Line #23 Funny/OrphanBlack


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3	!!Season 1
4	* "Sorry. I wanted to float that whole clone thing a lot softer."
5	* Sarah pretending to be Katja.
6	** Her explanation for why her room was trasheld? "Rock und roll". Complete with horns gesture.
7	** The change in attitude of the hotel staff after she's paid for the damage.
8	* Felix's face when Sarah and Paul nearly have sex in front of him (unknowingly to Paul) is hilarious.
9	* Felix's adventures in babysitting is probably the best thing ever.
10	--> '''Felix:''' Does your dad have a drinks trolley?\
11	'''Gemma Hendrix:''' What's that?\
12	'''Felix:''' Don't worry, I'll find it...
13	** Then:
14	--> '''Felix:''' Do you want to dress up as a girl?\
15	'''Oscar Hendrix:''' No.\
16	'''Felix:''' Well, I'm out of ideas.\
17	'''Gemma Hendrix:''' I'll dress up as a boy!\
18	'''Felix:''' ...We can work with that!
19	** And when Alison and Sarah come back:
20	--> '''Gemma and Oscar:''' We're crossdressers!\
21	'''Felix:''' My work here is done. Adios, [[WholesomeCrossdresser dragsters]]!
22	* For all that Felix insists suburbia makes him feel twitchy and judged, he seems to be very popular in Alison's social circle.
23	* After impersonating Alison and interrogating Donnie, Sarah tells a sad, drunk Alison that Donnie can't be her monitor. Alison responds with this:
24	-->'''Alison:''' So he's just Donnie? Eating, farting, Donnie?
25	* Felix helping Alison get into character for impersonating Sarah.
26	-->'''Felix:''' starts cutting up one of Alison's shirts\
27	'''Alison:''' alarmed Hey - ''hey''!\
28	'''Felix:''' It's not 'hey'! You're a punk now.\
29	'''Alison:''' looks puzzled for a second Oi!
30	* After Sarah has shown the killer's knife to Cosima:
31	-->'''Cosima:''' Hey, you didn't show this to Alison, by any chance, did you?\
32	'''Sarah:''' Are you joking? She'd crap her Lululemons.
33	* When Alison is drafted to stand in for Sarah, her first attempts at an English accent are...let's say somewhat lacking:
34	-->'''Alison:''' ''[bad Cockney accent]'' [[Film/MyFairLady "The ryne in Spyne styes mynely on the plyne."]]\
35	'''Felix:''' ''[appalled]'' Okay...Eliza. Holy ''shit,'' we need to pull a full-reverse [[Creator/GeorgeBernardShaw Pygmalion]] here.
36	* When Kira tests Alison pretending to be Sarah:
37	--> '''Kira''': If you're my mother, then what do you call me?\
38	'''Alison''': (confidently) Monkey.\
39	'''Kira''': What else?\
40	'''Alison''': (less so) Monkey...bum...face?
41	* Alison trying to move her unconscious husband down the stairs. Let's just say it's a painful trip.
42	** For that matter, her making a drunken pass at Paul.
43	** Alison left her husband bound and gagged in the laundry room; at the party later on, when someone asks her where her husband is, she replies that he is "tied up".
44	** Alison slapping her husband while screaming [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "BIG! BOOB! BLOWIES!"]].
45	*** THE BEST is that she's using arts and crafts to torture him. A hot glue gun, a row of color-coded scissors, and when she drops glue she shies away from his yelling--all scared and surprised:
46	--> '''Donnie:''' Or what...you're gonna glue sequins on me?
47	* Cosima's [[DistractedByTheSexy double-take]] when she first sees Delphine is not at all subtle.
48	** Sarah's argument for why Cosima should avoid pursuing a friendship with the gorgeous, sexy, smart French exchange student is [[ComicallyMissingThePoint not terribly effective]], given what happened with Paul.
49	--> '''Sarah:''' I got involved with my monitor, and look where that got me.\
50	'''Cosima:''' Yeah, into bed with him!
51	** The end of their conversation, in which Sarah and Cosima each hang up, [[ISayWhatISay mutter "bitch" to themselves, and toss their phones aside in exactly the same way]].
52	** Not to mention Cosima's reaction when she finds out that Sarah impersonated Beth and slept with Paul.
53	--> '''Cosima (while stoned):''' ''[beat]'' That's ''complex.''
54	* When Sarah finds out that Cosima went to Leekie's lecture with Delphine, Cosima's response is very much that of the bratty younger(ish) sister.
55	--> '''Sarah''': Cosima, you agreed to stay away from Delphine.
56	--> '''Cosima''': No I didn't, [[ExactWords you just told me to]].
57	* Felix in the club from his reaction to the freaky Leekies to "Oh there's an ism" when he's first told about Neolution.
58	* For all her danger and psychosis, Helena turns [[Recap/OrphanBlackS01E07PartsDevelopedinanUnusualManner episode 1.07]] into her personal SugarWiki/{{Funny Moment\|s}}:
59	** [[http://www.bbcamerica.com/orphan-black/videos/clone-luncheon/ The entire diner scene.]] Let me repeat: [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THE. ENTIRE. DINER. SCENE.]]
60	** Followed by sneaking into Paul's apartment. Raiding the fridge. Sniffing the clean clothes. Bouncing on the bed. Having an imaginary conversation with a snapshot of Paul. Then having a real conversation with Sarah that includes her baaaaaa-ing like a sheep. [[StealthPun Made even funnier]] when you remember that [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_(sheep) Dolly, the world's first successfully cloned mammal]], was...a sheep.
61	* Alison's sex scene with Aynsley's husband Chad is hilariously awkward. While they're getting it on in the back of his car, a woman and her children walk past, notice what's going on, and scurry away scandalized.
62	* Alison singing Meredith Brooks' "Bitch" at the top of her lungs - really, all of her rebel phase is pretty hilarious.
63	* Alison showing up at Felix's door drunk.
64	-->'''Alison''' (meekly): Bad things have happened to me...
65	* Sarah comforting Alison after her breakdown and her attack on Aynesley.
66	--> '''Sarah:''' Did you kick her ass?\
67	'''Alison:''' ::sniffles:: Yeah, yeah I guess I did.
68	* Sarah prodding Felix with her foot while he's trying to read is hilariously {{Adorkable}}.
69	* Alison cleaning Felix's place and his reaction to it.
70	* When confronted with an intervention, Alison goes to swallow some pills. Felix grabs her hand and [[BaitAndSwitch asks for some too.]]
71	--> '''Felix''': Sharesies?
72	** Even better is her introducing him to the intervention group.
73	-->'''Alison''': This is Felix.\
74	'''Felix''': Gay friend.\
75	'''Alison''': Acting coach.\
76	'''Pastor''': Oh, [[NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat that's alright here]].\
77	'''Felix''': Which one?
78	* The expression on Felix's face when Alison says she'll only talk to him when she's holed up in the bathroom is priceless.
79	* From the first season finale: UP YOURS, PROCLONE
80	* Felix's confrontation with Delphine when she first shows up. He gives her an extremely judgmental once-over (blonde, curly-haired, gorgeous French scientist wearing a white tank-top) and sums it all up with a wonderfully catty:
81	--> "Well. ''Now'' I get it."
82	** He then turns around and shouts at Cosima, on the other side of the apartment:
83	---> "IT'S DELPHINE! ...She's got ''baggage!''"
84
85	!!Season 2
86
87	* The rehearsal for the musical Alison's in.
88	* Alison sending Felix a gun hidden in ''a bouquet of flowers.''
89	--> '''Felix''': Well, those are so Alison.
90	* Sarah sends a body double to fool the Neolutionists, who gives them this message: She says "Up yours".
91	* Sarah dresses as Cosima to bypass the Neolutionists, only to be greeted and kissed by Delphine. Her face is just priceless.
92	* FunnyBackgroundEvent: When a bleeding Helena staggers into the hospital, she passes a sign pointing the way to "Genetics."
93	* Donnie's hilariously bad spying on Alison; Leekie's visible frustration at his incompetence is hysterical.
94	* Felix accidentally stepping in a cow pie and complaining about wanting to get back to civilization.
95	* Cosima and Delphine sneaking into Leekie's lab like a couple of naughty schoolgirls? Adorable. Cosima ''imitating'' Leekie? GOLD.
96	--> ''"I'm gonna put an electric eel in one of these tubes. He'll be like, [[https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n513u5X6u01sjdw3ro1.mp3 'Great Scott, I've created life itself!]]'"'''
97	* While they watch Jennifer's video diaries, which are clearly upsetting Cosima, Delphine (jokingly) suggests that Cosima stops learning things.
98	--> '''Delphine''': You know, we are telling you everything now, but if you can't handle it...
99	--> '''Cosima''': I can handle it; don't be a bitch.
100	--> '''Delphine''': ''(grins)'' That's what I thought.
101	* Although unbeknownst to the others, Delphine and Cosima are holed up in the lab attempting to find a cure for Cosima's illness, Felix attributes Cosima's lack of communication to her and Delphine being caught up in a "transgressive lesbian geek-spiral".
102	* Helena in Fee's loft, snarling at him like a cat.
103	** Fee sending her off to the shower: "Just don't kill my rubber duckie."
104	** When Fee brings Helena to Art's apartment for safekeeping:
105	--> '''Felix:''' Look, Helena, he wants to help you and Sarah.\
106	'''Helena:''' [[StealthPun He lies down with pigs.]] [makes oinking sounds]\
107	'''Felix:''' Aaaaand that's my cue to leave...
108	* After a PetTheDog moment to help Cosima, Cosima by way of Sarah [[ItMakesSenseInContext invites Dr. Leekie to have a beer]]. GilliganCut to Leekie morosely sipping a glass of wine, obviously unenamored with the chosen location.
109	* Helena, sitting alone in a bar, shuts down an obnoxious redneck by viciously twisting his finger.
110	--> '''Redneck:''' ''[screams in pain] YOU BROKE MY FINGER!''\
111	'''Helena:''' [[WalkItOff Don't be baby, I only sprain.]] [[BadassBoast Next one I break.]]
112	** Followed by her taunting tongue-wag when a KnightInShiningArmor convinces said redneck to take a hike.
113	* Everything about Helena clumsily singing a rather off-key rendition of "Sugar Sugar" in the car with Sarah. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQk7FePdMVI It has to be seen to be believed]]. Doubles as a SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming Moment\|s}}.
114	* Helena in a tent with Sarah, plus a full can of baked beans, equals [[ToiletHumour a massive fart]] worthy of Film/BlazingSaddles. Followed by [[ProperLady her trademark "Excuse me."]] Even Sarah is more amused than grossed out.
115	* Felix drugs Vic's tea, causing him to fall face first into a table covered in glittery arts and crafts supplies. Felix, Sarah, and Alison spend the rest of the episode trying to hide his unconscious body.
116	--> '''Felix:''' It looks like he was molested by elves.
117	* Sarah (pretending to be Alison) doing a role playing exercise with Donnie for Family Day at the rehab center. Things get confusing very quickly.
118	* When Cal says that Sarah and Kyra are going to drown in whatever Sarah's involved in, Kyra rolls her eyes at him, like, duh, that's her Aunt Cosima, of course she'll yank out a tooth for her, don't be ridiculous.
119	* The sheer BlackComedy of Donnie slamming his gun on the steering wheel in emphasis and [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace accidentally shooting Leekie in the head.]] Especially with the SoundtrackDissonance.
120	* Vic struggling not to react and maintain his composure after Alison admits that she murdered Aynsley. Alison [[CrossesTheLineTwice handmaking a pair of gloves for him with one finger missing]] doesn't help.
121	* Donnie apologizes to Alison for spying on her, lying to her, and [[ObnoxiousInLaws hating her mother]]. Alison responds by saying that everyone hates her mother, as if it's the most obvious fact in the world.
122	** Extra funny from Alison: Donnie just freaking ''killed'' a guy, and Alison's more worried about the mess in the trunk. Sure, it's probably an evidence thing too, but Alison's just so casual and prissy about it.
123	* In the next episode, Donnie confronts Angela and Vic spying on him and Alison. After he threatens them, he takes a picture of the two as proof, and Vic can't help but flash a peace sign as the photo is taken.
124	* Alison and Donnie's domestic bickering while disposing of Leekie's corpse makes for some really great BlackComedy, especially when Donnie complains about how gross it is and comments that Alison is better at handling manslaughter than he is. Then there's Alison wrapping the body in a girly plastic tablecloth and bright pink tape.
125	--> '''Alison''': At least I had the good sense to leave mine where she dropped.
126	--> '''Donnie''': [[InsultBackfire HE WAS IN MY CAR!]]
127	* The Clone Club Dance Party in the second season finale. Also counts as a [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments sweet]] moment as well because of the sisters and Felix dancing together.
128	** Also a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome for the production team.
129	* Art gets Helena back in his apartment, and he and Felix question her about the ranch she burned down in the previous episode. Felix and Helena's exchange comes off like a disappointed parent lecturing their kid.
130	-->'''Felix:''' Helena. Did you burn down the fish people's ranch?\
131	'''Helena ([[{{Adorkable}} grinning]]):''' Noooo...
132
133	!!Season 3
134	* The very first scene of the premier, a fantasy sequence for Helena. A backyard baby shower, with the sisters, Kira, and Felix. Includes Felix grilling ox-liver ("it's our sister's favorite"), Cosima being "way better thanks to science", and "Wouldn't It Be Nice" in 'Russian'.
135	* While preparing to disguise herself as Rachel, Sarah dismisses Delphine from the room so she can change. It's blink-and-you'll-miss-it, but Delphine just barely holds back a smirk, clearly stopping herself from pointing out that she used to have sex with Sarah's ''clone.''
136	* Sarah takes off her leather jacket in preparation for disguising herself as Rachel. Instead of putting it on any of the numerous places in the room she could use, she tosses it at Delphine, presumably to annoy her. And Delphine - the ''head of Dyad'' - just catches it without comment and takes it with her when she leaves the room.
137	* Delphine walking in on Sarah strangling Ferdinand, weirdly enough. Its so incredibly awkward to see cold, intimidating Ferdinand in that position, and even more awkward explaining how he got like that: he was hoping for some kinky sex with Rachel.
138	* Allison taking over Ramon's drug business. It's like if ''Series/BreakingBad'' was about Marie.
139	* The military guys are giving Helena a test involving making two statements and asking if a third statement is a valid conclusion. [[BigEater They make the mistake of using an example involving food.]]
140	-->'''Tester:''' All mangos are golden. Nothing golden is cheap. Conclusion... ''[he finishes and prompts Helena for a response as Pupok speaks]''\
141	'''Pupok:''' Did he say mangos? We like mangos. Where are these mangos?\
142	'''Helena:''' Where are these mangos?\
143	'''Tester:''' Do I have to explain the exercise again?\
144	'''Helena:''' I would like to see these mangos.\
145	---\
146	'''Pupok:''' Keep provoking them, we'll never get any mangos.\
147	'''Helena:''' Silence, insect!
148	* Gracie getting drunk for the first time and learning to dance from Felix and Mrs. S. She's so enthusiastic and awkward, its {{adorkable}}.
149	* Allison and Donnie celebrating their newfound success [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ura2PkfotTs by playing out a low rent rap video]], jumping on the bed, twerking, and slapping each other with pillows in their underwear and a shower of cash, in slow motion. And of course one of their kids walks in...
150	* A behind-the-scenes featurette that aired during "Certain Agony of the Battlefield" had the cast discussing the scorpion that plays Pupok as if he's a prima donna.
151	* We finally get to see Cosima impersonate a clone and it's...Alison. It goes as well as one would expect. Cosima's no Sarah when it comes to acting, bumbling about which is a given seeing as she [[BlindWithoutEm cannot see a thing without her glasses]], at one point calls someone 'dude' and spends a photo-op being coached by Felix while grinning with her eyes glancing in random directions. Then when Alison is unavailable, she has to deliver the speech in which she ''proclaims'' that she is a lesbian only to stumble into saying she's a supporter of LGBTQ rights. The reason she was even there in the first place? She needs Alison's ''pee''.
152	** When Alison introduces her mother to Cosima and tells her she's her clone, her mother refuses to believe her because "that girl was ''mulatto''!" (she was confused by Cosima's hairstyle).
153	* Scott and Rachel:
154	** As a cover to work together on the book code, Rachel asks Scott to teach her to play Agricola. Once they're alone, Rachel barely puts up with learning the game, and only because they do need the cover.
155	** When Scott hands Rachel a pencil, she glares at it, then him.
156	* Felix does some spy work. He sneaks through Krystal's purse in order to find her wallet, and promptly finds a vibrator.
157	-->'''Sarah:''' Did you find something?\
158	'''Felix:''' [[TooMuchInformation ...far too much, actually.]]
159	* "Insolvent Phantom of Tomorrow" gifts us with Helena-as-Alison.
160	-->'''Donnie:''' ''(stuttering)'' Alison-- honey-- I said... to wait in the car.\
161	'''Helena:''' You were taking long time. I... came to... check out... husband. ''([[PaperThinDisguise makes motion faintly resembling comforting caress to Donnie]])''\
162	'''Bounder:''' [[PullTheThread What's up with your voice?]]\
163	'''Helena:''' ''(a half-assed "dainty" cough)'' I have a cold.\
164	'''Donnie:''' Yeah, yeah! It's--it's one of those really bad ones that messes with your... [[YouNoTakeCandle syntax]]...
165	* Felix's shock at his successfully kicking down a door. "Holy shit, it worked!"
166	* Krystal accidentally hitting Delphine square in the face after waking up from her medically-induced coma.
167	** Not only is the fact that Krystal hits Delphine so hard that Delphine is literally knocked off her feet so surprising you can't help but laugh, but her voice when she yells, "Why do weird things keep happening to me?" is absolutely hilarious.
168	* Ferdinand's extremely chipper HeelFaceTurn in the season finale. He sounds merely mildly annoyed as he [[BatterUp beats his associate to death with a baseball bat]].
169	** Ferdinand also happily takes Mrs. S's plan to dispose of her mother's body by dunking it in an acid bath to cleanup his partner's body.
170	--->'''Ferdinand:''' ''(to Sarah)'' You might want to push off now, this is, uh...not going to be pleasant. ''(Dying man groans)'' Oh, stop whining!
171	* Felix getting annoyed by Cosima and Scott prattling on about advanced science during the dinner party.
172	-->'''Felix''': Donnie, you're a civilian. Would you please say something understandable?\
173	'''Donnie''': The freakin' beef is the bomb!\
174	'''Felix''': Thank you.
175
176	!!Season 4
177	* Helena has a hard time keeping her cover as Alison while getting her ultrasound, and says she changed her hair because Alison's actual style is ugly.
178	* Alison upset about Donnie enjoying being with Helena.
179	-->'''Alison''': She eats frozen bread and she's murdered people.\
180	'''Donnie''': Well...so have we. \
181	'''Alison''': That's different. Helena's trained to kill people. We're manslaughterers.
182	* Alison and Donnie confessing to Cosima that Donnie had killed Leekie.
183	* The whole IVF clinic scene, between Donnie "[[CampGay mincing]]," as Felix calls him out on it, and Alison and Donnie's phone sex scene, which...let's transcribe it here, for everyone's sake:
184	-->'''Donnie''': I'm in this little room all by myself and I need to... y'know...\
185	'''Alison''': (''mumbling embarassedly, despite being alone in a car in a closed parking lot'') ...masturbate?\
186	'''Donnie''': Well, I think I could use a little...(''starts whispering'') [[SexyStewardess Air]] [[EverythingSoundsSexierInFrench Italia]] to help me along...\
187	'''Alison''': Donnie, I'm in a public place!\
188	'''Donnie''': I know, but you asked me what I need, and, um... that's what I ''need'', Miss Hendrix.\
189	(''Cue [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW0W7j04iRQ#t=28 the sexy music.]]'')\
190	'''Alison''': (''sighs'') [[FunetikAksent Sir, you 'ave to put on your set belt.]]\
191	'''Donnie''': Hold on, hold on, uh... (''puts Alison on speaker phone, takes off pants'') ''Sì'', I know, but, um, well, I'm having a little trouble doing up the buckle. Take a look.\
192	'''Alison''': ''Sììììììììì''... ooh, it's so... ''grande''... ''molto duro''...\
193	'''Donnie''': Very ''duro''...\
194	'''Alison''': You best, eh, come with me to the ''lavatore''...\
195	'''Donnie''': Please, take me to the ''lavatore''!\
196	'''Alison''': Is that your Leaning Tower? (''starts grabbing the drive shaft suggestively'') It's not leaning any more...\
197	'''Donnie''': I've got ''two'' spicy meatballs for you, babe.\
198	'''Alison''': (''enthusiastically'') So spicy! Ooh! (''honks horn'')\
199	'''Donnie''': Oh, and it's so ''tight''!... in this... airplane lavatory!\
200	'''Alison''': I'm arriving! I'm landing!\
201	'''Donnie''': ...oh, no... (''realizing that all this is supposed to go in a cup, frantically undoes the packaging and rips it open and [[TheImmodestOrgasm screams]]'')\
202	(''[[TwistedEchoCut cut to Cosima and Scott extracting something from white pus]]'')
203	* Everything dealing with Felix and Art dealing with Krystal.
204	** Felix arrives at Art dressed as Sherlock Holmes, much to Art's chagrin.
205	-->'''Art''': What the hell are you wearing?\
206	'''Felix''': What? International intrigue lacks flair.
207	** Upon seeing Felix, Krystal recognizes him immediately from their last encounter:
208	-->'''Krystal''': Oh my God! You're that guy who stole my wallet right before I was kidnapped!\
209	(''beat'')\
210	'''Felix''': (''suddenly remembers'') Oh, yeah.
211	** Followed immediately by this gem of an exchange:
212	-->'''Art''': Well, Krystal, this is, um... Inspector Dawkins. From The Yard.\
213	'''Krystal''': What yard?\
214	'''Art''': UsefulNotes/ScotlandYard?\
215	'''Felix''': Yes.\
216	'''Krystal''': Oh.\
217	'''Art''': He's a cop. From London.\
218	'''Krystal''': (''[[TheDitz confused]]'') You said Scotland.\
219	'''Felix''': Okay, that's... as far as that's gonna go.
220	** Felix then approaches her calmly and encouragingly, and is rewarded with Krystal reflexively macing him in the face. Then she steps forward to help and gets caught in it, too.
221	* Adele complaining about the wild situation.
222	-->'''Felix''': Adele, you're making us sound like we're the mob.\
223	'''Adele''': So am I reading this wrong or something?\
224	'''Felix''': Well, you did just mix mood stabilizers with gin, darling.\
225	'''Adele''': That's brunch.
226	* The claim to Adele that Alison is Sarah's twin sister really starts to fall apart when Helena shows up.
227	--> '''Adele''': So it's triplets now, huh?
228	--> '''Felix''': [[BlatantLies Yeah!]]
229	--> '''Adele''': [[SarcasmMode From different regions. From the same stomach. Countries in there? Different countries?]]
230	* Felix's sister trying to intimidate Helena. It works about as well as you'd expect.
231	-->'''Adele''': Did you just step up to me, little triplet?\
232	'''Helena''': snarls\
233	'''Adele''' (jumps back): ''Jesus!''
234	* Ira finds Rachel in a "compromising" position with Ferdinand.
235	--> '''Ira''': He has his socks on.
236	* Krystal's reaction upon meeting Sarah and finding out she's a clone? Utter disbelief as "this girl looks nothing like me."
237	-->'''Krystal''': Even if you could drag a comb through that hair she's like a seven on a good day and I've been told I'm a ten.\
238	'''Sarah''': Seven?\
239	'''Felix''': She has a point about your hair.
240	* The gang just staring in utter disbelief as Krystal's incredible understanding of the situation:
241	-->'''Krystal''': This is about human experiments and two factions fighting to control them.\
242	(''long {{beat}}.'')\
243	'''Art''': ...shit, that's right.\
244	'''Felix''': Oh.\
245	'''Krystal''': Right? So we have Estée Lauder, okay? And we have this Swedish company called Neolution.\
246	'''Felix''': ...It's crazy how right you are.\
247	'''Krystal''': Thank you.
248	* Sarah disguises herself as Krystal to lure Van Lier into an alley, where Siobhan pushes him into an [=SUV=] at gunpoint.
249	--> '''Van Lier''': ''(to Sarah-as-Krystal)'' Miss Goderitch, whatever you think you're doing, this is a mistake.
250	--> '''Sarah''': ''(in her normal voice)'' Cut the shit, alright?
251	--> '''Van Lier''': ''(resigned)'' Oh.
252
253	!!Season 5
254	* Charlotte awkwardly sitting off to the side as Cosima and Delphine have their first real, conscious conversation in months.
255	* The flashback to how Cosima and Alison met...while Alison was high on mushrooms. Thus, she sees Cosima yelling and waving hands with weird music in the background.
256	* Donnie does some highland dancing....while high off medication so he collapses...and shows the audience he clearly is not wearing underwear.
257	-->'''Felix''': The weirdest people always [[GagPenis get one]].
258	* Alison does an epic TheReasonYouSuckSpeech at the audience mocking Donnie.
259	-->'''Alison''': I am part of a sisterhood bigger than you can ever know!\
260	'''Felix''': And thank God, you never will.
261	** He then shuts the curtains. [[FailedAttemptAtDrama With an unconscious Donnie still mostly stuck on the outside.]] Cue Donnie being [[OverlyLongGag very, very slowly]] dragged behind the curtain, until only his hand is visible. {{Beat}}. And then Donnie's hand is yanked behind the curtain, finally joining the rest of him.
262	* Alison explaining to Rachel what happened to Dr. Leekie
263	-->'''Alison''': He pushed Donnie too far and he lacked proper firearm safety.
264	* Krystal calls the gang on a huge lead she found by...her web show partner Brie's hair falling out which she believes is an assassination plot.
265	* Krystal and Sarah discuss the particulars of the circumstances over a video call.
266	** At one point, Krystal notes that her contact ghosted her, to which Scott responds, "It hurts at first but you get used to it." Art looks at Scott sympathetically.
267	** Art just has a look of "how is this happening?" during it all.
268	* Krystal is under the impression Sarah is from Australia.
269	-->'''Krystal''': Is she really needed? Because she is so rude, every time.
270	* Art and Sarah watching via video link Krystal's utterly laughable "undercover operation."
271	-->'''Art''': No, no, do not kiss him!\
272	'''Sarah''': Okay, slowly steer the conversation toward Dyad.\
273	'''Krystal''': Len, you sold your company to Dyad.
274	* Scott asks if Brie has used anything strange lately. She responds by pouring her purse out to show a variety of objects and says she has a slight issue taking things.
275	** When told, Krystal moans "she is such a klepto!"
276	* Krystal is ticked to realize Len has been using her.
277	-->'''Art''': Krystal, can you hear me?\
278	'''Krystal''': I'm peeing. Then I'm going to kick him in the balls.\
279	'''Art''': No, no, do not kick him in the balls!
280	* Sure enough, Krystal does kick him in the balls. Then, when told the cream causes hair to fall out, she rubs some on her hands, runs it through Len's beard and then kicks him out of the apartment. Even Art and Sarah have to grin at that.
281	** All of this is aided hugely by Len being played by Tatiana's real life boyfriend.
282	* When Sarah finds out that Ferdinand was part of the plan at the beginning of the season, she messages Felix to tell him that Delphine and Mrs. S are up to something. When he asks Delphine why Sarah is texting him that, she just shrugs and tells him that it's because they're up to something. His response? A flippant "Great! That's good enough for me." and then doing shots with her and Donnie.
283	* The series finale at long last explains the show's title: It's the title of the book Helena writes about the whole thing. And none of the clones understand it either.
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286	* Series/OrphanBlack's visit to San Diego Comic Con 2015 included the unveiling of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGMvngMPDAg a Season 3 blooper reel]]. It's amazing to watch Maslany blow her lines - and even have an exhaustion-fueled mini-meltdown - and still stay in character.
287	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT-wRgBPTGo A pre-season 4 compilation of various dead characters]] starts off normally enough, but ultimately includes memorials to Rachel's eye, Vic's finger, Olivier's tail (and soon after, "the rest of Olivier"), Donnie's dignity, Seth's brain, Scott's lunch, and Pouchy and the Pouchettes.

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