Line #14 Funny/PainAndGain

Context Funny / PainAndGain

Go To


1	* "Snatch that cabbage patch!"
2	** "I'm going to headbutt you and knock you out, okay?"
3	* "When I get to Heaven, I'm gonna tell ''Jesus'' what you did!"
4	* "He's having Shabbat!"
5	* "I thought your friend stored athletic equipment here. Because I am looking at a lot of homo stuff right now,"
6	* "He should be ejected from thith fathility!"
7	* "Don't eyeball me, boy. I see your mother driving up and down the street looking at me. I'll be your stepfather by the weekend."
8	* "What do we do now?" "Star Sixty-Nine him!" "...You want me to have sex with him?" "Press the star key, press the six, and PRESS THE NINE!"
9	* Paul giving Griga's dog his severed toe.
10	** Also Paul barbecuing the severed hands outside on the grill and cheerfully waving to a woman while the graphic "this is still a true story" appears onscreen.
11	*** That one's even funnier if you recognize the ActorAllusion. Wonder if they could smell what the Rock was cooking?
12	* Paul convincing the store owner that he worked with ''Stryper''
13	-->'''Daniel''': And people say Christian rock sucks.
14	-->''beat''
15	-->'''Store Owner''': [[SeriousBusiness Who says that?]]
16	-->'''Paul''': Yeah, who?
17	-->'''Daniel''': [[OhCrap Uh...]] Assholes, that's who!
18	* Lugo and Doorbal trying to return a chainsaw to Home Depot after it gets caught in one of the victims hair. And yes, this DID happen in real life.
19	* As the verdicts for the four are being read out at the end of the film, Lugo's reads "SENTENCED TO DEATH (PLUS THIRTY DAYS FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE TO A GUARD)"
20	* Paul, after knocking out Victor when he tried to escape, gave this gem:
21	--> '''Paul:''' Why'd you make me do that to you, Victor? I have responsibilities! Jesus Christ himself has blessed me with many gifts! [[CrossesTheLineTwice One of them is knocking someone the fuck out!]]
22	* (Grabs axe) "I'm going old school."
23	* "Baby booties? Asshole!"
24	* Doorbal's wife chewing him out about his small penis in court.
25	** "That lady's a whore. Yeah you, you fucking bitch."
26	* There's something about the way Creator/EdHarris plays Ed Du Bois that will make you chuckle: a man looking to enjoy impending retirement is being dragged into a case where he is the ''OnlySaneMan'' in perhaps the most literal example of this trope. That, and a DeadpanSnarker.

Context Funny / PainAndGain