Line #109 Funny/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanAtWorldsEnd


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5	* ''"NOBODY MOVE!... I dropped me brain."''
6	** Heck, ''any time'' we have multiple Jacks on screen at once is a hoot.
7	** In the Locker, when the Pearl is crewed by an army of Jacks, one of them sits next to a goat, getting slowly closer to it, with a lecherous grin. Cue the ''goat'' giving an AsideGlance.
8	* The scene in the Singapore bath house is ''full'' of funny moments.
9	** When Barbossa and Elizabeth attempt to enter, they are ordered to leave all their weapons with other pirates to gain entry. Elizabeth removes a large number of [[HyperspaceArsenal hidden]] [[{{Hammerspace}} weapons]], including a rather large blunderbuss that by all rights, shouldn't fit ''anywhere''... comfortably. Barbossa looks behind her with a "how in the hell...?" expression.
10	** Later in that same scene, [[CovertPervert Pintel and Ragetti]] try to get a peek under Elizabeth's robe (it's implied she's got nothing on underneath) through a hole in the floor. Ragetti is successful. Pintel... not so much.
11	** Sao Feng: "MORE STEAM!" Nothing happens. Cut to Sao Feng's rather large 'steam attendant' on the ground with Marty sitting on his chest. The attendant rouses--Marty whacks him over the head with a shovel and knocks him out again.
12	** Sao Feng orders his men to draw their weapons.
13	--->'''Barbossa:''' Sao Feng, I assure you, our intentions are strictly honorable.\
14	''[Swords come through the floorboards at that exact moment and land in Barbossa and Elizabeth's hands.]''\
15	''[Barbossa looks at Sao Feng and grins sheepishly.]''
16	** When Sao Feng attempts to take a hostage ("Drop your weapons, or I kill the man!") Barbossa and Elizabeth exchange a look and the latter shakes her head. Barbossa nonchalantly says, "Kill him; he's not ''our'' man." Of course, that's when Will realizes that there's a third party involved in their exchange...
17	** Shortly afterwards, the rest of the crew comes in from the steam room. The highlight of this charge is Marty holding a gun as big as he is... and when he fires, [[RecoiledAcrossTheRoom the knockback blasts him right back into the hole in the floor.]]
18	** Jack the Monkey ''launches a firework across the waters into more boxes of fireworks''. There is a massive boom and Barbossa takes advantage of the distraction to kill his opponent.
19	-->'''Barbossa:''' Thank you Jack!
20	* Ragetti's reaction to seeing the Black Pearl return:
21	-->'''Ragetti:''' ''[stuttering]'' Boat.
22	** The fact that Barbossa, on the other hand, just looks bored - he's known Jack for so long now that nothing surprises him anymore.
23	* Also, [[CloudCuckoolander Jack's]] reactions to each of his friends and foes showing up to rescue him. ''All of it.''
24	-->'''Gibbs:''' Jack!
25	-->'''Jack:''' Mister Gibbs!
26	-->'''Gibbs:''' Aye, Cap'n?
27	-->'''Jack:''' I thought so. I expect you're able to account for your actions, then.
28	-->'''Gibbs:''' ...Sir?
29	-->'''Jack:''' There has been a perpetual and virulent lack of discipline upon my vessel. Why? ''Why is that, sir?!''
30	-->'''Gibbs:''' Sir, you're...you're in Davy Jones's Locker, Cap'n.
31	-->'''Jack:''' [[{{Beat}} .......]][[BlatantLies I know that. I know where I am.]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And don't think I don't.]]
32	-->'''Barbossa:''' Jack Sparrow.
33	-->'''Jack:''' ''[Walks to Barbossa]'' Ah, Hector! It's been too long! ...Hasn't it?
34	-->'''Barbossa:''' Aye. Isle de Muerta, remember? ''You shot me.''
35	-->'''Jack:''''' [Mulls it over]'' [[CloudCuckoolander No,]] [[InsaneTrollLogic I]] [[RefugeInAudacity didn't.]] ''[Walks over to Tia]'' Tia Dalma! Out n' about, eh? You add an agreeable sense of macabre to any delirium.
36	-->'''Tia Dalma:''' ''[Gives an awkward, confused smile.]''
37	-->'''Will:''' He thinks we're a hallucination.
38	-->'''Jack:''' ''[Turns to Will and walks to him]'' William, tell me something - have you come because you need my help to save a certain distressing damsel? Or rather, damsel in distress? Either one.
39	-->'''Will:''' No.
40	-->'''Jack:''' [[InsaneTrollLogic Well then, you wouldn't be here, would you? So you can't be here. QED, you're not really here!]]
41	** And shortly after, when they convince him they're real, and proceed to overload him with the events that have transpired since then, including the legendary song of the Brethren Court being sung to herald the first meeting in ages.
42	-->'''Jack:''' Leave you people alone for one moment, look what happens, everything's gone to pot!
43	* Jack tells Ragetti specifically when picking who goes with him to escape the Locker, "Not you, you scare me."
44	* This exchange after Barbossa and Jack shout over each other, giving orders. This is also the only moment in the movie where a pirate says 'arr'
45	-->'''Barbossa''': What ''arrre'' you doing?\
46	'''Jack:''' What are ''you'' doing?\
47	'''Barbossa:''' No, what ''ARRRREE'' you doing?\
48	'''Jack:''' What are YOU doing?\
49	'''Barbossa:''' No, what ''AARRRRRRRRRREE'' you doing?\
50	'''Jack:''' What are YOU doing? ...The captain gives orders on the ship.\
51	'''Barbossa:''' The captain of this ship ''is'' giving orders.\
52	'''Jack:''' My ship, makes me captain!\
53	'''Barbossa:''' They be my charts.\
54	'''Jack:''' Well, that makes you... chartman!
55	** And after that, Pintel steps in:
56	--->'''Pintel:''' '''STOW IT! THE BOTH OF YOU! THAT'S AN ORDER! ''UNDERSTAND?!''''' ''[Jack and Barbossa stare at him in surprise]'' ...Sorry, I just thought with the captain issue in doubt I'd throw in my name for consideration.
57	** What makes it funnier is that after Pintel snaps at them, EVERYONE on deck stops and stares at him.
58	** Arguably followed by a rather Heartwarming moment after Pintel has backed out of the fight:
59	--->'''Ragetti:''' I'd vote for you.
60	* Jack struggling to match up to Barbossa's 'telescope'. Made so much better by the looks Barbossa gives him in the two scenes.
61	* The "Up Is Down" scene. Jack is running across the boat like a mad man, nearly everyone confused, but still following Jack, while Barbossa just stands there watching everyone (until he looks at the map, and realizes, actually, Jack is ''right'') then everyone joins in.
62	* After a failed MexicanStandoff, "We can still use them as clubs!" (gets bonked over the head with a gun)
63	** Don't forget the lead-in to the failure: Everyone points their pistols at everyone else... then they all start laughing... and then they point their pistols at each other again.
64	** After Jack fires at Barbossa in that scene, Barbossa gives him a look like, "You were actually going to shoot me (''again'')?!"
65	*** The Monkey pulls a pistol on the Parrot...
66	---->'''Parrot:''' ''[squawk]'' [[CallBack Parlay?]]
67	*** Just what NoodleIncident occurred to make Barbossa decide to ''train his undead monkey accomplice to '''use a gun'''?''
68	* After being captured by Sao Feng's men:
69	-->'''Jack:''' ''[pointing at Barbossa]'' He's the captain.\
70	'''Barbossa:''' ''[rolls his eyes]''
71	** Made funnier by the fact that they had been arguing about who was captain just days(?) before. And later, when they're brought back on the boat, Jack is hiding behind Barbossa.
72	* Sao Feng confronting Jack Sparrow:
73	-->'''Sao Feng:''' ''[venomously]'' You paid me great insult, once.\
74	'''Jack Sparrow:''' That doesn't sound like me.\
75	''[Sao Feng punches Jack. The entire Black Pearl crew winces in stereo.]''\
76	'''Jack Sparrow:''' ''[managing a grin as he puts his nose back into place]'' Shall we just call it square, then?
77	* "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
78	** Cue his crew, all bit players most of the time, slowly raising their hands, starting with Marty the short pirate, and Cotton, then Pintel and Ragetti slowly raise their hands. "I'm standin' over there wit' them."
79	*** Noticeably, Gibbs doesn't raise a hand.
80	*** Even funnier, Jack the monkey, whom Jack treated badly over the last film, also raises a paw.
81	* Jack's escape from the ''Endeavour'' to the ''Pearl'' with a rope tied to a cannon. For added funny, he sticks a tiny figurine of Beckett inside the cannon.
82	-->'''Beckett:''' You're ''mad''.\
83	'''Jack:''' Thank goodness for that, because if I wasn't this would probably never work. ''[fires the cannon, which pulls the rope hard enough to catapult him to the other ship]''
84	** Also, the hilarious OhCrap expression on Beckett's face as Jack lights the fuse, before Beckett promptly dives for cover as the cannon fires.
85	** And then after seeing him go sailing through the air, his crew members start looking for him in the water, only for Barbossa to do a hilarious DoubleTake when he sees Jack standing neatly on the ''Pearl'''s stern.
86	--->'''Jack:''' And that was without even a single drop of rum!
87	** Don't forget Beckett asking how long it'll take for them to be ready to pursue, and is answered by the cracking of the main mast as it falls over from the cannon blast. He doesn't even turn. And then the LampshadeHanging.
88	--->'''Lt. Groves:''' Do you think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?
89	* Jack's disgust when he sees Will using dead bodies to form a TrailOfBreadcrumbs, especially when he learns that this is the result of Will "thinking like Jack."
90	-->'''Jack:''' And ''this'' is what you arrived at? Lead Cutler Beckett to Shipwreck Cove as to gain his trust and accomplish your own ends? [[BlatantLies It's like you don't know me at all.]]
91	** He then ''breathes'' into Will's face, sending him over the edge with his stench alone. As Will grabs onto the last barrel, Jack shouts out to send his regards to Davy Jones.
92	-->'''Will:''' I ''hate'' him.
93	* Davy Jones' reaction after asking Norrington if he fears death and Norrington responds with stabbing him through the shoulder.
94	-->'''Jones:''' I take that as a "no". ''[removes sword]'' Nice sword. Hmm.
95	* After coming upon Shipwreck Island, which contains Shipwreck Cove, and the town of Shipwreck, Jack realizes how unimaginative pirates are at naming things.
96	-->'''Jack:''' I once sailed with a geezer what lost both his arms and part of his eye.\
97	'''Gibbs:''' And what did you call him?\
98	'''Jack:''' ...Larry.
99	* Referring to Tia Dalma:
100	-->'''Barbossa:''' ''(to Pintel and Ragetti)'' Take this fishwife to the brig.\
101	'''Pintel:''' Right this way, Mrs. Fish.
102	* The scene where Will, Beckett and Davy Jones are having that little tea party is amusing. Just think about it: A {{Cthulhumanoid}} pirate captain, a blacksmith-turned-pirate, and an evil lord having a nice and tranquil teatime while trying to betray and kill each other. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the MindScrew. It's such a surreal situation all by itself that it has its own comedic value.
103	** When Jones spitefully knocks Will's teacup out of his hand, Beckett watches as it falls and makes an expression that can be interpreted as either "Do you know how much that cost?" or "Great, now I got to clean that."
104	* The scene where the pirate lords arrive.
105	--->'''Barbossa:''' There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime.\
106	'''Jack:''' And I owe them all money.
107	* This little exchange as all the pirates at the meeting give up their "Pieces of Eight".
108	-->'''Pintel:''' Those aren't Pieces of Eight. They're just pieces of ''junk''.\
109	'''Gibbs:''' Aye. The original plan was to use nine Pieces of Eight to bind Calypso. But when the First Court met, the Brethren were, to a one, skint broke.\
110	'''Pintel:''' So change the name.\
111	'''Gibbs:''' To what, to [[LampshadeHanging "Nine Pieces of Whatever We Happened to Have in Our Pockets at the Time?"]] [[SarcasmMode Oh yes, that sounds very piratey.]]
112	* This exchange.
113	-->'''Elizabeth:''' Our location has been betrayed.\
114	'''Jocard:''' Who is this betrayer?\
115	'''Barbossa:''' Not likely any one among us.\
116	'''Elizabeth:''' Where's Will?\
117	'''Jack:''' ''Not'' among us.
118	* The Brethren Court fight scene.
119	-->'''Elizabeth:''' This is madness!\
120	'''Jack:''' This is politics.
121	** Sri Sumbajhee stands up and announces "And so, we shall go to war!"... in a high pitched voice.
122	** Before the fight, after hearing Barbossa's suggestion into freeing Calypso all of the pirate were in an uproar, angrily. One of the pirate lords suggest to shoot him while the other suggest to cut out his tongue. Jack's suggestions...
123	--->'''Jack:''' [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue!]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking And trim that scraggly beard.]]
124	** Barbossa's tries to call the Court (which is basically brawling) back to order with a warning shot. He jumps onto the table holding heavy chain shot so it dangles between his legs. Then the camera conveniently cuts to directly ''behind'' Barbossa's legs, basically representing... [[VisualInnuendo well, yeah.]]
125	** Jack's glorious rebuttal to Barbossa claiming Calypso will grant them boons in exchange for freeing her.
126	--->'''Jack:''' Whose boons? Your boons? Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I.
127	* Jack's incredibly long, detailed, and round-about way of debating during the Pirate Council:
128	-->'''Jack:''' Cuttlefish. Eh? Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friends the cuttlefish. Flipping glorious little sausages. Pen them up together, and they will devour each other without a second thought. Human nature, innit? Ooor... fish nature. So, yes... we could hole up here, well-provisioned and well-armed, and half of us would be dead within the month--which seems grim to me ''any'' way you slice it! Or, ahh, as my learned colleague so ''naïvely'' suggests, we can release Calypso, and we can pray that she will be merciful. I rather doubt it. Can we, in fact, pretend that she is anything other than a woman scorned, like which fury Hell hath no? We cannot. ''Res ipso loquitur, tabula in naufragio'', we are left with but one option. I agree with, and I cannot ''believe'' the words are coming out of me mouth... ''[groans]'' Captain Swann. We must fight.
129	** This exchange follows right after that speech.
130	--->'''Barbossa:''' You've always run away from a fight!\
131	'''Jack:''' Have not.\
132	'''Barbossa:''' You have so.\
133	'''Jack:''' Have not.\
134	'''Barbossa:''' You have so!\
135	'''Jack:''' Have not!\
136	'''Barbossa:''' You have so and you know it!\
137	'''Jack:''' Have not! Slander and calumny! I have only ever embraced that oldest and noblest of pirate traditions. I submit that here now, that is what we all must do. We must fight...to run away.
138	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCHrLK82WRc This video makes it even better and completely proves Barbossa's point.]] As a bonus moment, the camera focuses on the other pirates as Barbossa and Jack argue, as their heads turn back and forth for each comment, like the audience of a tennis match.
139	** The moment where Jack has reached Mistress Ching during his cuttlefish speech, her two bodyguards are slowly reaching for their weapons when he touches her shoulder.
140	* Everything about Captain Teague, starting from his introduction.
141	-->'''Aide:''' Sri Sumbhajee proclaims this all to be ''folly!'' Hang the Code! Who cares w--\
142	''[the aide is shot dead]''\
143	'''Teague:''' ''[quietly]'' The code is the law.\
144	''[The entire Brethren Court sit down, looking ''very'' nervous. Teague walks up behind Jack.]''\
145	'''Teague:''' You're in my way, boy.\
146	''[Jack nervously shuffles off to the side]''
147	* There's also the scene with the Brethren Court where they vote for their King. The rules say that you ''can'' vote for yourself, which always results in an ''n''-way tie and lots of fighting breaks out. It looks like that's bound to happen again, but Jack votes for Elizabeth, giving her the position on a simple plurality. The pirates of the Brethren Court are so used to flounting their own rules, that they're flabbergasted when they have to ''follow'' them.
148	-->'''Jack:''' Am I to understand that you lot will not be keeping to the code, then?\
149	''[Teague breaks a guitar string and bestows a DeathGlare on the entire Brethren Court--everyone goes silent]''
150	** Keep in mind, this was mere moments after Teague ''shot'' Sri Sumbhajee's aide [[ShootTheMessenger for suggesting they should set the Code aside]].
151	** When everyone starts protesting against Jack's vote for Elizabeth, Gentleman Jocard rapidly bursts out "Vote for me. Vote for me." while pointing at himself.
152	** Also the entire fact that Creator/JohnnyDepp had said he used Music/KeithRichards as inspiration for the character of Jack Sparrow, having him play Teague was the icing on the cake.
153	* One that you won't notice unless you watch closely: when the meeting is over, Ragetti, who collected the Pieces of Eight, attempts to hide the plate of them under his jacket as he leaves.
154	* Confirming that Teague is Jack's father, Jack asks, "How's Mum?" Teague pulls out a shrunken head.
155	-->'''Jack Sparrow''': [[SarcasmMode She looks great.]]
156	* A blink-and-you'll-miss-it one, but the Parlay just before the final battle has the two sides meet on a sandbar. This includes Davy Jones, who can't set foot on land, so he has to stand in a bucket of water with several smaller buckets leading back to the water.
157	** The scene plays out like this, panning across three character: first Will, who has a relaxed stance and is leaning to one side; then Beckett, who's standing perfectly upright like the military man he is; and then Jones in a bucket of seawater.
158	* This exchange:
159	-->'''Davy Jones:''' '''DO YA FEAAAAAAAR DEATH!?'''\
160	'''Jack Sparrow:''' You have ''no'' idea.
161	* Maelstrom! Elizabeth's immediate reaction? "Captain Barbossa! We need you at the helm!" Crosses over into Heartwarming when you contrast it with her reaction to the waterfall earlier.
162	** What really makes it is Barbossa's response.
163	--->'''Barbossa:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Aye, that be true.
164	* Also the wedding.
165	--->''[in the middle of the massive battle]''\
166	'''Will:''' Elizabeth! Will you marry me?\
167	'''Elizabeth:''' ''[parries sword]'' I don't think ''now'' is the best time!
168	** Then, when Will tells Elizabeth he wants her and asks her what she wants, she says "Barbossa!" and Will just looks terribly confused.
169	--->'''Elizabeth:''' Barbossa! Marry us!\
170	'''Barbossa:''' I'M A LITTLE ''BUSY'' AT THE MOMENT!
171	** However, he is persuaded:
172	--->'''Barbossa:''' Fine then! (Summoning up his best attempt at being a "kind-hearted" preacher) Dearly beloved, we be gathered here today-- ''[gets attacked and starts kicking ass]'' --TO NAIL YER GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YE POXY CUR!
173	** Followed immediately by...
174	--->'''Barbossa:''' ''[is too busy kicking ass for the 'I do's]''\
175	'''Will:''' Do you, Elizabeth Swann, take me to be your husband?\
176	'''Elizabeth:''' [''cheerily''] I do!\
177	'''Will:''' [''with a relieved face''] Great!\
178	''[interrupted by a Dutchman crewman ''banzai''-charging into them]''\
179	'''Elizabeth:''' Will Turner, do you take me... ''[sword]'' to be your wife...\
180	''[they switch dueling partners twice]''\
181	'''Elizabeth:''' ... in sickness and in health... ''[sword]'' ... with health being the less... likely? ''[they double-kill a mook before going back to more sword-fighting]''\
182	'''Will:''' I do! \
183	''[Elizabeth grins as Barbossa kills an EITC marine upside down]''\
184	'''Barbossa:''' AS CAPTAIN, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU... ''[slams an EITC marine into the wheel]''\
185	''Will and Elizabeth are still fighting of Dutchman crewmen''\
186	'''Barbossa:''' ''[shoots another EITC marine while laughing]'' YOU MAY KISS-- \
187	''[Will and Elizabeth are about to, but are attacked]'' \
188	'''Barbossa:''' YOU MAY KISS-- \
189	''[they fight off the attacker but accidentally cross swords]''\
190	'''Barbossa:''' ''(decides that saying "You may kiss the bride" is too long)''...'''JUST KISS!'''\
191	''[Will and Elizabeth finally do it, with the love theme playing in the background as the camera slowly pans around them with all the chaos in the background]''
192	** And immediately after, Pintel, Ragetti, and Jack the Monkey lift a hatch to witness the magic moment, savoring it a bit... before the two (disgusted) pirates load the poor monkey as ammo.
193	** Made all the more hillarious as Will and Elizabeth's officiator" was ''quite literally'' out for their blood [[Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl just two movies ago.]]
194	* This hilarious bit from Jack as he fights Davy Jones to hang onto the Dead Man's Chest.
195	-->'''Davy Jones:''' You cannot do nothing without the key! \
196	'''Jack Sparrow:''' I already have the key! \
197	'''Davy Jones:''' (''{{beat}}, Jones looks bewildered for a moment'') No, you don't! (''holds the key up from his beard and laugh'') \
198	'''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh, that key! ''(''parries Jones' attack and slices the key out of his beard'')
199	** FridgeBrilliance would suggest that either Jack was trying to bluff and ran with it when it backfired (note Jones' momentary look of concern as if wondering whether Jack really ''had'' stolen the key at some point without him noticing - after all, it's not the first time), or he was trying to get Jones to slip and reveal where it was, as he did. Or maybe both--GuileHero, everyone.
200	* Jack is swinging around the ''Pearl'' and the ''Dutchman'' on a rope, then comes face-to-face with one of Jones' crew. He looks at the guy's belt, noticing something.
201	-->'''Jack:''' Oy! ''[grabs pistol out of guy's belt]'' My pistol! ''[hits guy over the head]''
202	* During their fight, Jack is trying to avoid Davy Jones by running around a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capstan_%28nautical%29 capstan]]. Jones suddenly gets a look on his face of "''Wait, what am I doing...''" as he realizes he ForgotAboutHisPowers, and proceeds to force himself ''[[IntangibleMan through]]'' the capstan. Jack's response? Spin it around while Jones flails in confusion! Unfortunately, when it stops spinning... Jones is face-to-face with Jack. Whoops.
203	** Jack's [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream of terror]] when a roaring Jones steps towards him [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Oo7VlZPaK4 is the icing on that particular cake.]]
204	** Taken up to eleven in a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi7WHdjJVto deleted scene]]. Jack spins Jones 180 degrees at first. Jones snarls, whips around, and continues towards him; Jack spins him ''again'' and the scene continues as above.
205	* When Jones rounds on Elizabeth, Will retaliates by running him clean through with his sword, right where his heart would be. Jones screams in apparent agony, then laughs it off due to the whole heart-outside-his-body thing and bends the sword with his crab claw, leaving it stuck inside him while Will tries fruitlessly to pull it out. And Jones lets him try for a couple seconds before attacking him.
206	* Later on in the film, Jack and Barbossa actually switch opinions; Jack insists on fighting while Barbossa is in full support of running away and surviving. The conversation goes like this:
207	--> '''Jack:''' Close haul her. Luff the sails and lay her in irons!
208	--> '''Barbossa:''' Belay that, or we’ll be a sitting duck!
209	--> '''Jack:''' Belay that 'belay that.'
210	--> '''Gibbs:''' But captain -
211	--> '''Jack:''' Belay!
212	--> '''Gibbs:''' The armada -
213	--> '''Jack:''' Belay!
214	--> '''Gibbs:''' The Endeavour -
215	--> '''Jack:''' Stow!
216	--> '''Gibbs:''' But we -
217	--> '''Jack:''' Shut it! ''[Gibbs shuts up]''
218	* Murtogg and Mullroy turning up after the final battle on the Pearl, disguised as pirates and spouting off clichéd pirate phrases. Pintel and Ragetti take one look at them, decide "What the hell," and go along with it.
219	* The AntiClimax with Gibbs having lost the ''Black Pearl'', as Scarlet and Giselle snipe at each other.
220	-->'''Jack:''' Ladies, will you please shut it! Listen to me. ''[to Giselle]'' Yes, I lied to you. ''[to Scarlett]'' No, I don't love you. ''[to Giselle]'' Of course it makes you look fat. ''[to Scarlett]'' I've never been to Brussels. ''[to Giselle]'' It is pronounced "egregious". ''[to Scarlett]'' By the way, no. I've never actually met Pizarro, but I love his pies. ''[to both]'' And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that '''''MY SHIP IS ONCE AGAIN GONE!!!''''' Savvy?\
221	''[Giselle slaps Jack, Scarlett slaps Jack, Jack slaps Gibbs. Gibbs looks pissed for a moment, then sighs and shrugs as if to say, "Yeah, I deserved that."]''
222	** Gibbs then walks off with Scarlet and Giselle: "Tell me, ladies, what do you know of sea turtles?"
223	* Barbossa is telling his somewhat aggrieved crew that there is more than one way to gain immortality. He pulls out the rolled map leading to the Fountain of Youth, and unrolls it to find a large circular hole cut in the middle, where the important part of the map used to be. And the voice of him uttering just one word is nailin' it down.
224	-->'''Barbossa:''' ''[{{beat}}]'' Sparrow...
225	* The ''Black Pearl'' is gone, Jack's only ship is a dinghy, and he's got a map leading to the Fountain of Youth. He pulls out his compass that points to whatever he wants most, and it points behind him and to his right... so he picks up the bottle of rum behind him and pulls the cork. ''Then'' it points him to the fountain.
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227	!!Deleted Scenes
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229	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaRMy6TLkQE Deleted Scene from AWE]]. Barbossa and Jack are fighting (like children) over who gets to steer the ship. They even go so far as to wrestle over the wheel. Even more so when it's revealed that they've split captaincy of the ship between them...by ''sides''.
230	** [[GroinAttack Best part is how Jack wins.]]
231	* In another At World's End scene, Jack and Beckett having a discussion, during which Beckett pours them both a drink... only for Jack to take both glasses. When Beckett pours himself another glass, Jack [[RunningGag grabs it as well]]. At the end, Beckett goes to pour himself a ''third drink''... only to pause when Jack is poised to snatch it ''[[RuleOfThree again]]''.

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