Line #107 Funny/RefletsDAcide


1	* In the first episode, Wrandrall's initial attempt at recruiting teammates goes hilariously wrong:
2	** The first one to propose himself is Gloum, a [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]] {{Expy}} who wrongly assumes Wrandrall is trying to go on a quest to steal his Precious and proceeds to assault him as a result, [[CurbStompBattle only for Wrandrall to kick him to the other side of the room]].
3	** The second one is an unknown person who just keeps repeating the same nonsensical sentence with a weird accent ("Yésouitravail", which roughly translates to "I am work" in french) each time Wrandrall asks him his name. Eventually, the half-demon loses patience and just punches him.
4	** The third, fourth and fifth ones go like this:
5	--->'''Candidate 3''' (with a high-pitched voice): Hello, sir!
6	--->'''Wrandrall''': Too young, next!
7	--->'''Candidate 4''' (raspy voice): Hellooooo!
8	--->'''Wrandrall''': Too old! Next!
9	--->'''Candidate 5''': (uncomprehensible mumble)
10	--->'''Wrandrall''' (irritated): Too dumb! Next!
11	** And finally, the sixth one turns out to be a disguised Gloum again, who this time presents himself as [[NinjaPirateRobotZombie a dwarf-elf hybrid who is at the same time warrior, necromancer and druid with an assassin option and some gnomish abilities]]. Wrandrall doesn't buy it, and Gloum eventually goes back to assaulting him asking for his Precious, only to get his asses kicked once again.
12	* At the beginning of episode 2:
13	--->'''Narrator''': After a recruitment done in a whorehouse....
14	--->'''Groups''': [[BigWhat WHAT]]?!!
15	--->'''Zarakai''': What is this moron saying?
16	--->'''Enoriel''': Seriously, where did he see that?
17	--->'''Narrator''': After a recruitment done in an inn...
18	--->'''Groups ''(reassured)'':''' Aaah...
19	--->'''Narrator''': ... [[DistinctionWithoutADifference Where are practiced sins and lust!]]
20	--->''(New protestations from the group)''
21	--->(...)
22	--->'''Narrator''': Wrandrall proudly took the front...
23	--->'''Wrandrall''': Uuuuuh...
24	--->'''Narrator''': [[LovableCoward Until he remembered being in front could be dangerous]].
25	* Guertrude [[EpicFail getting herself killed fighting a bear, who is later revealed to be old, one-eyed and sick.]]
26	* When they are in the forest in episode 2, the protagonists meet a small bird. Zehirmann [[SpeaksFluentAnimal manages to translate its speech]]. Turns out he is saying "Go away, intruders, or I'll shit on you."
27	* Trichelieu. Almost every line he says is either a DoubleEntendre or a ''very'' tendantious pop culture reference. Hell, even the items he touches (books, magic devices...) gives well hidden DoubleEntendre.
28	* When the team meets with Trichelieu for the first time and tries to decide weither they will recruit him or not. The following dialogues follow:
29	--->'''Wrandrall''': Could you heal our wounds?
30	--->'''Trichelieu''': Sure, but who is he?
31	--->'''Wrandrall''': Who is who?
32	--->'''Trichelieu''': Well, Orwounds!
33	--->'''Wrandrall''': But Our wounds isn't a name, you moron!
34	--->'''Trichelieu''': Of course not, it probably is an alias.
35	--->'''Zehirmann''': NO! Our wounds, like Our injuries!
36	--->'''Trichelieu''': Sooo, he has two different names?
37	--->'''Zehirmann''': OUR-WOUNDS! Cuts, bleedings, burns.... things that will happen to you if you keep on not understanding a damn thing!
38	* Alia-Aenor being [[MuggingTheMonster attacked by bandits on the road]]:
39	--->'''Alia-Aenor''' (human form, with her cute girl voice): [[PreAssKickingOneLiner You are all gonna die]]. (the bandits laugh)
40	--->'''Bandit''': Of course! We are ALL gonna die one day, that's part of life!
41	--->'''Alia-Aenor''' ([[ScaledUp turn into her dragon form]], with her dragon voice): [[EvilSoundsDeep You are all gonna die]].
42	--->'''Bandit''': Okaaaaaaaay, ''now'' that's bad.
43	* The presentation of the heroes after they met, in Episode 1. All of it.
44	--->'''Narrator:''' ''(talking about Zehirmann)'' Red skin; red hair; red eyes.
45	--->'''Wrandrall:''' ''(amused)'' Let me guess; his favourite colour is...
46	--->'''Zehirmann:''' [[BaitAndSwitch Blue]].
47	--->'''Wrandrall:''' ... Oookay...
48	* In Episode 2, Enoriel using one of his spells to force Zarakai to dance.
49	* Episode 3 opens with the characters each singing their favourite song:
50	** Zarakai sings a typical traditional dwarf song about gold, weapons and beer... until the last verse, where the song ends on "getting rid of the old". He explains it actually means "getting rid of the old things in the mine", but there isn't enough room to tell it in the song.
51	** Enoriel sings a [[DissonantSerenity light-hearted, joyful song about how he slaughtered and stripped the corpses of a bunch of thugs]] [[MuggingTheMonster who tried to rob him]].
52	** Wrandrall sings a song that seems innocent, but is actually filled with {{Stealth Pun}}s about Demons, Devils, Hell and Evil. The other characters all can't help but be disturbed by this song, yet can't put the finger on ''what'' exactly is wrong about it.
53	** Zehirmann sings a warrior's song about [[KillItWithFire burning everything and purifying the enemy by the fire]]. Wrandrall is the only one to genuinely like it.
54	** Trichelieu, predictably, delivers a so-called religious song filled with his usual sexual DoubleEntendre, only even less subtle than usual. The other characters are all disgusted.
55	* Some of the SnarkToSnarkCombat between Zarakai and Enoriel are comedy gold:
56	--->'''Zarakai''' (after hearing [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace the various, sinister and disgusting-sounding names of the places they will visit]]): Well, at least these don't sound like elven appellations; they don't make you want to laugh.
57	--->'''Enoriel''' (staring at Zarakai): Well, at least one of us will feel at home in this journey.
58	--->'''Zarakai''' (irritated): Can a bard still sing with part of his head misssing?
59	--->'''Enoriel''': Better than a dwarf with half his food safe in his beard!
60	--->'''Zarakai''': If you want to sing, I can accompany you with my hammer?
61	--->'''Enoriel''' (sarcastically): Oh? ''This'' is your "musical instrument"?
62	--->'''Zarakai''': Yeah; when I hit a bell with it, it rings the tolling of stupidity!
63	--->'''Enoriel''': I doubt you have the reasoning abilities required to eradicate yours.
64	--->(...)
65	--->'''Zarakai''': I am quite a handsome dwarf!
66	--->'''Enoriel''': "dwarf" and "handsome" are antinomic.
67	--->'''Zarakai''': Anti-what?
68	--->(...)
69	--->'''Enoriel''': Actually, I wonder if the smell isn't coming from you... did you happen to eat dead rats, lastly?
70	--->'''Zarakai''': [[StealthInsult I do not eat elves]]!
71	** Also, the sheer idiocy of Zarakai is always hilarious, especially when pointed out by Enoriel.
72	--->''(The group is traveling through a cave without much light)''
73	--->'''Zarakai''': Wait, let me switch into [[InnateNightVision Infravision]]...
74	--->''Click''
75	--->'''Zehirmann''': Do you see something?
76	--->'''Zarakai''':Yes, a bat, sleeping.
77	--->'''Zehirmann''': Hm.
78	--->'''Zarakai''': And here, another bat sleeping... [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Here]], a bald Troll [[SlasherSmile grinning]]...
79	--->'''The Whole Group''': HUH!!??
80	--->'''Zarakai ''': And another bat sleeping...
81	--->'''Enoriel''': Wait, wait... You've seen a Troll!?
82	--->'''Zarakai''': Huh, well yes; he's bald, he's grinning and... ''growl'' [[OhCrap Oh SHIT]], a Troll!!!
83	--->'''Enoriel''': Indeed, you moron!
84	* When the group meets with the Ogre DDE, who agrees to let them pass only if they pay. Cue Zarakai protesting:
85	--->'''Zarakai''': ARE YOU SERIOUS?! We are five, he is alone!
86	--->'''Zehirmann''': Oh come on, Zarakai... [[PunchClockVillain the Ogre is just doing his job]]...
87	--->'''Zarakai''': Don't care!
88	--->'''Wandrall''': He doesn't look easy-going!
89	--->'''Zarakai''': Don't care!
90	--->'''Trichelieu''': [[DoubleEntendre He has a giant stick at the very least as big as you!]]
91	--->'''Zarakai''': ''Don't care''!
92	--->'''Enoriel''': ''He is five meters tall!''
93	--->'''Zarakai''': [[PunctuatedForEmphasis DO. NOT. CARE]]! Plus, [[InsaneTrollLogic if we additionate all our sizes, I am sure we would be taller than that!]]
94	--->'''Zehirmann''': I am not sure this is the way we should reason...
95	** The others then keep discussing to convince Zarakai for three long hours, during which the conversation somehow derives on who is stronger between the Elephant, the Hippo and the Rhino. This leads to an accidental case of TalkingTheMonsterToDeath, since DDE ends up falling asleep out of boredom.
96	** Also, DDE [[DudeLooksLikeALady mistaking Enoriel for a woman]], much to Zarakai's hilarity.
97	** The characters then proceed to all go across the bridged while trying to not awaken DDE. As they are going through one after another, the narrator comment how they get tempted to do something: Wrandall almost succumbs to the temptation of [[LovableCoward fainting]], Zehirmann almost succumbs to the temptation of burning the Ogre in his sleep so he can get easy experience points, Enoriel almost succumbs to the temptation of stealing his money. When comes Trichelieu's turn, the narrator just states he "almost succumbs to the temptation", much to the clerk's indignation.
98	** Then when they are finally done crossing the bridge, the Ogre awaken. Fortunately for them, he is too dumb to realize what they have done. Unfortunately, he decides to be nice and allow them a free pass... meaning he is now trying to get them cross it again the other way.
99	* The MirrorMatch, in Episode 11, is a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome in itself; you have four great one-on-one fights, with a voiceover giving the results of the dice and their consequences, as in a real tabletop roleplaying fight. Zehirmann boastfully fights with his powerful magic, Enoriel with the elegance of his blade, Wrandrall is clumsy but touching and poetic... [[LeeroyJenkins Meanwhile]], [[BoisterousBruiser with]] [[LargeHam Zarakaï]]...
100	--->'''Zarakai''': You fake dwarf! Take THIS!
101	--->'''Voiceover''': ''(purely descriptive)'' Powerful Hit; right arm ripped off.
102	--->'''Zarakai''': Yeah! Get out! ''shouts loudly''
103	--->'''Voiceover''': Powerful Hit; left arm ripped off.
104	--->'''Zarakai''': How's that? No arms left? Can't blow your nose anymore? Come here, [[PreMortemOneLiner I'll GIVE YOU A HAND]]!!! ''shouts loudly''
105	--->'''Voiceover''': Critical Hit. Target: Head. Hammered in. [[LudicrousGibs Dies in a violent and messy way]].
106	--->'''Zarakai''': Hoo boy! [[CrossesTheLineTwice Look at all that snot!]] Hohohahaha!
107	* When it's revealed [[spoiler:Alia-Aenor and Enoriel used to be in a relationship]], Moumoune suddenly loses all her fear of the dragon and tried to ask her about their story, much to Roger's dismay.
108	** Even better, she then asks [[spoiler:Alia-Aenor]] if [[spoiler:Enoriel and her]] ever kissed. Cue Zarakai freaking out because he thought she meant Enoriel and him.
109	* When [[spoiler:demons start invading Maender-Alkor in the last episode, one of them actually mistakes Zehirmann for a peer because of his appearance, even interrupting the fight to clarify the confusion]]. Zehirmann is ''not'' amused.

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