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1Pretty much any time pokecapn is surprised or flustered, and descends into [[{{Angrish}} gibberish]], [[ClusterFBomb profanity-laced]] [[OhCrap screaming]] or simply [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming like a girl]].
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3!!VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006
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5* In "Autosave? That's so 2000!", pokecap'n gets his first game over and [[TemptingFate hopes he doesn't have to restart the level]].
6-->'''pokecapn:''' I have to start the whole game from the start!\
7'''medibot:''' Amazing.\
8'''pokecapn:''' No!
9* As they order some General Tso's, pokecapn dubs over the audio with some ''Videogame/SonicAdventure'' music. Right as the music cuts off...
10-->'''medibot:''' Ideas!
11* Their reaction to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9JxtN7GuaI&t=3m05s the sound-effect of Silver hovering]] when he first encounters Sonic, and started doing a rendition of the themesong of WesternAnimation/TheJetsons. "Dau-ghter Shadowwwwwww!" "[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 CROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!]]"
12* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIBJfWDtCYE&t=2m43s Solving the "Find the Captain" puzzle.]]
13** In Silver's playthrough, they pull the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EWgAGY37SY&t=17m02s same thing during one of Silver's puzzles involving sneaking past guards.]]
14-->'''pokecapn:''' Fuck this. ''[Completes the puzzle without even trying; the Goons erupt in laughter.]''\
15'''Medibot:''' ...They didn't see you!\
16'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]''': What the ''fuck''?
17** And later on, during Silver's runthrough of Radical Train:
18-->'''Guide:''' If you fail at adjusting the scales, use the switch nearby.
19-->'''pokecapn:''' [[AtomicFBomb Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff--]]
20-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' You have got to be kidding me.
21-->'''pokecapn:''' [[AtomicFBomb -fffffffffffffffffffffffff--]]
22-->'''Medibot + [=IlluminatusVespucci=]:''' (in unison) [[OhCrap Physics puzzle...]]
23* "[[TemptingFate Gotta be careful not to]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppgBbcaTcb4&t=2m22s fall off here.]]"
24* "I cannot reliably move in... straight lines... or in left or right lines!"
25* Oh, [[ThatOneLevel Radical Train]]...
26** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQn8CKtBQtQ&t=11m17s "UH OH, I'M A TARD-ASS!"]]
27** Another great bit is when Sonic hits a wall and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQn8CKtBQtQ&t=18m3s falls SIDEWAYS to his death.]]
28*** The reaction from the goons is hysterical right after. "Cha— FUCK! ''FUCK!'' '''''FUCK!'''''" "Zip zop zoom!" "[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog The train, is late.]]" "[[YouTubePoop The train... is late.]]"
29** In-between attempts, when pokecapn is traversing back to the train station:
30-->'''Tails''': Press the Square button in the air to do a Bound Jump.\
31'''Goon''': Press the Square butto- the ''[[ClusterFBomb swear]]'' button to use the ''fuck'' attack!
32** The discussion from around [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQn8CKtBQtQ&t=31m01s this point]]:
33---> '''Kung-Fu Jesus''': ...so yeah, it is amazing, but not in the right way.\
34'''medibot''': It's kinda like on those nature shows on PBS.\
35'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': No, it's not.\
36'''medibot''': Well except, y'know, more trains and less animals.\
37'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]''': [[Series/MutualOfOmahasWildKingdom Mutual of Omaha presents]] ''Oh Fuck, A Bomb!''
38** LetsPlay/PokeCapn's {{angrish}} [[https://youtu.be/LQn8CKtBQtQ?t=24m20s rant:]] "'''[[BigNo NO!]]''' THIS IS UNCONTROLLABLE! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis The game! Cannot be! Controlled! By human reflexes alone!]] (''loses a life'') I need a program to slow down the movements of the joystick, so it does not go more than '''one''' sensitivity level in '''either''' direction! (''Kung-Fu Jesus chimes in with'' [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros "You're too slow~!"]], ''right as he flies off the stage and loses his last life)'' '''[[OhCrap MOTHER OF SHIT!]] [[AtomicFBomb FU-HU-HUUUUCK!]]'''"
39** LetsPlay/{{medibot}}'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQn8CKtBQtQ&t=38m23s ill-fated attempt]]: "OH GOD I'M SO NOT READY, I'VE NEVER DONE A MACH SPEED, HELP, HOW DO ... [[Franchise/{{Kirby}} HOW DO I INHALE!? HOW ... WHAT ...]] [[WrongGenreSavvy Do I just press down to copy their power?]]" [[note]]Medibot usually plays ''Kirby'' games, hence the confusion.[[/note]]
40*** "I-I was pressing right! And he was just humping the wall, why are you humping the wall, Sonic?"
41* "In so many other games I can just sort of suspend my disbelief, and be like 'okay, something wacky is happening.' Well, okay, that's fine, I'm playing a video game, this isn't real life. But what do you say to a game that... breaks the rules of video games?" - Medibot
42* Sonic's in-game "reaction" to Kung-Fu Jesus's comment after [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXuS92CizcQ&t=22s this line]]:
43-->'''Elise:''' I owe you a lot, Sonic...\
44'''KFJ:''' [[NoYay Like a blowjob.]]\
45'''Sonic:''' (''small agreeing chuckle'')\
46'''The Goons:''' WHOA!!
47** From the same part, this bit:
48-->'''Sonic''' (''carrying Elise''): [[TemptingFate Gotta make sure I don't fall in the water!]]
49-->(''touches a nearby Booster Pad, [[SuperDrowningSkills immediately launching him and Elise into the water to their deaths]] before the Goons can react'')
50-->'''Pokecapn''': '''[[{{Angrish}} GRRR, AAAAARGH! MOTHERFUCKING-!]]'''
51-->'''Medibot''': Zing!
52-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': [[YetAnotherStupidDeath Booster Pad, into the death!]]
53* ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sq-8L61IKg&t=11m55s AGENT SMITH BONGOS DOT GIF.]]''
54** ''I AM MANIPULATING THE DATA!''
55** '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sq-8L61IKg&t=12m26s I'M FULL OF OWLS!]]'''''
56* In part 14, when a robot kills Sonic with physics-destroying bendy lasers in the [[OneHitPointWonder Test of Courage]]. Besides the inevitable AtomicFBomb ... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FArmtcWKrE&t=18m40s This gem occurs.]]
57-->'''medibot:''' All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now!\
58'''All:''' All the bacon in the world couldn't save you now! 'Cause! [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/412418 IT'S A LASER! IT'S A LASER! IT'S A LASER! IT'S A LASER!]]
59* The further the Goons get into the game, the more cynical and snarky they become.
60-->'''Silver''': This is ''so'' unbelievable...\
61'''Medibot''': Saying what we're all thinkinnggggg...\
62'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]''': "I can't believe they actually made a game this bad!"\
63'''Silver''': Now... I must fight for the future!\
64'''Pokecapn''': Noooooo--\
65'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]''': (''dismissively laughs'') Yeeessss!\
66'''Pokecapn''': Just get to the action stages.
67** The Goons begin lifting clusters of rocks using Silver's telekinesis, but they quickly find out the rocks don't separate into individual parts - the clusters are [[ArtisticLicensePhysics just sort of glued together.]]
68-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' That's... really bad.\
69'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]''': You've got rock friends.\
70'''Medibot''': Are you just gonna collect as much rock as you can?\
71'''Pokecapn''': (''laughs'') What do you think?\
72'''Medibot''': I think collecting rock is a good idea.\
73(''They run into a family having a picnic while Silver is still holding the rocks. They start swinging the rocks around.'')\
74'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' PFFT! "Nice picnic you're having!"\
75'''Medibot:''' This is what I'm talking about!\
76'''Pokecapn:''' If this was implemented better, it would definitely be [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential asshole physics]].
77* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-djJENtDxQ&index=30&list=PLPZd8MPtv0viNz7Ua2QpFQK1-TKi9HVc_ "It's a Football."]] (''clearly a soccer ball'')
78** "Soccerballlll."
79** "Football."
80*** "Americaaa."
81* "Follow the Egg Carrier."
82-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' "Follow the Egg Carrier."\
83'''Medibot:''' [[RunningGag Follow the Owl Carrier.]]\
84'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Have we even seen the Egg Carrier?\
85'''Pokecapn:''' ...We haven't seen it.\
86'''Medibot:''' We just assume there is one.\
87'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' It's like a movie called "Horses! Horses! Horses!", and there's not a single fucking horse in the whole movie!
88* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq3RrBC9pgE&t=31m17s This]] moment in the Aquatic Base, when they start playing as Knuckles, and the camera and controls work together to become as unwieldy as possible.
89** "Great!" "GREAT, THE CAMERA ''SHAT ITSELF!"''
90* The beginning of Shadow's story – the audio was deleted and they had to redo their commentary... and the dialogue. With the voices of the characters of ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid''. Keep in mind that this was recorded AFTER the end of the LP. Also, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHbiK9BTlPU this]]:
91-->'''pokecapn:''' Hey, Sonic-2006-ites, this is still pokecapn...\
92'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]:''' This is still [=IlluminatusVespucci=].\
93'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' This is still... poke... capn... ew.\
94''(They all start laughing.)''\
95'''medibot:''' And this is new and improved, with 50% less fat medibot!
96** A bizarre conversation during that video leads to this wonderful statement from a possibly-drunk Kung-Fu Jesus.
97-->'''medibot''': We'll have to put [=IlluminatusVespucci=] in a basket made of reeds and float him down the river.\
98'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': He'll be found by an Egyptian princess, and her name will be "Rose Red". And she'll found a hospital [[CrossesTheLineTwice for cancer children]]. And then it will be haunted. And then we'll have to hire a paranormal investigator. And...well, you know the rest of the story.
99** Mephiles' voice near the end of video 19 is nothing short of hilarious, especially when combined with his zombie-like behavior and the sound-effects courtesy of the other goons.
100*** "I'm Mephiles, Mephiles the Dark. And I cut myself, sometimes..."
101*** "I owe much to you, Shadow... NNNNGGGGHHHHH..."
102*** "NOW GET IN THE MOON!"
103* When Rouge is describing Soleanna to Shadow: "And they [[Film/{{Borat}} export potassium]]. Also exporting {{lolicon|AndShotacon}}."
104* There's also [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTERC73dObs&t=2m2s this gem]].
105-->'''E-123 Omega''': What is Eggman up to? Who is Mephiles?\
106'''[=Kung-fu Jesus=]''': He's Satan, you bitch!
107** Later:
108--> '''GUN Agent:''' Agent Shadow, we've lost contact with Agent Rouge. Head to the warehouse district immediately.\
109'''Pokecapn''': We've lost contact?! She's only like one mile away from where I am!\
110'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Call her on her cell phone!
111** Shadow's duel with Silver is as... well-designed as one would expect.
112--> '''Pokecapn:''' [[{{Angrish}} ASSWANK!]]
113*** "Okay, this is... crap!"
114-->'''Silver:''' HOW 'BOUT THIS?!\
115'''Pokecapn:''' Shit on it! ''(defeats Silver and proceeds to use Chaos Spear repeatedly)''\
116'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Take shits all over his face!\
117'''Shadow:''' ''(upon receiving a B Rank)'' Guess that was alright.\
118'''Medibot:''' Yeah, it... [[DespairEventHorizon doesn't even fuckin' matter.]]
119* The [=LPers'=] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNVKIWoe_tU&t=35s hysterical laughter]] when [[TakeThatScrappy Shadow kicks Silver in the back of the head]].
120* [[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1937692/ Sanford Kong]]'s [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMCKJzkxwk&t=9m parade of]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSMCKJzkxwk&t=13m30s barrels]].
121* LetsPlay/{{pokecapn}} completely freaks out upon having to go through one particular room. After being reassured it's only one room, he rebuts, "IT'S A STUPID ROOM!"
122** Their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5QbdB03gHM&t=23m30s reactions to completing]] the [[ThatOnePuzzle aggravating billiard ball puzzle]].
123* Speaking of said level, it takes them almost an hour to complete Silver's Dusty Desert, after all of the deaths and the time it takes to complete the puzzles in the level.
124-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' ''(during one of the easiest puzzles)'' [[TemptingFate This is the stupidest puzzle I've ever seen.]]\
125'''Pokecapn:''' ''(on the billiard ball puzzle)'' FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
126** [[OhCrap "...We didn't save. We have one life, and we didn't save."]]
127* After spending 5 minutes defeating Silver's first boss.
128-->'''Silver''': That took too long.\
129'''Kung-Fu Jesus''': No ''shit''!\
130'''medibot''': You're a ''master''... of the obvious!
131* After playing through a town mission as Amy, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EWgAGY37SY&t=11m18s this happens]].
132* Silver's version of Kingdom Valley is absolutely rife with astounding physics. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKN39M0ZfFI Such examples are at 13:01 and 15:38.]]
133--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' [[TemptingFate ...Great.]] ''(right as he says this, the physics in the game proceed to collapse. [[SarcasmFailure Description of the scene is impossible.]])''\
134'''Pokecapn:''' WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!\
135'''Goons:''' ''(uncontrollable laughter)''\
136'''Medibot:''' What was ''that'', son?!
137* The Goons discussing the logistics of Eggman being an inter-dimensional being while completely ignoring the scene where Amy and Elise discuss love is highly amusing.
138** Earlier in the playthrough, during the confrontation between Mephiles and Shadow, rather than feel ensnared by the drama and suspense of the scene, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F2yavDsQFw&list=PLPZd8MPtv0viNz7Ua2QpFQK1-TKi9HVc_&index=23 they munch on chips.]]
139* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ60GNJkMcw&t=4m I'm on a roll!]]"
140** The advent of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ60GNJkMcw&t=5m40s Thriller Lizards]]. From [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ60GNJkMcw&t=15m45s later on]]:
141-->'''pokecapn:''' It's [[Music/MichaelJackson Thriller Night]] in the Aquatic Base.\
142'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yeah, I know. Robotnik gets all his dudes together-\
143'''medibot:''' It's so marginally excellent!\
144'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Marginally.\
145'''medibot:''' Well it's just, y'know, it's the little things, I guess, in this train wreck of a game, the little things make us happy.\
146'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' And I'm pretty sure most of this was unintentional. \
147'''medibot:''' I don't care!\
148'''pokecapn:''' They probably genuinely thought this was someone crying out in pain, and not a worm dancing.
149* A side conversation while running through Kingdom Valley for the ''third'' time.
150-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' [[OneWomanWail This is like the music from]] ''Film/{{Gladiator}}'' when he's dying, y'know? That's how we feel right now.\
151'''medibot:''' We're ''dying''.\
152'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' We're dying, and we're at the end.\
153'''medibot:''' We're dying for Sonic Team's sins.\
154'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' ...Well, I ''am'' Kung-Fu Jesus.
155* The tragic cutscene that kicks off the final chapter.
156-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Is this supposed to be touching?\
157'''medibot:''' Well, Sonic's dead, but to many of us he's been that way for a while.
158* The Iblis fight defies the laws Sonic '06 set for itself.
159--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Medibot... for a game so interested in hardcore difficulty... why is it giving me information that I can see with my face?\
160'''Medibot:''' Um... in case you're blind.
161* Kung-Fu Jesus, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_eY9ebwhRY&t=6m31s in three words]], breaks down what may possibly be the dumbest thing that Shadow the Hedgehog has ''ever'' said.
162-->'''Shadow:''' The instability of time caused this time-space rift.\
163'''pokecapn:''' (''starts laughing'')\
164'''KFJ:''' (''deadpan'') Oh. That's all?\
165'''pokecapn:''' (''loses it'')
166** [[https://youtu.be/J_eY9ebwhRY?t=136 When Elise's seal is broken]] after Sonic dies, there's this hilariously hammy take on it:
167-->'''Elise''': No... '''[[BigNo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]]''' (''Iblis is released, Mephiles laughs evilly'')
168-->'''pokecapn:''' '''''[[Literature/HarryPotter VOOOOOLDEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT!]]'''''
169-->'''KFJ''': (''matter-of-factly, as the others crack up'') She was a fuckin' [[SoulJar Horcrux]]. ''We all knew it!''
170** Which is then immediately followed by them wondering why, [[StatingTheSimpleSolution if Mephiles simply needed Elise to cry to release Iblis,]] he couldn't just [[DoWrongRight make it a lot easier on himself by cutting up onions around her]] instead.
171** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_eY9ebwhRY&t=523s A few minutes after]], there's [[{{Squee}} their reaction]] to [[Manga/DragonBall Eggman's Scouter Glasses]].
172* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YgGxmkNDw&t=33m3s This little gem]]:
173-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Get hit by a box.\
174(''[[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor Shadow gets hit by a box]]'')
175* Upon beating [[ThatOneLevel End of the World]], after Kung-Fu Jesus spends the level [[SanitySlippage reciting song lyrics in monotone]]:
176--> '''The Goons:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyd5iYQaJ_s&t=21m I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER! WHERE BEER FLOWS AND MEN PLUNDER!]]
177* As the LP nears the end, the fact that only medibot has gotten a full eight hours sleep at all this whole time starts to catch up with them, and the LP starts to mesh into one long [=CMoF=] as they get progressively less coherent.
178* PICKLE SURPRISE!!!
179* Sonic [[TheVonTropeFamily Von]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5PGedKZCc#t=10m50s Hedgehog]]!
180* If it exists, it is an Iblis Trigger. No exceptions.
181* Their attempts to identify whose fault the game was during the credits.
182* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIzthdVADf0&t=6m12s A scripted sequence launches Shadow a bit too high their first time through]], which provided such a big reaction that the video is titled "That was scripted."
183* One of the contests has viewers [[WildMassGuessing coming up with explanations]] for how Eggman could outrun Sonic before the final boss fight in ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2''. Explanations ranged from Eggman possessing speed bladders with excess fast to being shaped like an ostrich (because ostriches run fast as fuck) to just finally being face-to-face with Sonic for the first time with no death machines between them and running on pure adrenaline.
184* pokecapn's commentary during a scene in part 7, featuring the [[UnintentionalUncannyValley newly-redesigned Dr. Eggman]].
185-->'''pokecapn''': His ''mouth''! Jesus!\
186'''[[MeaningfulName Kung-Fu Jesus]]''': [[AnswersToTheNameOfGod Yes?]]\
187'''pokecapn''': I-it's bad. Make it go away.\
188''(...)''\
189'''Eggman''': Now, allow me to introduce to you my latest creation.\
190'''pokecapn''': ''Teeth!''
191* Thanks to pokecapn getting an Series/XPlay reviewer's name wrong[[note]] (it's Adam Sessler, for the record)[[/note]], the crew go off on a brief Creator/AdamSandler tangent. They eventually let pokecapn finish what he was originally going to say – and then they start on the Adam Sandler tangent again, with impersonations.
192--> "Moshi moshi!"
193* "We're not going to post this, are we?"
194** "No."
195** "Oh. Good."
196* During the Egg Wyvern boss fight:
197--> ''(Eggman charges Sonic)''
198--> '''Pokecapn:''' [[VideoGame/SonicAdventure GET A LOAD OF THIS!]]
199--> ''(gets hit)''
200--> '''Pokecapn:''' ...I got a load.
201
202!!VideoGame/SonicUnleashed
203
204* At one point, pokecapn had this brilliant idea to use a table to reach over a ledge in one of the level hubs. And then Sonic spin attacks it. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0trhtcaSy8&t=18m16s The group's reaction to it was priceless]].
205* LetsPlay/{{Medibot}} claiming that, like ''VideoGame/KirbySuperStar'' and the Great Cave Offensive's treasures, every single collectable actually has its own specific identity. They then went on to, during the course of the LP, ''[[http://lparchive.org/Sonic-Unleashed/Collect/ name all 288 of them, individually]]''. (This may also qualify as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for medibot.)
206** Also, the goons missed out on several collectables over the course of the game. One can only wonder what else medibot would have come up with if they had managed to collect everything.
207* Kung-Fu Jesus [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWkkOZIeOs&t=16m22s starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise]]:
208-->''*game makes a "ding-dong" sound*''\
209'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Someone's at the door! Medibot, get my door.\
210'''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Medibot]]:''' Yes'm.\
211''*door opening sound; [=MyNameIsKaz=] enters the room*''\
212'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Someone was actually at the door!\
213'''pokecapn:''' There was actually someone at the door!!
214** Note that KFJ does not actually have a doorbell, making this an instance of pure comedic timing. Them trying to explain what just happened is also hilarious.
215--->'''medibot:''' Fuck the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!
216* As is customary, the immediate defiance of advice regarding hazardous terrain.
217-->"Be careful not to fall, huh?"
218-->*Sonic slowly edges towards the balancing beam and immediately sinks into the water like a rock.*
219-->"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH"
220-->*Everyone present starts laughing*
221* When a gang of {{Mook}}s [[GoddamnedBats pursues Sonic relentlessly]] in the Mazuri hub and the goons are [[http://youtu.be/h_zYklTGCCc?t=22m37s wondering why pokecapn doesn't just kill them]]:
222-->'''pokecapn:''' Well, like, I hit them and it doesn't really do much... 'cause they don't die.
223-->'''*The mook he just punched dies*'''
224-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' ''Really.''
225-->'''pokecapn:''' [[VerbalBackpedaling Until they die]].
226* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th91H6U4vW0&t=19m42s "You punched the cutscene into him!"]]
227* Kaz goes on to voiceact [[Creator/DanGreen Professor Pickle]] in all of his appearances. Not only is his impersonation spot on (including skipped text), he later voiceacts all identified items in the subsequent ''VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight'' LP (even while cooking them dinner), leading the others to question if he has a compulsive disorder.
228* When their hunt for moon medals leads them into a terrible stage:
229-->'''pokecapn:''' No, we're not doing this.
230-->'''Kaz:''' But it has 2 moon medaaaaaaa... ehhhhhhhh...
231* pokecapn begins Windmill Isle Act 3 Day... and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upq08KNvJhg&t=6m59s proceeds to grind right into oblivion]].
232-->'''medibot:''' ''[after rambling on about a collectible]'' ...You're dead.
233-->''[everyone laughs]''
234-->'''pokecapn:''' [[ThisIsGonnaSuck So it begins!]]
235* [[https://youtu.be/4DfaBFVDXSA?list=PLPZd8MPtv0vhqW71OnAbczr5yKSNBSZyg&t=899 Good morning, Kaz]].
236-->'''pokecapn:''' Hope we didn't disturb you too much earlier.
237-->'''Kaz:''' I woke up in a murderous funk.
238* pokecapn and crew find a Jessica Simpson album in Skyscraper Scamper!
239-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Ugh, [[TakeThat put it back]].
240* The goons begin to wonder what it would be like if the Werehog was voiced by Macho Man Randy Savage. [[https://youtu.be/XorvR0cSGSw?t=9m7s The results]] are hysterical.
241* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox2A4i4eHR4 The Power of Thinking]]" may be the best episode of the LP, where after spending hours slogging through Werehog levels to collect medals, they get to enjoy one of the most insane of the Sonic levels.
242** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox2A4i4eHR4&t=9m40s You fail. DIE!]]" Followed by more of pokecapn's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl screaming]].
243** "'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox2A4i4eHR4&t=12m23s POWER!!]] [[Film/RevengeOfTheSith UNLIMITED POWER!!]]'''"
244*** This leads to a HilariousInHindsight moment in ''VideoGame/SonicGenerations''. For his S-rank replay of Seaside Hill Act 2, the game's designated level for running over water, pokecapn equips the ability that gives him unlimited (boost) power.
245** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox2A4i4eHR4&t=15m30s Only pro thinkers can think this fast!]]"
246*** "PRO THINKERS ONLY!! AAUUUUGH!!"
247* "Please. Professor Pickle is totally going to team up with Doctor Eggman, and they'll form Team Pickled Egg."
248* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=benj_hXHlyA&t=16m9s Press X 60 times!!!!!]] [[PressXToNotDie WHAT THE FAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHK!!!1!]]"
249* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85tv-_meVQE&t=7m40s This moment]]:
250-->(Sonic runs into a pillar, coming to a halt)
251-->'''medibot:''' Hey, [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 remember when pillars like those would kill you instantly?]]
252-->'''pokecapn:''' ...''[[FanonDiscontinuity No]]''. [[FanonDiscontinuity I remember]] ''[[FanonDiscontinuity no]]'' [[FanonDiscontinuity such thing.]]
253-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' In fact, I've willfully forgotten such a thing.
254* Eggmanland's opening cutscene has Eggman's PA shout: "[[AmusementParkOfDoom Sonic! If you have any complaints, please report them to me in person.]] [[ThatOneLevel If you can, that is!]]" Throughout the level, the posse actually ''draft a letter of complaint.''
255* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZq34xxyByI&t=14m07s A massive epic failure of the camera]].
256* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DfaBFVDXSA&t=10m0s Sonic grunts and then falls off a platform for no reason]].
257* While pokecapn wanders around in the {{hub level}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kXW9fvBTzM&t=3m50s looking for the next stage]]:
258-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Definitely go down there.
259-->'''medibot:''' There's nothing down there.
260-->'''pokecapn:''' No, we've been there.
261-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' No, go down there.
262-->'''pokecapn:''' No.
263-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes.
264-->'''pokecapn:''' No.
265-->'''medibot:''' No, don't do it.
266-->'''pokecapn:''' (''jumps down there'')
267-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Yes, I tricked you. (''EvilLaugh'') You're such a penis.
268* TemptingFate:
269-->'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]:''' I don't think it's possible for these levels to not go fast.
270-->'''pokecapn:''' Actually, that is very not true, because I can do [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZKY-AeQNkU&t=14m30s this]].
271* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Ax0PXAe6w&t=12m40s I think when you get hit you die, but not in the way they want you to.]]"
272* [[https://youtu.be/OKiQ_b4vurI?t=863 The collective reaction]] to the [[ItMakesSenseInContext hyperdetailed sandwich.]]
273* In part 28, the gang come across a monster that reminds them of the Elementals from ''[[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Sonic '06.]]'' They have a discussion on the differences between the two beasts -- which culminates in a spot-on jab at Sonic Team's business practices during the making of '''06.''
274* In part 41, during the cutscene before the Egg Dragoon fight, when the Tornado is knocked flying, [=IllVes=] sneaks a clever reference in under the din: "[[Series/{{MASH}} Tails's plane spun and....]]"
275
276!!VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight
277
278* The first ''ten seconds'' of the LP are already pure comedy gold, as KFJ and company start shouting along to the splash screen music: '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUjdDRg-fZw WOAOOOAAAAAAOAOAAAAH!!]]'''
279-->'''[=NoTimeForSocks=]:''' There's something wrong with you guys, seriously...
280* "[[ItMakesSenseInContext You haven't seen the last of the gay pride movement]]!"
281* Their [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zftztcarYzo&t=7m47s reaction to the Lady of the Lake]] (Starts at 7:47). Sonic's onscreen actions only accentuate it.
282-->'''medibot:''' Mother of shit!
283* Just before the final boss battle in ''Black Knight'':
284-->'''Gawain:''' ''You fool! This no longer has anything to do with chivalry!''\
285'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I decide when chivalry applies, and now is not the time!\
286'''Sonic:''' ''It was never about chivalry for me...''\
287'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' It was all about being summoned here for some reason, and now you're letting me the fuck back, or I swear I will take this broken sword, and shove it ''so far up your ass''--\
288'''pokecapn:''' SHUT UP.
289* And then there's medibot going off on a tangent about [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Octorok]] Krispy Kremes... really, there's a crowning moment of funny just about every time medibot opens their mouth.
290
291!!VideoGame/SonicColors
292
293* Part Crowning Moment of Funny, part Crowning Moment of Awesome, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-aVPVn0-9k&t=17m3s accidentally finding out]] that they can [[FusionDance combine different types of Wisps]].
294* Throughout the LevelAte world, LetsPlay/{{Medibot}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk0HcMPV5Xg drools over the food]]. "Pancakes... golden pancakes..." Also cake strata and "Candy rocket!"
295** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrN8SBhTra4&t=3m32s "This planet is a mountain, made of tasty things."]]
296-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[ThatCameOutWrong made of]] [[HoYay tasty things.]]\
297'''medibot:''' [[InsultBackfire I know. I love it.]]
298* Sonic muses aloud about where an alien in need of rescuing might be. Medibot's response?
299-->'''medibot:''' ''[[https://youtu.be/rrN8SBhTra4?list=PLPZd8MPtv0vhxLgWl8ol_uDznvsNRlnnl&t=626 JAIL.]]''
300* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90FNsmBGMt8&t=1m14s The whole debate]] about the [[ItMakesSenseInContext self-repairing cake]].
301-->'''medibot:''' Remind me why we don't like Eggman when he can build self-repairing cakes?
302* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8T7XCqPuZ0&t=2m40s Hedgehog pupae.]]
303** "Larva, pupa, hedgehog."
304** "It's a pupa, it has no ''hands'' or ''wrists'' or ''boots''... slots. Boot slots. Feet."
305* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1c1e-MQp8&t=1m10s Their discussion]] of an [[AwesomenessMeter Awesomeness Detection System]], and saying that Sonic would need a freeform [[MascotWithAttitude Attitude Detection System]] instead. "Yeah, we need a button for attitude."
306** Also, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T1c1e-MQp8&t=5m25s lasers don't do that]].
307* Trying to see if they can suck and blow at the same time. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YleAtiak_Jg&t=5m02s Really.]]
308* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8T7XCqPuZ0&t=48s "Dr. Eggman isn't really a people, he's more of a collective..."]]
309* Pokecapn remarks that a level seems [[TemptingFate pretty easy so far]]. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6AspQb3lSQ&t=7m15s Guess what happens a couple seconds later...]]
310* The entire first half of the Nega Wisp Armor fight. Especially when [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihoBuGzL3Uk&t=4m45s they find out]] [[AllYourPowersCombined it can combine Wisp abilities]].
311--> '''Announcer''': Cube! Laser!
312--> [A specific array of cubes come crashing down, followed by a laser reflecting off of them]
313-->'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]:''' ...[[OhCrap Did he just say las]]--
314-->'''pokecapn:''' [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl OAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!]]
315-->'''[=IlluminatusVespucci=]:''' Yeah, he said "laser".
316-->'''medibot:''' Cube laser!
317-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Oh my God! Didn't see that coming, did ya, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch]]?
318** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihoBuGzL3Uk&t=11m52s From the same part]]: "FEAST ON HIS BONES!", "Kiss him!".
319-->'''pokecapn:''' NO! We already had [[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 that game]]!
320* Before the Sweet Mountain boss:
321--> '''Sonic:''' Experience has taught me to investigate anything that glows.
322--> '''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' Sonic spends many hours of the day staring at the sun.
323* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bG1Gof4Zr4&t=16m16s The balls touched.]]
324* For several seconds, in the credits, KFJ and medibot sing part of the theme of Anime/PantyAndStockingWithGarterbelt, [[InsaneTrollLogic prompting pokecapn to tell them]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor they've dated the LP in doing so]].
325
326!! VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog4
327
328* During the game's special stages, KFJ tries to figure out what all the developers were smoking to make the kaleidoscope-style backgrounds, based on their color (i.e. red pepper flakes, salt, oregano...), culminating with [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0LLMNA-ERY&t=1m53s this discussion]]:
329-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' The color lavender?
330-->'''pokecapn:''' Lavender is a plant.
331-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' (laughs) ...you’re joking, right?
332** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQl1O_Nxuuc&t=1m38s "Alright, green... what's green?"]]
333
334!!VideoGame/MarioParty
335
336* A game of Paddle Battle quickly devolves down to Kung-Fu Jesus grunting. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aiY0wtAE9U&t=7m31s REALLY LOUDLY.]]
337** "HAHAHA!.....'''HAHA!!.... YEEAAAA!!!.... ''RRUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!... ''URRGHHH!!!... ''YEAH!!!'''''"
338* The RunningGag of medibot being good at minigames involving plants because they are a botanist.
339* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PD0-RWdfyJc&t=4m39s This dialogue]]:
340--> '''medibot''' ''(playing as Luigi)'': I have extraordinarily long legs, I was bitten by a radioactive leg.
341--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' You're not allowed to say that! [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Radioactive leg!]] ''[[GoMadFromTheRevelation Radioactive leg!!]]''
342-->'''pokecapn''': ''(through laughter)'' They don't have teeth!
343-->'''medibot''': You shut your whore mouth!
344** Made even funnier in ''Mario Party 3'' when Luigi metamorphoses into an even leggier version of himself. [[spoiler:Waluigi.]]
345* Game: "Bowser Ran!" Medibot: "That's right, you better run!"
346* Kaz is the prettiest magical princess.
347** You mean MASTER OF DEVILS.
348* At one point in ''Mario Party 2'', everyone starts vocalizing their characters' taunts instead of simply using them. Except KFJ, who despite a game effort simply cannot do the Yoshi "zip-zip" with his mouth. It becomes funnier when Yoshi switches to his ''Yoshi's Story'' voice in later installments... and Kaz can do the voice better than KFJ ever could.
349* "Honestly, rolling low is like the worst, because you can get a bonus star if you move around a lot." Cue KFJ [[InstantlyProvenWrong rolling a 1 and scoring a star through a hidden block.]]
350* ''Mario Party 3'' has [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PYHsLq9pjA&t=37s a match of Slap Down]] that medibot wins handily.
351* Their first house rule of choice is "Wario Party", in which no one gets to see the instructions before each mini-game. This can lead to hilarity. For an excellent example of why, observe [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxVVxDiJm8&t=22m32s this game of Hide and Go BOOM!]] from ''Mario Party 4''.
352--> '''Kaz:''' Ha, you're finished! [[EpicFail I picked X!]]
353* This moment at the start of MP 4:
354--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' If you complain about our handicaps... I'll find you.
355--> '''medibot:''' He's not kidding, I'm not the first medibot.
356* Kung-Fu Jesus (as Yoshi) builds up a star lead in 4 before being forced to play a pachinko Chance Time and giving away several stars to pokecapn. While the hosts wave at him happily.
357--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' "Thanks for getting owned, Luigi!"
358--> '''medibot:''' They didn't even get your name right.
359* ''Mario Party 4:'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goFF73iJE4o&t=12m "You wanted a game with some semblance of fairness to it?]] [[Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily Too bad, Waluigi Time!"]]
360** The entire running gag of Kaz's increasing frustration at how everyone wins the roulette wheel except him. He eventually gets his moment.
361* Mario Party 4, during the ''Avalanche!'' minigame. Pokecapn has built up a substantial lead, KFJ and Kaz have just been swept up by the avalanche and medibot looks not to far behind. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDxVVxDiJm8&t=15m17s Pokecapn then takes this opportunity to gloat]]:
362--> '''pokecapn:''' Eat shit, [[BuffySpeak suck-havers]]!\
363''([[LaserGuidedKarma Immediately hits a rock, slowing him enough for medibot to pass him]] [[KarmicDeath and causing him to get swept up by the avalanche]])''\
364'''pokecapn:''' Oh, God, no! No! [[BigNo NOO!!]]\
365'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' You just got [[MeaningfulEcho suck-have'd]].
366* Booksquirm from Mario Party 4.
367-->'''pokecapn:''' Harry Potter and the ''Get Fucked!''
368* Kung-Fu Jesus passes Boo and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8BMz62T3to&t=12m40s chooses to steal coins from pokecapn]]. "22? You kidding me?" Seconds later, he's revealed to be ''exactly'' right. This leads to an argument about his imperfect precognition that devolves into whining, while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Kaz is overwhelmed by the power of devils]].
369* "A ''true'' Rasta-man does not gamble!"
370* In ''Mario Party 5'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vyacFJdI40&t=5m06s Kaz gets chased by a herd of stampeding thwomps at the end of the Squared Away mini-game]].
371** Don't forget the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulQULhIZIqE&t=4m36s penguins]] pushing ''pokecapn'' off the edge!
372* Mario Party 5, turn 31. They play Submarathon, and it takes them a full minute to figure out how to move.
373* This little gem from KFJ after losing Big Top Drop:
374-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' If no one wins, [[CaptainObvious I don't win]].
375* In Mario Party 5, medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps, despite pokecapn having explained it earlier and pleading with him not to choose Waluigi as his target. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in {{Angrish}}, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. Of course, KFJ's blood alcohol content at the time may have had something to do with it.
376** Even more hilarious, briefly beforehand, KFJ, sick of the Wiggler Space, declares his anger at it, and erases it. This prompts Pokecapn's voice to become strained and tearful as he berates KFJ:
377--> '''Pokecapn''': Do you realise what you've done?
378--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus''': I have eliminated a source of income.
379--> '''Pokecapn''': ''You've broken the Contract!''
380* Mario Party 5, turns 41-45: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MjCVFPWFGk&t=122s Kaz dueling medibot for 1 coin.]]
381** Even funnier is right after, when the goons try to pronounce "un coin" in French. It ends with something sounding like a pissed-off duck.
382*** BilingualBonus when you realize 'coin' is French for 'quack'.
383-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Indeed.
384** Same video: KFJ [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MjCVFPWFGk&t=507s doing the same thing with pokecapn.]]
385** Turns 46-50: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmxYgOH-Evo&t=729s It happens again.]]
386* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqvgVzp0gfs&t=10m18s "Woodpecker butthole."]]
387* pokecapn plays a Duel Minigame against a [[TranquilFury now-silent]] medibot that's called "Piece Out". To pokecapn's [[OhCrap horror]] it turns out to be a puzzle minigame. medibot thrashes pokecapn, who struggles to find the goal of the minigame. The minigame is about to end in a flawless victory for medibot, prompting pokecapn to [[FreakOut start panicking]].
388-->'''pokecapn''': I...I don't understand! I don't know how this game works! SEND HELP!
389* At the end of turn 10 in ''Mario Party 6'', they play the dreaded [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1QPwISFE4A&t=15m11s Fruit Talktail,]] which medibot rightly fears when it's selected. One word:
390--> '''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' Grapes.
391** The microphone itself has learned to fear that word. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nytg6QPj474&t=14m48s See]] ''Mario Party 7''. "Did you say [[color:green:Grapes]]?"
392* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1QPwISFE4A&t=24s first instance]] of medibot's "You're Lousy!" taunt in ''6''.
393--> '''medibot:''' I didn't know it would do that!
394** Its [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwheSLqUag4&t=51s usage]] near the end of Mario Party 6, which 'defeats' Kung-Fu Jesus:
395--> '''medibot:''' I need bigger numbers to come out of my number box.
396--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' You need to shut the hell up.
397--> '''Waluigi:''' ''You're lousy!''
398--> '''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Ohhhhh, I've just been owned!
399* Early in ''Mario Party 6'', they have [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JhpVv5M_Zac&t=10m43s a lackluster game of Burnstile]]. It shows up again as the final minigame, and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwheSLqUag4&t=20m3s this time the teams are more fair]].
400* During ''Mario Party 6'', Kaz bakes some cookies for the posse to eat. But then they notice that Kung-Fu Jesus has not eaten one yet.
401-->'''Kaz''': How are the cookies?
402-->'''pokecapn''': ''(muffled)'' They're fantastic.
403-->'''Kaz''': They are also filled with the [[{{Catchphrase}} power of devils]]. ''(EvilLaugh)''
404-->'''pokecapn''': ''(to KFJ)'' Eat a cookie! What's wrong with you?
405-->'''KFJ''': I'm full. [[INeedAFreakingDrink Of beer]].
406-->'''medibot''': ''(muffled)'' I'M FULL OF THE DEVIL!
407* Something happens to the recording in ''Mario Party 7''. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrDUV2YoBqM&t=8m56s KFJ and pokecapn decide to investigate.]]
408* In ''Mario Party 7'', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrDUV2YoBqM&t=13m55s Kung Fu Jesus tries to confuse the mic]].
409* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nytg6QPj474&t=3m28s OOOOOOH, ELMO HAS THE POWER OF DEVILS!]]
410--> '''pokecapn:''' What is the sound of 3000 mice clicking "unsubscribe"?
411* "WELCOME TO HELL." "Oh I've been there. It's sunny. You wouldn't think so being-" "THE SUN...THE SUN is because we recently re-adjusted the blinds. On the windows TO HELL!"
412* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nytg6QPj474&t=20m5s In Mario Party 7:]]
413-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]''' MOTHERFUCKING EAT IT, DONKEY SCHLONG!
414* pokecapn's [[{{Angrish}} frustrated non-sequiturs]] during the ''Picture This'' minigame, including "PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA", [[MemeticMutation "Charles, get out of my head!"]] and the [[CatchPhrase usual]] [[RunningGag "Get some get some get some get some."]]
415* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-_ZM9sovak&t=4m25s "Skating-board is for cool kids only!"]] is made especially funny due to it being a CallBack from [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sq-8L61IKg&t=01m34s long ago]].
416* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvJhdkPV3QQ&t=15m "The bombs touched."]]
417* In ''Mario Party 8'', everyone's reactions to the candy powerups. And medibot finally starts saying "Delicious."
418* When starting ''Mario Party 9'', pokecapn goes to the handicap menu to "carry over" their totals from ''VideoGame/SonicShuffle'', but [[InsaneTrollLogic his method of deciding handicaps]] leaves everyone with zero Mini-Stars anyway.
419** To clarify: pokecapn gets zero Mini-Stars for being Knuckles, medibot gets zero for getting last place (which they didn't), Kaz gets zero for winning, and Kung-Fu Jesus gets zero for entirely forgetting Sonic Shuffle.
420* Mecha Choice. "WE DIE, WE DIE TOGETHER!" Which leads to [[spoiler:both of them getting first place and realizing ''that's a viable strategy'' when down to two players in that game]].
421* The Reverse Minigame[[note]] to be clear, the Reverse Minigame is one of the selections on the roulette whenever someone lands on a Bowser Space in Mario Party 9. In a Reverse Minigame, the one who comes in last place is the winner[[/note]]. Cue [[HilarityEnsues everyone getting into position to get squished by a Thwomp]], except for medibot, since they don't trust Bowser.
422* pokecapn's repeated utterances of "Boner!" in Mario's voice.
423* "Why am I wearing an adult diaper?"
424* KFJ slipping into a [[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Plinkett]] impression [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvYHRVdGA8w&t=6m00s towards the end of Mario Party 9.]]
425
426!!VideoGame/SonicShuffle
427
428* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJJI2tcQR4o&t=10m20s It's like something out of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.]]
429-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Oh my God, we foiled Eggman's stupid plot!
430* ACCIDENT!
431* [[WhatWereYouThinking WHY DOES THIS GAME EXIST!]]
432* "I'm Amy!" "No, you're not!"
433* A mini HumiliationConga for Kaz: The wing that he's on blows up ''out of nowhere'', causing him to lose 30 Rings. Then KFJ uses a Medium to call all players to the space he's on, preventing Kaz from using the hammer space that was right in front of him. While this is happening, pokecapn is flipping out over the random explosion and KFJ is talking in a hilarious voice. It's a lot funnier than it sounds.
434* When [=MyNameIsKaz=] gets the most emblems as part of a bonus, pokecapn lapses into BuffySpeak regarding one of the bonus conditions.
435--> '''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' I won the most duels...
436--> '''pokecapn:''' Piece of shit! You won just because of that stupid-ass fuck thingy?!
437--> '''KFJ:''' Yep, he just won because of that stupid ''ass-fuck'' thingy.
438
439!!Stupid Games Done For Money
440* The ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 [[VideogameDemake 2D]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xusfdzkBx-k segment]], which somehow practically ''recreates'' the original's flaws. This includes the battle with Silver, [[ThisIsGonnaSuck to their horror]].
441-->'''medibot:''' ''Now'' we're playing Sonic Two Thousand Numbers!
442** A lot of the funny comes from the other guys having to explain to [[NaiveNewcomer Kaz]] that yes, Sonic really did have to balance on a big plastic/metal ball in the original game, and yes, the boss fights were exactly that goofy and stupid.
443** "[[ItMakesSenseInContext Which half of a dick is the second half?]]"
444* Kaz going on a tirade during the Egg Wyvern battle in his Prof. Pickle voice. One guy proceeded to ask if he can read Harry Potter in the voice.
445** Not just a tirade, a tirade of the Surreal Comedy Stylings of Twitter spambot [[http://twitter.com/#!/Horse_eBooks Horse_eBooks]]. The Prof. Pickle voice gradually segues into the Dracula Voice over time.
446** [[https://youtu.be/uPsNuu3UlAI?list=PLPZd8MPtv0vhTyfNN2nkhpr6oAJwaaUPm&t=993 And then]] he used the same voice to recite lyrics from "[[Music/GwenStefani Hollaback Girl]]".
447* "Cats are about as smart as babies, right?"
448* The posse have a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmfxN_ZIoXg Kraft Cheesy Skillet meal]]. Medibot responds appropriately.
449-->"Liquid GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD"!
450** "So it's still cheese; it just got stopped partway through." "So it's a cheese abortion."
451* Medibot's reaction to not being able to eat the food in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl The Sunset Rubdown]].
452** Also, LetsPlay/{{Medibot}} + VideoGame/WarioWare + [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC3axJhdzSI&t=8m20s dance boss]]. And everything after that as well, as the games speed up.
453* Calling the people monitoring the chats "zookeepers".
454* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6tRfG8KhgM&t=27m40s The horse alarm story.]]
455* From ''VideoGame/GodHand'': The posse [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdemzEuVn0&t=1h29m critique academia]] and take the opportunity to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtIawxkZvvI&t=1h39m51s sing along.]]
456* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP8jUQenw6o Kaz's "Speed Run" of]] ''VideoGame/SuperMetroid'', in which Samus creates a new dance sensation, the others snark about ''VideoGame/MetroidOtherM'', and Kaz faces danger under pressure.
457-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' Now you have to precision {{wall jump}}.
458-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' (''hyperventilating'') Uhhhh, too scaryyyy...
459-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' I give you one, maybe two chances to fuck up.
460-->'''pokecapn:''' What happens if you do?
461-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' I die I die I die I die I die... (''brave leap! ...onto false spikes and the escape tunnel'') I chicken out!
462** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP8jUQenw6o&t=1h30m20s Kaz's ADD vs the Ninja Pirates' AI and his friends' dubious advice]].
463* "[[VideoGame/Sonic3AndKnuckles Sonic the Floathog]]": Kaz's existential horror about the whole matter ("Is this what it's like to [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering planeswalk]]?" "It's actually much worse."), Pokecapn's nonchalant declaration that "I'm near the [[BuffySpeak whatsit teleporters. The ones that go zip.]]" And, of course, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pg89ch56Fk&t=59m53s discovering Knuckles' secret power.]]
464-->'''Kaz:''' ''[right after Hydrocity Zone Act 2]'' ...what did you put in the noodles?
465
466-->'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' What do you know, we have a donation. $5 from David, who says 'Sonic the Hedgehog causes existential despair.'
467-->'''pokecapn:''' Three hundred dollars for 'OH GOD, STOP PLAYING.'
468
469!! VideoGame/SonicGenerations
470* "Why is there a cutscene?" *Sonic shrugs* "And Sonic doesn't know either!"
471* [[ChekhovsGun Chekhov's Chili Dog]]:
472-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' "C'mon cutscene, don't go all [[ChekhovsGun Chekhov's chili dog]] on us."
473-->'''pokecapn:''' "So, at the end of the game he'll pop back out into his own world and then catch the chili dog!"
474** [[BrickJoke Fifteen episodes later...]]
475--->'''pokecapn:''' Who called it?
476--->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' ''Mother of shit''.
477* Speeding through both acts of Green Hill Zone, and getting an S Rank in both...
478-->'''pokecapn''': ...I MAY have played a demo or two...
479** ...Only to get their first death ''seconds'' into Chemical Plant Zone Act 2.
480* The return of the horse alarm story.
481-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]''': [medibot and I] were gonna go [[NoodleIncident be wizards together]][[note]]the [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering New Phyrexia]] prerelease, at that time about eight months prior[[/note]], but it was late at night, so we both slept. [They] woke me up with a horse.
482-->'''medibot''': I woke ''everyone'' up with a horse.
483* "You're like a squirrel, you have to leap to your death just because you saw something..."
484* It's not an official LP episode, but... [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqWJ55m-jQY THIS]] happened in Speed Highway. The video name is even a nice callback to the American Sonic 3 manual.
485** And another deadly speed trap in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiR1dwHsjFY Seaside Hill]].
486* At the beginning of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWp-pbTRmus this video]], pokecapn constantly boosting to make it look like Sonic is skidding his way to Speed Highway, along with their chanting "[[VideoGame/SonicAndTheBlackKnight WhoooAAAooooAAAAH!]]" It has to be seen to be truly appreciated.
487* In Modern Speed Highway:
488-->'''pokecapn''': [[MalevolentArchitecture WHO would put SAWBLADES in the middle of a GYM]]?
489-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]''': [[PlayedForLaughs ...you haven't]] [[RealityIsUnrealistic been to a gym in a while, have you?]]
490-->'''medibot''': I have one of those in MY office!
491* In Classic Speed Highway, seeing a sign in the background which says "Chao Gelato: DELICIOUS!" which happens to be one of medibot's [[CatchPhrase catch phrases.]]
492** Similarly, in Modern City Escape, they encounter a sign that reads [[AccidentalInnuendo "Charmy Bee's Sweet Honey Butter."]]
493* Their reactions to the [[TookALevelInBadass GUN Truck]] in both versions of City Escape, but especially Classic.
494-->'''medibot:''' This is the angriest truck in the world!
495** "What did you do to piss off [[Franchise/{{Transformers}} Optimus Prime]] so bad?!"
496** When the truck sprouts sawblades: "[[CallBack He fused with the gym from before!]]"
497** pokecapn once again ScreamsLikeALittleGirl as the GUN Truck pummels his feet in Classic City Escape.
498** Also, Kaz's comment on his coffee while City Escape was loading. I don't know, I guess it's how the line was delivered.
499* pokecapn's multiple [[EpicFail Epic Fails]] in Seaside Hill, especially him falling into the SAME spike trap THREE TIMES in Act 1.
500-->'''pokecapn''': Ah, fuck it, let's just go. ''*starts boosting through water, runs out halfway through*'' OH! OUT OF BOOST! ''*dies*''
501** Pokecapn's multiple [[BigNo Big "No!"s]] when faced with the giant wheels at the end of Act 1, especially the one that ''follows Sonic around the loop''.
502** Their reaction to Espio's appearance:
503--->'''pokecapn''': Let's see how they mangled his voice actor.
504--->'''[[Creator/TroyBaker Espio]]''': Thank you, my friend. Beware, for I have looked into the soul of our enemy and I saw only darkness.
505--->'''pokecapn''': ...they've made it FANTASTIC is what they've DONE!
506** YMMV on this, but when they were about to drown in act 1... They said "IT'S NO USE!" And they haven't even gotten to Crisis City yet, let alone Silver...
507* On the subject of Crisis City, the 10th episode in the LP ends with them having unlocked the final set of levels, each one from a game they've previously LP'd. There is absolute silence as they're shown. You can practically feel the OhCrap at seeing [[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 Crisis City]].
508* In Crisis City Classic there's pokecapn's reaction to [[spoiler:the fire tornado dragging the goal post away]].
509-->'''pokecapn''': [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWdFgK_CKCE&t=11m11s SHIT! NO! COME BACK!]]
510** And his lampshading of the obvious subtext of Blaze's speech:
511--->'''Blaze''': Sonic, I hope we can keep this slip up of mine just between the two of us, all right?
512--->'''pokecapn''': "This slip up of mine". Also known as "the entirety of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006''".
513** Even funnier is how Kaz seems fascinated with the level, seeing as how he wasn't there to experience all the [[LetsPlay/SonicTheHedgehog2006 pain]] associated with it.
514* In Planet Wisp act 1, they get caught in the 2 springs facing each other. After easily getting out they just go back in there.
515* Their reactions to seeing Sonic [[ArtisticLicensePhysics snowboarding up a tower]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NPqrfozt6s&t=8m35s getting hit and awkwardly falling back down to his death.]]
516** From the same video--the boss fight with Silver yields quite the CatharsisFactor...
517* The fight with the Egg Dragoon... set to [[VideoGame/SonicCD Sonic Boom.]] It matches up perfectly with the cutscene, and they even point this out.
518** Not to mention the title of the video the boss battle was in: A mondegreen turned Eggman's "[[BossBanter Time for a change of pace!]]" into "Primed To Arrange Your Face."
519* The ending cutscene has this gem.
520-->'''Sonic''': Hey Sonic! Enjoy your future! It's gonna be '''''great!'''''
521-->'''medibot:''' (''[[VideoGame/ShadowTheHedgehog bursts]] [[VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006 into]] [[VideoGame/SonicStorybookSeries tears]]'')
522* Some of the music choices they make during the their skill runs can be quite hilarious, such as [[VideoGame/SonicRushAdventure "A New Venture"]] during a mission with [[TheStoic Espio.]] They lampshade how it fits the level itself, [[SoundtrackDissonance but at the same time doesn't fit the mission]].
523* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2cGpRpbHGo&t=6m10s Here, all are pokecapn.]]
524* In one of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2cGpRpbHGo&t=9m25s missions]] from Crisis City, the goons start discussing about how an Iblis Biter was awaiting Sonic behind a pillar of fire. They then liken the pillar of fire to a chocolate fountain. The discussion only gets funnier from there.
525*
526-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_20IQvYYRw&t=49s I'm gonna keep changing the parameters of my argument until I feel correct.]]
527-->'''pokecapn:''' No.
528-->'''medibot:''' What are you, Crisis City Classic? [[MovingTheGoalposts Moving the goalpost?]]
529-->'''pokecapn:''' Yeah, if you want to move the goalpost, that was in the last video.
530* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmpc8lOkMTY&t=6m28s From the last video:]]
531--> [[MemeticMutation So, like, that's basically what I do every day when I come into work is I open-palm-slam my new VHS into my tape player and then listen to Knight of the Wind for two hours. I do all the moves alongside my hero,]] [[Franchise/TheChroniclesOfRiddick Sonic the Hedgehog.]] [[MemeticMutation I do every move and I do it hard.]]
532** A CallBack to the Sonic And The Black Knight LP that lapses into [[spoiler:an invocation of BookEnds]] before going off on even funnier tangents
533** Pokecapn demonstrates how to exploit a {{good bad bugs}}.
534
535!!VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaFourSwordsAdventures
536* In episode 1, the guys go into the settings... [[OhCrap and Kaz sees that there is a "Handicap" option.]]
537* [[https://youtu.be/wAD51M_FF_o?t=489 A hilarious moment of]] EpicFail occurs when they defeat a large flock of Keese and then watch as their bounty of Force Gems drops into the abyss, [[FailedASpotCheck none of them having realized there was a switch on the other side of the chasm they were supposed to have hit with arrows first]] in order to create a bridge on which the Force Gems would have landed.
538* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy22ajblRVA&t=13m30s A wonderful moment of (unintentional?) dickery on the part of KFJ]].
539* At one point in 2-1, the path branches into three, so the posse splits up. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy22ajblRVA&t=15m05s Pokecapn chooses the correct one, which also appears to hold three large green Force Gems, and congratulates himself...]] [[ChestMonster only for the supposed Force Gems to reveal themselves as enemies]], [[OhCrap causing him to turn tail and run while the others arrive and fight them off]].
540-->'''pokecapn:''' [[Series/TheBigBangTheory Bazinga!]] ''[the "Force Gems" attack]'' [[OhCrap Oh no, oh fuck, oh God!]]
541-->'''Kung Fu Jesus:''' Those are [[Music/TheyMightBeGiants triangle men!]]
542* pokecapn, [[http://youtu.be/Fy22ajblRVA?t=19m6s at the result screen of World 2-1]] after being accused of being a screen-looker: "I am good at numbers, and watching things go up and down."
543* In 2-2, while hunting for the final step in the trading quest, medibot and Kung-Fu Jesus pick up Cucoos then start chasing each other while My Name Is Kaz digs beatboxes. [[http://youtu.be/21iQkl6eWhw?t=42m27s Take that, Johannes Kepler.]]
544** Followed by their reactions when they realize that the final step was [[http://youtu.be/21iQkl6eWhw?t=43m55s a magically summoned house.]]
545** pokecapn upon discovering shortly after that you cannot, in fact, use cuccos to fly.
546-->'''pokecapn:''' This game is garbage ass shit for ''poop-fuckers''!
547* pokecapn's [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXNqQerHBSo&t=27m54s response]] to Wizzrobes that steal Force Gems.
548-->'''pokecapn:''' Bad rats! Bad Wizzrobes! Bad '''''[[BigOmg OH MY GOD NO!]]'''''
549-->'''medibot:''' He's casting a powerful spell!
550* On the [[http://youtu.be/XpIt8VloPKU?t=8m51s Mountain Path]], while Kaz helps pokecapn get a Hammer, Kung-Fu Jesus and medibot decide to put out a fire on the mountain. Kung-Fu Jesus heads to a cave to get some water, while [[CloudCuckoolander medibot]] tries to use a ''bomb'', with predictable results.
551-->'''medibot:''' [[CaptainObvious It didn't work!]]\
552'''Kung-Fu Jesus:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Hmm, you should've tried water.]]
553* In the [[http://youtu.be/mZrPwQl9TKA?t=5m55s Tower of Flames]], medibot (accidentally) takes two {{Heart Container}}s for himself, so Kung Fu Jesus throws them into a nearby lava pit.
554-->'''Kung Fu Jesus:''' Punishment hole.\
555'''medibot:''' Really?\
556'''Kung Fu Jesus:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]\
557'''medibot:''' That's how it is?\
558'''Kung Fu Jesus:''' Yes! And you only lost a half a heart, [[CrossesTheLineTwice so you get the punishment hole again]].
559** Then, not two minutes later, KFJ gets slaughtered by, as a [=YouTube=] comment puts it, Punishment Tiles. Even he admits it's probably [[LaserGuidedKarma karma]].
560* [[http://youtu.be/5-F4sCef3tc?t=34m4s Volley, By Golly is just amazing.]]
561* The entirety of the 5-3 boss battle against [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBFV6Yyb5ow&t=38m03s Phantom Ganon]]. Between their attempts to volley their respective energy balls back at him, their shock at the last one switching things up, the signal dropping in the middle of the fight for a while (leaving you to speculate what's going on), finding out they have to go through the entire ordeal ''three times'', breaking down and trying to kill each other and steal force gems mid-boss fight, to medibot constantly trying to maintain [[NumberOfTheBeast their 666 gem count]], it's just a constant stream of hilarity.
562-->'''medibot:''' Everything you read on TV Tropes is true.
563* [[http://youtu.be/kCCcnfc9wcI?t=19m00s Wealth Redistribution Bombs]].
564* "Let me tell you about my Homestuck/Zelda theory..."
565** Even funnier to ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'' fans, since Homestuck's timeline is [[MindScrew just as convoluted]] as Zelda's.
566* [[http://youtu.be/yjpSesixFa4?t=21m05s Rupees for everyone!]][[note]]read:Rupees for medibot![[/note]]
567-->'''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' I am allied with [[ContemplateOurNavels navel gazers]].
568** Shortly after, Kaz flips out at medibot for chasing after Force Gems again, much to the amusement of pokecapn.
569* The Tower of Winds has two in consecutive rooms:
570** [[http://youtu.be/m6ScNB1gvxw?t=21m43s First]] is pokecapn going after a Force Gem that's spawned on the bottom floor with manic determination, wooping and giggling the whole way.
571--> '''[=MyNameIsKaz=]:''' What is wrong with you, you fiend?
572--> '''medibot:''' There was a thing.
573** [[http://youtu.be/m6ScNB1gvxw?t=23m14s The second]] has KFJ, who'd hated being picked up by the others right from the start, finally lose it and go on a button mashing rampage, coming only one press from quitting the level, all while pokecapn is ''still'' giggling manically.
574--> '''[=KungFuJesus=]:''' GODDAMN IT!! DON'T PICK ME UP!!!
575** From the same video, pokecapn laughing gleefully when Kaz gets [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Thwomped]].
576* From the end of 8-2, [[http://youtu.be/TbIr1l5IZX0?t=20m35s "What's in the box!"]]
577* Pokecapn, ''again'', manages to steal a valuable Force Gem from Tingle... only for Kaz to steal it from ''him''! [[http://youtu.be/TbIr1l5IZX0?t=25m44s He reacts as expected.]] Notably, it's the only time he's actually ''upset'' about something being stolen from him.
578* One of the comments on the youtube page for world 3-1 asks why pokecapn is consistently getting Hero of Darkness votes even though he's providing useful advice. A comment that responds to it says that he's the one who made the posse LP Sonic 2006.
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