is in quite a hurry to go shopping.]]
43	* April 16, 1985 (syndicated): At the end of the first Instant Bargain, someone in the control room makes the turntable rotate away prematurely. When the Sale Surprise bell rang, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89loTsm5Kek#t=1m05s Summer had to hand Jim the envelope from behind the Fame Game board.]]
44	* April 24, 1985 (syndicated): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v_WJJed1PY In the episode's third instant bargain]], champion Frank is offered a game table (a combined dining table, bumper pool table, and poker table) normally valued at $1,500 for $14. Frank asks how many chairs come with the table, and Jim says (via the producer) that it doesn't come with any, leading to Frank outright saying "No sale".
45	-->'''Jim:''' And you know what, Frank? I don't blame you a darn bit! We'll be right back!
46	* April 25, 1985 (syndicated): A similar moment to the MAAH= blooper happened when, during the last Instant Bargain, Summer and the four models were holding up cards, trying to spell out "A-R-U-B-A", [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWz8Dm33S30 but one of the models flipped over the wrong side, causing it to read '''ARUUA''' before correcting herself.]]
47	-->'''Jim:''' A trip to Aruba, or as Karen would say... "ARURU".
48	* May 6, 1985 (syndicated): Joel answers [[Franchise/StarTrek Spock]] over a ''Series/{{MASH}}'' question.
49	** An [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wurXV9m309w uninvited guest]] shows up during this Instant Bargain.
50	* May 20, 1985 (syndicated): The show tries to give some pizzazz while presenting a rather ugly-looking fish-shaped soup tureen [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2lUEbiqcv0 by surrounding it with flashy models and playing the "big win" music.]][[note]](This was not the same ugly fish bought by Gina Enzer in the series' penultimate episode.)[[/note]]
51	* May 24, 1985 (syndicated): From Tim Holleran's first episode, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X097zjWgpag this question about Wales]] leads into total hilarity.
52	* August 20, 1985 (daytime): During a college week episode, the first Instant Bargain had an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ztCMGYWEbc electric typewriter]] worth $500 selling for $5. Kirsten and Michael have a chance to buy it. Jim says "I'll help you a little bit further, I'll help you with the paper. $500 worth of typewriter... " As soon as Michael hears the $500, he buzzes in thinking Jim was throwing in $500 cash. Jim explained he was saying the value of the typewriter but decides to throw in the $500 anyway. On the second Instant Bargain, Jim grabs a cue card to explain to Michael that a $715 exercise bench can be bought for $10.
53	* September 23, 1985 (syndicated): A ''Franchise/StarWars''-themed Instant Bargain [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z0YFYYAJiA&start=244 goes horribly wrong]].
54	* October 4, 1985 (syndicated): A somewhat risque Instant Bargain involving a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AnstODs8bs burlesque dancer and a washer & dryer]].
55	* November 8, 1985 (syndicated): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsZg6bIsOC4 This]] Instant Bargain involving a stereo and "breakdancers". [[Main/{{Corpsing}} Summer just cannot get through this IB without cracking up.]]
56	* November 14, 1985 (syndicated): From the penultimate Shopping episode, [[Film/PoltergeistIITheOtherSide It's BAAAAACK!!]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VoZW3y-MnE Yes, they slipped in the aforementioned fishy soup tureen with a fishing trip to Catalina.]] [[spoiler:And the champion bought it.]]
57	* November 28, 1985 (syndicated): An Instant Bargain featuring [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtVATjYFiJE a less-than-cooperative home robot.]]
58	* December 13, 1985 (syndicated): [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7a2WF825Ac Two from the same episode]]. First, the show tries to spruce up some luggage. Then, in the third instant bargain, one of the challengers tries out an unorthodox way to win.
59	* January 9, 1986 (syndicated): Somebody on the staff [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs2Ntkc_4Vw forgot to put the money in Jim's suit pockets before the show...]]
60	* January 15, 1986 (syndicated): The third Instant Bargain of the day is [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8i1weRZc7lQ a trip to Palm Springs by limousine]](valued at $1,600, on Sale for $15), which wouldn't be too bad... but three guesses where champion Curtis Warren happened to live? [[spoiler:Jim Perry would then substitute Palm Springs for a trip to San Francisco, which Curtis then bought. This would also be repeated exactly two weeks later, where champion David Hefner was offered [[ContinuityNod a trip to Palm Springs]] (which was also bought) instead of Reno (where he lived 15 minutes from). It also happened on the daytime Sale, but there was no substitute offered in that instance.]]
61	* January 17, 1986 (syndicated): Listen to some of the answers from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNCq9kQVnIE this Speed Round.]]
62	* January 1986: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yiceqnb_dPk This Fame Game]] where things go OffTheRails.
63	* 1987: This bit from International Invitational Tournament Finals...
64	-->'''Jim:''' What do you call the Japanese poem of 17...(''Tim Holleran buzzes in'') Tim?\
65	'''Tim Holleran:''' Uh... (''buzzer'') ...[[Film/{{Sayonara}} Miyoshi]] [[Literature/FlowerDrumSong Umeki]]! (audience loses it)\
66	'''Jim:''' ...17 syllables that almost always refer to the season of the year? It's either [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign Miyoshi Umeki]] or '''''haiku'''''.
67	* December 23, 1988: On an Instant Bargain for a trip to Santa Claus, Indiana, Summer forgot the "Sale Surprise" envelope, so Jim had to ask the producer what the surprise was worth [[note]]($600, coming out of a certain lovely brunette's salary)[[/note]].
68	* January 18, 1989: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCeK5Lr22fY Jim is left stunned speechless]] by one contestant's... unusual ability,
69	* March 24, 1989: From the final episode... ''In 1955, a longtime rivalry came to an end when the AFL merged with?" "The [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball NFL]]"[[note]](The merger was actually between the American Federation of Labor and the '''Congress of Industrial Organizations''' {AFL-CIO})[[/note]]
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72	[[folder:Nicholas Parsons (UK, 1971-83)]]
73	* 8 January 1972: Parsons harking around prizes to a contestant named Elizabeth. While his ham-like delivery would put it here, it kinda loses its comedic edge when you realize he's basically yelling at a woman who doesn't have enough money to buy ''anything''.[[note]](For the record, she only had twenty-nine quid to spend at the Sale.)[[/note]]
74	-->"Would you like to own a mink coat, Elizabeth? WOULD YOU LIKE TO OWN A MINK COAT, ELIZABETH?!"
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77	[[folder:Tony Barber (Australia, 1980-91)]]
78	* 22 October 1982: On Victoria Nicholls' last day as hostess, she gets whacked in the face with two giant powder applicators by a stagehand during a Gift Shop segment.
79	* 17 October 1983: Tony has a FreudianSlip.
80	-->"In rhyming slang, which article of clothing does a Cockney call his '[[{{Spoonerism}} Dirty Dicky]]'? (''realizes his mistake'') [[ThatCameOutWrong Let me put that another way]]--in rhyming slang, what does a Cockney call his 'Dicky Dirt'?"
81	* 25 June 1984: In perhaps the show's most famous blooper, Tony Barber is hit on the head by the lowering safe as the Cash Jackpot ($66,000) is introduced.
82	* 3 July 1985: During the "Australia vs. USA Challenge" Finals, Alice Conkwright (representing the USA) buzzes in early on this question, leading to Tony cracking up.
83	-->'''Tony:''' In the familiar tale from the Arabian Knights... (''Alice buzzes in'') USA, Alice.\
84	'''Alice:''' [[Literature/SinbadTheSailor Sinbad the Sailor]]. (''buzzer'')\
85	'''Tony:''' No. (''loses it after looking at the card again'') What did Aladdin rub in order to summon the Genie?[[note]](For those playing along at home, since Tony forgot to give the correct answer, it was a '''''magic lamp'''''.)[[/note]]
86	* April 1986: Daphne Fowler (then Daphne Hudson) buzzing in at inopportune moments (such as after a question had already been answered) multiple times throughout the Ashes.
87	* 15 April 1986: Tony loses it again in another international tournament, this one being the UK/Australia "Ashes", when British player Alan Dargan asks for the [[spoiler:poofter]][[note]](British/Australian slang for "homosexual", considered to be offensive)[[/note]] [[Music/CultureClub Boy George]] in the Fame Game. Even [[TheAnnouncer Pete Smith]] chuckles a bit during the [[ProductPlacement prize description]]. (Just so you know, the offensive word was bleeped in broadcast.)
88	* 14 November 1986: Tony, wearing a golf cap, offers to lower the price to $5 on a set of golf clubs in the Gift Shop if he could hit a golf ball through the giant Shopping door. He does, so why is it here? Because it sounds like he breaks something when he makes the shot.
89	* 2 March 1987: Tony and two male models pretend to be [[Film/ThreeAmigos the Three Amigos]] in a Gift Shop segment.
90	-->'''Tony:''' Whenever there is injustice...\
91	'''Model #1:''' ...whenever there is misery...\
92	'''Model #2:''' ...whenever there is hatefulness...\
93	'''Tony:''' There you will find us, for we are the Three... Amigos!
94	* 1988: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V2NhFOuRZQ#t=0m54s Tony gets his Famous Faces mixed up.]][[note]](For the record, Lisa Bonet was on Series/ADifferentWorld at the time)[[/note]]
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97	[[folder:Glenn Ridge (Australia, 1991-2001)]]
98	* 28 June 1993: Heat 1 of the Comedy Special, with one of the contestants being Jane Kennedy of "Series/TheLateShow1992". This particular episode was the focus of a ''Late Show'' sketch where former ''Sale'' host Tony Barber assisted two of Jane's ''Late Show'' colleagues, Mick Molloy and Jason Stephens, [[EarpieceConversation in an attempt to help her win via a hidden earpiece]]. [[spoiler:She ultimately lost, and she angrily gave them the [[HomeGame board game]] she got for participating.]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yjYDFlvMCc Here's the complete sketch.]]
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101	[[folder:''Temptation'' (Australia, 2005-09)]]
102	* 21 November 2005: Pretty much the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZvgl6-Dsgw entirety]] of the finals for the [[CelebrityEdition "Celebrity Family Ties" special]], but especially the [[SpeedRound Fast Money]] round.
103	* 27 July 2006: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvyH8wUoXV0 Piers uses the headbutt to open the Temptation Vault (their version of Cash Card)]]. [[spoiler:Maybe it helped, as he managed to win $9,889 out of a possible ten grand.]]
104	* 14 March 2007: Tony Barber's return to the podium ([[ADayInTheLimelight along with Ed and Livinia playing behind the buzzer]]) had a few funny moments, such as...
105	** Livinia not-so-sneakily hitting the "What's Good for You" buzzer to get them to buy the first Gift Shop. Dr. Andrew Rochford and Giaan Rooney protested, since they didn't actually buzz-in, but Livinia defended her actions, stating that it was for charity. Tony, after consulting the judge via the Temptation Hotline, allowed the sale, throwing in $500 cash as well.
106	** Tony telling the "What's Good For You" team that they could take $15 (as opposed to the usual $5) from the Temptation team after uncovering the Burglar in the Fame Game, to Ed and Livinia's protest, then saying that he only did that to scare them.
107	** Livinia using the [[CallBack headbutt]] to open the Vault.
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110	[[folder:''Hopp oder Top'' (Germany, 1990-1993)]]
111	* In the pilot, host Andreas Similia lets loose a ClusterFBomb after the last Fame Game. In English.
112	-->'''Andreas:''' No, I'm wrong. I'm fucking wrong!
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115	[[folder:Steve Parr (New Zealand, 1989-95)]]
116	* One of the trademarks of Kiwi Sale host Steve Parr is that he would slide to the podium upon making his entrance. On one occasion, however, he slid right past the podium.
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