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5	LetsPlay/ProtonJon's Twitch streams are always full of funny moments, but since his Fortune Cookie streams make up such a large majority of his content, it goes without saying that they contain a large majority of the funny as well. So large, in fact, that they needed their own page to contain it all.
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7	If you want to have a bit more fun with the stream, we have a bingo card [[https://tinyurl.com/eggbingo here.]]
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10	[[index]]
11	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie20132014 2013-2014]]
12	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2015 2015]]
13	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2016 2016]]
14	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2017 2017]]
15	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2018 2018]]
16	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2019 2019]]
17	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2020 2020]]
18	* [[Funny/ProtonJonFortuneCookie2021 2021]]
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22	[[folder:2022]]
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25	[[folder:2023]]
26	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdFjyRzfMS0 Fortune Cookie: The Jar Opens Again Edition]]
27	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH6Hl-QdoMw&t=268 Behold... whatever the heck... is 100 people playing the Statues minigame of]] [[VideoGame/OneTwoSwitch Everybody 1-2 Switch!]]
28	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-6ZM7whkJk Cookie Jar: Last Stream Before Indy Pop Con]]
29	** Jon plays Picross S - Genesis & Master System Edition ''blindfolded'' with Maniacal and Tre telling him what to do to solve the puzzle. In the first of the two puzzles they have him solve, Maniacal's way of telling Jon what to do is very... eccentric.
30	-->'''Maniacal:''' Alright, go, so I need you to go Donkey Kong Country 2 down, and then Donkey Kong Country 2 left..."
31	* Fortune Cookie: He Can't Keep Getting Away With This Edition
32	** Jon adds a new channel point redemption where for 1,500 channel points, you can submit a word to be added to a story he would read at the end of the stream. The fact that any word (except those banned on stream) can be submitted (though words that were not in English were ignored) results in an absolute nonsensical trainwreck that needs to be heard to be believed.
33	*** A special note needs to go to one viewer submitting a link to a video of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFapJOTgQqY Stephen talking about how he drew boobs in Mario Paint as a child.]]
34	** While playing VideoGame/FZero GX, he talks about how the game is infamous for its rubber banding and is very difficult... [[https://clips.twitch.tv/WimpySmoothKoalaNerfRedBlaster-Ik-PdTOah53VGzE8 just before he flies off the track.]]
35	-->'''Jon:''' So, if you've never played F-Zero GX before, it's [[TheComputerIsACheatingBastard/FZero infamous for its rubber-banding.]] It is very (flies off the course) difficult.
36	** When Jon goes to play VideoGame/Psychonauts2 on his XBOX, he has to install the game to the console (while Deef talks about a bizarre dream that he had in full detail). Once it finishes installing, he finds out that the game was installed to an external storage device (which is named "Dear God Please Be Enough") instead of the internal storage and cannot be played from it[[note]]XBOX Series games cannot be played from an external storage device, although XBOX One games can when played on an XBOX Series console.[[/note]], forcing Jon to move both VideoGame/DevilMayCry5 and VideoGame/NoMoreHeroesIII to the external storage device so he can move Psychonauts 2 to the internal storage. He then decides to also install the game on Steam to see which install of the game will finish first, with him doing a Grand Prix in VideoGame/FZero99 to pass the time while the installs complete. The Steam version finishes installing 20 seconds before the XBOX version finishes... but after Jon finishes playing F-Zero 99, he discovers that the XBOX version also needs to also install an update before it can be played, resulting in Jon just playing the Steam version instead.
37	* No Risk Fortune Cookie / Whatever Sunday: No Real Plans
38	** Jon plays the final draft of [=HeadsetGuy=]'s No Risk theme song... then transitions to the No Risk screen, where the second draft of said song (which sounds basically the same as the final draft) is playing. The cacophony of the two songs playing simultaneously is hilariously awful.
39	--->'''Jon:''' WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER MY MUSIC!
40	** When playing ''VideoGame/MrDriller'', Jon makes a joke about how "[[Music/{{LMFAO}} Every day he's drillin']]".
41	--->'''Jon:''' Sometimes you gotta sacrifice sensibility for stupidity.\
42	'''Maniacal:''' Of course, yeah; I get that. (...) At your age, I get that completely.\
43	''(Jon pauses the game)''\
44	'''[=TimeThief=]:''' ''(cracks up)'' "At your age"??\
45	'''Jon:''' Maniacal?\
46	'''Maniacal:''' ''(trying not to laugh)'' Yeah?\
47	'''Jon:''' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Really? Really, dude?]]
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51	* Fortune Cookie: Daylight Savings Shenanigans Edition
52	** After Deef's choice of Jon doing a LEGO building Cookie segment wins the Wheel round (Jon chose to continue building the LEGO VideoGame/PacMan set he started building in his free time), Deef decides to jokingly cheat and [[https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousAdventurousGarageCoolStoryBro-8awAkx5gePMnZlWm rig the wheel to give the LEGO kit option 1,000 votes and every other option 10 votes.]]

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