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1	* Every [[TheWestern Western]] has a scene where TheDragon picks a fight with the hero in the saloon, right? Rather than fight, the two cowboys argue over the Good Cowboy archetype, concluding with:
2	-->'''Bob''': Since we're both good guys, neither of us can draw first. I'll count down from five. Five, four, three--\
3	'''Rex''': I thought it was just [being] heterosexual.\
4	'''Bob''': No, it's Confident Heterosexual.\
5	'''Rex''': Oh ... I didn't know that.\
6	'''Bob''': ''[bites his lip]'' Well, don't worry, I'm just gonna shoot the guns out of your hands.\
7	'''Rex''': I'd rather you shot me in the heart.\
8	'''Bob''': You know I can't do that. Five, four --\
9	'''Rex''': ''[muttering]'' Confident...\
10	'''Bob''': Three, two --\
11	'''Rex''': Uh, look, Bob, I can't fight you today. M-maybe tomorrow. Or Thursday. Yeah, Thursday'd be good. I'll see you then. ''[flees the saloon]''
12	** And the way the townsfolk turn on Rex as he flees in shame. "FREE THINKER!"
13	* When Peter downs his shot of "warm gin with a human hair in it":
14	-->'''Peter:''' Hey! Where's my hair?!\
15	'''Bartender:''' It's in there.
16	* Best use of an EvilLawyerJoke in film history.
17	* Colonel Ticonderoga's introductory scene sees him mourning Blackie in a manner clearly meant to be [[HomoeroticSubtext homoerotic]], to the discomfort of the two {{Mooks}} in the room.
18	-->'''Colonel Ticonderoga:''' Poor Blackie. Always acting so mean. Always shooting people. Well... I saw something a little deeper than that. [[HomoeroticSubtext I saw a man who could feel.]] ''[[HomoeroticSubtext [stroking Blackie's hat affectionately] ]]'' [[HomoeroticSubtext Who could]] ''[[HomoeroticSubtext touch.]]''\
19	'''[[{{Mook}} Jim]]:''' ''[to Jud, awkwardly]'' I think we should go.
20	** At first this seems like a straight example of QueerPeopleAreFunny... until The Colonel's Daughter comes in and, when she finds out about Blackie's death, starts weeping.
21	-->'''Colonel Ticonderoga''': ''[over his daughter's violent sobs]'' Uh... you and Blackie... dated?\
22	'''Colonel's Daughter''': Dated?! We did everything together. '''''Everything.'''''\
23	'''Colonel Ticonderoga''': [[OhCrap Oh my God.]]\
24	'''Colonel's Daughter''': I knew the real Blackie. [[IronicEcho He could feel. He could]] ''[[IronicEcho touch!]]''\
25	'''Colonel Ticonderoga''': ''[[{{Squick}} [horrified] ]]'' [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Oh. My.]] '''[[BigOMG GOD!!]]'''
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