Line #6 Funny/RoseRed

Context Funny / RoseRed

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4	* When Mrs. Waterman jumps on Cathy and starts choking her, demanding to know where Emery is, Nick comes up to the both of them with a flashlight and we get this:
5	-->'''Nick:''' ''[totally calm and unfazed]'' Beg your pardon, but would you mind awfully letting her go?
6	** Then, after Cathy chastises him for smacking Mrs. Waterman over the head with a pool ball, he arches an eyebrow and says "You really ''are'' a good Christian woman, aren't you?"
7	* Emery's response when the ghoul-versions of Deanna and Pam try to seduce him.
8	-->'''Emery:''' I'm hard up, but I'm not quite ''that'' desperate.
9	** Also the scene early on where some ghosts try to warn him not to go to Rose Red, and his reply is a [[ThisIsGonnaSuck world-weary]] "Tell it to someone who's ''not'' broke."
10	* Nick's casual humor when he and Cathy find a rat.
11	-->'''Cathy:''' What is it?
12	-->'''Nick:''' The reincarnation of Emery's mother.
13	** And before that, Nick being scared out of his wits when he first sees the rat.
14	* The fact that the evil haunted house, instead of being off on some desolate and blasted heath, is instead perched on a hill directly above a multi-lane freeway.
15	* When Steve tells the story of Douglas Posey, he reveals that family legend claimed he "[[HoYay had a thing for cowboys]]."
16	-->'''Nick:''' He liked [[{{Pun}} chaps in chaps]]? Was he into roping or branding?
17	-->'''Steve:''' ''[smirks]'' A bit of both.

Context Funny / RoseRed